Lazarus – 4-16-2026

WARMUP:

  • 20 Side-straddle hop,
  • 10 Strawberry pickers,
  • Down dog with calf stretches, to a honeymooner

THE THANG:

  • Mosey down to Viva Chicken, over to Super Chix, around the round-about to the front of the theater

  • 50 Merkins in front of the theater

  • Mosey across the parking lot by Dream Yoga, turn right at the end, go down to the end of that section and take first left into the rear parking lot. Set-up in the first parking section.

  • Do 10 Apollo Ono’s at each parking section across the rear parking lot with Bear-crawl transportation between sections (100 Apollo Ono’s in total)

  • Return across the parking lot with n+1 Burpee’s at each parking section with a jog to each parking section as transportation (55 Burpee’s in total)

  • Mosey back to Dream Yoga, do line touches down and back to the first island at each island heading back towards the Movie Theater.

  • 50 Squats in front of the theater

  • Mosey back to COT the long way up near Taipei Express

  • At COT a round of 10 UP – DOWNS

MARY:
LBC’s, American Hammers, Box Cutters

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Read your newsletters

COT: It is what it is… Personal prayers for those in attendance.

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No jacket required

WARMUP:
SSH
Imp Walker
Hillbilly Walker
Squat
THE THANG:
Round of 8
BATTLE ROPES -WAVES
KETTLEBELL -CHEST PRESS
SLAM BALL -SLAMS
KETTLEBELL SWINGS
SANDBAG -MAN-MAKER
JUMP ROPE
KETTLEBELL – SUMO SQUAT
SLAM BALL – OVER THE SHOULDER

MARY: no

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Newsletter

COT:
Health and family

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Kettlebell AMRAP

Playlist: Amazon Music Playlist: “Heading to the Lake”

WARMUP:
SSH, Imperial Walker, Moroccan Night Club, Merkins, LBC, Freddy Mercury (all in cadence)

THE THANG:
Format: AMRAP – AsManyRoundsAsPossible
Round 1:
50 reps – SSH
40 reps – KB Swings
30 reps – Mountain Climbers
20 reps – KB Swings
15 reps – Merkins
10 reps – KB Swings
Farmer’s Carry length of parking lot away from FB stadium and back.

Round 2:
50 reps – SSH
40 reps – KB One Arm Row (rep count for each side)
30 reps – Mountain Climbers
20 reps – KB One Arm Row (rep count for each side)
15 reps – Merkins
10 reps – KB One Arm Row (rep count for each side)
Farmer’s Carry length of parking lot away from FB stadium and back.

Round 3:
50 reps – SSH
40 reps – KB Goblet Squat
30 reps – Mountain Climbers
20 reps – KB Goblet Squat
15 reps – Merkins
10 reps – KB Goblet Squat
Farmer’s Carry length of parking lot away from FB stadium and back.

Round 4 – KB One Arm Press (Do half of the reps on one side, half on the other)
Round 5 – KB Curls
Round 6 – KB Hip Halo (curl with both arms simultaneously)

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Trust the hill and the field.

WARMUP: ssh hillbillies picking strawberries / run the loop couple time with some exercises
THE THANG: field lot work / lunge walk, NUR, sprint, locked arms, bear crawl.
Repeated on hill and field.
Extra field work with sprints, burpees, merkins and partner merkins.
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT: yep as always

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Baseball and Boston music

WARMUP:
SSH
Arm circles
Michael Phelps
Low slow squats
Catchers
Broga

THE THANG:
Farmer carry to parking lot
Planks with sandbag drag 2x

Stations and Exercises (Baseball-Themed):
• Home Plate – “Batter Up Swings”: Single-arm kettlebell swings – 12 reps per arm (alternate arms each inning). Focus on explosive hip drive, as if powering a base hit.

MOT farmer carry

• 1st Base – “Steal the Base Lunges”: Kettlebell reverse lunges – 10 reps per leg (hold kettlebell goblet-style at chest). Step back into lunge, drive forward—mimicking aggressive base advancement.

MOT duck walk

• 2nd Base – “Double-Play Thrusters”: Kettlebell goblet squat to overhead press – 12 reps. Squat deeply, then explode upward while pressing the kettlebell overhead (like turning a double play).

MOT bear crawl with bell toss

• 3rd Base – “Tag-Out Rows”: Single-arm kettlebell bent-over rows – 12 reps per arm. Hinge at hips, row the kettlebell to your side (as if fielding and throwing out a runner).

MOT Lunge walk

In between each rounding of the bases we did a mosey, flutters and other exercises to pause

Took 4 trips around the bases with the final straight farmer carry

MARY:
Was done

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Bethel
CSAUP
ruck
Tortoise and hare

COT:
Health
Travel
Family

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Giant Dice

WARMUP:

  • Moroccan Night Club
  • Windmill
  • Cherry pickers
  • Imperial Walker

THE THANG:

  1. 2 rounds with the giant dice and bucket of fun.
  1. Roll the dice and pick an exercise card.
  2. Roll doubles and you pick the exercise.
  3. Roll Snakes Eyes and it is Burpees
  1. Partner exercise
  1. 40 CDDs
  2. 60 Merkins
  3. 80 Squats
  4. 100 LBCs
  5. 120 Side Straddle Hop

MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:

  • Tortoise and the Hare
  • Cannoli Run
  • Overnight Ruck

COT:

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Cindie circuit snakey pit

Warmup: usual… Carry bells down the hill
Thang: 
2 stations & ‘base’
Base is Garage by Cindie-storage. Bell-station (1)  is by bus drop, Body-exercise up the hill a bit
Circuit: Each round, do exercise at each station… every time you pass the base, grab Cindie & do manmakers. MOT up hill is NUR, otherwise mosey.
Plank or Al-Gore till 6 is up between rounds
Round. Station-1 / Base # reps / Station-2:

  1. 15 Cleans each side / 1 / 15 Flutters (4-ct.)
  2. 20 Bell swings / 2 / 20 Merkins
  3. 15 snatches each side / 3 / 15 Big boys
  4. 25 Curls (1 ct.) / 4 / 25 Jump Squats
  5. 15 Gunslingers each side / 5 / 40 LBCs
  6. 10 RDL’s each side / 4 / 20 Wide Merkins
  7. 10 Clean & Press each side / 3 / 30 Monkey Humpers
  8. 15 Deadman-to-Barbarian / 2 / 40 Penguins (heel tap / 2 ct.)
  9. 25 Swings / 1 / 25 Gas Pumpers

: we only got through 5 rounds
MARY: along for the Thang
ANNOUNCEMENTS: bethel, RYN (read your Newsletter)
COT: held… Burdens shared, prayers offered.

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Walk Through John 19

THE THANG: Today is Good Friday and we covered a good bit of John 19 and The Passion.

Each station is a count of 33 and we worked our way up and down the ladder with passages from John 19 along with these exercises:

squats
SSH
press
lunges
merkins

The verse of the day which I forgot to read is:

“I have told you these things so that in me you may have peace. You will have suffering in this world. Be courageous! I have conquered the world.””

‭‭John‬ ‭16‬:‭33‬ ‭CSB‬‬

MARY: We stretched a bit then wrapped it up.

COT: Lifting up the prayer requests in the circle.

Thanks @U087NCUTMPT for the opportunity to lead. Happy Easter.

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