Category: The Ballroom

Room for Balls

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The Thang: A little warm up and a jog to the track where some sort of Baxter Pineapple thing was going on. There were men, women, and children all exercising together… sketchy if you ask me… but then again, you didn't ask me…
We started the main event with a burpee half mile, 5 at each “corner” for two laps. Those of us that elected to wear our training bras weren't the biggest fans, but that's the way life goes sometimes. Shifted gears to a Midget Dora (50-75-100) with a 50yd run.
Cohiba’s watch started talking dirty to him at that point and so we departed to separate ourselves from the dudes running with other dudes’ wives…
Ended with a 4-corner jaunt and a jog back for some Mary.

NMM: Whatever you gotta do, freaking do it. Ask for help, make a plan, it doesn't matter. The main thing is, stop making excuses, stop stopping, and do the thing.

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1 Jarvis + 1 Bobber = Acceleration

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It was a beautiful morning at The Ballroom and the PAX were chomping at the bit to accelerate…Or was that Jarvis chomping on a T-Bone?🥩

Quick warmup with the Polish Mating Dance and we were off.

Over to the benches for some dips, step ups and irkins.

Over to the hill for some Chutes and Ladders. 🪜 There were two cones at each station and the PAX had to choose one of them. If they chose a C we had to Chute (run) up to the top of the hill. If it was an L we would run up to the next rung on the ladder. Each rung had two cones and some exercises. Let’s just say there was a lot of Chuting this morning.

Back to COT for prayers and praises.

JWow

1 Jarvis + 1 Bobber = Acceleration

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Tuesday Ballroom

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WARMUP: a little stretching mosey then more Broga
THE THANG: mosey down hill to start the fun. Do 3/4 exercises the. Run around the loop. Round 1: WAM, merkins, shoulder taps, run round 2 SSH, OH claps, Moroccan KCs, run Round 3 squats, sumo, calve raises, monkey humpers run Round 4 LBC, weezy Jeff, amer hammers, flutters run. Next was a partner DORA
100 Merkins, 200 squats and 300 LBCs. Back to COT
MARY: not much.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Bethel, trash pickup, CRI in Rock Hill

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Your Sweat is Your Consent

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6 men shunned the fartsack for a the soggy parking lot of Pleasant Knoll Middle. Here’s what we did:

Warm-up

  • 10 Low Slow Squats (IC)
  • 10 Imperial Walkers (IC)
  • 10 SSHs (IC)

The Thang

  • .5 mile Mosey to the Track House
  • 50 LBCs
  • 50 Moroccan Night Clubs
  • 50 Squats
  • 50 Mountain Climbers
  • 50 Calf Raises
  • 50 American Hammers
  • 50 Dips
  • 50 Alternating Shoulder Taps
  • 50 SSHs
  • 50 Flutters
  • 50 Merkins
  • .5 mile Mosey back to the School
  • Repeat

NMM
What an honor to spend our mornings with men aiming high to be better than yesterday. Because of F3, I know more leaders in Fort Mill than all of our local, state, and country governance. My kids assume all dads do F3. They assume all dads volunteer in their community and challenge themselves to be stronger mentally, physically, and spiritually. They think every dad gets up early to do hard things. They assume all dads carry the bags on vacation and have funny nicknames. And in a world where I want my kids to know the truth, this is one fact I hide from them – not all men are as awesome as F3 The Fort PAX. So when you see them, let’s keep the facade going that all men are great leaders. After all, if they watch you, they’ll assume all dads have great friends that do great things. You men give me something to strive for every day.

Thank you.
-IJ

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Barry said no moderate

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WARMUP: light jog to bball court, SSH, cherry pickers, windmills, low slow squat, tempo merkins
THE THANG: old school Dora: 100 merkins, 200 squats, 300 LBCs.

Wrapped up the Dora and jogged over to the track. At the track we did: 20 single lunges, 20 double count hammers, 30 calf raises (inner, regular, outer).
MARY: no time left
ANNOUNCEMENTS: newsletter aside from murph and invergence
COT: yep, completed

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Post CSAUP FOMO

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15 showed up for #C02PN2RAS4A for a not moderate (thanks to @UMRNJ46AW for the motivation) as there were a handful of #C0ACZR27LN9 participants this morning.

  • @U09JCNEQB5K is living in the current shadow of his father's endex play by play which can only be described as “that's gold Jerry, gold”
  • @U05927TN6V9 has began recruiting new neighbors from Beaufort @chubbs (need to work on the slack entry here Ryan!)
  • @U094RAE1TB6 @U5CESTA4R @U094RAE1TB6 is trying to find new ways to injure himself as this past weekend did not allow for enough opportunities
  • @U012K8DDK7V now takes his shirt off because his traps need to breathe and are heavily chiseled
  • @U5QGBN4V9 looked fresh as a daisy but still sweat like he was watering a field of daisies
  • @UN6PTD007 is picturing himself doing Rocky stair climbs but probably with a sandbag or 3 because he always needs something difficult
  • @U5P2KHLJ2 thought that support staff also carried weight but no one told him this until the endex. #beast
  • @U5MQ8FHV0 is celebrating his 19 year wedding anniversary today!! That is a fact.
  • @U01JUGK82TY was also the Clemson mascot for his time in 🐅 town. Also a fact.
  • @UMRNJ46AW is not one of those fence climbing fools and YHC got a look. @UMDE5QUET shared a similar look. YHC looked away and then ran away.
  • @U790WHUKC is like a squirrel when it comes to climbing fences…so no look was needed. Thx bass.
  • @U03DS2K4BL3 now has a graduate at home (with a J O B!!) and will be dragging his butt to workouts in the near future. We need some young blood!

Murph this Monday with invergence to follow. Please don't say “I can't” or that's too difficult. Modification is a word and an action you can take. Not trying is just giving up on you. Don't be that guy because that's not what you're being trained for.

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Super sunrise

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5 was the count at Ballroom this morning for a little light pole palooza. We hit chest, back, legs, arms, and abs with plenty of mumble chatter mixed in.

Cold morning, but the work still got done. Even while nursing the Achilles, we found a way to break a sweat and keep moving forward.

Bonus points for one heck of a sunrise to kick off the day.

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Grooving to the 70’s, 80’s, 90’s, and 2000’s

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WARMUP: Mossy, SSH and Windmills

THE THANG: Looking to bring a little music to the group for all of the ages of the PAX, I structed 4 rounds set to music of the 70's, 80's, 90's and 2000's. Each decade had 2 songs.

70's- Stayin Alive- Bee Gees & September by EW&F
80's- Eye of the Tiger- Suvivor & Living in America by James Brown
90's- Jump Around – House of Pain & Smells Like Teen Spirit by Nirvana
2000's – Bawitdaba -Kid Rock & Monkey Wrench by Foo Fighters

MARY: When the rest of the beatdown is set to music, you have to end with Bring Sally Up

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Read your news letter, Bethel, Cannoli Run, silly overnight ruck event, Litter Pickup

COT: What's said in COT stays in COT.

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Annie debuts on broadway – 1977

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WARMUP: SSH, imp walk, hillbilly walker, cherry picker, Moroccan night clubs, down dog flow, mosey lap around parking lot
THE THANG: light poles… stop at each one for 10 merkins, 10 squats, 10 calf raises.

15 in total back to the road

Mosey to picnic benches:
10 dips, 10, step-ups each leg, 10 irkins, 10 side straddle hop – completed 3 rounds

Mosey back to COT

MARY: 10x of: flutter, dying cockroach, penguin, lbc, box cutter, Rosalita, American hammer

ANNOUNCEMENTS: tortoise and hare postponed, QvQ and QSource tomorrow at cockpit, 5/16- cannoli run + overnight ruck, trash pickup – June

COT: health, Dr appts, praise for a NAFO lacrosse senior night and one player in particular who overcame childhood cancer

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