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WARMUP:
– Windmills – 10 IC
– Imperial Walkers – 15 IC
– Arm Circles – 10 IC
– Overhead Claps – 25 IC
– Mosey to the larger parking lot

THE THANG:
Part 1: Dora 1-2-3 – Partner up
– 100 Merkins
– 200 LBCs
– 300 Air Squats
– While one partner worked, the other ran a 50-yard shuttle.

Part 2: Four Corners – AMRAP
PAX took on each corner with intensity:
– 10 Burpees
– 20 Bonnie Blairs
– 30 Plank Jacks
– 40 Flutter Kicks (4-count)

Part 3: Jack Webb
1 Merkin to 4 Air Presses, all the way up to 5:20.

Mosey back to COT

MARY:
Worst Worst LBC – 10 IC
Fire Hydrants – 10 IC Right Leg
Fire Hydrants – 10 IC Left Leg

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
– Blood Drive
– Cannoli Run
– Read your news letter

COT:
Prayers and praises, This was done C-Span Style everyone shared.

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2025 PGA Championship – Quail Hollow

WARMUP: Pledge of Allegiance
THE THANG:
Inspired by the 2025 PGA Championship at Quail Hollow this will be a loop with 18 stops. The distance between the stops are based on the length of the holes (slightly modified down to get us 3 miles instead of the actual length of 4.3). The stops were marked with cones.
•Red = Par 4 = 4 Burpees
•Yellow = Par 3 = 20 Big Boys
•Green = Par 5 = 20 American Hammers
•Green Mile = Written on cardboard signs

We stuck together for the first 8 holes (1.25 miles) and then I turned the fast guys loose to run the remainder of the course (1.75 miles).

I didn’t hear it all, but I did hear some great mumble chatter:
– “Where’s the cart girl?” – Cyclopes
– “What’s the distance from the senior tees?” – Barry Manilow
– “There’s no such thing as a par 6, right?” – Dark Helmet

Thank you Nasa for the call.

COT:
Thank you Slapshot for your dedication and efforts as the 1st F Q!

Congratulations Bonsai and Time Machine on taking on the 1st F Q roles and to Cyclopes on assuming the LDP role. Really looking forward to seeing what you bring!

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Snake pit Poker

WARMUP: side straddle hops, windmills, Broga, overhead claps, merkins
THE THANG: poker :hearts: :diamonds: :clubs: :spades: multiple exercised based on what card you draw
MARY: flutters, wheezy Jefferson, heel touches, LBCs
ANNOUNCEMENTS: newsletter
COT: Ms and new jobs

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The Webby

The Webby

WARMUP: Windmills, MNC, IW
THE THANG:
2013 M buy in/Cash out
3 rounds of the following:
26 Burpees
26 BBS
26 Squats
26 Merkins
26 Lunges (each leg to many complaints)

After rounds 1&2 run length of field, after round 3 Cash out
MARY: Core work was called
ANNOUNCEMENTS: 5/10 Garbage pickup, 5/17 Cannoli Run, 6/7 Tortoise and Hare, 6/15 Hog & Coyote and something else Dark Helmet forgot
COT: 5th Core, of course!

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Arms-Abs-Curls

I prefaced to the group that I had run 18 miles on Sunday, and I was not going to do any running today. It was all arms and abs. The music selection was provided by Sirius Octane Workouts. So, here we go.
WARMUP: Moroccan Nightclubs, windmills, merkins, stretching
THE THANG: 1 minute on, 30 seconds rest. The second timer app threw me for a loop to start as it tried to do 3 rounds of the same exercise to start and not go through the full set and start over 3x. So we started with 3 rounds of curls until I figured out it was off. I finally got it fixed, and we rotated through more curls, merkins, pull-ups, dips, big boys, lbs, overhead presses, American hammers, man makers, flutters, and bent-over rows. We did that twice and then started to run out of time, so I sent the crew on a run down the hill and around the parking lot while I put together a shorter one to finish out the morning. The final set included Knees to the chest on the bar, toes to bar, V-ups, chest press, merkins, and one more set of curls just to keep it spicey.
MARY: Freddie Mercuries, Hello Dollys
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Service-find something to get involved in.
COT: If you’re #1 not in a shieldlock, get in one. #2 If your shieldlock doesn’t have a dedicated time to talk, make it. In just a few weeks, my shield lock has really helped me in several ways by being able to talk to the group in a place of no judgment and support. When you can talk about it in a safe space, it can make it easier to have those conversations with those outside of the group that you need to.

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IRON WILL

Hero Workout: “IRON WILL”

In honor of Navy SEAL Michael A. Monsoor
Killed in action on September 29, 2006, in Ramadi, Iraq, after throwing himself on a grenade to save his teammates.

WARMUP:
• SSH – 25 IC
• Merkins – 15 IC
• Windmills – 15 IC
THE THANG:
Each round represents one of his teammates—3 survived because of his actions; the 4th round is in his honor.

Round 4x – with Cinder Blocks

• 29 Cinder Block Thrusters (age at time of death)
• 400m Run (or 2-minute high knees if no space)
• 10 Burpees (to represent the 10 SEALs on his team)
• 20 Merkins (strength in sacrifice)
• 30 Air Squats (stand strong)
• 9 Man Makers (Sept. 29 – the day he died)

MARY: some LBC & Dolly’s
ANNOUNCEMENTS: sign up for fastest 5k
COT:

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2 is better than 1

WARMUP: light stretching and mosey
THE THANG: mosey / walk around NAFO – 2nd and 3rd F discussion
MARY: no
ANNOUNCEMENTS: newsletter
COT: prayers for RB kids and marriage

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Accelerating all 3Fs

WARMUP: short warmup – side straddle hops, planks, and downward dog/ honeymooner stretches
THE THANG: 20 minutes – 3 rounds of (20) overhead presses, (20) swings, (20) CDDs, and (20) bent over rows…with another 120 merkins and running in between
MARY: “Defining Acceleration” what does it mean to accelerate? Pushing into all 3 Fs and what that looks like to invigorate a man for the greatest impact. Scriptures 1F 1 Corinthians 6:19 2F Ecclesiastes 4:9-12 3F John 15:5
ANNOUNCEMENTS: news letter
COT: oops – see Mary section

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