WARMUP: Probably
THE THANG: We did some ill-advised stuff on a lot of hills.
MARY: No chicks.
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COT: The 5th Core Principle.
WARMUP:
Tesh called 10 SSH
Band Camp:
IW
HW
Slight mosey
Merkins
Moroccan Night Clubs
(Then I realized Tesh had handed the Q over completely)
THE THANG:
4 min w/o setting the bell down
30 sec 1 hand swing R
30 sec 1 hand swing L
30 sec racked reverse lunge R
30 sec racked reverse lunge L
30 sec clean R
30 sec clean L
30 sec squat & press R
30 sec squat & press L
Mosey/Yoga/burpee in between rounds
Got 3 rounds….was challenging
Burpee snatches
MARY: Airborne’s hip routine
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COT: prayers!
WARMUP: First, we warmed up.
THE THANG: Then we did a lot of kettlebell stuff and ran a little.
MOSTLY, we listened to what might have been the worst playlist ever conceived. From the marginally incestuous Osmonds, to the Killers, to what was probably the biggest surprise which was Wilford Freaking Brimley. The diabeetus commercial guy you say? Yes. Beloved actor who starred in the 1985 hit movie Cocoon? Yes. He’s a member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints? Well, he was when he was alive, yes… but please tell me THAT isn’t the thing that you find most surprising. He has albums. Of music. Where he sings. Doesn’t that shake you a little more to your core? I mean… even just a little? And to add insult to injury (and trust me, his singing was injurious), there’s not a single freaking song on his album about DIABETES TESTING SUPPLIES. Seriously, lean into your strengths, Wilford. WTF? You know diabetes supplies like no other… and yet you choose to sing about someone’s silver-haired daddy…? I’m not sure what to think anymore… I’m not sure this world was meant for me…
MARY: Once again, girls aren’t allowed. Core Principle #2.
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COT: Core Principle #5