Fort Mill Twilight 5K

Leave a comment

As mentioned across many of the past few weeks, the Anne Springs Close Greenway will be hosting a 5K Twilight Trail Run in our back yard.  It is an event for all ages and all abilities.  There will be the hard core trail runner and families with kids and many walkers bringing up the rear.

Who will join me?

Several of our brothers and I with our Ms ran this last year and had a great time.  After the race, there will be awards, a band, dinner and, yes, a beer truck.  Plan to bring some cash for beers and a lawn chair.

See the link below for information and registration.

http://sportoften.com/events/eventDetails.cfm?pEventId=12414

Who is in?

Hard Commits:

Menthol, Santini, Kobra Kai, ???????????

The Shovel Flag will be posted………..

TClap |
0

At Alcatraz, it’s about Quality, not Quantity…

Leave a comment

18 strong PAX posted @ Alcatraz to work on the Quality of the beatdown, not just the quantity. Refresher on key/safe techniques for Merkins, Deep Squats (Ass 2 Grass), LBC, Lunge Walk and Wall Sits.

Jekyl has the Q

1/2 lap around Alcatraz
COP
SSH 25
IW 25
Squat Jack 20
Apolo Ohno 20 each side
Mountain Climber 20
Peter Parker 15
Parker Peter 15
Spider man 10
Merkin 25
Hollywood Merkin (merkin with Side plank) 10 each side
Stud Merkin (1 handed push up) 10 each side

The Thang

Mosey to bases
Bear Crawls to 1st
Bunny hop to 2nd
Bear Crawl to 3rd
Bunny hop home
Crab walk to 1st
Lunge walk to 2nd
Crab walk to 3rd
Lunge walk home

Rinse/Repeat.

Hand off Q to Funhouse
Mosey to baseball outfield

15 Merkins – Slow and low
25 LBCs – Get those feet up
25 A2G squats – Slow and low
Lunge Walk to wall
25 SSH in cadence
1 minute wall sit – 90 degrees and arms out
Rinse and Repeat 2X

Core Burn
25 LBC in cadence
20 Merkins
1 minute Plank Hold
30 Plank Punches

COT

Great praise for answered prayers for Noah! Gaining weight and getting stronger! Next Goal: Get Walking! Excellent news Decible!
Be in Prayer on how The Fort can serve families that are in finacial crunches with children with special needs. Remember to serve, and not to be served.

Reminder that Tega Cay expansion is happening this Tuesday at the Corner of 160 and Gold Hill @ the Harris Teeter. See you in the Gloom @ 5:15.

TClap |
0

Pre-Blast – Name TBD – Tega Cay Tuesday Expansion

Leave a comment

Tega Cay is opening its doors to a Tuesday morning beatdown. With a solid core of PAX heading up Alcatraz on Saturday, the Tuesday morning addition was just a matter of time. And the time is now! Well, this next Tuesday, 3/4/14.

We have a location: The Harris Teeter on the corner of 160 and Goldhill.
We have a time: 5:15 – 6:00 am
We have the committed PAX: White Lightnin, FreeBird, CornHole, Sparkplug, and others near by.
We have the site Q’s: WWL and Funhouse
We have a Weinke: FunHouse always has one

The only thing we don’t have is a name. It has been decided that only those who come and contribute sweat and blood (tears not allowed) on Tuesday get to punch the name ballot. Many names have been suggested and we will decide during the COT.

This is a perfect opportunity to clench down on the EH’s already in place for those near Tega Cay. The location is close and the temperature will be perfect (not 9 degrees….). Bring a Sad Clown and get a BOGO coupon to the next workout.

See you in the Gloom.

TClap |
0

You Can Run, But You Can’t Hyde

Leave a comment

17 men gathered this morning for a “pick your poison” special. The choices: take off into the darkness for a Baxter Loop run or stay at WEP for a beat down from Jekyll in his inaugural Q.

The Thang:

Indian Relay half way around WEP (lots of “slow it down” discussion as Jekyll took off at a Red Banjo pace).

COP:

  • SSH
  • IW
  • Squat Jacks
  • Follow the leader in 1 Minute increment x 10
    • Mountain Climbers
    • Oblique V-ups
    • Peter Parkers
    • Squats
    • 15 Burpees on your own (crowd pleaser)
    • Bear crawl around the circle
    • Hello Dollys
    • Freddie Mercurys
    • Jump Tucks
    • Squat Jacks
    • Marine Corp Push Ups

Mosey to Hill-

  • Partner up
    • Wheelbarrow up and down the hill. Flapjack
    • Partner 1: Elbow crawl up the hill – Partner 2: LBCs at the bottom. Flapjack
    • Partner 1: Groucho walk up the hill – Partner 2: LBCs at the bottom. Flapjack.

Mosey to Playground

  • Keep your partner
    • Partner 1: One Hand Wall Merkin – Partner 2: Run 2 laps.
    • After Partner 2’s first lap – Partner 1 switch hands.
    • Flapjack

Switcharoo

  • P1-Dips
  • P2-Lap
  • Flapjack

Mosey to the tree (PAX wasn’t sure which tree Jekyll was referring to… so, we just followed him).

  • Team Jekyll vs Team CSPAN – Relay sprints.
  • Partners are now competitors.
  • Distance= 3 trees
  • 2 teams of 5 (plus 1).  All you got for pride and profit

Back to COT

A few extra squats and 6 inchers for good measure.

TClap |
0

Anchored in Salvation

Leave a comment

Words of wisdom shard by Cake Boss prior to the workout. Visualizing our lives as us paddling to stay afloat in the ocean, waving rising and falling all around us. We were encouraged to keep our eyes looking up, keep our eyes on the sky. Keep our faith. Work hard. And believe we would be rescued. One must also anchor himself in salvation, so as not to be swept away by the currents of sin. Excellent pre-beatdown thoughts, Cake Boss.

 

The Thang : Cake Boss on Q

Sprints to curb and back between each exercise

SSH x 20

Mtn Climbers x 20

Imperial Walkers x 20

Squat x 20

Peter Parker x 20

Handoff to Beacon:

4 corners – Complete exercises as agroup and then sprint (as a group) to the next corner of the big parking lot.

Rd 1.  Taking KB with us. Goblet Squats x 10, KB Swings x 10, Curl x 10 each arm, Side Push w KB x10

Rd 2.  Peter Parker x 10, Squat x 10, Mtn Climbers x 10, Parker Peter x 10

Rd. 3  Peekaboo Street (Ode to DD) x 10, Monkey Humpers x 10, Body Builder Burpees x 5, Apolo Ohno x 10 (Again, DD)

Rd 4.  With KB again…Maktar Jai x 10, Merkins x 10, Jumping Lunges x 10, Burpees x 10

Handoff to Cake Boss

1 minute each exercise

KB Swing

Shoulder Press

R/L Arm Curls

Tri Extensions

Cake Boss – Six Minutes of Mary

LBC x 15 – Shuffle up & back (short parking lot)

Freddy Mercury x 15 – Karaoke up & back

Rosalitas x 10

Hello Dolly x 10  – Back Pedal up & sprint back

Heels to Heaven x 15 – Two sprints

Mosey to COT

TClap |
0

Cock Pit – High Seas

Leave a comment

imagesCA0VA2P0

Warm up:

5 burpees

Light jog

Imperial walkersx15

Mtn climbersx15

Squatx15

Peter Parkerx15

Sumo squatx15

Run to Sugar Creek

Partner carries

Wheel barrow

Sprint w/5merkins

Bear crawl w/5merkins sprint back w/5merkins

Lunge walk w/5merkins  sprint back w/5merkins

Sprintx2 w/5burpees

Run to next pain station

Rotation x3

People’s chair (45sec each)

Balls to Wall (15sec each)

Merkin set

Merkins x10

SSH x15

Diamond x10

SSH x15

Wide arm x10

SSH x15

Staggers l/r x10

LBC x15

Pull ups with partners (Sets of 10, 8, 6)

Swinging LBC 3 sets of 10

Hill work

Bear crawl up hill 5x add burpee each round

Plank rotation

Right high

Left high

Elbows

6 min of Mary (literally it was 5:54 on the clock)

Sprint to COT

 

Prayers for all the PAX and the stresses of life.

We sometimes feel the “waves” swelling above our heads and we can’t see anything but water or (job, finances, sickness, etc), however if we look to heaven for our strength when we feel weak, the QIC in the heavens will walk us through the storms of life.

TClap |
0

The Fort Fitness Test

Leave a comment

18 PAX posted at The Fort “Block Party” for the first of our quarterly fitness test. Please feel free to discuss what worked and format with CSPAN & Audit.

The Thang:

  • A very short “Variety Show” walking warm up.
  • 1 mile run around WEP
  • Max number of pull-ups
  • Personal best of 60 seconds of push ups
  • Personal best of 60 seconds LBC
  • Personal best of 60 seconds of Burpee

Finished with COP lead by CSPAN, Audit, Fun House, Maximus & DD

Slow short mosey to COT:

Naked Man Moleskin

Tuesday Tega Cay work out to launch next week

Stay in tune with the weekly email from THE FORT

Cockpit Wednesday at NAFO

Chicken & Wisdom Friday Morning with Cake Boss

Drink plenty of water and remember to be a better man today than you were yesterday.

CSPAN-over & out

TClap |
0

Cornhole’s Revenge

Leave a comment

Old Glory was planted and 13 strong men began their weekend with an workout designed to make arms burn, legs ache, and lungs scream.

The Thang:

Cornhole led the PAX on a warm-up jog around both fields

20 Side Straddle Hops

20 Imperial Walkers

15 Merkins

20 Slow Squats

20 Carolina Dry Docks

20 Mountain Climbers

10 Wide Arm Merkins

20 Windmills

20 Plank Punches

Mosey to the Bases

First Base – 10 Bomb Jacks

Bear Crawl Shuffle to the right with a Merkin in between – Stop at 2nd Base

10 Sumo Squats

Bear Crawl Shuffle to the right with a Merkin in between – Stop at 3rd Base

10 Burpess

Reverse and Head back to Second Base – Bear Crawl Shuffle

10 Sumo Squats

Bear Crawl Shuffle to the left with Merkins – Stop at First Base

10 Bomb Jacks

Partner Up:

Wheel Barrow to Second, 10 Sumo Squats, Switch

Wheel Barrow to Third, 10 Burpees,

Handoff to YHC:

Headed out for a jog and to find some of Tega Cay’s finest hills.

First Retaining Wall:  5 Derkins, 5 Wide Arm Derkins, 5 Diamond Derkins in cadence

Continued mosey with random stops for LBC’s and Planks

Found another retaining wall.  20 Dips in Cadence

Jogged to the base of “The Hill” – As hard as you can go to the Top

Plank O Rama at the top – Mosey to the Glennon Center steps and partner up

Wheel Barrow up the steps

50 LBC’s

Start the jog back to Alcatraz

First Retaining Wall: 20 Dips on your own

Brought it home with an Indian Run

COT

Moleskin:

Great effort by everyone today. Cornhole delivered a brutal upper body workout and YHC tested the PAX’s stamina.  Along the way, the PAX pulled together to push themselves and each other, making sure that doubt did not stand a chance.  Always an honor.

TClap |
0

Cock Pit @ NAFO – Did someone say Ciabatta?

Leave a comment

The rain, thunder, and lightning throughout the night did not stop 9 brave men from posting.  It may have been that they thought they were signing up for coffee and ciabatta!?  After some early morning conversations, one of which is that Cake Boss may have an in with getting the lights turned on at 5:15, we headed off for a beat down in the Gloom.  Welcome FNG John Cookson (Crock-Pot).

The THANG:

Mosey to the ROTC parking lot.

  • 30 Side Straddle Hops
  • 20 Imperial Walkers
  • 25 Windmills
  • 25 Jumping Lunges

Mosey to the marching band parking lot via sidewalks, did not want to get PAX wet feet prior to Tabata.

  • Planks (regular, 6 inches, left arm / right arm high)

8 Exercises, 8 Reps, 20s per rep, 10s break between reps.  Sounds easy right?

  • X8 Merkins
  • X8 Squat Jumps
  • X8 Carolina Dry Docks
  • X8 Calf Raises
  • X8 Burpees
  • X8 Side Tri Rise
  • X8 Turkish Get-Ups
  • X8 Abs (LBCs, Hello Dolly, Freddie Mercury, Russian Twist) – 50s on 10s break

A PAX called out for some Ultimate Burpees and did not want to disappoint.

  • X5 – Jumping Knee-up -> Carolina Dry Dock -> Parker Peters (Right and Left Leg) -> Combined Broad Jump (Forward/Backward) -> Regular Burpee

COT

TClap |
0

Lace Up Those Skates and Watch Out for Machetes

Leave a comment

The Thang:

Decibel at Q

Skate to the Tennis Courts

Partner up

Partner 1:

Diamond Merkins

Imperial Walkers

Wide Arm Merkins

Partner 2:

Suicides on Tennis Court

Switch

 

Partner 1:

Staggered Merkins

Imperial Walkers

Staggered Merkins

Partner 2:

Suicides

Switch

All together

Suicides x2

 

Lunge Walk around tennis court with reverse lunge walk at baseline

Rockette Squats

50 yard sprints x14

Lunge Walk around tennis court with reverse lunge walk at baseline

Military Merkins x15

 

Hand off to Trucker:

7 burpees
10 Merkins
10 squats
5 rounds

LBC 30
Hi low 25
X o 7
Butterfly 5
Lunge squat walk
Sprint 2xs
Firemans carry

10 Merkinou
10 squats

3 rounds

Skate back to Park

Moleskin:

Despite Senator Tressels worry of the ice getting in the way we were able to skate out of trouble and into a great beat down.  We have to credit Truckers 24 hour car ride odyssey in the snow for some new and imaginative beat down material.  Several abandoned cars brought out concern from cable guy for a machete bearing murder lurking behind a tree. Fortunately we all returned to COT with all our limbs intact.

 

TClap |
0