Category: colosseum

Badly Broken Chicken Dance

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WARMUP:
12 SSH
12 CASBAH #2s
12 Walking Jacks
THE THANG:
Mosey to the rocks-
Grab your rock and OJ to the light pole and back
1 Burpee
Grab your rock and OJ to the light pole and back
2 Burpees
Grab your rock and OJ to the light pole and back
3 Burpees etc up to 6 and back down to 1.
Seemed like a good idea on paper.

I fartsacked and we moseyed out to the track for a mixed bag of scissoring and pickle pushers. <@USBP08L1G> had a rock in his pocket and I believe he was ALSO glad to see me.

We moseyed to the benches where we added some incline merkins, dips and something like “Bavarian one legged crotch crackers” or something. Like a one legged squat. Moseyed to the next set of benches and added some more of the same.

Moseyed to COT for some “u call it”.
MARY: She brought <@U5DBBKTE0>
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Fastest 5, read your newsletter. AKA
COT: P&P for all those within and without F3 who are sick, tired, cold , hungry or alone. :pray:

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Go as fast as you want

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WARMUP: Long Mosey, then the usual:
20 SSH IC
10 LSS IC
10 Cherry Pickers IC
10 Imperial Walkers IC
10 Hillbilly Walkers IC
10 MNCs IC
Yoga

THE THANG:
To the Light Pole$! PAX were encouraged to go as hard/fast as they could.
Starting at the bottom, run to first light pole and perform 1 burpee. Return to start and perform one exercise.
Then run to 2nd light pole and perform 2 burpees, return to start and do second exercise.
Continue to 10th light pole. Exercises below. Pyramid if you complete early.
10 Bomb Jax
20 Merkins
30 Wide Arm Merkins
40 Squats
50 LBCs
40 Lunges
30 Diamond Merkins
20 American Hammers
10 CDDs

Extra Credit – Pyramid the workout (do in reverse) if there’s enough time.

MARY: Boys only.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Probably.
COT: Stays in COT.

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Gloom 3: Return of Fusion

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WARMUP: We did
THE THANG: We ran to the back of the school and got rocks and carried them around, and then we jumped over walls and stuff.
MARY: No chicks.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Read your newsletter.
COT: The 5th Core Principle.

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No show, No problem

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WARMUP: <@U08GGTLHL> took the lead, exercise was called, 5 burpees, exercise was called, 4 burpees, exercise called, 3 burpees, exercise called, 2 burpees, exercise called, 1 burpees

THE THANG: cardboard roulette from the trunk of my car. 10 exercises on the board, 10 reps each followed by a lap. 9 exercises, 10 reps each followed by a lap, 8 exercises followed by a lap, descending down from there

MARY: Flitters and box cutters

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Read your newsletter

COT: prayer and praise from everyone

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Sprints, light poles and burpees

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WARMUP: mosey to the far parking lot at the end of the school.

Exercises in cadence included:
SSH
Merkins
Low slow squats
People’s chair with Moroccan night clubs
Hillbilly walkers
Imperial walkers
Windmills
Produce pickers
Peter Parker’s

THE THANG: mosey to the the hill
An exercise was called in cadence at every light pole – at varying numbers of reps – YHC called sprint and pax sprinted to the next light pole. This took place to the top of the hill and then back down – a total of 20 light poles were “visited”. PAX took turns calling exercises on the way down. Leadership is best when shared.

Mosey back to basketball courts with a combo of lunge walks and bear crawls across.

MARY: no time
ANNOUNCEMENTS: you bet – read your newsletter
COT: remains the 5th core principle. Be thankful for all we’ve been given.

Thanks for the call, Barkley. :eye:

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Look at that Hill

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Ran around lots of string of pearls.

Tried to climb every hill possible in a reverse bear crawl

Worked a good deal on side lunges, and moving around with ease, finished with a Jack Webb that the brothers tried to skip, but joined us eventually

Always an honor to lead a group of men I respect so much.

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Little push, little pull

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WARMUP: Light rain was in the forecast and it was cold…so going to chalk those factors to the low numbers but Barkley and Farmers were not deterred. We did a quick lap by the elementary school along with the following warmup: SSH, windmills, low slow squats, cherry pickers, merkins, sprinter stretches, lower back stretch, and finally some hamstring and more lower back stretches.
THE THANG: Before we jumped in, these boys needed some old school Jack Webb because who doesn’t love JW! I know Jiffy does, miss that guy! 1 pushups, 4 overhead claps, 2 pushups 8 claps…up to 10 and 40. These guys loved it. We did this over by the small parking lot at the top of the school hill.

At the top of this hill, then down at the valley/bottom, then at the KW parking lot entrance we did:
– 10 diamonds at the top
– 10 jumping squats at the bottom
– 10 4-count flutters at KW
– Rinse and repeat starting with 10 diamonds at KW and so on.
We did this for 3 full sets and managed to eat up a good amount of time.
MARY: Airborne special
ANNOUNCEMENTS: newsletter
COT: prayers for our family, jobs, each other…and lots of things we can’t control.

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0 burpees

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WARMUP:
SSH, windmill, low slow squats, butt kickers, high knees, soccer hips
THE THANG:
Perform an exercise at a column, then move down two columns and perform the next. Repeat this twice. Run back to the beginning.

Round 1, 3, 5
Side lunge – 10
Jump squat – 10
Mode of transportation was bear crawl

Round 2,4,6
Merkins – 10
CDD – 10
Mode of transportation- lunge walk

Round 7, 9
Leg raises – 10
LBCs – 20
Crawl beat

Round 8, 10
Dips – 15
Can’t remember
Lunge walk

Finished with airborne hip exercises

MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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Men in Tights

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Texted Barkley last week and told him to put me in for Q sometime at Coliseum. He responded and said I need someone for next week. I gladly accepted before looking at that weeks weather forecast. Rookie mistake but we ain’t no sissies.
On drive in truck thermometer said 15 degrees. Perfect workout weather. Even had to go purchase a pair of leggings from Spank.
Warmup:
15 Hill Billy Walkers
15 Imperial Walkers
15 Windmills
20 Moroccan Nightclubs
Workout:
Moseyed to bottom of hill coming into school and exercises where layed out. 5 hand release merkins at bottom then run to top of hill towards school and do 5 Scorpion Dry Docks. Run back to bottom and a different exercise going the other direction which was 5 Monkey Humpers. Mosey to entrance of Tega Cay Coffee up hill and do 5 Big Boy Sit Ups. Repeat this sequence and every time you pass in the bottom the reps go up 5. We made it to 20 before I called it for some mobility and stretching.
Moseyed back towards COT and had pax get on 6 and we did some hip mobility work and some stretching for the last 10 minutes.
Thanks for the Q Barkley. Hope I Did Well.
Love, Stang

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