The Ranch – Someone say Cake??

  • QIC: Cake Boss
  • When: 03/10/16
  • Pax: Sasquatch, Fun House, Cross Check, Mr Clean, Gilmore, Lil E, Anchorman, Chedda, Spiderman, Deacon, Shelby, What Did, Trucker, Mainframe, Mission Impossible, Houshcka, Sorano, Backdraft, Freebird
  • Posted In: The Ranch

Ahhhh……The Ranch!! Home away from Home for YHC. I started The Ranch back in 2013/14 and it is still one of the top AOs in all the area. However what makes a great AO is the PAX that attends there and The Ranch always has Class A PAX in attendance. McGruff and now Spiderman run the horses out at The Ranch and it is as strong as ever. Nice work men…..keep EHing and filling those fields up!!

20 PAX arrived today at The Ranch. We started with the National Anthem at 5am and then traditional country music playing as I always like at The Ranch. Can’t be there without it. 0515 hit and no declaimers, disclosures….we just took off for a mosey.

The Thang:

Mosey across to field for COP

SSHs, squats, merkins, IWs, 10 Extreme Mtn Climbers, 10 Inchworm Merkins, 10 sealjacks, 10 I surrenders

Mosey to Drive for 3 speedbump suicide

Mosey to car dropoff lans for some calf raises and repeat of 10 Extreme Mtn Climbers, 10 Inchworm Merkins, 10 sealjacks, 10 I surrenders

Mosey around school for wall sits, BTW and more wall sits

Mosey to side of school for repeat of 10 Extreme Mtn Climbers, 10 Inchworm Merkins, 10 sealjacks, 10 I surrenders

THE MEAT – I told the PAX that it is the MEAT of the workout that gets the leg to POP!!!

Mosey to hill by MIddle School

Exercise at bottom of the hill and work the ladder up and do all 12 exercises, adding a new one each time up and down the hill……fun times!!!

Ladder:

1-Merkins———run up hill

2-Bombjacks———run down hill

3-Russian twists———run up hill

4-Freddy Mercs———run down hill

5-Burpees———run up hill

6-Squats———run down hill

7-LBCs———run up hill

8-plank jacks———run down hill

9-diamond Merkins———run up hill

10-donkey kicks———run down hill

11-lunges———run up hill

12-monkey humpers———COT

The back blast does not do this justice so you will have to ask the PAX if they got a full body workout and how those chicken legs feel!

Moleskin:

I talked to the PAX about living by faith versus taking things for granted or relying on our own abilities. I mentioned we all live by faith in some respect…..people want to think its only a God thing, however you are living by faith each time you drive your car that you won’t wreck or when you go to work that you will continue to have a job when you get there. I mentioned I drop my son off at school each day and say I love you and as I drive away I am living by faith that my one and only son will be ok at that school. Nothing is going to happen. However, I am living by faith that if that day comes I know my strength comes for God and I will need every ounce of it to deal with circumstances. I challenged the PAX to not take things for granted, don’t assume it can’t happen to you. Say the I love you and communicate to those you need to and most of all, live by faith that Sky Q has your back no matter what mountain and storm is in front of you. We can’t do it alone…..he is always in the fight with us!

Great PAX today and good old fashion F3 snot waggler!!!

Humbled and Honored!!

Cake Boss

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Hollow Man

  • QIC: Deacon
  • When: 2/11/16
  • Pax: Spitz, Mainframe, Maximus, Axle, Hauschka, Barry Manilow, Spiderman and Whatdid
  • Posted In: The Ranch

Today’s frigid temperature did not stop 9 Pax from posting. Spiderman shared his Superbowl 50 experience with us — awesome. Spitz’s 50th birthday is today — respect. Axle and Hauschka reluctantly joined us in pain stations after their run.

Mosey to Springfield Middle School’s bus loop.

COP:

SSH (30x), IW (20x), WM (15x), Sumo Squats (15x), MC (15x), Freddy Mercury’s (15x), Calf Raises (45x)

Mosey to the benches:

Bench Drill 1: Dips (20x), Left Leg Step Ups (10x), Decline Merkins (15x)

Bench Drill 2: Dips (20x), Jump Ups (10x), Incline Merkins (15x)

Bench Drill 3: Dips (20x), Right Leg Step Ups (10x), Extreme CDDs (15x)

Mosey to the parking lot near the front of the Springfield Elementary.

From one end of the parking lot to the other do: Partner Carries (2x), Shoulder Tap Merkins (15x), Wheelbarrows, High Five Merkins (15x)

Mosey to the rear parking lot near the soccer field.

With your partner, split the following exercises/reps: LBCs (200x), Donkey Kicks (60x), CDDs (200x)

COP:

Pepper Grinders (10x), Scorpions (10x), V Ups (10x), Chopsticks (20x)

Moleskin:

This month’s 3rd F focus of “love” has been a challenge. It’s a mushy Hallmark word that’s been difficult to apply daily.

1 John 3:18 NLT says that love is not just an emotion. Love is an action. We can’t simply go and say that we love God and neighbor without the actions that prove it.

I once told my daughter that I loved her. She told me “if you really love me, then prove it.” I looked like a deer in headlights. My sincere words of “I love you” were hollow. Paying the mortgage and providing money for the family was not enough.

I got tired of being hollow. I’m now intentional about serving my wife,  kids and others first. I made progress in better demonstrating God’s love but I still have growth opportunities.

Love others by making emotional connections and demonstrating God’s love through your actions.

#NoMoreHollowMan

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Bored of Pain?

  • QIC: Zima
  • When: 02/04/16
  • Pax: Hauschka, Cross Check, Duke Nukem, Mission Impossible, Axl, What Did, Mainframe, Aquaman, Rice-a-Roni, Spider-Man, Deacon, Legoland, Peabody, Shelby, Brass, Trucker, Zima (YHC)
  • Posted In: The Ranch

YHC thought of bringing a little surprise to the Ranch this week. So I consulted my brother Jekyll and collected all the ingredients for what would be a fine beatdown this gloomy Thursday. As the Pax rolled in we circled up because it was time to get after it. Knowing that today’s workout was going to be “extra special”, I referred Pax the day prior (via Twitter) to the official F3 disclaimer HERE. It’s a good read.

Announcement to the Pax that you should have read the disclaimer in its entirety #warned. If you weren’t on Twitter last night or (shudder) are Twitterless, I apologize. With that a quick mosey to the drop off loop at the middle school (approximately ¼ mile).

THANG

Board of Pain: The object is to get as far down the board until the timer is up. Run a lap (1/4 mile) between sets.

• Burpees – 100
• Calf Raises – 150 (50 regular, 50 toes pointed in, 50 toes pointed out)
• Ski Abs – 100
• Merkins – 100
• Deep Squats – 100
• LBCs – 200
• Carolina Dry Docks – 100
• Russian Twists – 100
• Mac Tar Jai– 100
• Jump Squats – 100
• Mountain Climbers – 100
• Shoulder Raises – 200
• Mary Catherines (ie Jumping Lunge) – 100
• Hello Dolly – 200
• Wide Arm Merkins – 100
• Squat Jacks – 100
• Nippler– 100
• Burpees – 100

NMM
I’m not sure why it struck me but I thought it would be fun to surprise the Pax with the Board of Pain. Usually there is a pre-blast and most people post elsewhere. There were a few veterans of the Board but for many (including myself), this was their first introduction to the Board of Pain. A very solid effort by everyone and I think they all got their money’s worth. Here are all my notes.

• I was worried (a little) about the burpees but some of the other exercises really sneak up on you
• Great to meet Cross Check, Duke Nukem, Mission Impossible, Rice-a-Roni, Shelby and Brass (I really need to stop this running nonsense and get back to Bootcamps)
• Tclaps to Aquaman for leading the way, the whole way
• Thanks to Spiderman for H2O and the tunes (really set the tone)
• Thanks to Jekyll for sharing the #pain
• Axl and Hauschka were out front, even with their pre-run. #beasts
• Way to push yourself Legoland #inspired
• Apologies if I missed anything as I’m still a little light-headed

I really didn’t have anything planned for motivational purposes, but as we were running back to COT it hit me. The last few days I’ve been on my own watching the 2.0s and I’m thinking, “I’ve got this mastered”, and then the 2.1 gets violently ill (she’s better now) and everything implodes on me. My relationship with SkyQ, my family and my F3 brothers get me through these times. People in your corner, helping you, lifting you up and keeping you accountable. Just like the workout this morning. Everyone shows up and there’s this board with several horrific exercises. I had to ask Jekyll what a few of them were (don’t ask). You’re thinking a good little sweat this morning, not 100 burpees before things get started. But then you partner up with some brothers and you encourage each other through the workout and you push each other to get it done. That’s it man! Accountability. Get set up on project #Whetstone and find your battle buddy. As Deacon said, there are going to be so many things that get in the way and make it difficult, but you just have to make time for it. Watch the VIDEO if you haven’t seen it. If you have questions you can message me or get with Rebel (check the most recent newsletter too).

Planning on a few more surprise boards in the future before the real thing comes this summer! Stay tuned!

Announcements
• The Yeti 02.20.16
• Honestly can’t remember the rest…still light-headed

Praise and Prayers
• Prayers of the child of Deacon’s coworker. For a return to full health.
• Prayers for The Fort Pax that everyone would get involved with Whetstone

Honor to Serve
Zima

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PRE-BLAST: Uptown Lunch Gonna Funk You Up…

Oh me, oh my…
The revival begins on Feb. 5 at 1130, and will continue on the First Friday of EVERY month going forward. PUT IT IN YOUR CALENDAR.
Location: Jason’s Deli in the Epicenter Uptown.

The 2nd F Uptown lunch had sputtered and maybe even stalled, but just like two good F3 men who don’t know when to quit (yes sir, may I have another?) Italian Job and YHC decided it was time to get serious and make it a thing again. (Because somewhere in my brain-damaged mind, seeing you fools in the Gloom isn’t enough…)

BUT! You say, can’t we go somewhere else? Jason’s Deli isn’t my favorite… Answer: It’s a free country. Do what you want. But WE will be here. Trust me, we wracked our brains to figure out the best spot based on seating capacity, price range, proximity, etc. This is the spot. The VSF is planted and this is the plan until further notice.
I mean, I get it. Jason’s isn’t exactly gourmet. Might not even be all that #FuelChallenge friendly, but kind of like First F stuff, if you came for the food only, you may be missing the point. So, spread the word to all your favorite Uptown-working PAX, tell it in the COTs, tweet it, etc., and get over there for some high-quality 2nd F.

Again, the details are above. To reiterate, Jason’s Deli in the Epicenter. The First Friday of every month. At 1130.

Questions? Concerns? Please feel free to bug Italian Job with that crap.

Otherwise, see you there. It’s Friday morning and we’re in the spot… Don’t believe me? Just watch…

Helmet, out.

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Where are the cards…oh wait, never mind.

  • QIC: Maximus
  • When: 01/28/16
  • Pax: Chaser, Ginsu, Hauschka, Sasquatch, Geronimo, Mission Impossible, Shelby, Anchorman, CSPAN, WhatDid, Barry Manilow, Dark Helmet, Lego Land, Trucker, Change Order, Miagi, Spiderman, Mainframe
  • Posted In: The Fort, The Ranch

For those that know me, you know I always have a Weinke and I always keep those Weinkes. Looking at my most recent, I realized it’d been almost 2mos since my last Q. That is the longest stretch between Q’s for me and it is a testament to what is happening here in the Fort and surrounding areas. By posting, you’re setting an example and providing encouragement for those around you. Remember, you may think this is about you but take a listen next time a Q talks about how long he’s been doing “this F3 thing” and take note of what he says about the impact of the men to his left and right.

On to the task at hand: Once the last set of headlights and bouncing headlamp strolled into the Ranch, we had 19 strong. Blame it on the warmer weather or the pre-run, we even had a fella show up in short sleeves; I forgot to advise against that. I did however, provide a disclaimer and with an attorney present, we moseyed.

Circle up in the back lot for a little warm up consisting of:
Butt Kickers in place (thank you Richard Simmons)
Squat Jacks
SSH
Line up and bear crawl out then flip to reverse bear crawl when the Q decides it’s time, then forward, then reverse for an undisclosed length of time. You get the idea.

This is when I heard something I never thought I’d hear, “I came out for the cards, where are the cards?” I’m sorry, what?

Grab a partner and head to the playground:
Partner 1: 30 Pull Ups
Partner 2: Chair Sits with overhead claps until partner 1 finishes the 30 pull ups
Flap Jack

And, so here we go. It’s time for the deck of cards. This is not an easy routine but one of the great things about the cards is that they consistently challenge everyone. Whether you’re a crossfit star or a couch-rider, you will get to a point where you hate the cards. This is similar to the challenge we all face between the ears. We all encounter those moments where you think you can’t continue on. So what do you do? You open your eyes, turn your head to your left and right and realize that, like today, there are men out there going through the same thing and they’re pushing through because you’re there, so you need to do the same. They need you and you need them.

The exercises this time were:
Hearts = Mountain Climbers (104 Total)
Spades = Diamond Merkins
Clubs = Mak Tar Jah’s (104 Total) (My elbows say this is smarter to do this in the grass, sorry Dark Helmet.
Diamonds = Jumping Lunges (104 Total)
Wild Cards = 5 Burpees (20 Total)

We went through the deck 1 time and finished with a little ab lab:
Slow Flutters
LBC’s
Toe Touches
Toe Touches again but only because Anchorman requested it. Love the energy.

I spoke of my upcoming trip to Vegas and what I need to stay focused on during this trip. The temptations present aren’t an issue any more so by the grace of God, they’ll continue to be in the rearview mirror. So I’ll bring a deck of cards and a few hotel exercises from the PAX along with the memory of posting in the gloom. I appreciate the honor of Q’ing a great group of men and walking along side them.

Annoucements: P200 training runs Saturday from Pantheon. Looking to get a Q for the Mud Run; who’s up? AO change for the uptown 2nd F lunch, now at Jason’s Deli in uptown. Dark Helmet and Italian Job are Q’s. Launching Lake Waylie in the Spring, give them a follow on the machine. York High School scouting launch this Saturday…Popeye.

Prayers: A friend of Chaser’s wife just passed from cancer. Keep her family in the prayers. Prayer for the PAX and their families. Need some prayers to stay strong on the Fuel Challenge, too.

As You Were.

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Everything is better with Ranch… A WAY Back Blast…

  • QIC: Dark Helmet
  • When: 01/21/16
  • Pax: Anchorman, Legoland, Guinness (RESPECT), TPS, Peabody, Houshka, Ginsu, Geronimo, Maximus, What Did, Mainframe, Dark Helmet (YHC), Cuyahoga (FNG), Brass (FNG), Miyagi (FNG)
  • Posted In: The Ranch

The Prodigal Backblaster returns…

So, after all the crap I talked about writing Back Blasts, I (naturally) am nearly a week late with this one… Showed up to The Ranch and I had heard rumors of FNGs joining us, but didn’t expect 3!

Extended disclaimer, short mental change in weinke and message and off we went…

The Thang:
Warm up:
Lap around the lot
Some dynamic stretching – Windmill Walkers, knee to chest, etc.
Circle up:
20 Mountain Climbers
20 squats
20 Merkins
20 SSH
20 IW
20 Peter Parkers

Mosey to end of street beside the school.

3 circuits to finish as fast as you can.

Mosey to first lot on right, Circuit 1:

  • 5 Spiderman burpees
  • 10 squat jumps
  • 15 merkins
  • 20 LBCs

Next lot, Circuit 2:

  • 20 Partner dips – flapjack
  • 15 Partner press – flapjack
  • 10 Partner rows – flapjack
  • 5 Partner squats – flapjack

Last lot, Circuit 3:

  • Partner carry around the lot (switch as necessary)

Plank for the 6

Then, go back the way you came in… (otaeper)

Head back for a little Mary and a little COT, and then name 3 FNG’s!
Welcome to Brass

Moleskin:
– I tried (not sure how successful it was, or how well I explained it) to emphasize with this workout how we gradually grow together as men in our relationships (particularly within F3).
We start with 1st F. We have some guy who gave enough positive pressure to get us out there at 0515. So the first circuit was done with your partner simply holding you accountable for the exercises being done. Make sure the merkins are actual merkins, not just shoulder shrugs in a plank position, that sort of thing…
We progress to the 2nd F. You wouldn’t be able to make it through the next circuit of exercises without cooperating with a partner. In a similar way, you won’t make it through your life as a HIM without some coordinated effort from other men in your life (think Whetstone program).
Then move deeper to the 3rd F. Partner Carries. This circuit represented how on occasion in our lives we may need complete reliance on another man to carry us forward. It also makes me think of how, in my personal faith, we all have complete and total reliance on one Man that we will get NOWHERE without, and that is our Savior and friend, Jesus Christ.
– I think I figured out another big reason why I don’t like writing BBs, and so I procrastinate doing it and such. I feel a lot of pressure to try and make them perfect. I have recognized in my own life a lot, that I won’t do certain things for fear that they will not be “perfect”. Whatever that means. It’s a silly form of self-paralyzation that simply must be removed from our characters.

That’s all I got. It’s imperfect, but it’s done.

Helmet, out.

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The Fort Fuel Challenge 2016

Listen… We work out… Some of us work out most days a week.  So with all this working out, the question is: Why aren’t we shedding the love handles and the spare tire?  With the amount of physical torture we endure, we should be chiseled like a Marble Statue.

Alas, working out is only a portion of the plan… you have to stop eating garbage.

With that, I bring you The Fort Fuel Challenge 2016.  This is the new incarnation of what we did a little over a year ago (found here), but this time around you have experience on your side… I am not a professional, but we’ve done this before and have seen results.  YHC lost 7.5% of my mass (presumably fat), with the overall lead by Cash coming in at just shy of 10%.

The key to this isn’t calorie reduction (although that may be something you have to look into) and it isn’t about eating the same food every day for lunch.  You don’t need to starve yourself to see results, you just need to feed the machine the right fuel.  To feed yourself the right fuel, you need discipline and accountability.  That’s really what the Fuel challenge is all about…

So here’s the deal.  We are going to kick off on January 18th through February 29th.  This gives you two weeks to do two very important things… in fact, these are so important that I would propose that you cannot succeed in this program with out completing them:

  1. Clear out all the junk in your pantry/fridge.
  2. Get the M on board

Number 1 is easy.  Get rid of the junk now before you start.  Less junk means less temptation.  Eat it in the next two weeks if you have a problem with throwing it away, but get it out of your food storage before January 18th.

Number 2 is not as easy for some of us, but it is crucial.  You cannot do this in your house on your own, especially if your wife is eating a bowl of Ice Cream after dinner every night.  You will either come off as a self righteous prick or you will cave.  Neither of these is a recipe for success.  Get the M on board, she really wants to eat better too.

Base Program

The Fuel Challenge will give you a chance to test yourself with the support of your fellow men of F3.  And maybe after 6 weeks, you will stick to the plan (or much of it) in order to live a healthier lifestyle. The program will have a base list of items that are prohibited during the six weeks as follows.  This is mandatory and is really what will make the biggest difference in your quality of food intake.

  • No Fried Food
  • No Fast Food (inc. Pizza)
  • No processed snacks like Potato Chips, Candy Bars, Etc.
  • No Dessert
  • No Sodas or Sweet Tea
  • No Cheeses (including shredded, feta, or slices. Get it off your sandwiches and salads)(Cottage cheese will be allowed)
  • No Cream Based Sauces/Dressings (This Includes Fat Free Options for Ranch, Caesar, Alfredo, Etc.)

This seems like a significant challenge, especially for the road warrior, but you can do it.  You just need to be aware of what you are eating and plan.

You will receive ONE free pass per week – this could be a steak dinner, a pizza, etc. – no carryovers though, the pass can only be used that week – try to use your weekly pass in moderation.  Some call this a “cheat”, but use if you need to.

After week one, we introduce challenges, which are cumulative.   Some would argue the health benefits of a few of these, but I don’t think anyone can claim that limiting these items will have a detrimental effect on your well being.   Remember this is not about “dieting”, but about discipline.  Keep that in mind.

Here are the cumulative challenges:

Week 2 (and on) – No Red Meat
Week 3 (and on) – No Breads (Sprouted Grain is accepted)
Week 4 (and on) – No Pork
Week 5 (and on) – No White Starches (Potatoes, Pastas, White Rice. We’ll talk about substitutes)
Week 6 – No Dairy or Things Cooked in Butter

Just like last time, we’ve “modified as needed”.  Here are a few “Extra Credit” challenges for those so inclined.  These are not mandatory, so feel free to adopt whatever works for you.

  1. HC to F3 250.  For those that are at 2-3 posts a week, this could be a way to up your game.  Tracking F3 250 along with this attention to dietary details could be what takes your fitness (and physique) to the next level.  You can even track using this handy template.
  2. Implement Intermittent Fasting.  I’m planning on doing this and would encourage you to try the same if you can handle skipping breakfast.  There are numerous health benefits that are purported as side effects to Intermittent Fasting, but do your own research and try it if you think it makes sense.

Similar to last time, here’s how we’ll be tracking for accountability/encouragement from the participants:

  1. On January 18th, post your starting weight in the comments of this page. You have time to buy a home scale or find out where the one at your gym is. On the pending February 29th backblast post, you will post your weight using the same scale. This requires honesty and consistency. If you want to weigh yourself in the buff (don’t tell us) just do it both times. Same if it’s in underwear and t-shirt, swim trunks, etc. Having a scale also helps track progress along the way but is not the ultimate measure of health. You will need to post your weight on both posts. You will also track your weight on the My Fitness Pal page.
  2. Sign up for My Fitness Pal and download the app if you have not done so already (http://www.myfitnesspal.com/ ).  Enter in all of your information including starting weight. This will factor into your suggested daily calorie consumption. Send me (Gears) your MFP id so I can invite you to the group. You can reach me via twitter (@vinsonizer) or simply put the id in the comments below.  If you didn’t have enough options, you can just go to the following URL and request group membership: http://community.myfitnesspal.com/en/group/100013-f3thefort
  3. Track your exercise and calories on My Fitness Pal. If you see really good results, guys may want to go back and see how you did it. The app allows you to scan bar codes, enter in recipes and ingredients to determine calories, and already has a robust library of foods from restaurants and grocery stores.  You can also enter in weight goals and it will help provide daily calorie count, protein, carb and fat limits. You gain higher limits to stay on track with your goals by entering in your workouts.

One last comment to reiterate the above: If you are moved to do so, please view this as an opportunity to exercise not only physical/mental discipline, but also spiritual discipline. Any type of fast can be leveraged as a catalyst for prayer and worship, allowing the limiting of the desires of the flesh to remind us of our dependence on SkyQ. My personal hope is that this will be fruitful in all the self-dimensions of our personal lives: Heart, Soul, Strength, and Mind.

If you are ready to go, comment below

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The Ultra-vergence… Man, that’s a lot of vergence…

(Poorly paraphrased from Dredd that AM): “Well, we [he and OBT] said, we’ll show up and if it’s just us two, then we’ll go do something else, but if they [the other invited Pax] show up, then we might have something and we’ll see where it goes…” (emphasis added)

That was 5 years ago. Now, we’re celebrating a new year, and we’re celebrating the 5 year anniversary (birthday?) of F3. Clearly, they had something…

As approximately one Pax for every day of the year crawled out of their clowncars and onto what may have been the wettest field I’ve ever been on, the energy was palpable. Friends from all over F3 Nation were reconnecting and new ones were being made, including an FNG from The Fort who apparently EH’ed himself (welcome Speaker)… There were smiling faces and shovel flags everywhere. The fun had started, but before long, it was time for the workout to begin…

As you can imagine, attempting to lead a group of 365 Pax is… well… ridiculous. It’s a little amusing to me that part of the whole reason Dredd and OBT broke off from the other workout group to create F3 was because the size of the group had become problematic and unwieldy. So, how should we celebrate 5 years of F3? Well, let’s see if we can’t have the most problematically-sized group come together and let’s try and make them follow instructions. (*COUGH* *GASP* *COUGH* You’ll have to excuse me, I’m choking a little on the irony…) Regardless, though, we warmed up, Dredd split us up into groups, and off we went. The workout, the “thang”? It was in there… We rotated through stations… there was some running, some ladders, some dips, some derkins, hills, burpees (of course), some other stuff… Was it the best workout I ever had? Well, it wasn’t the worst one for sure. But if you came for the workout, you may have overlooked what was happening.
As always, there were a couple of guys who were definitely there to prove they were fitter than the rest of us. That’s cool, you’re welcome here. There were a couple of guys who were clearly struggling to keep up at all. That’s cool, you’re welcome here. There were guys who wear blue collars all week long. That’s cool, you’re welcome here. There were guys whose net worth is that of a small country in certain parts of the world. That’s cool, you’re welcome here, too. Black, white, fast, slow, tall, short, rich, poor, fat, thin… all irrelevant. Welcome is what you are when you are here. It is this way because for that one hour, we all look basically the same (you know the uniform…) so you don’t know who is rich or poor or otherwise. For that one hour, we all basically act the same (unless you are Apache), we’re here to workout and fellowship a little. No one is elected, there is no hierarchy, no one is grading your performance… You know what it is? It’s because for that one hour, I believe, we are about as free as we can be in our modern, over-technologized, overcommitted, over-everythinged lives. We’re free from roles that weigh us down, free from the constraints that life and the world put on us… We’re just free to BE. That’s why we plant a flag, hustle, then take a knee at the end to give thanks to the SkyQ. That’s why we are proud to call ourselves a part of the Brotherhood of Minivan Centurions.

So, we converged, because I think somewhere deep inside we wanted to show our gratitude for this thing that has meant so much to us. Partly to God for leading us to it (or it to us, whichever), partly to the Redwood Originals for starting and sticking with it until it got to us, and partly to each other for continuing to push us to make ourselves more of what we were put here to do. I think that we came because there is strength in knowing and then physically seeing the fact that we are clearly not alone in this battle we fight. That at every turn, there is a man in a black shirt and running shoes that will help if needed.

Again, paraphrased very poorly from Dredd (right before the Ball of Man): “So now our job is to give it away. To share what has meant something to us. Because there are guys out there right now that you know who are crappy fathers, guys who are crappy husbands about to lose their marriages. There are guys who are crappy employees, or are otherwise just dissatisfied with their lives… and YOU CAN SAVE THEM.” (again, emphasis added)

To quote the immortal Forrest Gump: That’s all I have to say about that…

Until the next one…
Helmet, out.

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2 BB’s in one, that most of you won’t read anyways

  • QIC: Longshanks
  • Pax: Run n Gun - Corruption, Stang, Longshanks Ranch - Maximus, FNG Lunchables, What Did, Longshanks
  • Posted In: Run 'n Gun, The Ranch

After having 3 guys at Run n Gun (Corruption, Stang, and YHC) and 4 today at the Ranch (Maxiumus, his brother-in-law FNG Lunchables, What Did, and YHC), I figured why write 2 Backblast’s that most people aren’t going to read anyways.  I mean if you’re not posting, you’re probably not on the website either. More on this later.

Run n Gun Thang – Moseyed from Baxter YMCA up the back trail around the lake the fountain.  Did a warmup of IW, windmills, Cotton Pickers, and hamstring stretch.  Moseyed to the OPES bus lot, aka the track.  5 rounds of 4 corners under the canopy with a lap around the track after each round of 10 merkins, 10 squats, 10 LBC, 10 CDD.  After everyone finished, we ran up Hugh St, turned right on Sutton, ran that to 160, took a right on 160 and up Market St until we ran back to the YMCA.  Did a few laps around the YMCA to get us over 4 miles.

Ranch Thang – Lap around the parking lot with butt kicks, high knees, karaoke, and toy soldiers.  Circle up for warmup of 16 each IC of SSH, Windmills, IW, Peter Parkers, Mountain Climbers, and Parker Peters.  Moseyed to the long strip of the car line.  Partnered up.  Went with the 2015/2016 theme minus the zero.  One partner runs down and back while the other works towards 215 squats and 216 Bombjacks.  Rinse and repeat with 215 LBC’s and 216 Flutter kicks.  Plank when finished.  Mosey to the wall by the picnic tables.  People’s chair followed by 15 Derkins and 16 Dips.  Rinse and repeat but flapjack the dips and Derkins.  2 more series of people’s chair with 15 calf raises and 16 calf raises accordingly.  Mediated about best moment of 2015 and what looking forward to in 2016 while in the people’s meditation chair.  Moseyed back to the parking lot for one round of dealers choice and sharing your 2015 memory and 2016 looking forward to.

Announcements – 1-1 Convergence, Joe Davis Run, Yeti

Moleskin

Maximus asked the question this morning: “where is everyone?” Great question Maximus.  I’ve been wondering the same thing after leading workouts of 2, 3, and 4 this week.  I’ve got some potential answers and I don’t think some of you may like them, but sometimes the truth hurts.

  1.  “It’s raining.”  I get that it’s not always going to be perfect, but they make rain resistant workout gear.  And just like in life, it’s not always going to be perfect.  In life you don’t get to just skip over the days that suck, so get up, put your rain gear on and post somewhere.
  2. “I’m off of work this week and don’t want to get up early.”  So am I.  It’s called commitment.  Been up at 4:30 everyday since break started. Next
  3. “The workout is too hard”  If it doesn’t challenge you it doesn’t change.  The workout is supposed to push you a little bit.  It’s how you get better.  And if you can’t do something modify it to something you can do.
  4. “I’m tired”.  I get it.  I’m tired too.  See number 2 about commitment.  Go to bed earlier if you have to.
  5. Insert whatever your excuse is for not posting lately here. “He that is good for making excuses is seldom good for anything else” – Benjamin Franklin

If you’re still reading this and thinking I’m a huge prick.  I’m okay with that.  All I want you to do is get out of your fartsack and start posting again.

Less Fartsacking in 2016, cuz God called you to be a HIM

Longshanks

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The Grinch who stole the Ranch Q

  • QIC: Zima aka The Grinch
  • When: 02/24/15
  • Pax: Houshka, Fishsticks, Bing, Whatdid, Kotter, Mainframe, Peabody, Sasquatch, Ginsu, Sweeper, Spitz, Zima
  • Posted In: The Ranch

What was originally billed as Axl’s VQ later became a marketed Cerrano beatdown. When the later fell ill, it was time for YHC to snag a Q for the Ranch. When CSPAN stated on the Twitter Machine that he’d take the Q if no #HIM stood up, that was my queue to take the…well Q. With very little time to plan, I put together a workout that would require a Christmas fartsack. I work well under pressure. The disclaimer was 3 words…Modify As Needed…with that, we moseyed to the front of the middle school drop off lane with some dynamic stretches (butt kickers, high knees, etc.)

The Thang
COP in front of Middle School
SSH X50
Low Slow Squat X15
Merkins X15
Mountain Climbers X25
Windmills X15
Seal Jacks X25

Now we were all warmed up. Time for the meat and potatoes. YHC explained that the Pax would be partnering up (to push each other and hold each other accountable) and that there would be two parts to the following series: Exercise and Mode of Transportation. Pax would be required to do 20 -25 reps of an exercise at each speed bump (5 speed bumps in the loop) in the pickup lane. They would also be given their mode of transportation. Thus, the Grinch in me showed up:

First Lap

Exercise: 20 Burpees (100 cumulative)
Transport: Running

Second Lap
Exercise: 25 Squats (125 cumulative)
Transport: Partner Carries

Third Lap
Exercise: 25 LBCs (125 cumulative)
Transport: Bear Crawl/Jog Alternating

Time flew (or not) so no time for laps 4 and 5. We headed back to the parking lot but had enough time to make 4 stops to complete 10 Merkins OYO at each stop. With two minutes left, we completed a series of suicides.

COT

NMM
Really enjoyed meeting a few guys I hadn’t met yet. Was thinking to myself later I couldn’t think of a better place to kick off Christmas Eve. Working through the gloom with my brothers in arms. We’re all broken guys trying to get better. Glad I found F3. Aye!

Prayers and Praise
Prayers for Pax hurting this time of year for lost loved ones
Prayers for safe travels and patience with family
Prayers for injured Pax

Announcements
New Year’s Day Trail Run at Greenway
Joe Davis Run 1/9
Yeti 2/20
Check a CSPAN BB for more detail

Aye!
Zima

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