- QIC: Maximus
- When: 08/15/2019
- Pax: Cha Ching, Dark Helmet, Dirty Harry, Jedi, Maximus, pet sounds, Punch List, Shady, Spiderman, Straight Up, World Wide Leader
- Posted In: Minnow Pond
Man, that sucked…I mean, that was awesome. Pardon me as oxygen is still hard to come by this morning. It was in the 70’s with 4,000% humidy, we averaged 7:45/mi for 3.25ish miles, did some low-rep exercises along the way and I tried really hard to keep the merlot in the tank. Jedi was disappointed we didn’t hit every single hill in Fort Mill but Dirty Harry enjoyed the gun shop hill repeats.
For further detail that is both short on eloquence & wit, see below…
Disclaimer & welcome to Pet Sounds from the sun-blotting region of CARPEX…YOOOOOOOOOO
Took off out of the parking lot for an estimated .5mi loop around Main St, ending up back at the lot for:
Windmills
Jump Squats
Carolina Dry Docks
SSH
Jump Squats
Wide-Arm Merkins
Moroccan Night Clubs
Jump Squats
Diamond Merkins
Made our way to the base of the gun shop hill (Massey St)
Run up the hill to the Church then back down to the base of the hill. Repeat 2 more times for 3 total round trips then mosey to the steps by the stop light.
50 Calf Raises then a lengthy explanation of how to get to our next destination: Harris Street Park by way of Spratt St then Harris St.
At the Park’s parking lot: Dips, Mountain Climbers, Peter Parkers, Merkins
This is where it began to look much better on paper. It was very simple, run up Jackson St to Hwy 160. You see, the problem with this single-road route is that it consists of roughly a 3/4mi gradual uphill climb that in the gloom, gives you the mirage of never ending. Right about that .5mi mark is where Punch List almost witnessed the splash, but hey, I’m the Q, I can’t splash. So I started walking then met the PAX at the stop sign where I see Shady is already leading the next exercise…show-off. #gazelle
Once we collected the 6, we made our way back to the AO for 5min of Mary.
And at this point, I’ll thank Shady for the chance to Q the Minnow Pond, thank the Lord I didn’t die, ask the PAX to consider pushing themselves at something a little different, and spend part of the day looking for oxygen.
Maximus