WARMUP: dynamic warm-up—-knee to chest; heel to butt, heel to hip, side lunge walk, lunge and overhead reach, inch worms
mobility warm up— seated internal/external hip rotations; back rolls to reach forwards; 1/2 kneel spinal rotations against wall
plank warm up— upward<>downward dog, peter parker x6, upward<>downward dog, parker peter x6, upward<>downward dog, plank jacks x6, upward<>downward dog, shoulder taps x6, upward<>downward dog, merkins x6, upward<>downward dog
THE THANG: recommended sandbag weight of 40-60lbs
thruster x30″, row x30″, Lunge x30″, curls x30″, manmakers x30″, big boys x30″, REST 90″ — REPEAT x4
Partner up: partner 1 sandbag overshoulder toss x30″, partner 2 SSH x30″— rinse and repeat x2
MARY: BROGA!upward<>downward dog, warriors 1, 2, & 3 and some other wonderful poses that we all need more of
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Read your newsletter.
COT: Marriages, Walker, Drop Thrill, Vuvu’s Son- Luka
Tag: PETA
Large Investments only. Start with 100…
- QIC: Bitcoin
- When: 2023-04-21
- Pax: 38 Special, Barry Manilow, Bitcoin, Bodywash, Bonsai, Cohiba, Funhouse, Grassy Knoll, Grinder, Mainframe, Peach Stand, PETA, Repeat, Short Sale, slapshot, Slow Jams, SugarBug
- Posted In: The Stockade
WARMUP:
Mosey to warm-o-rama an open section of the lot.
Side Straddle Hop
Produce Pickers
Hillbilly Walkers
Windmills
Moroccan Nightclubs
Imperial Walkers
THE THANG:
Avoid HT Garbage can and head behind Express oil change for,
100 Step Ups
Run to the front lot for,
Toy Soldier/ Run
Lunge Walk/ Run
Karaoke Walk
Side Run
Head to the dollar store for 100 each with Partner Dora,
100 LBCs
100 Calf Raises
100 Arm Raises
100 Squats
100 Carolina Dry Docks
100 Lunges
100 Mountain Climbers
100 Skipping Without Rope
100 Shoulder Taps
100 Freddie Mercury
100 Merkins
100 Monkey Humpers
421 Burpees
As we could not get to burpees and ran out of time, One Burpee at 6 before CoT
ANNOUNCEMENTS: AKA continues, Blood Drive, Read Newsletter
COT: Prayers said and unsaid, health for family and friends
No one left behind… alive
- QIC: Battle Bot
- When: 2023-04-19
- Pax: Battle Bot, fishstix, Flounder, Gears, PETA, Spectre, Tinsel
- Posted In: kitchen sink
WARMUP:
1 burpee
SSH
Ain’t got time to sit around and flail our arms around. Time to GO!
THE THANG:
With coupons: 2x10lb dumbbells, one 25lb dumbbell, one 20lb ruck
yog to The Hill.
Pain stations along the way
Legs: 20ea
Squats
Bomb jacks
Monkey humpers
Lunges
Shoulders 20ea
CDD
Overhead press with coupons
Merkins
Gut 20ea
Plank jacks
Grave diggers
Peter Parker’s
Big boys – facing up hill
Summit the hill without coupons – alternating between run and bear crawl.
Return to COT the way we came. Arrived at 6:01AM
MARY: no time
ANNOUNCEMENTS: 4/20 workout
COT: yes
Great Cameos @ Pain Islands
- QIC: Cohiba
- When: 2023-04-14
- Pax: Cohiba, Grassy Knoll, Half Shell, PETA, slapshot, Slow Jams
- Posted In: The Stockade
WARMUP: SSH, Windmills, Morrocon NC, Imperial Walkers, Calf Raises, and Strawberry Pickers
THE THANG:
Balls to the Wall with Merkins, 10-Count, and Mountain Climbers; Backs to the Wall with Overhead Claps, 10-Count, and Small Arm Circles
Pain Islands= Island #1 – 10 Burpees, Island #2 – 20 Shoulder Taps, Island #3 – 30 Squats, Island #4 – 40 Carolina Dry Docks, and Island #5 – 50 LBCs; 3 Rounds with rinse and repeat except the modes of transportation were as follows: Round 1 – Bear Crawls, Round 2 – Lunges, and Round 3 – Crab Walks
MARY: American Hammers, Hello Dollies, and Box Cutters ending with 5 minutes of Broga
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Read your newsletter
COT: Prayers and Praises
Upward pussy
- QIC: Poppins
- When: 2023-04-12
- Pax: Bodywash, darkhelmet, Divac, Flounder, Gears, Kaiser, Maximus, Ölaf, PETA, Poppins, Senator Tressel
- Posted In: kitchen sink
WARMUP: not much
THE THANG: partner work: partner pushes across field, three trips back and forth with Kraken Burpees on either side, 3, 2, 1 was the count.
Next we busted out cindies and did a Dora with:
50 manmakers
100 goblet squats
150 flutter presses
100 curls
50 tricep extensions
First partner does exercise other partner runs lap around field.
After each set one partner has to murder bunny across field, then back after set, so on and so forth
MARY: American hammers, Heels to heaven, Freddy Merks and hello dollys
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Misogi Saturday, wild at heart starting on Wednesdays, bethel mens shelter mentorship program looking for men to step up!
COT: prayers for marriages and happy birthday Flounder! 77 and counting!
Break in the storm
- QIC: Cousin Eddie
- When: 2023-04-07
- Pax: Battle Bot, Bitcoin, Cohiba, Cousin Eddie, Kermit, PETA
- Posted In: The Stockade
WARMUP: 10 Each SSH, Cherry pickers, windmills, Moroccan Night Clubs
THE THANG: 11’s on the hill behind Harris Teeters Bomb Jacks and Burpees. Moseyed back to the parking and did 3 rounds of 4 corners. Big boys, LBC’s, Flutters, and American hammers.
MARY: 1 round
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Battle Bot leading 420 burpee’s on 4/20
COT:had to be there
Got A Little Sandy
- QIC: Maximus
- When: 2023-04-05
- Pax: Maximus, PETA, Ranger Panties, Sasquatch, Spectre, Sprocket, Tinsel
- Posted In: kitchen sink
WARMUP: Escort the sand bags to the field and run a lap around the field. SSH, Wind Mill, Tappy Taps
THE THANG: Bear crawl the width (or depth depending on how you look at it) of the field while performing 3 Carolina Dry Docks every 10 paces. Crawl Bear back to the start while performing the same CDD movement.
Sand Bag toss the width of the field and overhead carry back.
15 Bent Over Rows, 15 Curls, 15 Merkins
10 Bent Over Rows, 10 Curls, 10 Merkins
4 corners on the right half of the field:
Corner 1: 15 Overhead Press
Corner 2: 15 Overhead Press
Corner 3: 15 Carolina Dry Docks
Corner 4: 15 Carolina Dry Docks
SSH x 25
Merkins x 15
SSH x 25
Merkins x 15
Mixed in a few other things…
Abbreviated Capt Thor:
1 WWII sit up: 4 American Hammers
We completed up to 6:24
MARY: Worked throughout.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Newsletter & Spectre needs help moving 4/15.
COT: 5th Core Principle
Was it 41 or 42? I can’t remember…
- QIC: Spectre
- When: 2023-03-29
- Pax: Flounder, Gears, Italian Job, Maximus, PETA, Senator Tressel, Spectre
- Posted In: kitchen sink
WARMUP:
25 – SSH (Cadence)
10 – Windmills (Cadence)
15 – Moroccan Night Club (Cadence)
5 – Burpees (OYO)
Mosey the big outside loop over to the school doors.
THE THANG:
Jack Webb 1:4
1 – 8-count Burpee
4 – LBC
Mosey over to the bus stop man.
“Loredo”
6 Rounds
24 Air Squats w/Cinder Block
24 Merkins
24 Alternating Lunges w/Cinder Block
Run “Medium” Loop
MARY:
Popcorn abs work
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
AKA
COT:
Show to know
Blame old age for failing to get this in
- QIC: Spider-Man
- When: 2023-03-22
- Pax: Bonsai, Bubba Gump, darkhelmet, Gears, Mainframe, Maximus, PETA, Spectre, Spider-Man, Über
- Posted In: kitchen sink
I cannot find my weinke from this one but posting this for PAX credit.
AMRAP 4 Autism – No Partners
WARMUP: Lap with exercises
THE THANG: AMRAP 4 Autism – no partners. Show to know on April 22 at Alcatraz
MARY: Nope
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Some
COT: Around the horn. All men have STUFF – good to know we’re not alone in it and can unload our burdens in the gloom.