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US Navy SEAL Feeks

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Began with a short run
Warmup: SSH, Windmills, Imp Walkers, low slow squats, peter parkers, plank stretches.
Thang1: Bobby-Bears: do 5 bobby hurleys, bear crawl to next light pole, repeat for a total of three iterations.
Run
Delivered bio on Navy SEAL Patrick Feeks.
Thang2: at the ROTC bars:
Toes2bar (10)
OH press w/ cindy (10)
Curls w/ cindy (10)
Squats w/ cindy (10)
Run down hill to stop sign and back
Repeated for a total of 5 rounds.
Mosey run to benches.
Thang3: Bench work
Derkins (8 in cadence), step ups (16 each leg), dips (12 in cadence), incline merks (20)
Mosey run
Mary rounds: freddies, LBC, BBSU, American hammers, leg lifts, dollies, etc.
Fini

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Smokin Cindy Beatdown

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Warm-Up:
SSH – 25 IC
Imperial Walkers – 15 IC
Moroccan NC – 15 IC
Windmills – 10 IC
Strawberry Pickers – 10 IC
Cheese Shredder

The Thang:
1. Dora: Partner up. One works, one runs 50 yards and back. Switch.

Exercises (with cinder):
100 Block Curls
200 Block Overhead Presses
300 Block Chest Presses

2. Perform a Ladder: (Start with 5 reps; Add +5 each round except Blockees; 5-10-15-20-15-10-5)
After each round, run 1 lap around track

Exercises (with cinder):
1 Blockees (burpee w/ cinder)
2 Block Squats
3 Block Swings
4 Block Thrusters
MARY: No show; She doesn't like Cindy
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Read your newsletter
COT: Prayers and Praises

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The Chad (Bleacher Edition)

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WARMUP: 1 lap on track. 10 Seal Jacks, 10 Hill Billy Walkers, Plank
THE THANG:
STARTING SIDE
💪 10 Merkins
⬆️ Climb the stadium stairs
⬇️ Descend
🏟️ Work your way across the ENTIRE STADIUM — UP & DOWN every section
Once you complete the ENTIRE stadium and reach the opposite side:
🦭 10 Seal Jacks
🔄 Turn around and work your way back across the entire stadium, again going UP & DOWN every section.
Back at the starting side:
💪 10 Merkins
RINSE & REPEAT UNTIL TIME.
🎯 CHAD GOAL: Accumulate as many UPWARD STADIUM STEPS as possible, chasing 1,000 in honor of CHAD 1000X.

Completed 6 Rounds: 252 Step / Up’s per round. 1,512 total
60 merkins & 60 Seal Jacks

MARY: some
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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Field of Pain

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It was a dark, dank, steamy morning and then Stud Muffin walked in and we were able to officially start. Quick warmup and then we made like a tree and moseyed.

Over to the benches for dips, dirkins, and step-ups.

For the main event:

100 yard sprint, 100 squats, 100 yard sprint, 3 kraken burpees
90 yard sprint, 90 flutters, 90 yard sprint, 3 kraken burpees
80 yard sprint, 80 clave raises, 80 yard sprint, 3 kraken burpees
70 yard sprint, 70 CDDs, 70 yard sprint, 3 kraken burpees
60 yard sprint, 60 american hammers, 60 yard sprint, 3 kraken burpees
50 yard sprint, 50 lunges, 50 yard sprint, 3 kraken burpees
40 yard sprint, 40 merkins, 40 yard sprint, 3 kraken burpees
30 yard sprint, 30 big boys sit-ups, 30 yard sprint, 3 kraken burpees
20 yard sprint, 20 superman’s, 20 yard sprint, 3 kraken burpees
10 yard sprint, 10 lbc’s, 10 yard sprint, 3 kraken burpees

Back to the bench for dips, irkins, and step-ups.

Back to COT for prayers and praises.

JWow
 

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Campus Tour

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WARMUP: SSH, merkins, planks, stretching, mosey around w/ high knees, butt kicks, karaoke * 2, and stop for low slow squat, imperial walker, and hillbilly walker.
THE THANG: Start at the benches near the main entrance – 10 step ups (each leg), 10 dips, 10 inclined merkins, 6 declined merkins * 3 sets of each. Mosey to practice band field – bear crawl from one to the other – stopping at the 20, 40, 40, and 20 completing that amount of LBCs. Mosey to pull up bars and complete set of hanging for 10 seconds, hanging with knees to chest and hanging with feet up to 90 degrees – 10 reps each. After that, grab a cinder block and complete the following – 10 curls, 10 OH presses, 20 flutters with chest presses * 3 sets of each. Mosey around a little more and end with a very short mary.
MARY: American hammer, hello dolly, body destroyer
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Read newsletter – lots of races and a CSAUP coming up.
COT: Prayers and praises from everyone.

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King of the Ring – Modified Bert Style

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WARMUP: SSH, Moroccan NC, Big Arm Circles
THE THANG: We did a modified Bert
25 Burpees
Run 400mm
50 merkins
Run 800mm
75 lunges
Run 1200mm
100 squats
Run 1600mm

Go back down the ladder

No one finished but @UN6PTD007 made it the furthest by completing the 2nd 1200mm run before time ran out.
MARY: big boys, LBCs, Freddy Mercury’s,
Box cutters, flutters, American Hanmers
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Tortoise and the Hare, Bethel (let’s stop giving @U083QU67RF0 a panic attacks the day before serving by signing up for service earlier) Overnight Ruck
COT: prayers for health, travel, graduations and marriages

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All in cadence?

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WARMUP:
Moroccan nightclubs, windmills, cherry pickers, hillbilly walkers
Mosey/karaoke around bus loop, stoping for inclined merkins and then calf raises on the curb
Grab a cinder block and shuffle down to the school in the back for 4 corners
5 manmakers every time you get back to the middle
Corners are: 20 thrusters, 15 Cindy swings, 20 2-hand upright rows, 15 goblet squats
THE THANG:
Drop cinder blocks back off and then do an abbreviated Hightower on our way to the end zone of the football field

The rest is all called in cadence:
Interlink arms and lunge walk, stop after 4 count, perform exercises, then lunge walk again, exercise, lunge walk, exercise, lunge walk, etc. below are the stops
mike Tyson’s
Freddy mercury
squats
Ranger merkins
Lbc
Carolina dry docks
Low slow squats
Wide arm merkins
American hammers

MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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All in cadence?

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WARMUP:
Moroccan nightclubs, windmills, cherry pickers, hillbilly walkers
Mosey/karaoke around bus loop, stoping for inclined merkins and then calf raises on the curb
Grab a cinder block and shuffle down to the school in the back for 4 corners
5 manmakers every time you get back to the middle
Corners are: 20 thrusters, 15 Cindy swings, 20 2-hand upright rows, 15 goblet squats
THE THANG:
Drop cinder blocks back off and then do an abbreviated Hightower on our way to the end zone of the football field

The rest is all called in cadence:
Interlink arms and lunge walk, stop after 4 count, perform exercises, then lunge walk again, exercise, lunge walk, exercise, lunge walk, etc. below are the stops
mike Tyson’s
Freddy mercury
squats
Ranger merkins
Lbc
Carolina dry docks
Low slow squats
Wide arm merkins
American hammers

MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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Bam Bam Board of Pain

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WARMUP: Moroccan Night Club, Windmills, Side Straddle Hops
THE THANG: Over Head Press, KB Swings w/Block ,Merkins, Big Boy Situps w/Press, Curls,Squats w/Blocks.
MARY: LBC’S, Hello Dolly’s and other core exercises to name a few.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: yes
COT: Prayer for Uhaul family

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2026.11 Ring of Fire

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Starting from the endzone of the field:
10 burpees, 20 Merkins, 20 squats
40 yard dash on one foot (alternating feet every 5 yards) then finish run to other endzone.
After down and back, 20 big boys which completes a round.

As many rounds as possible.

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