Jason Richards “Falcon”

13 PAX + Falcon = 14. The same number of PAX that showed up in the gloom on 4/29/2024 when Falcon collapsed after his first workout. We are here to honor this man

WARMUP:
9 motivators – a crowd favorite
Low slow squats with coupon
Low slow merkins

THE THANG:
“Falcon Heavy”
14 SSH in cadence buy-in
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4 rounds of 26 each with coupons. Only progress to the next movement once everyone except Cohiba is done
Flutters with press (the hard way)
American Hammers (the hard way)
Lunges (the easy way)
Curls
Overhead press
No rest Thrusters – if the coupon drops below your chest, 5 manmaker penalty for everyone. This was abused
Shuffle a lap with the coupon
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14 SSH in cadence (called correctly)

We made 3 full rounds. Some would say we could have finished if we didn’t mess around with motivators during warmup. Scientists are now referring to these claims as “wrong”.

MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: loads of stuff this summer
COT: Lifting up Falcon’s family

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Attacking all angles

WARMUP: not necessary
THE THANG: loops at Brayden
10x merkins and squats at stop light
10x diamond merkins and monkey humpers at pool
10x wide arm merkins and sumo squats at top fo hill

MARY: ab lab for a few minutes led my Tesh

ANNOUNCEMENTS: newsletter

COT: yes

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4 corners, 3 times = 12 corners

Airborne stretch
Side straddle hop
Low slow squats
Slowzie

4 corners-Merkins-CDD-Flutters-LBC’s
Mode of transportation: Toy soldiers, 1 burpee in the middle

4 corners-Hand Release-B jacks-heals 2 heaven-hello dollies-1 burpee in the middle

4 corners- 5 burpees at each corner, 1 burpee in the middle
Mode of transportation: High knees

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Duda Right Thing

WARMUP: SSH, Windmills, MNC
THE THANG:
Buy-in 100 KB Swings
Murder Bunnies across the length of the HS parking lot

50 squats with KB
Walked the length of the parking lot while doing overhead presses – rinse and repeat with 50 squats

30 Curls with KB
Shoulder rack the KB and jog to the end of the parking lot – rinse and repeat with 30 curls

30 High Pulls with KB
Passthrough lunge the length of the parking lot – rinse and repeat with 30 High Pulls

Ran out of time to cash out

Tesh found a bracelet with the #Duda Right Thing printed on it

We went over the 5 core principles of F3

MARY: 8 KB merkins in cadence with each arm
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Newsletter
COT: Closed in prayer

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The Artie and the Collin

WARMUP: SSH, MORROCAN NIGHTCLUBS, WINDMILLS AND IMPERIAL WALKERS
THE THANG: ARTIE
5 ROUNDS
10 PULLUPS
15 MERKINS
20 SQUATS
10 PULLUPS
10 THRUSTERS W/CINDY
RUN DOWN THE HILL

COLLIN
6 ROUNDS
CINDY CARRY 200M
24 OVERHEAD PRESS
24 MAN GRIP CURLS
24 HIGH PULLS

MARY: FLUTTERS
ANNOUNCEMENTS: READ YOUR NEWSLETTER
COT: PRAYERS AND PRAISES

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Kettle Bell Dora pain

WARMUP: SSH’s,
THE THANG: 17 man cheese grater. A kettlebell lung walk stopping at stations to do man makers. A 100 A. Hammers, 125 Halo’s, 150 Curls and 200 lawnmower pull Dora while parter ran the PL.
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Read your NL.
Jaeger rescheduled. Canola Run
COT: Prayers and appraises. Praise for Children. P and P for new careers and endeavors!

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Now for the Small Bermuda Triangle

WARMUP: Pledge, talk about death of an FNG in St. Louis
THE THANG: Small Bermuda Triangle – Start with 10 merkins at the corner, run to churches and 10 squats, up the hill to the lot 10 CCD, run to Print Shop 10 Pull ups – Rinse and Repeat
MARY: N/A
ANNOUNCEMENTS: The Rock convergence on Saturday
COT: Travels for school trips and couples, health

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Traveling Suitcase

WARMUP: yes, we did some

THE THANG: travel the big parking lot suitcase carry stoping at the corners

Swings 10 sets of 10
Split Squats 3 sets of 12
Goblet Squats 3 sets of 12
Hand switch snatches 12
Lateral Lunge w/ Row 8

MARY: yea, core work is helpful

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The Kingsley Loop LB style

WARMUP: None
THE THANG:
Kingsley loop as published in the preblast
MARY: Never showed
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
– trash pickup 4/27
– Rock hill convergence 5/4
– Jaeger 5/11
– Cannoli Run 5/18
COT:
Marriages
Mental health
Families
Kids
Injuries

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The Hammer route w/traffic pain.

WARMUP: run around the parking lot stopping at 5 stations to do exercises and show the PAX the exercises and stations to follow for the rest of the work out.
THE THANG: Five stations, 10 repeats per stations, with 5 different exercises. Between station 1 and 2 add a stop and make a burpee everything you get to a car running against the traffic, run faster to avoid or reduce the amount of burpees.
Station 1: Merkins
Station 2: Squats
Station 3: Mt Climbers
Station 4: Shoulder Taps
Station 5: Mike Tysons

MARY: a lot of complains about the amount of burpees, all the PAX pushed them selves to the limit.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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