It’s what you do in the dark…

  • QIC: Sir Topham Hatt
  • When: 03/15/16
  • Pax: Trucker, Duke Nukem, Shelby, Dawg Pound, MacGyver, Mission Impossible, Ginsu, Lil - E, Wheezer, T Square, Gatsby, Trojan, Stang, STH
  • Posted In: The Colosseum

So there are a lot of different ways this title could go.  #bombjacks #NotThatKindOfGroup

With P200 looming and a lot Pax claiming they are tapering, YHC was happy to see the headlights roll in on this beautiful morning.  As we started COP another car rolled up with more pax spilling out for a grand total of 14.  Here’s how it went down.

COP: Cherry Pickers x 10, SSH Burpees x 30, IW x 10, Squats x 15, MNC x 30, CDD x 20, MC x 20

Mosey around car line to the small lot in front of elementary school with a mix of High Knees, Butt kickers, Karoake and Backwards Run

Wave Merkins to 10.  (Crowd Pleaser)

Mosey 15 feet to top of hill for Jacobs Ladder.  9 Bobby Hurley’s at the bottom, 1 Burpee at top (The Pax really got spread out so an audible (Omaha!) was pulled at the 7th burpee)  Nobody seemed to complain!

Starting at bottom of hill, bear crawl to first light post, 30LBC, Lunge to next 30 LBC, alternating to the top.

Next up, grab a spot on the curb for incline merkins x 5, roll to dips x 5, back to incline merkins.  Rinse and repeat several times (I can’t remember but it hurt) staying in plank the whole time.  Some round robin abs of Flutter kicks, Freddie Mercuries, Some sort of sit up (ask Trucker) as I can’t remember the name.  Thanks Ginsu and Trucker for calling out some exercises

COT: Strong work today from this group of hard working men.

Announcements: P200 this weekend, Mud Run Signups – Get your teams together and send to Spiderman, Nun Run

Prayers for Dawg Pound with the job search and M.  And Ginsu’s extended family.

NMM: Recently there was a Michael Phelps commercial where he was training in the dark on his fairwell bid for the Olympics. It’s a great commercial.  Link Here  At the end there is a line “It’s what you do in the dark, that puts you in the light”.  Now we all know the athletic meaning behind this quote, but it also resonated with me about the time we spend in the dark.  Not the mornings of the gloom we spend with our F3 Brothers.  Although I don’t want to minimize the impact this brings in every pax life.  But the time we spend in the dark as men when we are going through tough times in our lives.  The really tough times.  Whether it be a loss of a loved run, troubled marriage, kids, health….The list goes on.  But the time we spend in the dark it is important to turn to our Father to gain strength, patience and direction.  These are the trials and tribulations we learn the most about ourselves.  When you have raw emotion that comes and goes like the wind.  How we handle these situations will then help mold us to become better men.  Trust in the Lord that these times in the dark are shaping and molding us that when the lights come on, we set examples as a husband, father, child, employer, employee….   Psalm 16:8 “I keep my eyes on the Lord.  With him at my right hand, I will not be shaken”

Honored to lead! Until next time!                                                                                                         STH

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Surprise Surprise! Gear Invasion!

  • QIC: Bogey
  • When: 03/15/16
  • Pax: Italian Job, Choir Boy, Smoke Wagon, Catfish, Van Wilder, Shrute, Van Dam, Gauge. Reborn, Mayhem, Beaker
  • Posted In: Uncategorized

COT

Took a lap to warm the soul.

Suprised everyone with a PHOP style Gear workout at the Easgles Nest. Entered into the Circle of gear with Kettle Bells, Sledge hammers, Ammo Cans and Concrete blocks!

Tabada timer and Martin Garix gave us 45 sec to push it and 15 sec of rest at each station. We started off the workout with some Jimmy Buffet on Pandora but once “One Love” from the Marley band came on we had to get a more motivating genre going.

Cool down stretching!

COT

BOOM!

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Full Gear at PHOP with Bogey

  • QIC: Bogey
  • When: 03/09/16
  • Pax: SGT York, Gauge, Shrute, Tinker Toy, Apache, Bill Nye, Waterboy, Nun chuck, Chappie, Smoke Wagon
  • Posted In: Uncategorized

COT

Took a lap to warm the soul.

Entered into the Circle of gear with Kettle Bells, Sledge hammers, Ammo Cans and Concrete blocks!

Tabada timer and Martin Garix gave us 45 sec to push it and 15 sec of rest at each station.

Cool down stretching!

COT

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Dragon Still Untamed

WHEN: 3/15/2016

QIC: RealTree / TURBINE

THE PAX: Apache, Dry Dock, Drifter, Chappie, Lego Land, Bull, and Nunchuck

YHC was honored to lead with RealTree this morning in the gloom. A balmy 55 degrees was absolutely perfect weather to introduce the PAX to a couple of new friends….hot lumber and cold steel!

THE THANG-

RealTree began with the warm up:

  • SSH
  • Buckets
  • MNC
  • Merkins
  • Then we took a little mosey to the Dragon obstacle course.
  • 20 Dips then down the hill
  • 20 Merkins then up the hill
  • 20 Dips then down the hill
    • DRAGON CRAWL
  • 20 Diamond Merkins then up the hill
  • 10 Dips then down the hill
  • 20 staggered Merkins, 10 each side

REALTREE TO TURBINE HANDOFF- NICE WARM UP BY #HIM

Mosey to rear parking lot

  • Parking lot Thirds
    • 1/3 BKickers
    • 1/3 Lunge Walk
    • 1/3 HKnees
    • 20 Derkins
  • Mosey to the loop past the Cougar
  • Grab some lumber, take a 4 corners lap while holding lumber over your head!
    • Corner 1: 40 Squats
    • Corner 2: Irkins (feet on the board)
    • Corner 3: 20 Bombjacks
    • DRAGON CRAWL 
    • Corner 4: 20 Merkins on the board
  • RECOVER
    • YHC gave a brief word on the support of our M’s and mentioned Galatians 6:9 – “Let us not become weary in doing good, for at the proper time we will reap a harvest if we do not give up”. Our M’s put up with a lot of CSAUP stuff we do. Thank Them, Hug Them, and Never Neglect Them as the small stuff to us is greatly important to them.
  • BACK AT IT
  • More friends to introduce: FNK’s- friend new kettlebells!! (THX BOGEY!!)
  • The PAX teamed up in 3 teams of 3s
    • THE SET UP:
      • PAX-holding board w FNK hanging on it-PAX-holding board w FNK hanging on it-PAX
  • This was repeated 3 times to ensure each PAX had a chance to meet the steel.
  • THE COOLDOWN:
  • 1 Final lap around the loop
  • Mosey to AO….we had 1 minute left for some extra SSHs!
  • Oh wait!!! for the appropriately timed THIRD DRAGON CRAWL that finished up the morning.

Praise for Chappie and his future opportunities upon his recent meeting.

Prayers raised up for the Davis family, Limp Bizcuit and family, and High Pockets.

I was honored to lead these men this morning. Observation from YHC; many strengths in “3s” today.

Challenge: Identify the strengths in 3s today around yourselves.

A few of mine:

  • The Holy Trinity
  • 3 Teams of 3 PAX this morning
  • 1) My M, 2) our boys, and 3) myself make up our family unit.
    • Had to get stronger today, as we experienced 3 Dragon Crawls

Great job by all.

TURBINE out!!

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The Puppet Master Returns to the Patriot

  • QIC: Geppetto
  • When: 3/12/16
  • Pax: Peach, Italian Job, Cheeto, Winchester, Bogey, SAW, Pistol, Fusion, Mayhem, Geppetto, Turbine, Smoke Wagon
  • Posted In: The Fort

12 gathered around the planted flag.  Italian Job led off and moseyed the PAX to the parking lot for a Patriot style warm up…

To the serene tune of birds chirping in the background:

  • 20 SSH
  • 20 Imperial Walkers
  • 20 Moroccan Night Clubs
  • Various stretches (L over R, R over L, Wide, Butterfly, a few others)

On to grab some wall and in the seated position tap the head, knees, and ground – 20 in cadence.

….the serenity began to fade.

Mosey (the long way) to the football field where entrance was gained one way or another. Don’t tell the law man (we trespassed).

Handoff to Peach

20 Minutes of Blackjack with Merkins and LBCs…50 yds in between (20 Merkins/1 LBC, 19 Merkins/2 LBC…all the way to 1 Merkin and 20 LBCs).

…serenity is now long gone. The humidity has caught up with us. Mumble chatter has ceased.

The PAX give a strong showing and once we are thoroughly drenched Peach passes to Geppetto.

Using the football field it was 4 corners

  • Lunge 100 yds
  • 25 Low Slow Squats at the corner
  • Bear Crawl to the next
  • 25 Mtn Climbers at the corner
  • Side shuffle 100 yds to the next
  • 25 Low Slow Squats at the corner
  • Burpee Broad Jump to the next

4 corners again..this time with sprints in between.

  • 25 Heels to heaven
  • 30 Side Crunches (15 each side)
  • 35 Flutters
  • 50 LBCs

Back to the COT for count off, Name-o-Rama, Announcements (most of which were about various events where one is required to run long distances for no particular reason), and prayer requests.

Great day at the Patriot, and a perfect start to the weekend…serene or not.

-Geppetto

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I think you should read @F3TheFort newsletter

  • QIC: CSPAN
  • When: 03/12/16
  • Pax: Duke Nuke'm, Mash, Old Bay (Runner), Solid State, Vanilla Ice, Destiny, Mary Lou, Magnum, Gopher, Freon, Hasselhoff, Rooney, & Shelby
  • Posted In: Millllkshake

Conditions were perfect and 59 degrees at launch

4 men from Seattle with us today, and good discussion on @F3Kirkland launch today

Disclaimer

Disclaimer that I still do not understand “moderate” and never have done much in moderation…see last 47 years as example…

And we were running, looping our way through the parking lots, and never got too far from our 6, and as always…we never left a man behind…zero #chatter today…zip…nobody…finally Destiny started talking with me…

Line up in parking lot of side of school for arkloader series and warmup sequence…they started waking up, minor Q chatter from Hasselhoff and Rooney…still very quiet

Mosey to basketball court

2 questions:

  1. Who gets the newsletter?
  2. Who reads the newsletter and can tell me the 3rd F Theme this month (Leadership)

The above was 100% on #1 and nobody new #2, so about 60 flying squirrels later…I think most of these men will read the newsletter

Mosey to side parking lot

10 times back and forth with Squats and SSH

Mosey back to basketball court for dip/step-up series repeat-o x four-o (crowd pleaser)

Mosey to COT

ABLAB at Flags

Name-O-Rama & Count-O-Rama

Prayer or Praise

BOM

NMM

I will always say to “read your newsletter”

Appreciate Old Bay for the opportunity to Q and all of his efforts in our weekly newsletter – well done my friend

Be a better man today than you were yesterday,

AYE!

CSPAN

 

 

 

 

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Short Sale VQ = “Leadership”

  • QIC: Short Sale (VQ) & CSPAN
  • When: 03/14/16
  • Pax: Cornhole, Gears, Royale, Tater, Short Sale, Vinny, Smokey, Legoland, Mr Clean, Puddles, Bart, Fish Sticks, Red Skull (FNG), & CSPAN
  • Posted In: Quagmire

Conditions were perfect and 59 degrees at launch

I am already sick of summer heat and humidity…has anyone seen where our spring sprung? Mostly because it is already feeling like summer…and we are in “sweaty” season…

Disclaimer

Welcome/ warning to our FNG

And we were running, looping our way through the parking lots, and never got too far from our 6, and as always…we never left a man behind…lots of #chatter today…

COP with a few of my favorites, and hand off to Short Sale

Short Sale had a very strong COP, good cadence, he seemed confident and very ready to Q an entire workout on his own. He hands the Q back to me, we were off and running again…

Form up in front of Best Buy, our course is the cross walks from Best Buy to Pet Smart, lots of variety, lots of moaning, lots of #chattter…really fun group…nobody ever complained when Short sale dished out the pain…

ABLAB at Best Buy

Name-O-Rama & Count-O-Rama

Prayer or Praise

BOM

Naked Man

Great VQ from Short Sale = get #HIM into your rotation

Congrats to Cornhole on his race over the weekend, nice to see him post on Monday following a very difficult race

Welcome to FNG =Red Skull

I will always say to “read your newsletter”

Prayers for our P200 men this weekend & P70 FiA ladies

Be a better man today than you were yesterday,
AYE!
CSPAN

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2016 The Fort Mud Run Preblast

Please read the whole Pre-Blast, but here is the gist of it all:

1.     Sign up here as an individual:  https://www.eventbrite.com/e/f3-spring-mud-run-2016-f3-only-tickets-22178583741  Choose Fort Mill, SC as your region

2.     Email Spider-man with: Team Name and the F3 Name, Hospital Name and the Email Address of each man on the team here: jeffparker1978@gmail.com

This preblast contains all The Fort PAX need to know about the 2016 Spring Mud Run.

What: The Ultimate Challenge Mud Run is the F3 Nation “Super Bowl,” only better because it happens twice a year. The course is around 6 miles with 30 some obstacles. Obstacles are pretty evenly spread out throughout the course with obstacles about every 1/5th of a mile.

When: Saturday, 30th April, 2016 at the Leatherneck course near Columbia, SC.

How: 1. Go to the main eventbrite to register https://f3mudrunspring2016.eventbrite.com to register. Individuals register on your own – not as a team. Register by March 20, 2015. Select Fort Mill, SC as your region. Registration is $55. We are still working out the details on the transportation. It normally runs $35- $40 per person. Sundries and drinks for the bus ride are on your own (no hard liquor please). The F3 Beer Boat will be at the race.

Registration is considered a “hard commit” with no guarantee of refund should you be unable to compete, even if your slot is filled by a free agent (see below). If you register and cannot meet your commitment, it’s your responsibility to your team and your Region to find a replacement.

  1. Once you have registered, send YHC an email at jeffparker1978@gmail.com letting me know if you are part of a full four-man team already or if you need help forming a team. The email should include your Team Name and the F3 Name, Hospital Name and the Email Address of each man on the team. Note: If your team has an FNG, use the F3 name “FNG”.

YHC will be maintaining a Free Agents list to assist will building 4 man teams.

 

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The Omnivore’s Dilemma… or Sustainability… or The Fort 2016 Fuel Challenge Backblast

As with anything F3, if there is no Backblast, it didn’t happen, so I present to you the 2016 The Fort Fuel Challenge Backblast. Before I go further, a disclaimer is warranted:

I am not a professional… I don’t do nutrition for a living, but I do like to eat and try to eat healthy. Also, the title “Omnivore’s Dilemma” is from an excellent book by Michael Pollan. Like most things F3, we don’t create, we simply take what works, modify as needed, and throw away what doesn’t.

Omnivore’s Dilemma

Now that we have that out of the way, what is the Omnivore’s Dilemma? Let’s take it in reverse with an illustration. A Koala bear’s diet decisions are easy… He lives and breathes eucalyptus leaves. He knows his mission in life is to find a nice Koala babe and a lush field of eucalyptus trees to be set up for retirement. A Koala doesn’t have to make decisions on his diet, either the current tree has leaves or he moves on to the next.

Now, we humans are omnivores and we get to enjoy amazing variety of food. This is a great benefit to us, but at the same time a huge problem. What is good for you to eat? What will give you the fuel to make it throughout the day but not have adverse side effects?

What to eat? What is ok? What is not?

I personally believe that the base program is reasonably solid. No Fast Foods, No Fried Food, No Processed Snacks, No Dessert, No Soda/Sweet Tea, No Cheese (i actually have a problem with this one), and No Cream Based Dressings. All of these with the exception of the cheese, have at least one thing in common: Junk Calories. Cutting the junk means you have more room for the good. But the biggest problem people seem to have is with the “Definition of Processed Foods”. My initial response is “If it has ingredients you cannot confidently pronounce, then it is probable processed”. Someone else had an even better approach that was discussed over the span of the challenge: “Stay on the walls of the grocery store”. Meats, Veggies, Perishables. All these are typically on the outside wall of the Grocery Store…. sounds like a good habit to continue.

Sustainability

Buzz-word alert… but I think it is applicable here. Here is a quote from High Life:

“I admit to slacking every couple of days on the challenge (in small doses), but it’s part of my strategy to make this a sustainable change long-term. I was starting to feel too restricted on a day-to-day basis, so I allowed myself small amounts of banned substances. This has given me the ability to manage without feeling like I am going insane.”

I will second this, by even going so far as to feeling extremely guilty when I had a cheat (yes it did happen), to the point where I started to wonder if this is what people with Eating Disorders feel like.

This type of program is “fine” for 6 weeks but is not sustainable. It may be obvious, but I feel I still need to say it: “This is not a long term diet”. Professional Athletes and Actors going through grueling training to get a certain body type may be able to stick to this sort of diet, but they have incentive (7 figure salary?) that we don’t have and even for them it has to end at some point (the movie is over, or the offseason, etc).

The main point here is that you set yourself up for failure if you think this is a standard that can be kept in perpetuity. Again, read the disclaimer above.

I will comment that personally for me the last two weeks were the hardest. Not because of the things that were removed, but just that I could hardly force myself to eat more chicken. While I realize it is a “First world problem”, variety is necessary.

On the same note of sustainabily, there were a few bonus challenges that I threw out there that I know some of the PAX participated in. I will leave with one statement: Intermittent Fasting seems to make a difference, but it sure is hard.

NMM

So, I definitely feel there was impact, which I personally felt in two ways.

First, I did feel stronger and healthier. I could tell that my energy level increased. My mental clarity improved. Others reported similar findings and I think most everyone would agree that cutting out the junk is going to make a difference (again, read the disclaimer).  This is the “Queen” to the “King” S3T2.

Second, the last two weeks were incredibly tough. Personally I think the primary reason is that there was less chatter about the challenge, which made it a personal struggle instead of a group struggle. I supposed I could have marketed more, but I can only yell Food Challenge into the Twitter void with no answer so many times before I become a Fuel Nazi. Bottom line, this, like many things in life, is not easy when you do it alone.

Lastly, I want to thank all the PAX who showed up with Family for the last minute planned 2ndF at my place. It was a most excellent time and I hope we can have another one soon #glue.

If/When we do this again, I think we will overhaul the whole thing… but I am not ready for that yet.

Honor to serve.

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The Hotbox is Back

  • QIC: Posh
  • When: 3/14/16
  • Pax: Schrute, Boots, Apollo Creed, Pistol, Reborn, Blueprint, Apache, Van Wilder, Sgt. York, Choir Boy, Burgundy, Italian Job, Beaker (FNG), Quick Silver (FNG), Posh
  • Posted In: The Fort

Posh led 14 men through a hotbox sweatfest at Old Town. Here’s what we did.

Warm Up

  • SSH
  • Windmills
  • SSH

The Thang

Long Mosey down Main Street to the hotbox parking garage. We performed the following exercises:

  • Run to the top
  • Sprint to the wall and back (x4)
    • Merkins in between
  • Sprint back to ground level
  • 35 Merkins on level 1
  • 30 Merkins on level 2
  • 25 Merkins on level 3
  • 20 Merkins on level 4
  • 15 Merkins on level 3
  • 10 Merkins on level 2
  • 5 Merkins on level 1
    • American Hammers until the 6 was in
  • 35 Squats on level 1
  • 30 Squats on level 2
  • 25 Squats on level 3
  • 20 Squats on level 4
  • 15 Squats on level 3
  • 10 Squats on level 2
  • 5 Squats on level 1
    • American Hammers until the 6 was in
  • 35 LBCs on level 1
  • 30 LBCs on level 2
  • 25 LBCs on level 3
  • 20 LBCs on level 4
  • 15 LBCs on level 3
  • 10 LBCs on level 2
  • 5 LBCs on level 1
    • American Hammers until the 6 was in, a few Hello Dollies, and 5 more LBCs to finish us out.

NMM

As always, it was a pleasure to get stronger with the PAX of Rock Hill. Great impromptu Q by Posh this morning. Welcome FNGs Beaker and Quick Silver (Choir Boy’s 2.0). Today marks another week of double digit posts for the Rock Hill AOs (though I fear that streak will end with 66 of the Fort’s finest doing final preparation for the Palmetto 200). Per usual, Burgundy and York led the PAX with newcomer Beaker hot on their heels. Reborn and Schrute were both pushing YHC to try to catch up with them. TClaps to Quick Silver for putting in the work this morning and keeping up with the gazelles. Big time respect to 2nd week poster, Pistol. 57 never looked so fast! Don’t think the improvements Blueprint, Van Wilder, and Choir Boy are making aren’t being noticed. We see you guys getting stronger and faster. Great leadership and epic mumble chatter from our 6 by choice, Apache. Boots, you’ll be missed – even if Creed says you won’t.

Something big is happening in RH. Keep bringing FNGs – they don’t know how much they need what you have discovered. #GiveItAway

Prayers

  • Boots will be leaving for boot camp in two weeks
  • Posh’s M will be giving birth sometime this week
  • PAX running in the Palmetto 200
  • The homeless men and women of Rock Hill (shelters closing)

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