Category: Lazarus

Pendulum of pain

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WARMUP: grandpa jacks, hillbilly walkers, dynamic plank stretching, gravediggas
THE THANG: ran towards RedVentures, stopped at Handels to do a quick set of Dark Helmets favorite lifting heavy chairs over head a few times:

OH PRESS 10x
DERKINS 10x
CURLS 10x

Then we moseyed to the road with lightpoles headed down to RV where I explained the thang

Starting at bottom of hill, we ran up back to top of hill by Carolina Butcher, performed 1 Kraken Burpee then ran back to bottom of hill.

From there we bear crawled the other direction up the hill to first tree where we performed what I called a crab dip, from the crab position take hand and touch opposite foot, then flip flop and then do a dip.

We did 10 of those and then crab walked back to bottom of hill.

Then we ran back up hill towards other side and dropped off one light pole and performed 2 kraken burpees, ran back down to bottom of hill and then bear crawled to second tree up other side of hill, then performed 9 “crab dips”
Then instead of crab walking we changed to NUR (good feedback from pax)
Kept doing this until we achieved 5 kraken burpees and we ran short on time so had to mosey back, stopping to bear crawl up hill by Carolina butcher.

MARY:

Flutters until 6
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Bethel, battle bot send off, convergence
COT:
Honor to lead the men today, asked for feedback which we don’t do enough of. I personally felt it was a bit sloppy and not super well adjusted for time but it’s hard to tell sometimes how long a plan will take to execute…so get me on your Q schedules men! Lastly we talked about keeping the Sad clown at bay, he never actually goes away, we just keep beating him into submission every day we take the DRP.

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Eastside Mafia Snot Woggler

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WARMUP: in cadence – SSH, windmill,
Hillbilly Walkers, imperials, merkins
THE THANG: mosey to the Farm house hill, partner Dora x 4:
100 SSH
200 marks
300 squats
400 lbc
Mosey back corner of red stone parking lot

4 Corners of Pain
25 hand release merk
50 jump squats
75 big boy sit-ups
100 flutters

MARY: pax called Marvelous mary exercises

ANNOUNCEMENTS: VQ
Tomorrow for <@U087NCUTMPT> at <#C02P7E6JT55>
Get ready for American jackal gear coming to f3 store
Convergence coming to hive
D2d
jaegermeister

COT: long and distinguished

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Audible

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Due to lightning in the area YHC called an audible and we took it to the parking deck for a simple but effective beatdown.

We warmed up with SSH, Imperial Walkers. Windmills and Mountain Climbers.

The Thang:
Lunge Walk 20 Paces
10 Star Jumps
Repeat for 5 rounds

Lunge walk 20 Paces
15 Merkins
Repeat 5 rounds

Bear Crawl 20 Paces
20 Squats
Repeat 5 rounds

Lunge Walk 20 Paces
10 Carolina Dry Docks
Repeat 5 rounds then back to the lunge walks and Star Jumps.

Back to COT for a little Mary.

Announcements and prayers were made.

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Med balls, sandbags and sledgehammers

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WARMUP: Moroccan night clubs, low slow squats, low slow merkins. Windmills
THE THANG: mes balls and sandbags were lined up. Pax formed a line and started tossing them over the shoulder, rotate, we had 9 bags of different weights for the rotation.

Bring bags to bottom of parking lot. 4 pax will bear crawl and push/roll the medballs up the hill while rest of pax will toss sandbags forward, rotate as needed between to complete 2 circuits.

We had 3 sledgehammers waiting for us…

Next. 3 pax with hold one sledgehammer each with one hand with arm straight out and hold it while rest of pax mosey around parking lot carrying, sandbags, medballs and rucks. Rotate as needed for 10 minutes alternating between hammers and mosey.

Back to pushing medballs up the hill while bear crawling, 10 pax bear crawled up and down the hill in a rotating form while 3 pax made “halos” with the hammers, rotate again between hammers and med balls. another 10 minutes.

I’ve been wanting to try the bear crawl /med ball push for a while and now it’s one of my favorite modes of transportation.

Shoulders will be smoking tomorrow.

MARY: broga
ANNOUNCEMENTS: jaeger, Q source happening once a month at Sweetwaters.
COT: fifth core principle.

Tinsel OUT

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Trip around the lot

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WARMUP:

THE THANG:
Did mosey to end of lot
Did two up one back
Run 2 islands 5 merkins
Back one island 10 American hammers

Bear craw and lunge mix to super chic from 5 islands away

Did a 5 corner workout
20 Tysons
20 Squats
20 LBC
20 CDD

MARY:
Done
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Dam to Damn Bar
COT:
Healthcare travels

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The Frozen Rosie @ Lazarus

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WARMUP: The usual suspects: Side straddle hops, merkins, cherry pickers, moroccan night clubs
THE THANG: Mosey to the garage. At each light post the PAX remembered all the core principles but took punishment anyway. At the garage, MOT of high knees, NUR, lunges, moseys, with rounds of Merkins, Burpess, BBS, and plank jacks at each level.
MARY: Body destroyer
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Dam to Damn Bar,
COT: Folks are doing some good community work out there.

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Lazarus – 12DEC2024

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Always a good day at the Laz. Opportunity abounds and we took full advantage.

WARMUP:
Usual warm-up type stuff. Windmills, merkins, that kind of stuff…

THE THANG:
First we pulled up behind the Greek place for a <@U01FDRQSQG3> and <@U0603USPHAS> favorite, some chair work. These freaking chairs weigh at least 55-60 pounds. And they’re awkward. Terrible. Did some overhead presses, maybe something else… I don’t really remember.

Then we ran it down to the parking deck at Red Ventures. Stopped at some light poles on the way down. Ran up and down the deck and the stairs and such. It was a real nice time.

MARY:
No chicks.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Read your newsletter.

COT:
The 5th Core Principle.

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Lazarus

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Stretch, Running, Pain-station, Tire roll & 1Merkin
WARMUP: Stretching, Running,
THE THANG:
<@U0603USPHAS> brought the car in HOT :hot_face: to start our F3 workout.

Had four F3 members from the Waxhaw region. Mad Dog, Hot Yoga, Bottle Cap, and C3P0

<@U01FDRQSQG3> kept <@U063F72E8M9> on the move with his extremely fast pace!

<@U07E0KTT4BV> and <@U07BZNU2HDH> stepped up with the tire :wheel: push followed by a Merkin. Strong work fellas

MARY: Team work and strong running
ANNOUNCEMENTS: praise and prayers around the circle :o:
COT: <@U063F72E8M9> led us out with a prayer

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