WARMUP: Mosey to theater parking lot for COP (SSH, fast LSS, reverse lunges, moroccan night clubs, mountain climbers)
THE THANG: Start with mini-4 corners with lunge walk and bear crawls in theater parking lot, mosey to road to Red Stone, mosey to first traffic circle doing 10 merkins at every 2nd street light. At circle do 3-legged starfish with 10 squats, 10 bobby hurleys, 10 dry docks, paying a toll of 1 burpee every time returning to the circle. Mosey back toward COT alternating karaokes, backwards run and run at every street light.
MARY: Circled up for peter parkers, parker peters, down dog, calf stretch, runners stretch, and of course, shavasana (or “have a nice day” as we say in Waxhaw).
Great to see the new Pax coming back. Keep it up guys. Missed you , wishing you a speedy recovery.
Category: Lazarus
Silver Screen Sweat-Fest
WARMUP: MNC’s x 25
5 “Clam Chowders “ (10 ct/IC), Imp Walk, 4CCs, SSH, 3 CCs, ChPick, 2CCs, plank-Jack w/ Merkin (IC), 1 CC
THE THANG: 7 laps around 3 Stations, 25 reps all exercises, MOT changes each lap between stations, always slow Mosey from last to start. End each lap w/ SSH till 6
( We only had time to do 5 of 7)
set timer & Music (VanHalen)
1: Shiko, Good-AMs, AirSquats, MOT= Nur
2: Step-ups, calf-raise (toes in/out (opposite Pax natural posture), side lunges, MOT=Toy Soldier
3: CDDs, shoulder claps, Mike Tyson’s, MOT=Carioca (R/L)
4: plank (25sec), Side-Rt, Side-Lt, MOT=full Mosey
5: Alt Bulg. Split Squats, Monkey-Humpers, Alt RDLs, MOT=mosey w/ butt-kickers
6: up and out, Flutters, LBCs, MOT= bear crawl
7: Merkins, Wide , Diamond, MOT=side shuffle
MARY: Jane Fonda Pilates, 50 LBCs
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Jaegar, T & H, Blood Drive, Bethel 8/1
COT: Prayers for Connecting w/ 2.0’s, mental health, transitions back into school
FNG Naming
Beautiful Morning Beatdown
- QIC: C3P0
- When: 07/13/2024
- Pax: brianjohanson, C3P0, Centerfold, Liberty Bibberty, Only fans, Poppins, Retiree
- Posted In: Lazarus
WARMUP:
Rolling in late, had stepped up to start the beat down while I got out of the car. I gave a quick disclaimer and continued with a warm up of IW, SSH, LSS, runner’s stretch, merkins, MC.
Mosey around the campus. Every few hundred yards, circle up to hold a plank for the 6, then five merkins. Then continue. After about 5 minutes of moseying and merkins, an unnamed PAX asked whether there was a weinke for this workout to which I ~threatened~ answered, be careful what you wish for. We moseyed some more and after the second lap, we went to the railings at the back of the theater for supine rows x15 oyo. Mosey to more railings and more supine rows for a total of three sets & mosey back to COT to unload some kettlebells from my car
THE THANG
Partner up and each pair grab one of four kettlebells: 20LBs, 25LB, 35LB, 50LBs. With partner & bell slow mosey to the ~bottom of the hill~ adjacent parking lot. The bells are arranged from lightest to heaviest. Partner one does exercise with the kettlebell and partner two runs to the opposite side of lot, does and exercise and return, and switch. After each set, all pairs rotate up to the next bell, except the PAX who were on the 50LB, they get some relief by going to the start. We did this until all PAX got in reps with all the bells before starting a new round of exercises which were:
P1: KB swings, P2: 3 burpees
P1: one arm row, P2: 3 merkins
P1: thrusters, P2: 3 lunges 2is1
P1: Romanian DL, P2: 3 flutter 2is1
Riffle carry the bells back to COT, swapping with your partner or another PAX as needed.
It’s always an honor to lead in the Fort and always fun to challenge myself as I hope I challenged the PAX. Good work to everyone and let’s hope I didn’t scare away the FNG
Boot-Camp
- QIC: Tiller
- When: 06/27/2024
- Pax: Goose, Liberty Bibberty, Tiller
- Posted In: Lazarus
WARMUP: Merkins, Moroccan Night club, Side Straddle-Hop
THE THANG:
MARY: LBCs
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Read your news letter
COT: prayers and Praises 4 members of PAX
Goose’s B-Day
- QIC: Goose
- When: 06/20/2024
- Pax: Centerfold, General_, Goose, Time Machine
- Posted In: Lazarus
WARMUP: We started off with 49 SSH in honor of my birthday. We did a few more warm up exercises then got to it.
THE THANG: I decided to add 4 and 9 to give us 13 reps of each exercise. We mosed to the lower parking lot past the theater. We ran the length of the lot with 3 stops along the way to perform the following exercises then repeated it on the way back. I planned for 6 rounds but we only had time for 4.
Round 1 – Burpees
Round 2 – Low Slow Squats
Round 3 – Lunges
Round 4 – Bomb Jacks
Moseyed back to the flag.
MARY: Ring of Merkins, staying in a plank position we each took turns doing Merkins until we got to 50.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: H.I.M Camp, CSUPS, read the Newsletter.
COT: Prayers for kids, parents and teachers over the summer. @cutlet foot surgery @Tron and his son Josiah. And praises from for another year and turning 49. Thankful for F3 and the blessing it has been for me.
As always it was an honor!!!
Need for speed
WARMUP: the usual suspects, we added, Phelps to the usual Windmills, Pickers, low and slow squats, imperial walkers, hillbilly walkers. Plank with Peter parkers, Parker Peter’s
THE THANG: couple webs! Moseyed over to behind the theater where we did a Webb with reverse merkins with railings to support and monkey humpers on other side of lot. We did 5/10, 10/20, 15/30 and 20.
We then moseyed to back of big lot and ran suicides, all the way across in three trips,
bear crawled back to first light and then moseyed to Handels to use the chairs for a 2nd Webb, step ups and dirkins.
3/10, 6/20, 9/30, 15
We then moseyed to road heading to Red Ventures and did a light pole routine down the hill with 5 merkins at top and 5 squats working our way down at each light pole.
Moseyed back for Mary
MARY: called out a couple of newer pax to call exercises, everyone’s ready to take next step!
ANNOUNCEMENTS: newsletter
COT: kids, marriages and summer break
Redstone Showdown
- QIC: Private Dancer (PD)
- When: 06/06/2024
- Pax: Badlands, C3P0, Goose, Liberty Bibberty, Only fans, Poppins, Private Dancer (PD)
- Posted In: Lazarus
WARMUP:
15 “latecomer” burpees
Side-straddle hops
Big arm circles
Michael Phelps
Sumo-Squats
Don Quixote
Mosey
THE THANG:
10 / 20 / 30 reps in pairs
Base 1: Merkins with fist-bump
Base 2: Bobby-Hurleys
Base 3: Big Boy sit-up fist-bump
Base 4: high-low twist pass (both sides)
In between bases: bear crawl
10 rep speed round around bases
Mosey around parking-lot back to Lazarus
MARY:
Stretching
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Include M’s contact info on Slack profile
HIM camp on June 21
COT: COT and close out
Billy Madison Merkins
- QIC: Liberty Bibberty
- When: 05/30/2024
- Pax: Goose, Liberty Bibberty, Poppins
- Posted In: Lazarus
WARMUP:
SSH
Imperial Walkers
Hillbilly Walkers
Cherry Pickers
Mountain Climbers
Merkins
Broga
Mosey to Redstone Theater
THE THANG:
Billy Madison Gauntlet
10 sets and run to 4th island and back
You then repeat any previous exercise for 10 reps and compound the exercises
Merkins
Squats
Lunges
LBCs
Dips
Durkins
Mountain Climbers
Calf Raises
SSH
Imperial Walkers
Hand release Merkins
CDD
Burpees
MARY:
N/A
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Newsletter
COT:
Health and finishing school
Monkey in the middle
WARMUP: ssh, windmills, pickers
THE THANG:
One pax starts on exercises. Second pax runs to far end of lot and starts SSH, 3rd pax runs to 2nd pax to relieve him. This continued until the first pax completed 100 ab wheels, 200 burpees and 300 spider man merkins, did not complete merkins
MARY: yes
ANNOUNCEMENTS: yes
COT: yes
Death by overtime
- QIC: Damien Croft
- When: 05/20/2024
- Pax: Anchorman, Damien Croft, darkhelmet, Goose, Hardwood, Ltrain, Time Machine
- Posted In: Lazarus
WARMUP: A quick mosey followed by side straddle hops, windmills, Moroccan night clubs and imperial walkers.
THE THANG: Core Crusher Circuits, each circuit done 3 times
First circuit: Merkins 12 Reps, LBC’s 25 reps, Squats 20 reps, Mountain climbers 20 reps double count
Second circuit: High plank shoulder taps 10 reps each shoulder, Monkey Humpers 30 reps, Peter Parker – Parker Peter 10 reps each, Freddie Mercury 20 reps
Followed by a double dose of Circle of Hell with cruelty being imposed on the pac by the pac
MARY: Diamond Merkins, more mountain climbers, Peter Parker’s, Parker Peter’s and a little stretching to bring us home.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: check your newsletter
COT: Prayers for good health and recovery for a number of people, prayers for Dark Helmet’s father