Pirate Party

WARMUP: Mosey around for some awesome smells – while enjoying the smells on the backside of teeter – butt kicks, high knees, karaoke * 2, and then SSH, low slow squat, and windmill. Mosey to front of teeter.
THE THANG: Start with 11s in the front parking lot – merkins and jump squats. Once completed, grab a rock (next to pilates place) and complete the following – 25 curls, 25 chest presses w/ flutters, 20 curls, 20 chest presses w/ flutters, 15 curls, 15 tricep extensions, 15 chest presses, 10 curls, 10 tricep ext., 10 chest presses, 5 squat thrusters, 5 curls, 5 tricep ext., 5 chest presses. Return rock and mosey to side of teeter for wall work. Hold seated position while the ends of the line bear crawl to the concrete, 2 merkins, and crawl bear back. Reset to seated position and do the same thing but broad jump, merkins, and broad jump back. Mosey to back of teeter – wind sprints in groups of 4. We completed these 3 times with a round of nur at the end. Mosey back to COT, hold plank until 6 am.
2 ruckers as well
MARY: no time
ANNOUNCEMENTS: newsletter
COT: prayers and praises around the horn

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1912, Titanic, and Lessons Learned

WARMUP:
Slow mosey around the parking lot area to the flags in front of GHES, approx 1/2 mile, then circle up for the following:

  • 20 SSH, 4ct
  • 10 WM
  • 15 imperial walker
  • 15 hillbilly walker
  • 15 MNC
  • 10 strawberry pickers

We are now warmed up.
Slow mosey to the backside parking lots, where the famed light poles are, meet up at the first pole at the parking lot near the dumpsters (NO Golden Corral funk in those!).
THE THANG:
On this day in history: April 14, 1912, approx 11:30pm, the HMS Titanic struck an iceberg. The rest as we know is tragic history. We honored that year, that day, with a 1912 Light Pole walk. There are 14 light poles, we only used 12. Do an exercise at each pole, transition to the next, until done. 19 reps of each exercise at 12 poles. Exercise stations were:

  1. Merkins
  2. LBC
  3. LSS
  4. CDD
  5. Big boy situps
  6. Sumo squats
  7. Diamond merkins
  8. Box cutters
  9. Calf raises
  10. Wide-arm merkins
  11. LBC
  12. Burpees
  • LUNGE WALK BETWEEN EACH STATION. Yes, a LOT of lunge walking. Ended up being approx half mile of lunge walks.

Between each station, as we lung walked, mumblechatter was off the hooks, but I also managed to spit out some Titanic facts as well as things leading up to the iceberg impact that doomed them all. See NMM below.

By the time we got to the 12th pole right near Dam Rd, we had 4-5 minutes left to slow mosey back to COT. Perfect timing!!

MARY: None
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Alot going on. Tortoise and Hare, Greater Than Ruck overnight event, Bethel Men's Shelter, 2nd F meetups, and so on. Read the newsletter, get involved.

If you have something close to your heart that you are involved in. and you want to see PAX get involved – FREED TO LEAD. Invigorate your male community leadership, put it out on Slack and the newsletter and push it.

COT:
Prayers lifted up for marriages, physical/mental health, ending of the school year, and more.

NMM:
As mentioned, 4/14/1912 at approx 11:30pm the Titanic struck an iceberg in the middle of the northern Atlantic ocean on its maiden voyage to NYC, loaded with passengers and crew. It sunk a few hours later on the 15th. The rest we know is tragic history. Could it have been prevented? Who knows, but….there wasn't one 'smoking gun' cause that led to the event, rather it was death by a thousand cuts so to speak, several things that, when combined, put things on a tragic course.

Sure, there were bad decisions made from the design of the ship right up until it struck the iceberg, and even afterwards to its sinking. Those decisions are symptoms or outputs of underlying issues. It is easy to point out symptoms and say they can be fixed, it is tougher to pinpoint the causes of those symptoms and address them, for those tend to be more human in nature.

Things That Doomed the Titanic That Can Doom You:
I. The Bad Decisions Made:

  1. Cutting corners – they used cheaper, lower quality rivets and steel.
  2. Turn! – the decision to turn was fatal, it allowed the iceberg to damage more of the ship along its side than a direct hit would have.
  3. Lack of planning – they did not have enough lifeboats; design of bulkheads was flawed; they plotted a course right into danger instead of avoiding it.
  4. Lack of preparedness – lookouts did not have access to binoculars; they did not practice evacuation of the ship (a practice drill was called off the day of the iceberg strike); crew were not trained well enough on evacuation procedures, leading to chaos after impact.
  5. Failure to communicate – captain missed reports of ice in the area; cargo ship SS Californian, who was much closer, only 10 miles away, missed distress calls; Titanic ignored messages from Californian warning them of large ice in the area.

II. Underlying Human Factor Causes of the Bad Decisions:

  1. Complacency, overconfidence – they ignored warnings of ice in the area, and even sped up; designs of safety features (bulkheads) were cut back; they had too much reliance on new tech.
  2. Not having a questioning, challenging, or empowering attitude – nobody challenged some of these bad decisions in the design, fabrication, and operation of the ship. Many never questioned 'authorities'.
  3. Not listening to valuable input from others and or fostering a challenging/empowering environment – 'authorities' never took those challenges seriously, and some were afraid to challenge anything so people never got input from 'below'.
  4. Pride – this would never happen to us! Led to complacency in design and also operation of the ship, among many other things. Peer pressure – Bruce Ismay, chairman of White Star Line, pushed the captain to go faster, arrive ahead of schedule, as well as never stood up for the ship being safer. Grandiosity, as well as getting the ship done quickly, trumped safety for him and others in the White Star Line upper management team.
  5. Not taking risks seriously – items 1-4 lead into this. It is too late to take risks seriously after something bad happens.
  6. Rationalizing things away instead of fixing the issues – a combo of all of the above. Weighing odds of something happening vs costs or time to correct things, mitigate issues, often leads to issues happening. Doing things right the first time is only a one-time opportunity.

As someone who has been part of several incident investigations at my former place of employment, Kennedy Space Center on the Shuttle program, as well as my new job at Siemens Energy, these underlying factors most always pop up on serious incidents in one form or another. We must always remain vigilant in the workplace, but also how we live our lives as men. Any one of these contributing factors above can doom us. We can try to do it alone but it is best when we rely on others to help us.

As the saying goes, if we do not learn from history, we are destined to repeat it. The only real 'failure' is failing to learn from failure. Do not be a failure. Keep 4/14/1912 in your mind and learn from its hard lessons.

Thanks for the opportunity to lead, and if you read to this point, thank you for your time and patience as well.
Blessings and SYITG
-NASA

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Improvisation Q

WARMUP:
15 Wind mill
15 Hill Billy walkers
15 cherry pickers
20 sumo Squats
20 Merkins
THE THANG:
Cocaine bear crawl
Lunge walk
Burpee bear crawl
Lunge walk
Squat bear crawl

Running a round in front of the school. Doing 5 burpees at one of each round. At the other End stacking exercises:
10 LBCs
20 step ups
30 Flutters
40 Squats
50 merkins
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Bethel Shelter, Tortoise and the hare, lawn mowing
COT:

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Webs, webs, webs

WARMUP: windmills, arm circles, low slow squat
THE THANG: Mossy to big drop off loop
1 merkin 4 shoulder taps, stop at each lamp post and increase the web 2-8 for a full loop circle with ten stops ending with 10 merkins and 40 shoulder taps.
Mossy half loop for another web: 1 squat-4 calf raise, progressive to 10 squats and 40 calf raise, feeling the burn on those calves.
Mossy to start of loop, full loop Indian run, everyone got to do it twice, walk/decompress for half the loop to school entrance find a wall, people’s chair, each pax did 5 Side straddle hops while everyone else is holding position.
Mossy to grassy area, find a comfy spot for next web. We had a visit from Captain Thor for abs web, 1 big boy- 4 American hammers progressive to 10 BB and 40 AH ( lots of grunting here) recover, mossy around small loop, back to grassy area for some broga. Apparently my brain was leaking here after counting so many reps..
MARY: broga
ANNOUNCEMENTS: bethel shelter, tortoise and hare, Manion, May 16th CSAUP
COT: stays in COT

TINSEL 🎄 OUT

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Michigan 69 – UConn 63

WARMUP: ssh, iw, hillbilly walker, Moroccan night clubs, windmills, cherry pickers

THE THANG:

Mosey around the front of campus stopping at random light poles (to keep the group on their toes) for exercises. Route was down to GHES teacher lot at Dave Gibson – through GHES bus loop – through GHMS bus loop

Increasing Rep counts at each pole: 6 – 9 – 15 (6+9) and occasionally 54 (6*9) in honor of NCAA champ Michigan’s 69pts last night. So each exercise took 3-4 poles to complete

Exercises:
merkins
Peter Parker’s
Mountain climbers
Lunges
Big boys
Burpees
Plank jacks

Total distance covered: 2.5 miles

MARY: Round robin – Lbc, flutter, hello dolly, box cutter

ANNOUNCEMENTS: tortoise and hare

COT: prayers for family and loved ones; safe travel on spring break; aging parents

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Pre-Snowmageddon

WARMUP: We did The Fort Standard mosey, SSH, both the walkers, windmills, cherry pickers, Toy Soldiers, Down Dog, Honeymooner, and Plank to toe touches.

THE THANG: Declinator
Starting at 10, working down to 1, Squats, LBC, Dips, Mountain Climbers, and Flying Squirrels.

After each group take a lap around the church parking lot.

MARY: Round the horn calling out your favorites

COT: There was a COT

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Touring

WARMUP:
– 10 Side Straddle Hops
– 10 Windmills
– Down dog (stretch out the calves) to up dog
THE THANG:
– Jog to HT wall by O’Reilly – Balls to the Wall 10 moves L, 10 moves R
– Jog to back parking lot – Bear crawl from the island to the light
– Jog to down to Berkley Hall Way, turn Left onto Reynolds’s Ridge Lane stop at the garages – 50 squats OYO
– Jog to down to Christi Way – 2 sets L/R of side hops up the hill to Palmdale Walk Dr
– Jog up to Grant Farm Dr and down to the rail – 25 incline Merkins
– Jog to Fire Station – 50 lunges (25 each leg)
– Jog to Kids R Kids learning parking lot – 10 double count J-Lo’s
– Jog to Grace – 50 Step-ups OYO
– Jog to parking lot by COT for 3 sets of sprints up the hill
– Jog back to COT – 4 corners ascending Burpees 1,2,3,4 x 2

MARY:
– Various Mary for the last 4 minutes led by the attendees

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Read your newsletter.

COT:
– Prayers for U-haul and his family. Prayers for Karen, DoubleD and their family, Prayers for marriages, Prayers for all of the sick and suffering.

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Following the arrows…

WARMUP: Mozy to the front of GHMS for imperial walkers, mountain climbers, and Moroccan night clubs.
THE THANG: After the warmup proceeded toward Dave Gibson blvd and stopped at the first working street light for the shortest round of sevens. (Daylight savings time limited the number of working street lights). Pax lined up on one side of the street for 1 Mike Tyson, then bear crawled across the road for 6 big boy sit-ups. We then bear crawled back to the start for a rinse and repeat count up/count down until we did 6 Tysons and 1 big boy sit-up.
We then ran down the road to the entrance of the elementary school. On the length of the street are three columns of arrows to direct school traffic to the elementary and middle schools. We ran down the turn lane until the arrows ended and then started our journey back. At each arrow in the column the Pax did five burpees (45 total) before returning to the starting point.
Moving on to the center column of arrows, we ran down and headed back with 10 LBCs (120 total) at each. Rinse and repeat down the final column where we did Merkins (80) on the way back to start. Round two consisted of Dips (90), Squats (120), overhead claps (80).
MARY: Short on time we ran back to COT for < 1 minute of full body destroyers. ANNOUNCEMENTS: Upcoming CSAUPSand volunteer opportunities. COT: Health: Family, friends, Pax, coworkers. Mental health and those around us who are impacted.

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7th year Anniversary… with Burpees

Warmup
 
Mosey to Grace Parking Lot
 
28 SSH IC
5 Windmill IC
20 SJ IC
10 MNC IC
28 Mnt Climbers IC
Stretch
15 Peter Parkers IC
 
Recover on your feet.
 
Flashback for 7 years in F3
DORA
100 HR Merkins
200 Squats
300 LBC’s  (First workout I ever did Fishsticks was the Q)
 
Also Grace Church Parking Lot
Pendulum Workout (Routine I “borrowed” off of Cha Ching)  10 – 5 Reps
Catalina Wine Mixers (an OTG favorite)
(no burpees in the middle this time)
Diamond Merkins
 
Run Back to COT
My personal Favorite with the remaining time left….
EMOM  10 Burpees a minute on the minute….. (only got 9 minutes in)
 
The question of the day is why…why I still am doing this after 7 years when I first thought I’d only give it like 3 months.
 
And it really is because of all of the guys I’ve met and learned from. When I started the saying was if you want to run fast…run with faster people. And There are so many HIMS in our region that run so much faster than me. Not just actual literal running but accelerating at all phases of life. These are role models for us and a big reason why I keep coming out, and I keep pushing. Everyone reading this has in some way pushed me to be 1% better than I was yesterday.  Thank you guys! And see you all in the gloom!
 

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