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Pipe Hitters Shieldlock Q

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14 at Lazarus for a Pipe Hitters Shieldlock beatdown. Here’s what we did:

Warm-up

  • 5 Merkins (IC)
  • 5 Low Slow Squats (IC)
  • 10 SSHs (IC)

The Thang
Island Hopping with Maximus

  • Run to 2nd island, run back, 10 Mtn Climbers
  • Run to 4th island, run back, 10 V-Ups
  • Run to 6th island, run back, 10 Mtn Climbers
  • Run to last island, run back, 10 V-Ups

Mosey to mid-lot

  • 10 Rounds Captain Thors (1:4 American Hammers, Flutters)

Handoff to Italian Job
Mosey to the Movie Theatre fountain

  • 1 Round of Rolling Thunder (Irkin/Dip repeat around the fountain)
  • 15 step ups
  • 20 Calf Raises Regular
  • 20 Calf Raises In
  • 20 Calf Raises Out

Mosey to side wall

  • 10 Wall Sits (IC)
  • 10 Dirty Hook-ups (IC)
  • 10 Reverse Dirty Hook-ups (IC)
  • 10 Bulgarian Split Wall Squats Left (IC)
  • 10 Bulgarian Split Wall Squats Right (IC)
  • 10 Wall LBC’s (IC)
  • 10 Australian Mountain Climbers (IC)
  • 10 Count Stretch

Handoff to Dark Helmet
Long Mosey to Greek Grill

  • 10 OH Chair Press (IC)
  • 10 Mike Tysons, run across the parking lot, 5 Burpees (3 Rounds)
  • Bear Crawl 30 yards

Long Mosey back to COT

  • 15 Flutters (IC)
  • 15 Hello Dollies (IC)

NMM
We were honored to lead this morning. Helmet shared some eloquent words about the value of having men in your life to speak truth, no matter if it hurts. If you don’t have those men, find them. It will enrich your life.

-IJ

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Always identify the open bathroom

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Immediately identified the open bathroom and ran towards it. Stopped for some stair steper rep counts otw. While I duced the pax did 100 200 300 of merkins, squat, lcbs. I entered mid squat. Then back to the top to play with sacks. Partner 1 toss for count, partner 2 for exercise.

I'm the words of a wise philosopher…

"Walking is moving forward if it's towards your goal"

  • Apache

Keep moving forward gentlemen

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100-Yard Double Quarter Pounder

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WARMUP: SSH, Windmills and others
THE THANG:

  • First Quarter (25 Yards): Run to the 25-yard line, complete 25 merkins Nur to the goal line.
  • Second Quarter (50 Yards): Run to the 50-yard line, complete 50 squats, and Nur to the goal line.
  • Third Quarter (75 Yards): Rub to the opposite 25 yard line, complete 75 mountain climbers (R+L =1) and Nur to the goal line.
  • Fourth Quarter (100 Yards): Run to the opposite Goal line, complete 100 SSHs and Nur to the goal line.
  • Repeat: Rinse and repeat the entire sequence for a "Double Quarter Pounder".

4 Corner Finisher

  • Round 1:

Corner 1- 10 Merkins
Corner 2 – 10 Copperhead Squats
Corner 3 – 10 Merkins
Corner 4 – 10 Copperhead Squats

  • Round 2:

Corner 1- 10 CDDS.
Corner 2 – 10 Jump Squats
Corner 3 – 10 CDDs.
Corner 4 – 10 Jump Squats

MARY: A few exercises
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Were made
COT: We shared and Prayed

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The Dora Smoke Show

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Warm-Up:
SSH – 25 IC
Imperial Walkers – 15 IC
Moroccan NC – 15 IC
Windmills – 10 IC
Strawberry Pickers – 10 IC
Cheese Shredder

The Thang:
1. Dora: Partner up. One works, one runs to STOP sign and back. Switch.

Exercises:
50 Burpees
100 Leg Ups
150 Tricep Dips
200 Squats

MARY: She likes to show up when Dora is there
Flutter Kicks – 20 IC
American Hammers – 20 IC
Hello Dollies – 15 IC
Freddie Mercuries – 15 IC

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Read your newsletter
COT: Prayers and Praises

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Egypt > Desert > Promised Land

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WARMUP: in cadence/out of cadence exercises including some windmills, some toy soldiers, some SSH, and an Elf movie reference from @U02DKM63B7B
THE THANG: We were taken out of Egypt into the Desert and into the Promised Land. Fleeing Egypt, we moved down the lot with repeated stops for 20 merkins and 10 squats, a reminder that freedom takes effort. In the Desert, we focused on endurance over speed, hitting 4 corners at a steady pace with some big boy sit-ups and low/slow squats (at a quantity I cannot currently recall because of the complaints being thrown my way.) We repeated the other 4 corners with some diamond merkins. After a perimeter run, Joshua 1:8 was shared to encourage us as we entered the Promised Land where we reversed direction around the (working) lights with 3 “easy” jump squats. Closing out we embraced a few more merkins and a mosey back to COT.
MARY: big boy sit-ups and squats countdown from 5
ANNOUNCEMENTS: @U0603USPHAS invited some feedback on the Q with mostly positive feedback which is unfortunate, but still appreciated. If I wanted to have my ego stroked I’d go to Orange Theory. @U0A739SGTL3 mentioned garbage pickup next Saturday somewhere. I was interested because it reminded me of the 210 hours of community service the judge hit me with years ago. @U0603USPHAS also shared a discussion event happening on August 28th at Forest Hill in Fort Mill at 6:30am called The Excavation.
COT: Prayers for @U06Q8DSSV5Y to get back out here and lean on brothers during this difficult time. Prayers for Mint Hill’s Windex to get back out and to be the one receiving encouragement. Prayers for all of us to understand the power of our words and the gift of being able to speak them.

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Soggy Sea Biscuits

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WARMUP: Broga
THE THANG: Run through Massey to Forest neighborhood for loops and run back 3-5 mi was completed
MARY: Broga
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Read newsletter
COT: don’t believe the false identities placed on you but rather the truth of who you are by your creator
You are a son of his loved and always will be with access to HIM whenever you choose…it’s written and true

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BOMBS Away!

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WARMUP: Warmupy things while waiting for Bobber
THE THANG: B.O.M.B.S.-esque stuff. Partner up. One partner runs while other does first exercise of the round. Swap when partner returns.
Round 1 Exercises: Burpees, Overhead claps, Merkins, LBC's, Squats.
Round 2 Exercises: OH Claps, Merkins, LBC's, Squats
Round 3 Exercises: Merkins, LBC's, Squats
MARY: 5 Big Boys, 5 Merkins, repeat until time
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Bethel is tonight. Read your newsletter
COT:

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Chance, Choice, and Scrotum Tunnels: The Memoirs a MILGA Man

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It was a moist, humid morning. The message covered a fairly simple topic, Life.

We delved into the topic of chance with the use of a coin flip. Winner named the activity and rep count. Things are at times (Most) out of our hands. We are but passengers on this life river as we flow along. We did a few rounds of this. Lots of curveballs were thrown out of the most unexpected PAX. Life doesn't go as we planned and usually we don't get what we expect out of someone.

Life is about Choices. The choice was to get across the park from the bathroom to the playground. The options were bear crawl or burpee broad jump. The catch, every time you changed your mind there was a 5 merkin penalty.

We then teamed up to chose who would go first. The only way your partner could move is if you did 1 merkin per step. The object, get 1 partner over the line and then BOTH were done. For reference there was about 70-90 steps to get across. Some teams did equal amounts and crossed together. Others, Mine and Dark Helmets, relied on 1 person to basically do all the work so the other could advance. Then we both chilled at the end waiting on the other, less able teams.

But wait, there's more….The next set of partner work was the same concept but the exercise was burpees. The catch, whoever crossed first on the original trek could NOT be the one to cross first this time. The lesson, sometimes finishing first isn't all it turned out to be. Sometimes the person out from will the next day need to carry someone else. Needless to say I did more burpees this morning than in my entire time at f3 combined.

We then had a lesson on encouragement but I'm tired of typing.

We also did the scrotum tunnel just so everyone could get a rash in the grass.

Lastly we concluded with an unfair amount of burpees selected for random PAX. some did 1, some 3, some 5…..guess what, LIFE isn't fair. Deal with that shit and move on.

At the end of it all the message is this, it is ALL life. the good, bad, fair, unfair, choices, encouragement, discouragement, chance, highs, lows. There is no BIG thing to discover. If your waiting for that your wasting your life. Appreciate it all. Find joy in a birds chirp, contentment in mashing that dam keyboard for 8 hours a day, reach to the heaven and give thanks for it all. The argument with the wife, the aggravation with the kids, the person who cut you off in traffic.

Your PERSPECTIVE will drive your life. Stop waiting

MILGA bitches

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Back to School Bootcamp

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WARMUP: Grandpa Jacks, Imperial Walkers, Moroccan Nightclubs, Windmills
THE THANG:
Moseyed to the front of the theater for class to begin. Each grade 1st through 12th were 12 reps, repeating each of the previous grades before that grades lesson.

  • K – Run Down & Back
  • 1st – Mountain Climbers
  • 2nd – Merkins
  • 3rd – Squats
  • 4th – LBCs
  • 5th – CDDs
  • 6th – Flutters
  • 7th – Lunges
  • 8th – Dips
  • 9th – Plank Jacks
  • 10th – Shoulder Taps
  • 11th – American Hammers
  • 12th – Burpees

MARY: No time
ANNOUNCEMENTS: We made some, read the newsletter
COT: Shared and prayed it out.

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