A Smokin Swinging Beatdown

Warm-Up:
SSH – 25 IC
Imperial Walkers – 20 IC
Hillbilly Walkers – 20 IC
Moroccan Night Clubs – 15 IC
Windmills – 10 IC
Strawberry Pickers- 10 IC
Cheese Shredder

The Thang:
1. Swinging Time:
(Mosey between each swing on every round)
Round 1- 10 Merkins and 10 Squats
Round 2- 10 Shoulder Taps and 10 Lunges

2. Smoke that Hill:
Seven's- Start w/ 10 Burpees at the bottom and then Bear Crawl to the top of the hill to do 1 Bomb Jack and then mosey down the hill.

Mary:
Flutter Kicks – 20 IC
American Hammers – 20 IC
Freddie Mercuries – 20 IC
Hello Dollies- 20 IC
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Read your newsletter
COT: Prayers and Praises

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Chicken wing progression and playground Dora

Musical warmup:

  1. Devil went down to Georgia remix by State of Mine (3:37)
  1. Base = Imp. Walkers
  2. Chorus: fruit pickers
  3. Solos: Big Arm circle
  4. Short loop mosey, while Q queued up next tune
  1. Country roads remix by Me first & Gimme Gimmes (2:11)
  1. Base = Hillbillies 
  2. Chorus = Windmills

The THANG:
Progression trail (linear chicken wing model)
Every other TREE, progress this series:

  • Grandpa Jacks x20
  • SSH x 15
  • Seal jacks x10
  • Bomb jacks x 5

At the Statue ——- Nur up hill, motivator in cadence at parking lot, crawl bear down
Every BENCH: progress this series

  • 10 Flying Squirrels
  • 8 Burpees
  • 6 Kraken Burpees
  • 4 Calimari/Krakens (some pax opted to just do six more Kraken)

every other TREE

  • LBC’s x 40
  • Gas-Pumpers x 30
  •  Big-Boiz x20
  • 5x Partner Big Boiz (AKA double – backed beasts)… 
  • This was firmly rejected by all PAX, so we just did 10 more big boys.

Playground Dora

  1. On the swings: 75 Inverted Row, 60 Knee-tuck-Merk, 50 Leo/50Rose (swing- assisted squa- jumps)
  2. Mosey small loop around playground

Mosey to Amphitheater 
Musical finale:
Born in the U.S.A. – Bruce Springsteen 1984 Live: 3:21
CPOP1: "Born in the U.S.A." (appears 22 times): Eagle Squats (Air Squats with arms out like wings)
CPOP2: "I'm a cool rocking daddy" (appears 4 times): Patriot Burpees (Burpees with a jump and salute)
During Verses: Lt. Dan

Mary:
Broga & Pax-called AB lab to finish

ANNOUNCEMENTS: stuff the Bus, Rock Hill rooster-reboot-thing, read your newsletters

COT: honored and obeyed (5th core principal)

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It’s not ‘negative’, its ‘eccentric’

WARMUP:
windmills, produce pickers then mosey to Kingsley Springs corner
monsters, knee grabs, arm stretches to lakeside benches

THE THANG:
C.H.I.P.S. and Dips
Complete 20 reps each of exercises, in cadence, followed by 20 dips off a park bench, and a lap around the landscaping
C – Calf Raises, Dips
H – Hello Dollies, Dips
I – Imperial Walkers, Dips
P – Parker Peters, Dips
S – Squats, Dips

Identify 'finish line' for future use

Mosey to bottom of hill
Rock routine (5/7/10)
Deadlifts
One-legged or two-legged
Bicep curls
Up on 1; down slowly on 2, 3, 4
Overhead presses
Up on 1; down slowly on 2, 3, 4
Coupon Crucible (curl + press)
a block curl straight into an overhead press and then slowly (3-5) count to lower the block into starting position. That's one rep.
OYO; encourage slow count to starting curl position
Tricep curls
OYO

Mosey to roundabout circle
Cocaine bear crawls (each sidewall partition) – 1 circuit

On Kingsley Springs sidewalk (back to the lake):
Squat-walk to rockpile facing alternating directions every 10 strides
Best effort up the hill to the previously announced 'finish line'

MARY:
dollies during CHIPS, @U78QN5XU5-led mary while the rest of us were struggling up the hill

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Read your newsletter, Bethel, Stuff the Bus

COT:
Prayers for families, marriages. Encouragement to do something not in your wheelhouse that will be within reach if you work at it.

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Rome if you want to

Rome is the city of 7 hills. In Roman fashion, the Pax did 7 hill repeats on White St.

WARMUP:

Mosey out of WEP to first parking lot for SSH, Windmills, Cherry Pickahs.

Mosey to upper parking lot near White St. doing butt kickers, high knees, karaoke, Toy Soldier, Lunge, Burpee Broad Jumps, Bear crawl.

THE THANG:
2 rounds of 4 stations w 3 exercises each.

Every time a station is completed, run down and back up the hill on White St.

Station 1 – 25 reps

  • Merkins
  • Scorpion Dry Docks
  • Shoulder Taps

Station 2 – 30 reps

  • LBCs
  • Fluttahs
  • Box Cuttahs

Station 3

  • Mtn Climbers
  • Peter Parkers
  • Plank Jacks

Station 4

  • Squats
  • Calf Raises
  • Bomb Jacks

MARY: Throughout

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Bethel on Th, stuff the bus on Sat, CRI serving widows on 9/5 and response training later in Sept

COT:
Prayers for aging parent w new diagnosis, recent accident, CRI responders continuing to serve in hard situations, 2.0 traveling abroad, 2.0 recovering from wisdom teeth being pulled, smooth return to school for all.

Praise for Assassin’s new grandson!

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Playground Fun

WARMUP:
Snooker lead us through a series of in-place warm-ups, including great hits like "Buttkickers", "High-Knees", and "Good Mornings".

THE THANG:
Moseyed on the trail about 1/4 around the park, stopping at the swinging benches for some burpees.

At the playground, we partnered up. Partner 1 did a stationary exercise, while partner 2 ran around the playground. Flap-jack. Stationary exercises were as follows;

1. Merkins
2. Heels to heaven
3. Swing crunches
4. Box Cutters
5. Pull ups
6. Shoulder Taps
7. Freddie Mercury s
8. CDDs
9. CDDs ( feet elevated above head)
10. LBCs
11. Seal jacks
12. Flutters
13. Burpees

Lined up for railroad tracks across the field.
Moseyed down to the new turf for Jack Webbs.
Sat on the wall for some Jack Reachers
2 minutes of Mary.

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It’s Wet. YES. Now, Do The Work

Whenever there's an FNG, I feel the responsibility to turn it up a notch and to ensure I adhere to the principles, cadence calling, and traits of what I love about F3. While it's not up to me to determine the intensity of this morning's workout as I'll let the PAX chime in, what I can control is the adherence to the principles, cadence calling and characteristics of what I love about F3…so long as I don't stray from the 5 Core Principles or the Credo.
Naturally, we reviewed those this morning prior to launching as we had an FNG in the gloom with us, welcome Small Things.

WARMUP: Mosey to the parking lot of FMRX and discover a nicely placed deck of cards. Oh look, what shall we do with these? The intent was to complete ~1/2 the deck utilizing some warm-up exercises and regular exercises and let this serve as our slightly-higher-than-normal-intensity warm-up.
Hearts: Merkins
Clubs: Flutters (count the rt side only)
Spades: Squats
Diamonds: Butt Kickers (count the rt side only)

THE THANG:
Mosey to the big lot on the right at the top of the Massey hill for a large evolution of 4 Corners with a center.
Start in the center of the lot and run to the corner, perform the exercise, run back to the center for 5 burpees, then out to the next corner and back to the center and so on. Complete 2 full rounds.
Corner 1: 15 Hand-Release Merkins
Corner 2: 15 Jump Squats
Corner 3: 15 Carolina Dry Docks
Corner 4: 15 American Hammers

Once everyone completed round 2, we then completed 1 additional round as a group but cut the reps in half.

Mosey to the steps at the Fort Mill Church of the Nazarene. The original plan had us running up and down the set of stairs but due to the rain, we lunge walked up the stairs, walked down and did that 3 times then went to the Church parking lot.
Here I looked at the wienke and realized I had about 7mins of material for the remaining 15mins of time in the hour. A reminder for all, plan a longer workout in case you finish an evolution faster than anticipated. So, what did we do? I preceded to make a few enemies and released the angry gremlin inside Super G.

Welcome back to the Mak Tar Jah followed by the Knee Tar Jah!

Now, mosey back to COT for what turned out to be the fastest naming of an FNG I've ever been apart of.
Welcome, Small Things.
MARY: Yes
ANNOUNCEMENTS: CRI Training, Bethel Men's Shelter, Stuff The Bus
COT: 100%

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Impossible Island Hopping

WARMUP: moseyed with some stops along the way. No feedback on the cadence calling. The PIP I was on was in full effect. Finished with Bonnie Blairs X 10.
THE THANG: In honor of The Pirate, a 4 corners, 20 reps at each corner. Merkins, Derkins, Heels to Heaven, and Big Boys.

Mosey and Sprints 2X to length of the parking lot changing pace at every island. Another idea taken from Pirate.

Picked two islands to do an Impossible Mile:
First Lap: Burpee Broad Jumps
Second Lap: Lunge Walk
Third Lap: Bear Crawl
Fourth Lap: Mosey.

Everyone LOVED the Impossible Mile.

Truly an honor to GET TO share doing difficult things with these men.

MARY: some did, some not so much.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Stuff the Bus, LaGrama, Bethel, Bourbon, Cannoli Run!
COT: Lifting up all those going through life’s beatdowns and enjoying the time when the storms pass.

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McHale’s Dawn Patrol 5, 10, 20, 10, 5

WARMUP: 5 minutes:
Side straddle, hops, hillbilly walkers, windmills, cherry pickers, Moroccan nightclubs, squats, high knees
THE THANG: sets 5, 10, 20, 10 and 5: Carolina dry docs, mountain climbers, Merkins, big boys set ups, flying squirrels, LBC’s, jump squats, American hammers. Also shard my banana, Superman and swimmers.
MARY: cherry, pickers, arm, circles, and stretches
ANNOUNCEMENTS: new psych trailhead coming soon Bethelman shelter, Fort mill Care Center loan care
COT: prayers for patience, love the Colorado wildfires and Tarzan

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Blimps are fun

Another super humid morning but it was great seeing 11 other guys show up to get the day started right. Quick disclaimer then mosey around park stopping at each swing for 2 exercises. 10 counts of imperial Walker's, cherry pickers, tempo merkins, low slow squats, wide arm merkins, etc. Mosey down trail behind park to the grass hill for accumulating BLIMPS. 5 burpees, then either run up big hill or smaller side hill and return. 5 burpees, 10 lunges, nur up hill. 5 burpees, 10 lunges, 15 imp squat Walker's, bear crawl up hill (not my idea but someone really wanted to bear crawl). Same 5, 10, 15, then 20 merkins, run up hill. Same 5, 10, 15, 20, then 25 plank jacks and nur up hill. Last round 5, 10, 15, 20, 25, and 30 SSHs then mosey back to amphitheater. Partner up. P1 does flying squirrel while P2 holds plank. P2 drops to 6 inch plank hold and P1 jumps over. Repeat for total of 8 flying squirrels then flap jack. Yog around amphitheater then rinse and repeat. Yog back to COT for a few ab exercises then times up. Appreciate the opportunity @U08QLQH6J68

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Bucket brigade

WARMUP: We did so nicely, yes.
THE THANG: The world famous three buckets made an appearance this morning. Each bucket contained strips of paper that burdened the PAX with exercises they were not forced to do but all complied. Running to the next bucket, and the next. 1.25 miles were had in total. All enjoyed.
MARY: Finished with the world famous Peter pointers.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Please look up the grass cutting opportunity at, La Gramma, Fort Mill Care Center, Q’d by Sofrito.
COT: Yes. Plenty to be thankful for!

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