Fire Hydrant

WARMUP: Yea, of course. Warm up is important

4 corners at the Tide place
Merkins
Squats
Dips
Bomb Jacks
changed mode of transport around

THANG:
Mosey to Red Ventures
Stopped for Kracken Burpees
additive merkins for the first 9 light poles on the right (45 total merkins)
Stopped for leg raises on all fours at the fire hydrants, cause when was the last time you did that?

Got past the parking deck and found a nice set of curbs

Mike Tysons and Curb Alberts
kinda did 11s for a while until I felt like we should head back

Did additive lunges at the light poles on the way back (45)

MARY: No time. Quack Attack always tells me I don’t have enough core work in my weinke’s. he’s probably right. Wish he’d post more.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Convergence 3/14 at the Hive
Jaegar 3/15 GHMS
Luka Fast 5 4/12 PKMS

COT: Was held. Prayers lifted.

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Webb of Fun

Warm-O-Rama
Grandpa Jacks
Grandma Jacks
SSH
Downward Dog
Honeymooners
Runners stretch
Arm Circles

Moseyed down to the bottom of the hill as we started our Jack Webb Inspired workout.
Thang 1 – Merkin Jax
1:4 Ratio
1 Merkin – 4 Plank Jacks
2 Merkins – 8 Plank Jacks
We completed 10 Merkins and 40 Plank Jacks

Thang 2 – Jack@$$ Burpee Webb
We found a sturdy wall for the next thang.
1:2 Ratio
1 Burpee – 2 Donkey Kicks
We completed 5 Burpees and 10 Donkey Kicks

Next we took a recovery walk over to the practice field.

Thang 3 – CDD Webb
1:4 Ratio
1 CDD: 4 Air Press
2CDD: 8 Air Press
10 CDD and 40 Air Press completed

Thang 4
Bear crawl 5 yards then do 1 merkin, 1 plank jack, and shoulder taps (Right + Left equal 1)
Repeat every 5 yards increasing the reps by 1 each time. I think worked our way up to 5 or 6 reps.

Thang 5 – Lunge Worm
Lunge Walk 4 steps then inch worm forward then do two Merkins at the bottom before inching back up. We repeated this until we got back to where we started thang 4.

Went back to COT for a little Mary

COT: Announcements were made and closed with a prayer.

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My version of pendulum of pain

WARMUP: Side straddle hops, Smurf Jacks, Windmill, Mosey
THE THANG:
Split the exercises, repetition with your partner
Up hill:
Station 1 – 20 – Burpees
Station 2 40 – Merkins

Circle of pain: Both partners execute 4 cardio/legs exercises in cadence quickly without a break
20 – Side straddle hops
20 – Smurf Jacks
20 – Squats
20 – Bobby Harley

Station 3 – 80 – LBC
Station 4 – 100 – Freddie Mercury
Repeat the sequence downhill

Transportation mode: alternate between Bear crawl and walk when moving stations
MARY:
American Hummer
Hello darling
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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Pendulum of pain

WARMUP: grandpa jacks, hillbilly walkers, dynamic plank stretching, gravediggas
THE THANG: ran towards RedVentures, stopped at Handels to do a quick set of Dark Helmets favorite lifting heavy chairs over head a few times:

OH PRESS 10x
DERKINS 10x
CURLS 10x

Then we moseyed to the road with lightpoles headed down to RV where I explained the thang

Starting at bottom of hill, we ran up back to top of hill by Carolina Butcher, performed 1 Kraken Burpee then ran back to bottom of hill.

From there we bear crawled the other direction up the hill to first tree where we performed what I called a crab dip, from the crab position take hand and touch opposite foot, then flip flop and then do a dip.

We did 10 of those and then crab walked back to bottom of hill.

Then we ran back up hill towards other side and dropped off one light pole and performed 2 kraken burpees, ran back down to bottom of hill and then bear crawled to second tree up other side of hill, then performed 9 “crab dips”
Then instead of crab walking we changed to NUR (good feedback from pax)
Kept doing this until we achieved 5 kraken burpees and we ran short on time so had to mosey back, stopping to bear crawl up hill by Carolina butcher.

MARY:

Flutters until 6
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Bethel, battle bot send off, convergence
COT:
Honor to lead the men today, asked for feedback which we don’t do enough of. I personally felt it was a bit sloppy and not super well adjusted for time but it’s hard to tell sometimes how long a plan will take to execute…so get me on your Q schedules men! Lastly we talked about keeping the Sad clown at bay, he never actually goes away, we just keep beating him into submission every day we take the DRP.

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swinging in the park

WARMUP: SSH, Imperial Walking, Low Slow Squat
THE THANG: Mosey to the amphitheater. Pax will start with 3 burpees. Then we performed the pendulum. PAX swing from the bathrooms to the first set of swings on the opposite side of the amphitheater. At the bathrooms there were 12 BBSU, at the swing 12 4-count flutters. Every round decrease by one on both sides. Always 3 burpees in the middle.

OnlyFans, Cubbie, and YHC made it to the 3 count with Skipper and Soup making 4 and Slash picking his way back to CoT earlier than the rest of us.

Mosey back with two extra stops for burpees. That means everyone should have had about 60 burpees in their morning diet.
MARY: enough time for 7-8 american hammerz
ANNOUNCEMENTS: stuff is happening
COT: Talked about trust

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Pyramid of Pain

WARMUP:
SSH
Moroccan night club
Windmills
Squats
Swings
Merkins
THE THANG:
Pyramid of Pain:

With a partner:
Partner A does the movement
Partner B holds a plank, then switch after each movement
Complete each round plus all rounds before it
Run up the hill after each roubd

R1: Burpee to Overhead x5
R2: Merlin’s x20
R3: Overhead press x10 each arm
R4: Curls x20
R5: Thrusters x20

BONUS ROUND:
500 (ish) swings between you and your partner. Partner not swinging can recover.

MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: several
COT: prayers of gratitude and healing

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Bucket of pain, Trivia and Wheelbarrow

WARMUP:
Overhead clap, Moroccan night club, side saddle hope and squats
THE THANG:
Bucket of pain / trivia with wheelbarrow push
– pick an exercise card / trivia question, announce the exercise for the group, nur to the wheelbarrow, push the wheelbarrow up and down the incline, bear crawl back to the group.
– Ask the trivia question. Wrong answer = 5 burpees. We did a lot of burpees. C was the most common answer.
– Repeat process until all PAX had fun with the wheelbarrow.

Partner exercise
– 40 burpees
– 60 Merkins
– 80 Squats
– 100 LBCs
– 120 Side straddle hop
– Repeat

Returned to COT.
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
– D2D
– Bethel men’s shelter
– Convergence for Battle bot

COT:

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The Frozen Rosie @ Lazarus

WARMUP: The usual suspects: Side straddle hops, merkins, cherry pickers, moroccan night clubs
THE THANG: Mosey to the garage. At each light post the PAX remembered all the core principles but took punishment anyway. At the garage, MOT of high knees, NUR, lunges, moseys, with rounds of Merkins, Burpess, BBS, and plank jacks at each level.
MARY: Body destroyer
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Dam to Damn Bar,
COT: Folks are doing some good community work out there.

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Cards & More

WARMUP: Grandpa Jacks
SSH
Windmill
Imperial Walkers

THE: We moseyed around the back of the theater around to the fountain.

THANG 1
We had a game of Duck, Duck, Goose. While Lunge walking around one of the fountains one pax would break the line to run around the pax returning to his spot. The pax behind the runner then broke like to do the same. 2 rounds.
THANG 2
Merkin Jax
1:4 Ratio
1 Merkin – 4 Plank Jacks
2 Merkins – 8 Plank Jacks
We went to 5 Merkins and 20 Plank Jacks

THANG 3
Lunge Worm
Lunge Walk with each leg, then do an inch worm with two Merkins at the bottom before inching back up. When returning to standing position from the inch worm we repeated this for about 30 yards or so.

THANG 4
We pulled out a deck of cards that I thought I shuffled well but turns out I didn’t as it basically became a leg work out. With a few Merkins sprinkled in there.
Moseyed back to COT. Now time for Mary.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Bethel Men’s Shelter, Dam to Damn Bar, Sat. 1/25/25

COT: We shared our word for the year and prayers.

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