Bert

WARMUP: Brief tour of our 0.25mi loop
THE THANG:
50 burpees
400m run
100 merkins
400m rub
150 lunges
400m rub
200 squats
400m run
150 lunges
400m run
100 merkins
400m run
50 burpees

I believe all pax made it through at least half. Nobody got to the last burpees.

MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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Hot and humid

WARMUP: Easy does it. Windmills. Didn’t do any SSH

THE REAL WARMUP:
-10min Armor Building Complex (EMOM) with a partner (double kb’s)

THE THANG:
Mosey to the top of the hill and back.
Circuit, 3x through. 8-10 reps each:
-Chest Press, single arm
-Bent over row
-Waiter’s Carry
-Bicep Curls
-KB jump squats
-20 Pogo Hops (no weight)
-Swings
MARY: Breifly
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Yes
COT: Yes. 9/11 Prayer.

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Hive suck fest

WARMUP: quick mosey, side straddle hops, merkins, low slow squats, swings.
THE THANG:
Quick ABC practice. 5 rounds each arm with 5 swings in between.

11s:
Front rack squat & upright row

10 min 100 snatch test with a partner. Alternate as needed

DORA
Partner A: burpees
Partner B: farmer carry both bells up the hill to first speed bump.
Accumulate 100 burpees

MARY: yes
ANNOUNCEMENTS: stuff the bus
COT: yes

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Circle with sandbag run

WARMUP:

  1. Side Straddle Hop
  2. Moroccan night club
  3. Wind Mill
  4. Imperial walker
  5. Cherry picker

THE THANG:

  1. Circle of exercise with sandbag run
  1. Gorilla Rows
  2. Man Makers
  3. Goblet Squats
  4. Flutter Kicks with Press
  5. KB Snatch
  6. KB Goblet Cossack Squat
  7. KB Chest Press
  8. American Hammers
  9. Deadlift
  10. KB overhead squat
  11. Swings
  12. Kneeling KB Chop
  13. Run with sandbag
  1. Dora
  1. 100 Sit-ups with press
  2. 200 a round the world with curl
  3. 300 Halo with triceps curl

MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:

  1. Stuff the bus
  2. Bethel Men's Shelter
  3. BRR

COT:

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Hair Metal 🎸 and Iron Bells 🔔

It was a wet morning in the fort but the dry humerus chatter kept us warm. A quick warmup and we were off.

Thang: 50 reps of an exercise and then run across the parking lot and nur back. We did this 10 times. It was glorious.

Jwow

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Murph Monday — 22JUN2026

14 on the EASTSIDE got Murph all over them at The Badger of Fire…

QIC: YHC

Pax: @U090MEQJQBW , @U5DKASDQU , @U19FA0Q8Z , @U5DLC6D7X , @U01E9QD5QQK , @U05K5D10AG6 , @UN6PTD007 , @U0106CCEJ6L , @U08N6B7B3EF , @U01JUGK82TY , Eggo , @U014K6EAUFM , @U087NCUTMPT

The Thang: The Murph… cuz it’s Monday…

NMM: If sweat was dollar bills, @U014K6EAUFM could stop stripping. @U090MEQJQBW admitted that the only part he liked was the mile runs, but relented that doing a pull-up or pushup now and again probably wouldn't kill him or his T-Count. Strange how he looked straight at @U5DKASDQU when he said that, but hey… I’m not here to judge. We just about have @U05K5D10AG6 convinced to activate the FSD on his Tesla so he can nap on the way home from these things. @U08N6B7B3EF came back to the gloom with his terrible foot, and he was swinging (a kettlebell) like the Baxter King of Pineapples instead of running. I tried to get the name-o-rama done OYO, but I couldn't get anyone's age right. @U0106CCEJ6L wants me to get a job at Carowinds so he can come win giant stuffed animals due to my inability to guess ages or weights (which will be my trick for next week).

All in all, a fabulous morning. It's good to choose the harder way. It's usually the right answer.

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Better late than never

WARMUP: I was late so 11s by a great stand in
THE THANG: 3 sets 10 reps- goblet squats, floor to overhead press, reverse lunge, pull through, swings, deadlift, man climbers
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: bethel men’s shelter needs help, trash pickup
COT: graduations, deep dish grandmother passing.

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Dora the Sore-a

WARMUP: SSH Imperial Walker Hillbilly Walker Moroccan Nightclub Cherry Picker Hamstring Stetch Quad Stretch
THE THANG: Dora style: 100 swings 100 curls 100 merkins with a hill run, 150 bent over rows 150 kb squats 150 shoulder press with a hill run. Farmer carry laps.
MARY: rotating fashion
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Murph on Memorial Day
COT: Prayers and Praises

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Crows Nest was A Virgin

Warm-Up:
SSH – 20 IC
Imperial Walkers – 20 IC
Windmills – 10 IC
Moroccan NC – 10 IC
Strawberry Pickers – 10 IC
Quick mosey around parking lot
Cheese Shredder

Thang 1:
Set 4 corners ~ Stay together with the HIMs in your corner throughout the exercises and mosey between each corner. 2 Rounds

Cone 1 – 15 Burpees
Cone 2 – 15 Squats
Cone 3 – 15 Carolina Dry Docks
Cone 4 – 15 Jump Squats

Thang 2:
Four Light Poles ~ Mosey between light poles. 3 Rounds.

Light Pole 1 – 10 Merkins
Light Pole 2 – 20 LBCs
Light Pole 3 – 30 Lunges Total
Light Pole 4 – 40 Mountain Climbers Total

Thang 3:
Eleven’s
Mosey up and down.
At bottom: Diamond Merkins
At top: Big Boy Sit-Ups

Mary:
American Hammers – 15 IC

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Read your newsletter
COT: Prayers and Praises

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