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Loopers and bloopers

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WARMUP: SSH, IW, Merkins, DD Stretch
THE THANG: 4 slots of 2 gear exercises then a Big loop lap. Partner Pace merkins and squats for 50 yd mosey. 2 rounds
MARY: 7 min of round robin Mary.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: >, Bethel Men’s Shelter, Cannoli Run
COT: Yes. With Jesus.

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Sandbag Sack Race – Now With Bonus Card Gambling!

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It was supposed to be a straightforward sandbag game. It turned into a full-on comedy roast with heavy objects and bad ideas involving bear crawls. The sandbag passing was clunky as advertised, but the teamwork, mumblechatter, and nonstop laughter more than made up for it.
We got after it, we picked up the six, and we had a ridiculous amount of fun doing it. That’s F3 in a nutshell — leave no man behind, but make sure he’s suffering and smiling while he gets better.
Thanks for showing up and playing along, men. Great effort across the board.
Aye!
Pollo Hermano
SYITG
WARMUP: SSH, IW, Merkins

THE THANG: Sandbag Sack Race
Two teams lined up shoulder-to-shoulder like we were auditioning for the world’s sweatiest relay. One sandbag per team. The rule was simple on paper: pass that heavy bastard down the line and back, then the whole team sprints together to your home side, knocks out a pile of reps as a unit, and hauls ass back for round two.
No man left behind. Lots of grunting, questionable passing technique, and colorful suggestions about where the sandbag could go next. It was equal parts teamwork drill and comedy show. Clunky? A little. Effective smoke session? Hell yes.
After we’d had enough of playing hot potato with the sandbag, we moseyed back toward COT… for the
Card Game Beatdown – “Move & MOT”
We broke out four mystery cards in the small parking lot: two “Move” and two “MOT” (Mode of Transport). Each card had a 1 on top and a 2 on the bottom, hiding two exercises or two ways to crawl/run/crab your way across the islands.
PAX picked a number for MOT and a number for Move. Then it was:
• Knock out the exercise
• Traverse the parking lot island-to-island using the chosen mode of transport
• Repeat the exercise on the way back
Examples included merkins + bear crawls, burpees + lunges, squats + karaoke, and plenty of other combinations that made grown men question their life choices while giggling like idiots. Foul language flowed freely. Laughs were abundant. Someone definitely called the bear crawl “the worst decision since my last marriage.”
We capped it off with a victory lap around the lot, then headed back to COT.

MARY:
A solid bit of core work to finish (Flutter Kicks, Freddy Mercurys) while still trading jokes about the morning’s chaos.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: >
COT: si

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💰 Sandbag Extravaganza 💰

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WARMUP: SSH, Moroccan night clubs, arm circles, low slow squat, downward dog, hip openers
THE THANG: we had 40’s, 60’s and on 80#… shoulder the sandbags and go for a walk around the soccer field, stop halfway, circle up and go around the circle for over the shoulder toss until you go back to your bag, rinse and repeat… shoulder sandbags again and complete the loop around the soccer field to the main entrance. Around the clock over the shoulder toss x 2.
Go inside the field, partner up for bear crawl sandbag drag to other end, 2 pax per 1 bag, pick your poison style, reach the other side and toss the sandbag forward.
Line up facing the goal at arms length, we chose 4 sandbags for this, go on a plank and side pull to pax on left, once out of bags run to the end of the line “Indian run style” all the way to the other side of the field, go back to start point but now pull to the right, trying to work both arms and lats; rinse and repeat. Everyone was smocked by the end of this one.
Shoulder sandbags and take a lap around the drop off line.
MARY: 3 minutes of broga
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Manion, may16th ruck, bethelshelters
COT: stays in COT

🎄Tinsel🎄…. OUT

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All The Corners

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WARMUP: Mosey, SSH, Plank, Imperial Walkers, Hillbilly Walkers, Best Damn Stretch, and maybe 1-2 others I am forgetting

THE THANG:
First
4 corners – Corners were the corners of the HT parking lot

  • 20 Squats
  • 15 Big Boys
  • 20 Lunges
  • 15 Pike Plank Toe Touches

MOT: Run

5 rounds of that

Second
EMOM 10

  • Flying Squirrels
  • LBC
  • Seal Jacks
  • Good Morning

MARY: She was not answering today
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Read your newsletter
COT: Prayers, More Dad-vice, Praises, etc.

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Pirate Party

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WARMUP: Mosey around for some awesome smells – while enjoying the smells on the backside of teeter – butt kicks, high knees, karaoke * 2, and then SSH, low slow squat, and windmill. Mosey to front of teeter.
THE THANG: Start with 11s in the front parking lot – merkins and jump squats. Once completed, grab a rock (next to pilates place) and complete the following – 25 curls, 25 chest presses w/ flutters, 20 curls, 20 chest presses w/ flutters, 15 curls, 15 tricep extensions, 15 chest presses, 10 curls, 10 tricep ext., 10 chest presses, 5 squat thrusters, 5 curls, 5 tricep ext., 5 chest presses. Return rock and mosey to side of teeter for wall work. Hold seated position while the ends of the line bear crawl to the concrete, 2 merkins, and crawl bear back. Reset to seated position and do the same thing but broad jump, merkins, and broad jump back. Mosey to back of teeter – wind sprints in groups of 4. We completed these 3 times with a round of nur at the end. Mosey back to COT, hold plank until 6 am.
2 ruckers as well
MARY: no time
ANNOUNCEMENTS: newsletter
COT: prayers and praises around the horn

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Sandbag & Rucksack workout

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WARMUP:

  • 20 Side Straddle Hops
  • Down dog (stretch out the calves) to up dog
  • 20 Big Arms Circles 10 forward and 10 back

THE THANG:
Move with rucksacks and sandbags to the crosswalk by the baseball field. Traverse around the TCES campus and stop for the occasional beatdown per below.

  • 50 Sandbag overhead lunges [50 steps]
  • 50 4ct flutter kicks [sandbag or ruck pressed away from chest]
  • 20 sandbag front squats
  • 20 sandbag tosses
  • 50 Sandbag overhead lunges [50 steps]
  • 20 lateral sandbag pulls + mountain climber 4ct
  • 10 sandbag tosses over each shoulder [20 total tosses]
  • 20 sandbag Pushups
  • 20 sandbag thrusters

Head to COT

  • 5 sandbag man makers
  • Finish: 1 minute overhead sandbag hold

MARY: N/A
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Read your newsletters
COT: It is what it is… Prayers for travel, marriages and healing

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Lots of Lunges

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WARMUP: WINDMILL,STRAWBERRY PICKER,MOROCCAN NIGHT CLUB, SSH
THE THANG:Bag Toss, Over Head Press, Squats, High Pulls, Man Makers, Over Head Ruck around parking lot. 10 REPS EACH EXERCISE.
MARY: LBC'S,FREDDY MERCURY, BOX CUTTER
ANNOUNCEMENTS: BETHEL MENS SHELTER AND NEWSLETTER EVENTS
COT: ENDED WITH PRAY 🙏 FOR TRAVELING RESTORATION IN MARRIAGE AND RELATIONSHIPS

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Bi’s & Tri’s

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WARMUP: mosey around the parking lot and neighborhood headed towards sonic, stopping along the way for – SSH, low slow squat, merkins, cherry pickers, imperial walkers, hillbilly walkers, etc.
THE THANG: Using the bench at sonic and the opposite end of the parking lot we completed 25 dips, ran to other end and completed 25 LBCs. Then 20 dips, 20 LBCs, 15 and 15 and so forth until completion. After that we completed several exercises on the benches – step ups, inclined merkins, declined merkins, and more dips. Mosey back towards parking lot. Find a rock of your own choosing – 25 curls, 25 flutters w/ chest press, 20 and 20, 15 and 15, and so on until completion. After that we completed several rounds of overhead press, tricep extensions and additional curls. Run to end of HT for wall sits, several rounds with arm exercises. Mosey to COT.
MARY: N/A
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Read Newsletter
COT: Prayers and praises

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Loaded sink

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WARMUP: SSH, Imperial Walkers, Cherry pickers, hamstring stretch, runner stretch, merkins
THE THANG: Ruck march with some merkins and squats, partner work with sandbags: thrusters, bent over rows, tosses. Some manmakers/burpees were mixed in at the end.
MARY: Yes
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Take your chickens to poppins
COT: Prayers and praises

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