Headbangers ball

WARMUP:
20x IC SSH, 20x IC Moroccan Nightclub, 20x IC hillbilly walkers, 15x IC lss, 15x IC Cherry pickers, 15x IC mtn climbers. 10 count plank x3, 10 count hands to the sky, Honeymooner, down dog stretches
THE THANG: Mosey to curbs in front of school
7s w. Bearcrawl to incline merkin, crab walk to dip

Mosey to blacktop track for Dora, with laps between sets
50 burpees
100 side to side squats
150 lbcs

Mosey to small COT lot for AROD, with laps between sets
100 Superman’s
75 calf raises
50 cdds
MARY: box cutters, hello dollies, flutters
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Jaegar 3/11, jump program for fngs
COT: prayers for a buddy’s new born with WHS, prayers for cornerstones and cubbies wives, praise for our lives and families and the things we do have

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Love Jams Session Head to Toe Tabata

WARMUP:
10x SSH
10x Moroccan Nightclub
10x big arm circles
10x hillbilly walkers
10x lss
10x windmills
10x mtn climbers
10 count alternating plank, elbows to regular around the circle
Honeymooner, down dog stretches
light mosey around front lot with butt kickers, toy soldiers, high knees
THE THANG: Head to toes Tabata – 8 cycles, 6x sets ea. 20 secs on, 15 secs rest. 1 min recovery run
1. cdd
2. Dips
3. Merkins
4. Lbc
5. Superman’s
6. Monkey humpers
7. Side to side Squats
8. Calf raises
MARY: no time
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Jaegar csaup March 11, read your newsletter
COT: prayers for M’s job search

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K.I.S.S. Ladder? Pyramid?

WARMUP:
Moseyed behind Harris Teeter and stopped for warmup…

20 – Side Straddle Hops
10 – Windmill
10 – Moroccan Night Club
10 – Cherry Pickers
10 – 8 Count Burpees

Moseyed over to the church parking lot…

THE THANG:

Ladder/Pyramid Style Workout
Complete each exercise, run a lap, add and exercise run a lap through all exercises and back down

10 Diamond Merkins
15 BBS
20 Merkins
25 LBC
30 Squats
35 SSH

Total rep count:
110 Diamond Merkins
135 BBS
140 Merkins
125 LBC
90 Squat
35 SSH
If you competed the full pyramid.

Moseyed back to COT

MARY:
20 – 4-count Flutters
10 – Boat/Canoe
10 – Protractor

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

Traveling Site Q starts next week
Name and location change of Snackpit
AKA
Check your newsletter

COT:

Show to know

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The stairs of Grout

WARMUP:
– yes!
THE THANG:
– Grout’s stairs of pain (contact Grout for details)
MARY:
– Jack Webb (Merkins + OH claps): 10-40
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
– read your newsletter
COT:
– was held

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climbing the mountain in 2023

WARMUP:
– SSH / WM / IW / CP…short mosey
THE THANG:
– set of exercises with 1 lap around the basketball course after each set. Reps per set: 20+23, Sets: 1: Burpees+squats / 2: shoulder tap+SSH / 3: merkins+big boys / 4: j-lo+dips / 5: carolina honey+a-hammer / 6: russian kicks+superman
– Airborne hip exercise inbetween and rinse and repeat. Got thru it almost twice.
MARY:
– mosey back to COT for on-time finish
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
– read your newsletter
COT:
– was held

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Glorious Gloom at the GC

WARMUP: Mosey behind Red Bowl to stink central for a COP: SquatS, IWs, Mtn. Climbers, LBCs, SSHs. All IC and interrupted by a burpee ladder, 5 down to 1.
THE THANG: head to the hill behind Express Oil change. Count adds to 10, started with 1 Big Boyat the bottom & 9 Bombjacks at the top. Omaha after 5 rounds as traffic was getting heavy. Head behind the Oil Change garage for a partner Dora. Derkins, Dips & Step ups. Finish up with a crowd pleaser, “Tote The Rock”. 1 pax runs around O’Reilly’s carrying a Cindy while Pax do the exercise listed on the sheet. Round 1 was Kraken Burpees and it went downhill from there.

MARY: No time
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Another Blood Drive (god bless @3D, he’s a marketing genius), D2D fundraiser
COT:Prayers for various family members.

I’m off and amazed how nervous and sleepless I am the night before a Q. Must be because it’s an important role to play. We all wanna do a good job for the Pax that show up. Always an honor to lead.
“The” Shortest of All Sales.

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A gear WO broke out @ The Stockade

WARMUP: Arrived early and set-up the Harris Teeter parking lot as a battleground to deliver pain. Gave the disclaimer and we moseyed from COT to the battleground where I had 5 stations set-up. We moseyed to 4of the stations and completed SSH/IC/x20 and then made sure the PAX understood each exercise to be performed at that station. Last mosey was to the 5th station, where exercises were explained, enough talk, time to get to work!
THE THANG: Broke the PAX into 4 groups. Groups were dispersed to each of the 4 perimeter stations. At each of the 4 perimeter stations there were 4 exercises. Each PAX had to complete the reps for all 4 exercises before their group could mosey to the 5th station located somewhat in the middle of the 4 perimeter stations. The 5th station was a list of ab exercises. Here’s the flow: Group 1 performs the workout at Station #1, once completed the group goes to the middle Ab Station and completes the reps for the 1st exercise listed. Once the group finishes the ab exercise they travel to Station #2. Once the exercises are completed by all PAX at Station #2 the group travels back to the middle Ab Station and completes the reps for the 2nd exercise listed. So forth and so on, you get the idea.
All perimeter stations were set-up utilizing the grocery cart storage areas in the parking lot.

Station #1
10 – Pullups ( use grocery cart storage equipment, there is a place to modify to inverted rows as well )
20 – Overhead Presses w/ Cindy
20 – KB swings with 45lb. KB
30 – Unilateral Waves w/ Heavy Rope ( just count how many times you throw an arm up for reps )

Station #2
10 – Chin-ups
20 – 10ea arm – bent over rows with 45lb DB
20 – Lat Pulls w/Cindy
20 – Curls w/ Cindy

Station #3
10 – Switch Grip Pull-ups
10 – Overhead Sandbag Toss w/ 45lb sandbag
20 – CDDs with feet on the rail of the grocery cart storage equipment
20 – Tricep Extensions w/Cindy

Station #4
10 – Switch Grip Pull-ups
20 – Bent over rows w/Cindy
10 – Slam Ball throws w/ 30lb slam ball
10 – Man Makers w/Cindy

Station #5 ( Abs )
100 – LBCs
90 – Flutters ( single count )
80 – Freddy Mercury’s ( single count )
70 – American Hammers ( single count )
60 – Mountain Climbers ( single count )
50 – Reverse Crunches
40 – Big Boys
30 – Straight Lower Leg Lifts
20 – V-Sits
1 minute Plank
The group who tolerated my presence almost made 2 complete trips around the battleground, so it’s safe to say PAX completed 6-8 perimeter stations and made 5-7 trips to the Ab station. Great work fellas!!!

MARY: No time left for Mary
ANNOUNCEMENTS: D2DB10K, D2D, Rooster, upcoming CSAUPs, Bethel Men’s shelter
COT: Prayers were lifted up! God bless!

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Four Corners of Fun at Golden Corral

WARMUP: 4 Plank Jacks/Merkins/Shoulder Taps/Supermans. Repeat with 8 count. Repeat with 16 count. Repeat with 32 count.
THE THANG: Four corners with four exercises (20 count each) at each corner. After exercises completed at the corner, run one full lap + 1/4 to get to the next station. Exercises grouped as “Upper”, “Lower”, “Abs”, “All”. Once completed all corners we did the warmup all over again.
MARY: Nope
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Dam to Damn Bar
COT: Grassy’s son

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All of them

PAX we’re disclaimed and the five core principles were voiced.

WARMUP: Mosey to Grace Presby – Various exercises with burpees mixed in for fun.

THE THANG: Partner DORA behind Harris Teeter so PAX could experience the “Golden Corral fresh air” 100-200-300: Burpees, Squats & Flutter Kicks. Mosey off campus to office park and former Gold Hill Y property.

1-17-23 at each stop sign/corner – time for 3 rounds:
Stop 1 – 1 kraken burpee, 17 hand release merkins & 23 big boy sit ups

Stop 2 – 1 kraken burpee, 17 wide arm merkins, 23 sumo squats

Stop 3 – 1 kraken burpee, 17 diamond merkins, 23 flutter kicks

Mosey to gold hill Y driveway for 5 more burpees OYO then a jog to COT.

MARY: no time for it
ANNOUNCEMENTS: were announced
COT: YHTBT

Thanks to Slow Jams for the opportunity. It’s always an honor to lead.

Gratefully,
Cyclops 👁

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Long Drive

WARMUP: The warmup was a slow mousey around the parking area….we did Windmills, Hillbilly Walkers, Imperial Walkers and Morrocan Nighclubs.
THE THANG: We did 8 exercises 5 SQUATS,10 LUNGES,15 MERKIN W/PLANKJACKS,20 BIG BOYS, 25. SHOULDER TAPS, 30 AMERICAN HAMMERS, 35 MTN CLIMBERS AND 40 SSH
We did the first exercise the count was 5 then ran a lap around the parking lot, then repeat the exercise before and continue down the list in increments of 5 until you completed the list and rinse and repeat. Thank you to Slapshot for giving me the opportunity to lead and for giving great directions to the AO in the best hype video out there.
MARY: no Mary
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Dam to Dam Bar 10k
COT: We prayed for safe travels and family

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