Recon our Region – Spitz’s Army

Disclaimer: YHC did not come up with this idea. Spitz has led the charge on this for the last 2 years and deserves full credit hence the name.

As many of you know, F3 the Fort has seen tremendous growth over the past 3.5 years. In 2016 alone, we have welcomed 180 FNGs, expanded our numbers to ~700 PAX and added several AOs.

What has been consistent and a hallmark of F3 the Fort has been several key characteristics:

  1. Living the mission and core principles of F3
  2. A commitment to accountability and brotherhood amongst the PAX
  3. A strong desire to give back to the community where we serve
  4. A constant helping hand to members of the PAX who are struggling or in need

With all of this growth, the one thing that has been stretched is who you post regularly with. Even if you post 5+ times a week (CSPAN, Dark Helmet, etc.) you just don’t get to see all of the guys. This is particularly true of those PAX who started and built F3 the Fort back in 2012. In addition, the Fort boasts a tremendous amount of #HIMs throughout the region. These PAX continue to inspire me and quite frankly have some really tough workouts too! This is an opportunity to connect with these men and I guarantee all 3 Fs across the region.

So I asked myself, “what’s the best way to fix this? How about a challenge to all members of F3 the Fort? The Fort loves challenges!” My good friend Spitz had the idea to post at all of the workouts in our region and away we went.

So here is the challenge:

Your goal, should you choose to accept it, is to post at all 45 over the summer. YHC will create a list of those who HC and document the process each week. Here is the link for tracking your attendance:  Spitz Army Tracking

Except thats not all! Any man can do that! A real Fort Pax would also post at all of the 3rd F sites this summer too. So add (5) more AOs to the list for an even 50!

One of the lessons learned at the Fort is there is strength in numbers. HC to join Spitz’s Army via Twitter or the F3 Nation website. I look forward to seeing you in the Gloom!

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Memorial Day Murph at The Fort

Step 1: Finish your regular Monday Post
Step 2: Show up at The Coop (Nation Ford High School, Ft. Mill) and do The Murph.
Step 3: Remember that Memorial Day isn’t just cookouts and pool time…

The Thang:
We began with a warm-up led by each of the Veterans who were in attendance (CSPAN, Blackhawk, Howitzer, and Apache – my apologies if I missed anyone, but that’s all I could remember). There were a number of Seal Jacks, SSHs, Imperial Walkers, and some Bro-ga…

We then brought it in to be reminded of why were really there. The workout is good, but Freedom isn’t free, and we were there to honor men and women who gave their lives for our freedom. So, after a lesson from CSPAN on how to count to 4, we moseyed to the track to begin.

47 Pax completed the following for time (some with 20lb weight vests, and some with our built in weight vests who competed in the “modified” category):
1 Mile Run
100 Pull Ups
200 Merkins
300 Squats
Another 1 Mile Run

And there you have it… Workout complete. Then we circled up and each man present read the name (either one that they brought or one that CSPAN provided) of a fallen serviceman/woman so we could memorialize them.

NMM:
It’s always humbling to do The Murph for me. Not just because it is very physically demanding and I get to see how many times guys like Mary Lou can lap me on a mile track, but also because I am reminded of the men and women that gave all so that regular folks like me can live free. It is a gift that is unmatchable, unrepayable, and undeserved, and for it, I am grateful.

I can’t speak for everyone’s faith tradition, but in my personal belief system, Jesus Christ gave His life willingly to pay for my sins, my stupidity, and my weakness that I may live again in the presence of my Heavenly Father with my wife and family for eternity. Through His sacrifice, He has made me free from the tyranny of the Devil, free from pain, from death, and from Hell. He did something for me (and all of us) that we could not do for ourselves. It is my feeling that in keeping with that pattern, anyone who performs a service for another that they could not perform for themselves is acting in a Christlike way. The fallen soldiers that we honored today (and the many, many more that went unnamed this morning) did much that same thing. They willingly gave their lives and sacrificed that I may live on Earth in this country with my wife and family. They have provided me freedom from the tyranny of evil men, and they have done for me things that I could not do for myself. Reading their names after a workout is small in comparison, but I like to think that they are looking down and that maybe they appreciate the fact that we are trying, in our feeble ways, to honor them. To acknowledge that we rise and sleep in a country that their sacrifice made possible…

Helmet, out…

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Pre-Blast for Memorial Day MURPH “FunHouse FunRun”

If you don’t know by now, The Fort will be conducting the Annual Memorial Day Murph at NAFO high school (The Coop and Varsity AO).  This is a great opportunity to work out with The PAX to honor our service men and women. Post to your regular AO, then head over to NAFO for the double-down.  In addition to the workout, there will be awards handed out to those who perform at the top of the group.

However, there is one award that perked my ears, the Funhouse Pull Up award.  I assumed this award was for the PAX who increased their pull up count exponentially from the last go around (go search the last Fitness Test).  This was not the case.  ‘Casa de diversion’ (modified pull-up version aka the FUNHOUSE award)…..  “Don’t fall short, if you cannot or do not have a vest at least strive to perform your pull-ups without variation or as we stated above – try not to perform a #Funhouse so start working on those pull-ups today – you have time!”  So yes, YHC likes to modify.  Especially a freaking pull up. So why not “modify” the MURPH with a typical “FunHouse FunRun”?  Call it a triple-down.

So if you’re not afraid of modifying (CSPAN I see your “burpees” so I KNOW you love to modify) join me for this THANG:

Memorial Day – Monday, May 30th 0430

Start (Leg #1): 0430 at Trailhead Park in Tega Cay for a run to Flight Plan (Baxter Startbucks) ~ 4.2 miles

Leg #2: Flight Plan 0515 (YHC the Q) – I will find a suitable 4.5 mile loop that will get everyone ready to go do the MURPH- Total so far ~ 8.7 miles

Leg #3: Run to NAFO 0600 – There will be little time for COT at Flight Plan for those on the #FunRun, so I may hand this off to someone staying behind.  We must get on our horses and head out to make the 5.5 miles to NAFO in 50 minutes before the MURPH starts. The route is down 160 and take a left on 21 and then a right on 460 to NAFO. – Total so far ~ 14.2 miles

Leg #4: The MURPH – 1 mile run, 100 pull ups, 200 push ups, 300 squats and a final 1 mile run. Ugh. So final total mileage ~ 16.2 miles

So join YHC to “modify” your typical day.

 

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No, really… As many as you can…

  • QIC: Dark Helmet
  • When: 05/19/16
  • Pax: Spiderman, Chaser, Lil' E, Twister, Senator Tressel, Jiffy, Mainframe, Witch Hunt, What Did, Cerrano, Hauschka, Geronimo, Barry Manilow, Pinup, Maximus, Dark Helmet (QIC)
  • Posted In: The Ranch

Rain… Some guys really hate posting in it. I get it, it’s wet, cold, stuff starts sticking to you and riding up in places you’d rather it not ride… But for me, that’s part of what taking the Red Pill is all about. When you are in the dark, dripping with a mixture of sweat, mud, tiny bits of gravel from the parking lot, and whatever is falling from the sky… that’s Gloom…
Moments in those conditions are real bonding moments. The personal and collective suffering is amped up a little, and it makes a man push a little harder, try a little more, encourage his fellow man to do a little more… That said, whereas the rain usually causes a fair amount of Pax fartsacking, 16 of us told Cantore that he wasn’t the boss of us. So we disclaimed in the usual fashion, and off we went…

Warm up:
Mosey around the lot:
– Knees to chest
– Frankensteins
– Side shuffles (don’t make fun of my arm swings)
Mosey to front of Middle School and circle (rectangle?) up:
– 15 windmills
– 15 Imperial Walkers
– 25 SSH
– 10 Perfect Merkins

The Rest of The Thang:
This will be an AMRAP workout : Go as many as/as long as you can to failure, then run laps (last guy should only run one lap – rest plank for him)
From the front of the Middle School:
1. Balls to the wall
2. Dips on the bench
Mosey to back of school (grab a block and a partner – size will matter):
1. Curls (two arms)
2. Overhead Press (two arms)
3. Partner Leg Press (you had to be there, but one Pax gets on 6 with legs up in press position,
partner takes block and leans forward onto first partners feet. First partner presses to
failure…)
4. Bent Over Row (two arms)
5. Partner Squats

This was fun. At least for me. You could focus on form and just pushing yourself versus trying to hit some stupid number of reps. We worked to failure, whenever that came. And we discussed a little about what failure is. You can choose to see failure as a place to quit, or you can see it as a new benchmark to beat next time you face a similar challenge. My daughters (especially Oldest) sometimes get very concerned over missing questions on tests or things like that. I like to remind them that a test is merely a snapshot of the amount of information that you could recall at a specific time under a given set of circumstances. It’s not complete failure to miss a question. Heck, it’s not complete failure to miss all the questions! It may be for that test, yes, but it is not failure for you as a person, as a Daughter of God, as my daughter, or anything like that. It’s a new benchmark for you to crush the next time you face a similar challenge. I don’t know about you, but I used to be terrible about that kind of thing. Small failure? Ditch the whole project. Miss the goal? Scrap the program. Not as often any more, though.
Now, we sometimes need to abandon things when we know there isn’t a reasonable chance of success given the effort that would be required to accomplish it (diminishing returns/risk and reward and all that), but I believe that if we can hold failure as a benchmark rather than a life sentence, then we have a better chance to succeed when it counts.

That is all…

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WhatDid the Ranch Do?

  • QIC: WhatDid
  • When: 4/14/16
  • Pax: Mission Impossible, Cross Check, Duke Nukem, Mainframe, ChickenHawk, Bear Grills, Cerano, Sasquatch, DarkHelmet, Senator Tressel (Respect), Trucker, Peabody, Spiderman, Whopner, Smokey, Houska, Barry Manalo
  • Posted In: The Ranch

18 Pax at The Ranch for another WhatDid Q. I don’t have many under my belt, but each one gives me another opportunity to be a better leader and for that, thank you Spider Man and the fellow Pax for playing along.

After giving an abbreviated and unrehearsed warning and disclaimer as no FNG’s were present, I got us underway with an immediate set of 5 burpees.
Then we moseyed to soccer field for a little warm up. Lining up at the base of the soccer field we:
Knee stretch down to the other side of field
Karaoked back and forth down the field
Toy Solders down the field
20 SSH IC
20 Windmills IC
Then we mosey down to the driveway where we lined up for sprints down the driveway stopping at the speed bumps and rotating 10 Burpees and 20 LBC at each speedbump.
Once finished we moseyed over to the parking lot to hit the cones of pain. We hit four cones 3X and here’s what was in store.
Cone 1:
Wide arm merkins – 20
Right Arm dry docks – 10
Dips – 20
Cone 2:
Diamond push ups – 20
Left arm dry docks – 20
Merkins – 20
Cone 3:
Carolina dry docks – 20
Shoulder taps – 20
Ranger Merkins – 10
Cone 4:
Merkins – 20
Bomb Jacks – 20
Diver bombers – 10
Once done, and at the call of the pax, we sprinted to the playground and paired up and did:
10 Pull Ups & 20 Squats
20 Swing Knee tucks & 20 Squats
Then we headed over to the school wall for:
Wall Chair Squats
Balls to the walls w/ 5 shoulder pushups
Wall Chair Squats and rotated leg lifts
Balls to the walls w/ 5 shoulder pushups
Then back over to the soccer field to wrap it up by lunging down the field halfway then sprinting the remaining. Then, with the help of Whoppner, we did some abs;
20 Freddies
20 LBC
20 Hello Dollys
20 flutter kicks

Moleskin
 The QIC showed up late for the pre-run and met 3 other pax running back from their 3 miler. Impressive, always impressive!
 As usual, plenty of mumbler chatter from the usual…Dark Helmet, SiteQ. Keeps us rolling!

Prayers/Praises/Announcements
 Keep SpiderMan’s brother-in law in your thoughts has he’s dealing with demons in his head and keep spiderman’s wife and family in your thoughts as they deal with it together.
 Smokey’s daughter is dealing with digestive issues and we pray that they continue to get the support required from doctors.
 Happy Birthday to Cerrano’s wife. The big 4 0 !!
 Come back out to the ranch next week, Sasquatch will be Q and he says it will be moderate. I think that means it will be moderate for him and painful for us.
 Saturday get out to Lake Wyllie AO for a Dark Helment Q.
 4/30 there is a Horse Barn service project from 9-12
 Fast 5 K – Go get into it!

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LAKE WYLIE LAUNCHES “THE DEEP”: A Pre-blast…

Highly anticipated… and I anticipate your attendance to make it a launch of epic proportions… SO HC NOW. We will be looking for your support over the coming weeks as we launch this newest Region of F3. That support will come in the form of your willingness to Q, in your attendance at workouts, in your talking it up in COTs, and in EHing those guys that you KNOW desperately need the multitude of goodness that comes from F3. Someone gave it to you… Now it’s your turn… Call that buddy that lives in Lake Wylie or in Steele Creek area that you haven’t talked to in a while. Tell him your story. Then drag his a$$ to the AO for a glorious beatdown…

Where: Oak Ridge Middle School in Lake Wylie (5657 Oakridge Rd, Clover, SC 29710)
When: 0700 – 0800 on April 9th, and every Saturday thereafter until we either die or the Earth passes away…
Who: All Pax of F3 Nation that are up for it… (But particularly those in Lake Wylie and Steele Creek and surrounding areas)
What: Horribles. Lots of them.
Why: Oh… You know why…

Weinke sneek peak…
Let’s see… what should I tell you??? Let’s just say that there will be lots of speed work… Bear crawls… Oh, and a new exercise, called THE KRAKEN. You won’t want to miss that…

BE THERE.
Helmet, out.

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Drop it like its Squat, Drop it like its Squat

  • QIC: Longshanks
  • When: 03/31/2016
  • Pax: Mission Impossible, Stang, Trucker, Shelby, Smuggler, Cross Check, Longshanks (QIC)
  • Posted In: The Ranch

Nice spring morning to post and get better. 7 PAX showed up and the Ranch and were treated to a nice surprise by YHC.  Disclaimer was given and off we went.

The Thang

Warmup lap around the parking lot with butt kicks, high knees, karoake, knee pulls and reverse foot pulls.  Circle up for COP – 25 SSH, 15 IW, 15 Windmills, 10 Slow Merkins, 10 Peter Parkers, 10 Mountain Climbers, and 10 Parker Peters (All IC).

Mosey over to where the cones had already been set up in a diamond ladder.  2 sides of the diamond.  Always start with 10 squats. Then move to first cone on the side and do 10 of that exercise (plank jacks on side A Seal jacks on side B), then back to the start and do 10 squats.  Go to first cone again and do 10 of that exercise and then move to second cone and do 10 of that exercise (Flutter kicks on Side A, LBC’s on side B).  Back to the start for 10 squats,  Then 10 at cone 1, 10 at cone 2, 10 at cone 3 (Merkins on side A, Bombjacks on Side B).  Back to the start with 10 squats. then go back through the cones on that side and finish that side with 10 big boy situps.  Once done with that side return to the start and flip sides starting with 10 squats.  We did the math and each round consisted of 80 squats, 40 plank jacks, 40 seal jacks, 30 flutter kicks, 30 LBC’s, 20 Merkins, 20 Bombjacks, and 20 Big Boy situps.  All PAX completed 3 rounds.

with 5 minutes left we did 10 burpees OYO and circled up for dealers choice Mary of Boats and Canoes,Superman, Freddy Mercury, and a few others.

Run back for COT and BOM

Announcements – lots of runs/races coming up so read your weekly email. Lake Wylie pre-con this saturday, full launch April 9th.

Prayers – Safe Travels for all PAX out of town during Spring Break.  Pray for our nation

Moleskin

  1.  Not gonna lie, Q’ing 3 straight days is sometimes a little tough on your body, especially when you had one the night before and not a lot of time to let the body recover.  Upper body was pretty beat up from OCR training so not a lot of upper body on the list today.
  2. Still have 2 more Q’s this week.  Tomorrow at The Hive and Saturday at The Reservation in Indian Land.  Hope to have something left in the tank and hope to see some of you out there.
  3. I secretly love writing BackBlasts.  Best part of Q’ing!!  Said no one ever!!!
  4. Need to remember to start videotaping the Namearama again.  Keep forgetting who showed up.
  5. Last week Santini asked me how my 2016 Word of Sacrifice was going.  And i let him know some things that had happened so far where I had opportunities to sacrifice something or some sacrificed something for me.  We are 1/3 of the way through 2016 so it got me wondering – how are you doing with your 2016 word? Are you living it daily?  If not, why not?  If so, what helps you live it out daily?  Would love to hear some answers in the comments below of at your next post during COT.  
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Wheels spinning at the Ranch

  • QIC: Chicken Hawk
  • When: 04/24/2016
  • Pax: Duke Nucomb, Spider-Man, Bassomatic, Serrano, Haushka, Shelby, What Did, Spitz, Lug Nut, Main Frame, Whopner, Cheddar, Smokey
  • Posted In: The Ranch

15 men enjoyed the first day of rebounded temperatures for a stroll around the ranch.  Thank you to Spitz for his co-Q support unbeknownst to his participation.  At certain points through his mumble chatter he suggested Burpees, a set of 100 and it was worked into the pain.

The message:

This month’s theme is leadership.  Today we talked about the leadership traits and role models that influence our leadership style.  Pointing back to Jesus the challenge was put on the table to pick one trait of Jesus and work to align our leadership styke too (Discipline, vulnerability, sacrifice, Grace, mercy, …)

The THANG

COP with 5 Burpees after each exercise

20 SSH

20 Imperial Walkers

20 Mountain Climbers

10 Windmills

Mosey to the Hill for Bear Crawl Wheel

  • round 1.- bear crawl up and backwards down with 15 squats at the top and bottoms of the hill
  • round 2 – bear crawl sideways up the hill and forward down the hill with 10 squats at the top and bittom
  • Round 3 – bear crawl up the hill backwards and forward down the hill

Mosey to the wall with crab walk and plank walk cure Indian run

Wall – Wall sit wheel, duck walk included some wall sit time with 10 counts followed by wall sit walk and duck walks through the rotation
Moser to Parking lot For Merkins wheel (15) and sprint wheel.  Included 4 rounds of incline, decline, left arm high them right arm high Merkins with sprints between each round.  Icing on the cake motivated by Spitz was the burpee broad jump and lunge walk back.
Mosey to Play ground – Ab wheel w/ lunge walk (2 man teams)
Leg lifts on bars (100)
Swing crunch (audible- 2 rounds)

mosey to picnic tables for 25 dips, 15 derkins and 10 step ups on each leg.

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Last chance to order a FORT Region shirt (new colors)

We will be doing a redesign of the FORT logo later this year, so this is your last chance to order the current FORT design before then. Think of it as a way to say you are a FORT region original before all the newbies arrive. For all of you wondering if we would ever have another option other than gray, you are in luck. MudGear just released red and royal blue!

The MudGear obstacle race jersey fits close to the skin without compression (tapered cut). Its highly breathable, wicks sweat, and has excellent drainage capability. This is the style all regions wear across this great nation of ours. Don’t you want to be a great American? Aren’t you proud of the hours of pain and gallons of sweat you lose with your F3 brothers? Why wouldn’t you get this shirt? Also available in badass black (standard F3 Nation uniform color for our workout ninjas). Is it visible to oncoming traffic at 0515? Nah. Does it need to be? Meh. Will you blend in with your surroundings? Probably. Will you look good wearing it? Heck yes!

Price: $33 (MudGear red, blue, black)

Also available is the black Sport-Tek Adult Competitor Tee. This one is lightweight, moisture-wicking, and breathable. It has a looser fit. This is the more cost-effective version. Not as durable, but just as sweet. Ladies cannot resist a man in black. Heck, there was even a movie (or 3) about men in black. Don’t you want to impress the ladies? Why wouldn’t you want to rock out a bad mama jama black F3 shirt? Show the CrossFitters what a real shirt looks like on a real #HIM! I hear it actually makes you do better merkins.

Price: $24 (Sport-Tek black)

The grey on black looks pretty sweet. Last day to order is 4/3/16. To save you shipping charges, I’ll deliver them to you when they arrive in late April. Get them before they are gone! Don’t look back on this and say, “I wish I would have gotten the shirt.” Just click below and order it now. Operators are standing by. Do it!

F3 The Fort Shirts Pre-Order

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Its Your Lucky Day

  • QIC: Decibel
  • When: 03/17/2016
  • Pax: Peabody, What Did, Chicken Hawk, Mission Impossible, Cheddah, Cross Check, Shelby, Smokey, Change Order, Main Frame, Haushka, Free Bird
  • Posted In: The Ranch

Lucky 13 converged on the Ranch for some good ol’ Irish fun.

The Thang

Mosey to Field for warm up: High Knees, Butt Kickers, Toy Soldiers, Keroake

Mosey behind school for: Windmill, Cherry Pickers, Merkin Mania (5 reg hold, 5 WA hold, 5 diamond hold, 5 staggered hold and 5 staggered the other way and hold)

Partner up: Pull-ups, run, Dips, run, swing Abs, run (alternate between partners), rinse and repeat, rinse and repeat. LBC until all are done.

Mosey to field for the 4 leaf burpee clover: Start in the middle run to the 1st post 4 burpees, middle 4 bomb jacks,2ndd post 8 burpees, back to middle 8 bomb jacks, 12 at 3rd and 16 at fourth.

Mosey to parking lot: LBC x16, Freddy Mercury x16, X and O x10, boat Canoe, 17 burpees OYO, 10 LBC.

Thank you for the opportunity

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