a long ways from varsity

a few PAX arrived early to get some extra credit before 0515 start. It was a chilly morning with icy spots around campus this morning.

Dam2DamnBar is tomorrow so this workout was designed to get PAX primed and ready to run fast times at the race.

WARMUP:
dynamic – including high knees, toy soldiers, butt kickers, walking lunges

circled up for (IC) WMs, arm circles, OH claps

continued the dynamic warmup with karaoke variations on the way to the pullup bars.

3 rounds of Cindy (5pullups, 10merkins, 15 squats) to finish off the warmup

THE THANG:
Mosey towards backside of Sugar Creek Elementary and get on FarmHouse Dr out towards the big abandoned skyscraper and then back.

every 1/4 mile stop and plank for 6. Once 6 was in perform IC exercise (mostly merkins but sometimes squats when too many cars passing by) and then perform a different stretch/broga type movement

total of about 2.5 miles of running

MARY: about 1.5 minutes worth of Low slow squats to get us to 0600.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
PAX continue their acceleration and making good progress on weight loss goals

COT:
prayers for D2DB runners and volunteers this weekend

Bodywash- I remember running with you at Clydesdales before I knew what to think of F3. You were the first to schedule me for a Q and really helped me get comfortable in this group. STL got my VQ but Varsity was my first bootcamp Q – Appreciate you and the awesome job you have done managing the site.

-Badlands

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ENTRE NOUS

WARMUP:
Walk to the NAFO football field/track.

THE THANG:
Sawdust and I found a spot on the track near the entrance from the road for the 1st half of the workout which was Broga. We started with some whole body stretching and then worked through all of the basic poses I learned from F3 yoga master, Sasquatch. We took a couple fellowship-paced laps around the field and then finished off with SSH’s, windmills, and some upper body and core strength training.

COT: Prayers for ST’s son’s girlfriend’s’ father who died suddenly on Tuesday.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Dam2Dam. Read your newsletter.

NAKED MAN MOLESKIN
As 5:13 rolled around and I saw no cars, I thought, well, after 10 years and numerous Q’s, I’m finally getting stood up – hahahaha. I was OK with it because I had never led Broga before and thought it would be good to practice alone. Anyway, I saw some headlights approach, and then it was Whoo Hoo! – my streak is still alive!
I’ve only seen Sawdust at a handful of workouts (most recently at Wed’s Ring of Fire here) so we took this opportunity to get to know each other better. It was a morning well spent working on my yoga and making a new friend. Entre Nous is another Rush reference (RIP Neil Peart).

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Push Through

WARMUP: Mossy up to the front parking lot and started warm up. 7 and 10 count for Marracan Night Club, produce pickers, windmills, mountain climbers, stretching and mossy to the round about.
THE THANG: Started at the round about, aka Island work, and side shuffle bear crawl style. Stopped halfway for 10 monkey humpers and back to shuffle crawling. Ended with 10 more monkey humpers and on to tge next parking lot. DORA work: 100 Big Boys, 200 Squats and 300 Seal Jacks.
Message about pushing through the muck and not letting the small errors get to is. Remember we can reach out if we need that help.
Ran behind the school and up to do some wall work. Wall sits and went down the line running out 10 yards for 3 burpees. Then, balls to the wall and went down the line running 5 yards out and 3 burpees.
Finished at COT with Bodywash leading us in some cooling down Broga!
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Newsletter, blood drive, men’s shelter, D2D and D2D bar.
COT: Prayers for patience, guidance, health and healing. Praising for how awesome God is and how was on display on Monday night and 2.0 leadership.

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Oh no, not the Burpee Hill from Hell!?!?!

WARMUP: Disclaimer was disclaimed and then we moseyed down to elementary school parking lot for SSHs, planks, imperial walkers, and windmills…not necessarily in that order!
THE THANG: Relocate to the bottom of the hill leading back to NAFO for “The Beast”…6 times up the hill, stopping at 6 stations along the way, to complete 6 reps at each station….ALL BURPEES…6x6x6=216.
MARY: King-led Mary at the bottom of the hill awaiting the 6 to complete 10 reps of the prescribed medicine.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: We mentioned stuff, mainly from the newsletter
COT: what said in COT, stays in COT!

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We’re Not in Kansas Anymore Toto

WARMUP: Mosey to the pull-up bars to seek shelter from the wind. Followed up with some SSH, Moroccan NC, Imperial Walkers, Hillbilly Walkers.
THE THANG: EMOM with 30 second breaks in between. Order was Pull-ups, Squats with Block, Curls, Overhead Presses, LBC, Merkins, Flutters, Chest Press, Man Makers, Knees to Chest, Low Plank, KB Swings, SSH and Thrusters. Start over again.
MARY: Ran out of time
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Christmas Eve Convergence. Bundle up! It’s gonna be cold! Blood a drive is coming up.
COT: What happens in COT stays in COT.

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The Beaver and Eleanor Tea Party

Boston Tea Party inspired workout for Varsity.
Started with a mosey run to parking spot “17” and did:
SH (15x I/C)
Windmills (8x I/C)
Imperial walkers (10x I/C)
Moroccan N/C (10x I/C)
Run to parking spot “73” and did:
Low slow squat (10x I/C)
Big arm circles fwd/bkwd
Peter Parkers
Plank stretches

Run to the pull up bars and deliver the Boston Tea Party story (see end of BB).
342 crates of tea tossed overboard, therefore we did:
3 pullups then remain on the bar and do 4 toes2bar, still hang and do another 2 pullups
Plank rest for the six
Repeat the 3-4-2
Plank rest for the six
Repeat the 3-4-2

Grab a cindy and go to the street. Pax circle up and do exercise called out with the cindy while a pax runs down to the stop sign with the slam ball and then TOSSES THE TEA (slam ball).
Return with ball and next pax cycles in to toss the tea. We did:
Curls, KB Swings, OH presses, goblet squats, bent over rows, Kaiser grips

Cindy blocks down, all pax wall sit. Pass the slam ball up/down the line; PASS THE TEA (as in I’d like to toss it overboard).

Since Varsity usually includes a broga segment, we did some deep stretching. Up dogs, down dogs, pickle pointers, piriformis stretches.

Recover, back to the cindy’s. Pax were to do 15 manmakers, but received/earned a reduction for naming the three ships involved in the Boston Tea Party, and naming the three cities where the British East India ships were forced to turn around and never got to dock. Six deductions possible, pax got five right. Thus did TEN manmakers.

Blocks back. COT.
Four mins of Mary.
Fini.

Boston Tea Party, the Harry Carry abridged version:
Tea Act in May 1773 gave the British East India Tea Company a price advantage in the tea market, and the duty was to paid when cargo was unloaded in the American Colonies. Problem was the British tea was going to be cheaper than the smuggled tea (Dutch stuff) the American colonists were dealing…so the Americans were pissed about the taxation w/o representation and the potential of losing their own side hussle.
New York, Philly, and Charleston each had British East India Tea Co ships inbound, but the Colonists made an offer the consignees in those harbors could not refuse. Those ships never got to these three cities and turned around back to England.
Boston was different: The governor there was a big-time loyalist and his two sons were consignees. When three British East India Tea Co ships (Dartmouth, Eleanor, and the BEAVER) got to Boston, the colonists had to act fast before the cargo could be unloaded. At a big town-hall meeting, things got a little crazy and before the night was over 342 crates of British East India tea was in the drink.
For the manmaker deductions, the pax got New York, Philly and Charleston right, as well as the ships Dartmouth and Beaver (hmm, wonder why), but they forgot the Eleanor!

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Misty Morning Mahem

WARMUP: 25 SSH, 10 Hillbilly Walkers, 10 Windmills, 10 Mountain Climbers

THE THANG: start at COT, mosey to last island with a tree,
cut across to front island, mosey back to island by the bus loop, finish the box with a mosey back to COT. At each station:
• 10 burpees
• 20 lunges
• 30 merkins
• 40 squats
Repeat x4

Mosey to the wall
• Wall sits – each person does 5 Mike Tysons 2x
• 20 Calf Raises OYO
• 10 Derkins against the wall
• lunge walk back to COT

Covered Entry
• Steps ups
• Dips
• Derkins
• Wide arm Merkins

MARY: 30 LBCs, 10 Shoulder Taps, 15 peter parkers, 20 flutters

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Lots of great feedback on my 2nd Q, all the stuff from the news letter

COT: prayers for family and jobs

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Rinse and Repeat

WARMUP:
Quick jaunt to just inside the gate of the football stadium
Keep it simple …..SWIMS
4-count, 15-20 reps, of each
* SSH
* Windmills
* Imperial Walkers
* Moroccan night clubs
* Strawberry pickers
Then to the track….

THE THANG:
Keep it simple yet effective
Perform the string of exercises…..
* 10 burpees
* 20 box cutters
* 30 hand-release merkins
* 40 LS squats
* 50 mountain climbers (2ct)
* Then run a lap (400m)
>> Repeat until time’s up

Everyone got in 4 complete rounds. We could have started on a 5th but took the final 5-6 minutes to work in some yoga to focus on legs, lower back, and hips.

GREAT mumblechatter!! Rainmaker, in his 2nd week of F3, mumblechattered into what became job networking with Splinter that may hopefully lead to a new job. More than a workout!! Awesome!!

COT
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
* A LOT going on! Read the newsletter and try to get involved.
P&P:
* Pulled a CSPAN an went to each PAX asking for a P&P. Alot lifted up to and laid at His feet.

Thank you Bodywash for the opportunity to lead.

Thankful and blessed,
– NASA

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androgynous artichoke

WARMUP: SSH, IW, HW
THE THANG: 10 min workout, 5 min yoga
Set 1:
5 burpees
10 merkins
15 plank jacks
20 jump squats
Run
We got in 3 sets

Set 2:
40 seconds mountain climbers
40 seconds squats
40 seconds shoulder taps
40 seconds lunge
40 seconds Freddie Mercury
We got in 3

Set 3:
Run
Group 1: Pull-ups & toe touches
Group 2: Merkins
Started in the down position or hanging called up and down slowly

MARY: we did yoga for 15 minutes total. Engage your core

ANNOUNCEMENTS: read your newsletter. Lots going on

COT:
Prayers of gratitude for the lives of our children
Prayers for the passing of our elders
Prayers that we may be like the burning bush, brightly on fire yet not consumed

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