The Kickoff of the Funhouse Farewell Tour

WARMUP:
I am certain we warmed up.

THE THANG:
It occurred to me as I sat to write this, that I have no idea (since it was a MONTH ago) what all we did that morning. I usually have a plan written out ahead that I either commit to memory, or will even shove a printout in my pocket to reference just in case. I didn’t do that this time. I know that I tried to call a few of the favorites of <@UGNDJBDU3> in his honor. I know we hit The Zipper and we definitely performed the Gonorrhea Burpee (because it has The Clap), but that’s all I really recall…

Now, the only person likely to read this is <@UGU3XR5RP>, but I just got painfully convicted about not writing Backblasts in a timely nor efficient manner. As I was looking back to see if I could find this weinke, I discovered that I have the BB from both my FNG post (administered by <@UN6U5PXNJ> and <@U08GGTLHL>) and from my VQ at The Armory.

<@U07QXBKKF5F> joined us as an FNG that morning. As it turns out, this came at a critical time in his life… and is hopefully blessing it. But, I failed him as a Q. He now does not have the enjoyment or blessing of being able to go back and read the report from his first post and reflect on that in the same way that I do. The first day I posted, I was sure I was going to die when Pusher said, “And now for the second half, I’ll hand this off to Jekyll”. I didn’t understand how the toughest workout I had ever done to that point in my adult life could have a SECOND HALF.

That’s a cherished memory. So, for Road Rash and every man after him, I commit to writing BackBlasts, making them interesting and timely, and hyping the reading of them after the fact. I also will attempt to persuade other men to do the same.

MARY: No chicks.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Read your newsletter.

COT: The 5th Core Principle.

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St Paul’s Yoga club

WARMUP: mosey to veterinarian parking lot… SSH, MNC, ISQW, CP
THE THANG: mosey to intersection of Spring Street and W-Leroy, sprint W Leroy to Pine Street.
Heading up Pine Street, at each intersection (5 total), add 5 reps to the following:
Merkins, LBC, squats, flutter-kicks
Once at SPEChurch, Yoga for ~15 min… mosey back to COT

MARY: no time for the ladies this AM

ANNOUNCEMENTS: beers for ‘Betes, CRI volunteers needed, other WNC relief

COT: held/prayers lifted

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Boot camp

Do 30 side straddle hops. Ran to the high school. Stop in the parking lot do lunge walks halfway down the parking spots, do 5 pushups, bear crawl the other half, do 5 burpees . Repeat back to the start. Split into partners. Do 100 drydocks, 200 big boys, 200 merkins, 200 American hammers, 100 squats in rotating fashion while the other runs to the end of the parking lot and back.

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Coffee & Tacos

WARMUP: Cherry Picker, SSH, Merkin
THE THANG: Mosey to movie theatre: work in one spot and move to the next
Work chosen from: Big Boy, Merkin, Plank Jack, LBC, Hello Dolly, Mtn Climber, Monkey Humper, Flutter Kick, Imperial Walker, Hillbilly Walker, 90 sec Plank
Move chosen from: Lunge Walk, Bear Craw, Nur, Karaoke, Shuffle, Sprint

MARY: Just a bit
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Golf, Give, Go if you can
COT: Glory to God for those willing and able to serve their neighbors affected by storms; Prayers for patience and wellness for those same neighbors

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Q school at The Ring of Fire ?

WARMUP: COP with newer PAX taking turns counting in cadence

Most closer to school for some more COP practicing cadence and exercise move commands

Mosey to benches at main entrance
10 dips
10 derkins
10 step ups
2 rounds with explaining the shovel flag and work out planning as well as knowing the AO

Mosey to circle for couple more exercises in COP

THE THANG:
Mosey to band lot for partner “Catch me if you can”
Partner 1 – 5merkins
Partner 2 -run perimeter of football field
Partner 1 chases and flip flops when caught
Continue around field

Head to COT
MARY:
Dying Cockroache
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Read newsletter
COT:
Mission, principles, credo and 3Fs covered

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Belly Dance

WARMUP: warmup jog, Side straddle hops, Imperial walkers, Windmill
THE THANG:
:sweat:
Round 1 – 100 – Earl Fonda (right side)
Round 1 – 100 – Earl Fonda (Left Side)
Round 2 – 150 – Flutter Kicks
Round 4 – 200 – Freddie Mercury
Round 5 – 250 – LBC
Second set
Bear Crawl
Round 1 – 20 – Lunges
Round 1 – 20 – Squat

Great Work y’all

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Cindy on a Brick

It was a glorious morn in The Fort as 6 HIMs got a little better today.

Quick disclaimer and we were off. Ran to the upper parking lot for a little warmup and stretching.
Ran over to a Baptist church for some 1st, 2nd, &3rd F. We hit up the playground for some Dora action.
Partner1
-100 Swing Rows
-200 Swing Merkins
-300 Squats
Partner 2
Ran up the parking lot hill.
Ran over to the other church for some more 1st,2nd,&3rd F.
Stair work with Burpees, CDDs, & BB Sit-ups.
Back to COT for prayer and praises

JWow

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The Opera(music from the cinema)

Warm Up, SSH, hillbilly, imperial, low slow
mosey to main parking lot
Bear crawl to horizontal line, 5 merkins
Lunge walk to next horizontal, 5 squats
Alternate above motion to curb and back

Mosey to front of Cinema: Partner Dora
100 Step ups
200 LBC’s
300 Carolina Dry Docks

100 Dips
100 Big Boys
100 Incline Merkins

Back to COT, Airborne stretch, round robin exercises

Announcements: collection of donations
Prayer or praise from everyone, lots of prayers for western NC from everyone

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Honoring Hero Danny Dietz

WARMUP: (all in cadence)
– SSH X20
– Merkins X10
– Peter Parkers X10
– Windmills X10

THE THANG:
DIETZ (10 Rounds)
– 5 Pull-ups
– 15 KB Swings
– 15 Merkins
– Run 200m (ran to the speed bump after the cross-walk)

Back to COT for 36 burpees and 5 minutes of Mary

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