Pendulum of pain

WARMUP: grandpa jacks, hillbilly walkers, dynamic plank stretching, gravediggas
THE THANG: ran towards RedVentures, stopped at Handels to do a quick set of Dark Helmets favorite lifting heavy chairs over head a few times:

OH PRESS 10x
DERKINS 10x
CURLS 10x

Then we moseyed to the road with lightpoles headed down to RV where I explained the thang

Starting at bottom of hill, we ran up back to top of hill by Carolina Butcher, performed 1 Kraken Burpee then ran back to bottom of hill.

From there we bear crawled the other direction up the hill to first tree where we performed what I called a crab dip, from the crab position take hand and touch opposite foot, then flip flop and then do a dip.

We did 10 of those and then crab walked back to bottom of hill.

Then we ran back up hill towards other side and dropped off one light pole and performed 2 kraken burpees, ran back down to bottom of hill and then bear crawled to second tree up other side of hill, then performed 9 “crab dips”
Then instead of crab walking we changed to NUR (good feedback from pax)
Kept doing this until we achieved 5 kraken burpees and we ran short on time so had to mosey back, stopping to bear crawl up hill by Carolina butcher.

MARY:

Flutters until 6
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Bethel, battle bot send off, convergence
COT:
Honor to lead the men today, asked for feedback which we don’t do enough of. I personally felt it was a bit sloppy and not super well adjusted for time but it’s hard to tell sometimes how long a plan will take to execute…so get me on your Q schedules men! Lastly we talked about keeping the Sad clown at bay, he never actually goes away, we just keep beating him into submission every day we take the DRP.

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Sweating with the oldies

WARMUP:
SSH, windmill, but kickers, high knees, inch worm merkins on the field

Bear crawl back across the bridge

THE THANG:
7’s on the hill while nur up merkins at the top and big boy sit-ups at the bottom

Moves over to the basketball courts

2 rounds of
Dips, decline merkins and step ups
20 each

1 round of
American hammers, squats, wheezy jeffersons

Move to the picnic tables
1 round
Bent over rows by grabbing one side of picnic table and picking it up
Dead lift

MARY:
Airborne hip exercises
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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D2D prep

WARMUP: mosey to Ace Hardware. 51 SSH, IW’s, HW’s, shuffles and karaoke.
THE THANG: mosey to DD’s 15 six count burpees, 15 big boys, 15 LSS, mosey to apartment office 15 six count burpees, 15 big boys, 15 LSS mosey to church picnic area. 15 dips, 15 big boys, 15 LSS. Mosey to Teeter parking lot Dora / 100 merkens, 100 LBCs, 100 squats.
MARY: nope
ANNOUNCEMENTS: convergence
COT: what happens stays

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Eastside Mafia Snot Woggler

WARMUP: in cadence – SSH, windmill,
Hillbilly Walkers, imperials, merkins
THE THANG: mosey to the Farm house hill, partner Dora x 4:
100 SSH
200 marks
300 squats
400 lbc
Mosey back corner of red stone parking lot

4 Corners of Pain
25 hand release merk
50 jump squats
75 big boy sit-ups
100 flutters

MARY: pax called Marvelous mary exercises

ANNOUNCEMENTS: VQ
Tomorrow for <@U087NCUTMPT> at <#C02P7E6JT55>
Get ready for American jackal gear coming to f3 store
Convergence coming to hive
D2d
jaegermeister

COT: long and distinguished

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in the nick of time

Opted against sandbags this morning – everyone nursing injuries/recovering from illness.

Super windy but stayed dry.

3.5 mile zipper route. Great conversation.

Rain poured on the drive home. Some mornings you get lucky.

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Audible

Due to lightning in the area YHC called an audible and we took it to the parking deck for a simple but effective beatdown.

We warmed up with SSH, Imperial Walkers. Windmills and Mountain Climbers.

The Thang:
Lunge Walk 20 Paces
10 Star Jumps
Repeat for 5 rounds

Lunge walk 20 Paces
15 Merkins
Repeat 5 rounds

Bear Crawl 20 Paces
20 Squats
Repeat 5 rounds

Lunge Walk 20 Paces
10 Carolina Dry Docks
Repeat 5 rounds then back to the lunge walks and Star Jumps.

Back to COT for a little Mary.

Announcements and prayers were made.

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Heavy things carried for no reason

WARMUP: N/A
THE THANG:
Guys paired up. One would carry and the other was off for 6 minutes at a time. They started with a coupon and once they had both carried it once, they swapped coupons with another group.

Coupons:
– 80lb sandbag
– 40lb sandbag
– 5 gallon water jug (~40lbs but doesn’t carry like a sandbag)

Rucked the zipper with the coupons for an hour

MARY: N/A
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Newsletter

Thank you Crystal Lake for the opportunity. Always great fellowship at this AO!

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