Category: 1st f

Lazarus – 4-16-2026

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WARMUP:

  • 20 Side-straddle hop,
  • 10 Strawberry pickers,
  • Down dog with calf stretches, to a honeymooner

THE THANG:

  • Mosey down to Viva Chicken, over to Super Chix, around the round-about to the front of the theater

  • 50 Merkins in front of the theater

  • Mosey across the parking lot by Dream Yoga, turn right at the end, go down to the end of that section and take first left into the rear parking lot. Set-up in the first parking section.

  • Do 10 Apollo Ono’s at each parking section across the rear parking lot with Bear-crawl transportation between sections (100 Apollo Ono’s in total)

  • Return across the parking lot with n+1 Burpee’s at each parking section with a jog to each parking section as transportation (55 Burpee’s in total)

  • Mosey back to Dream Yoga, do line touches down and back to the first island at each island heading back towards the Movie Theater.

  • 50 Squats in front of the theater

  • Mosey back to COT the long way up near Taipei Express

  • At COT a round of 10 UP – DOWNS

MARY:
LBC’s, American Hammers, Box Cutters

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Read your newsletters

COT: It is what it is… Personal prayers for those in attendance.

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Burpacides

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WARMUP: SSH / Windmills / Low Slow Squats / Worlds Greatest Stretch
THE THANG: Mosey to the back of the theater for parking lot lines
bear crawl to first line -> 5 Burpees
Crab Walk to second line -> 5 Burpees
Repeat across the lot
Run around back to the start repeat
Run around back to the start and run to first line, nur back
run to second line nur back across the lot
Mosey back to COT
MARY: Present
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Newsletter
COT:

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Stroll around the grounds until you feel at home

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WARMUP: Mosey to the theater entrance walkway

Exercises in cadence:
Windmills x 10
Imperial Walkers x 10
HILLBILLY Walkers x 10
Merkins x 11
Hold plank
Shoulder taps x 15
Low slow squats x 10 – hold peoples chair on the last rep then Moroccan nights clubs x 10 while holding the people chair.
Recover and 5 burpees

Mosey to back theatre lot for the main event.

THE THANG: Part 1 –
Partner Dora – 100 merkins, 200 sumo squats, 300 double count flutter kicks

Mosey toward Portofino’s
At the side just before getting there, lunge walk with 20 squats OYO

At Portofino’s – 15 monkey humpers in cadence – just because.

Mosey to hill for Part 2

Part 2 – merkin hill
7’s – diamonds at the bottom and wide arm merkins at the top. Running back and forth.

After all PAX finished – 10 6-count burpees in cadence.

Mosey to the next spot for derkins and dips in cadence

Mosey to COT in time for 0600

MARY: Notably absent – open to all men
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Bethel, CSAUPs and read the newsletter
COT: remains the 5th core principle

PAX got their money’s worth and a view of the ground sod red stone too. Thanks for the call, Goose. Always an honor to post in the land of MILGA & honey. 👁️

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The Tortoise and The Hare 2026

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At the 3rd Annual Relay Race, the forest hummed with excitement as the tortoise and the hare stood side by side at the starting line, founders turned friends. This year’s course twisted through mud, up a stubborn hill, and into a breezy stretch of tall grass, and the crowd cheered as unlikely teams dashed and trudged in harmony. A swift fox handed the baton to her steady porcupine teammate, who climbed the hill one patient step at a time and crossed the finish line to thunderous applause. The hare beamed, the tortoise nodded, and together they reminded everyone that speed may spark the race, but teamwork carries it home.  🐢🏁🐇

The Tortoise and The Hare is a relay CSAUP with equal amounts of Ruckers(Tortoises) and Runners (Hares). Teams must consist of 2 or 4 players.

26 miles per team
Teams can mix and match who runs and who rucks, but it has to alternate between running slick and rucking.
E.g. Person 1 runs lap 1 slick. Person 2 rucks lap 2. Person 3 runs slick, person 4 rucks, etc. until all laps are complete.

This year, teams can be mixed. M’s and 2.0’s are welcomed to be part of the teams. Handicaps will be awarded based on the mix of the teams.

Rules:
Each person runs a lap on a track as fast as possible, handing off to the next leg.
Ruckers MUST keep one foot on the ground at all times. Essentially power walking. NO RUNNING with a ruck.
For men (16+) ruck weight has to be at least 30#.
For women (16+) ruck weight must be at least 20#.
Teams with respectables (55+) will get a 60s handicap per respectable at the end of the race.
Teams with women will get a 45s handicap per woman at the end of the race.

REGISTER HERE

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Big Bertha visits the Hive

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WARMUP: the usual suspects
THE THANG:
Thang#1: muzac
1. https://youtu.be/FNxGcVVkheA?si=66YM98r8lt2Q4uUY-69 by cody parks & dirty south (~4 min): prisoner bell Squats-AMRAP during instrumental, Fig-8’s during lyrics,… on “shot a man” do 15 merkins
1. Short mosey
1. https://youtu.be/t6q9Vc1ZtQI?si=4hWCrXxR1LWp8YrO by Fabulous (~4 min): BBSU on “Breathe”, AmHammer or LBCs otherwise
1. Bell optional…but encouraged
Thang#2: Dora
Timer for Partner Switch = Nur up hill, mosey back
Rack up the following:
Tire Group:
Sledgehammers/Gorilla Smashes
Tire Flips
Clockwork Irkins/Derkins
TRX Group → Timer for Station Switch
Inverted Rows – 250
Floating Mountain Climbers – 500
Grass Group:
Man-Makers
Underswitch-to-Crab Press
Bertha Slams/Suplexes
MARY: pax-Ab-Lab
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Op. love poultry collections
COT: held, U-Haul lifted, prayers offered

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