Push it to the limit

WARMUP:
SSH
Imp Walkers
Moroccan nightclubs
Michael Phelps
Squats
Merkins
Broga

THE THANG:
Ladder interval up downs

Merkins and Squats
MOT Bear Crawl

LBC Jump Squats
MOT Lunges

Dora with shared bag

Merkins
Big boys
Imp Walkers

Carolina Dry Docks
Dips
LBC

50
100
150

Mosey w bag back to COT

MARY:
Stretching

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Pizza

COT:
Prayers for family and health

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The Dora Smoke Show

Warm-Up:
SSH – 25 IC
Imperial Walkers – 15 IC
Moroccan NC – 15 IC
Windmills – 10 IC
Strawberry Pickers – 10 IC
Cheese Shredder

The Thang:
1. Dora: Partner up. One works, one runs to STOP sign and back. Switch.

Exercises:
50 Burpees
100 Leg Ups
150 Tricep Dips
200 Squats

MARY: She likes to show up when Dora is there
Flutter Kicks – 20 IC
American Hammers – 20 IC
Hello Dollies – 15 IC
Freddie Mercuries – 15 IC

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Read your newsletter
COT: Prayers and Praises

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Egypt > Desert > Promised Land

WARMUP: in cadence/out of cadence exercises including some windmills, some toy soldiers, some SSH, and an Elf movie reference from @U02DKM63B7B
THE THANG: We were taken out of Egypt into the Desert and into the Promised Land. Fleeing Egypt, we moved down the lot with repeated stops for 20 merkins and 10 squats, a reminder that freedom takes effort. In the Desert, we focused on endurance over speed, hitting 4 corners at a steady pace with some big boy sit-ups and low/slow squats (at a quantity I cannot currently recall because of the complaints being thrown my way.) We repeated the other 4 corners with some diamond merkins. After a perimeter run, Joshua 1:8 was shared to encourage us as we entered the Promised Land where we reversed direction around the (working) lights with 3 “easy” jump squats. Closing out we embraced a few more merkins and a mosey back to COT.
MARY: big boy sit-ups and squats countdown from 5
ANNOUNCEMENTS: @U0603USPHAS invited some feedback on the Q with mostly positive feedback which is unfortunate, but still appreciated. If I wanted to have my ego stroked I’d go to Orange Theory. @U0A739SGTL3 mentioned garbage pickup next Saturday somewhere. I was interested because it reminded me of the 210 hours of community service the judge hit me with years ago. @U0603USPHAS also shared a discussion event happening on August 28th at Forest Hill in Fort Mill at 6:30am called The Excavation.
COT: Prayers for @U06Q8DSSV5Y to get back out here and lean on brothers during this difficult time. Prayers for Mint Hill’s Windex to get back out and to be the one receiving encouragement. Prayers for all of us to understand the power of our words and the gift of being able to speak them.

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BOMBS Away!

WARMUP: Warmupy things while waiting for Bobber
THE THANG: B.O.M.B.S.-esque stuff. Partner up. One partner runs while other does first exercise of the round. Swap when partner returns.
Round 1 Exercises: Burpees, Overhead claps, Merkins, LBC's, Squats.
Round 2 Exercises: OH Claps, Merkins, LBC's, Squats
Round 3 Exercises: Merkins, LBC's, Squats
MARY: 5 Big Boys, 5 Merkins, repeat until time
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Bethel is tonight. Read your newsletter
COT:

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Soccer sprints

WARMUP: Moroccan night clubs
Imperial walkers
Low slow squat
Plank
Worlds greatest stretch
Tempo merkins

THE THANG: mosey to soccer field
Exercise 1
Single leg RDL x10e
Reverse lunge x10e
Calf raises x20
90% length of football field and back
X4

Exercise 2
10 jump squats
5 broad jumps
10 Apollo Ohno’s
100yd sprint, 90%
X4

Partner up
Partner A: 200yd run
Partner B: 5 burpees, 10 merkins, 15 squats
X3-4

Mosey back to COT
MARY: feet to heaven and 6 inches
ANNOUNCEMENTS: bethel
COT:

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1 Jarvis + 1 Bobber = Acceleration

It was a beautiful morning at The Ballroom and the PAX were chomping at the bit to accelerateOr was that Jarvis chomping on a T-Bone?🥩

Quick warmup with the Polish Mating Dance and we were off.

Over to the benches for some dips, step ups and irkins.

Over to the hill for some Chutes and Ladders. 🪜 There were two cones at each station and the PAX had to choose one of them. If they chose a C we had to Chute (run) up to the top of the hill. If it was an L we would run up to the next rung on the ladder. Each rung had two cones and some exercises. Let’s just say there was a lot of Chuting this morning.

Back to COT for prayers and praises.

JWow

1 Jarvis + 1 Bobber = Acceleration

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5/6/26

WARMUP:
SSH
Imperial Walkers
Hilbilly Walkers
Cherry Pickers
THE THANG:

Heavy leg and abs day!
Pick a leg exercise from bucket, 22 reps
Pick an ab exercise from bucket, 22 reps
After count of 22 and 22, run a lap around parking lot. Sprint at end.

Leg: Jump Squats, Bobby Hurleys, Squats, Apollo Ohno, Calf Raises, lunges, Jumping Lunges
Abs: Flutters, Rosalita, LBC, Big Boys, Penguins, Box Cutters, V-ups

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Magic Carpet Ride

WARMUP: SSH, Imperial Walkers, Hillbilly Walkers, Merkins, Calf Stretch
THE THANG: Mosey to back parking lot for partner circuit of 100 merkins, 100 jump squats, 100 big boys. Mosey to wall for 7s of burpees and jump squats with a wall hop in between, grabbed some cindys for some finishing moves then back to COT
MARY: 3min plank
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Yes
COT: Prayers and Praises

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Bespoke

WARMUP:
Imp Walker
Squats
Merkins
Crazy mosey
MOT flip up

THE THANG:
Dora
50 merkins
100 squats
150 LBC

Bench work
Split squats
Dips
Durkins

Hill work
Mosey down hill
Lunge the flat
5 merkins
Bear crawl the hill

MARY:
Gas pumper
Pickle Pointer

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Bethel
Ruck
Cannoli Run
Newsletter

COT:
Family
Health
Career

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