4 Corners of Pain

WARMUP: Yes

THE THANG:

4 Corners Circuit/4 Stations/5 Exercises Each Station
Run a Lap After Finishing Each Station (after carry)
Transport KB Between Each Station With Carry/Exercise

Station 1:
Goblet Squat x 20
OH Press x 20 (L/R)
Merkin x 20
American Hammer x 20 (L/R)
OH Carry to Next Station

Station 2:
KB Swing x 20
Bent Row x 20 (L/R)
Mountain Climber x 20 (L/R)
KB Side Bend x 20 (L/R)
Suitcase Carry to Next Station

Station 3:
Lunges x 20 (L/R)
Curls x 20
Burpees x 20
KB Around the World x 20
Murder Bunny to Next Station

Station 4:
Deadlift x 20
Skull Crusher x 20
Plank Jacks x 20
KB Sit Up x 20
Goblet Shuffle to Next Station

Repeat until time

MARY: Yes
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Newsletter
COT: Yes

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Beautiful Morning Beatdown

WARMUP:
Rolling in late, had stepped up to start the beat down while I got out of the car. I gave a quick disclaimer and continued with a warm up of IW, SSH, LSS, runner’s stretch, merkins, MC.

Mosey around the campus. Every few hundred yards, circle up to hold a plank for the 6, then five merkins. Then continue. After about 5 minutes of moseying and merkins, an unnamed PAX asked whether there was a weinke for this workout to which I ~threatened~ answered, be careful what you wish for. We moseyed some more and after the second lap, we went to the railings at the back of the theater for supine rows x15 oyo. Mosey to more railings and more supine rows for a total of three sets & mosey back to COT to unload some kettlebells from my car

THE THANG
Partner up and each pair grab one of four kettlebells: 20LBs, 25LB, 35LB, 50LBs. With partner & bell slow mosey to the ~bottom of the hill~ adjacent parking lot. The bells are arranged from lightest to heaviest. Partner one does exercise with the kettlebell and partner two runs to the opposite side of lot, does and exercise and return, and switch. After each set, all pairs rotate up to the next bell, except the PAX who were on the 50LB, they get some relief by going to the start. We did this until all PAX got in reps with all the bells before starting a new round of exercises which were:
P1: KB swings, P2: 3 burpees
P1: one arm row, P2: 3 merkins
P1: thrusters, P2: 3 lunges 2is1
P1: Romanian DL, P2: 3 flutter 2is1

Riffle carry the bells back to COT, swapping with your partner or another PAX as needed.

It’s always an honor to lead in the Fort and always fun to challenge myself as I hope I challenged the PAX. Good work to everyone and let’s hope I didn’t scare away the FNG

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Sweaty Masey Marathon Prep

WARMUP: Discuss the route
THE THANG: A 4-mile run through the Masey neighborhood and Dobys Bridge with some hills along the way
MARY: American Hammers and Flutters
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Read your newsletter
COT: Prayers and Praises

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Boot-Camp

WARMUP: Merkins, Moroccan Night club, Side Straddle-Hop
THE THANG:
MARY: LBCs
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Read your news letter
COT: prayers and Praises 4 members of PAX

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Goose’s B-Day

WARMUP: We started off with 49 SSH in honor of my birthday. We did a few more warm up exercises then got to it.

THE THANG: I decided to add 4 and 9 to give us 13 reps of each exercise. We mosed to the lower parking lot past the theater. We ran the length of the lot with 3 stops along the way to perform the following exercises then repeated it on the way back. I planned for 6 rounds but we only had time for 4.
Round 1 – Burpees
Round 2 – Low Slow Squats
Round 3 – Lunges
Round 4 – Bomb Jacks

Moseyed back to the flag.

MARY: Ring of Merkins, staying in a plank position we each took turns doing Merkins until we got to 50.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: H.I.M Camp, CSUPS, read the Newsletter.
COT: Prayers for kids, parents and teachers over the summer. @cutlet foot surgery @Tron and his son Josiah. And praises from for another year and turning 49. Thankful for F3 and the blessing it has been for me.

As always it was an honor!!!

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The Tortoise and The Hare

A Hare was making fun of the Tortoise one day for being so slow.
‘Do you ever get anywhere?’ he asked with a mocking laugh.
‘Yes,’ replied the Tortoise, ‘and I get there sooner than you think. I’ll run you a race and prove it.’

The Hare was much amused at the idea of running a race with the Tortoise, but for the fun of the thing he agreed. So the Fox, who had consented to act as judge, marked the distance and started the runners off.

The Hare was soon far out of sight, and to make the Tortoise feel very deeply how ridiculous it was for him to try a race with a Hare, he lay down beside the course to take a nap until the Tortoise should catch up.

The Tortoise meanwhile kept going slowly but steadily, and, after a time, passed the place where the Hare was sleeping. But the Hare slept on very peacefully; and when at last he did wake up, the Tortoise was near the goal. The Hare now ran his swiftest, but he could not overtake the Tortoise in time.

After the race, the Tortoise and the Hare reflected on their experience and realized that they could learn from each other. The Tortoise admired the Hare’s speed and agility, while the Hare respected the Tortoise’s determination and steady pace. Over time, they became good friends.

To celebrate their newfound friendship and the lesson they learned, the Tortoise and the Hare decided to organize an annual relay race for all the animals in the forest. This relay race would commemorate their initial rivalry and highlight the importance of both speed and persistence.

In the relay race, teams of animals would pair up with one fast runner and one steady runner, working together to complete the course. The Tortoise and the Hare served as ambassadors for the event, encouraging all the animals to participate and cheering on every team, regardless of their speed.

The relay race became a beloved tradition. The friendship between the Tortoise and the Hare remained a symbol of unity and cooperation, reminding everyone that they could achieve great things by appreciating and supporting each other.

Team Registration

The Tortoise and The Hare will be a relay CSAUP with equal amounts of Ruckers(Tortoises) and Runners (Hares). Teams can consist of 2, 4 or 6 players.
No team? Show up and you’ll be added onto one!

Rules:

Each person runs a lap on a track as fast as possible, handing off to the next leg. Ruck weight has to be at least 30#. The distance covered will be 12 miles.

  • 2 man team – 6 miles (24 laps)/person
  • 4 man team – 3 miles (12 laps)/person
  • 6 man team – 2 miles (8 laps)/person

The TWIST:

  • Teams can mix and match who runs and who rucks, but it has to alternate between running slick and rucking.
  • E.g. Person 1 runs lap 1 slick. Person 2 rucks lap 2. Person 3 runs slick, person 4 rucks, etc. until all laps are complete.

Registration:

Pick your team size, name, and members and register at the link below

Team Registration

No team? Show up and you’ll be added onto one!

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WOD: Zachary Tellier

WARMUP:
25 EA – SSH
10 EA – Cherry Pickers
10 EA – Imperial Walkers
10 EA – Hillbilly Walkers
Mosey around NAFO to front of school

THE THANG:
WOD: Zachary Tellier
10 Burpees
Run to and around the traffic circle

10 Burpees
25 Pushups
– Run to and around the traffic circle

10 Burpees
25 Pushups
50 Lunges (25 each leg)
– Run to and around the traffic circle

10 Burpees
25 Pushups
50 Lunges (25 each leg)
100 Sit-Ups
– Run to and around the traffic circle

10 Burpees
25 Pushups
50 Lunges (25 each leg)
100 Sit-Ups
150 Air Squats
– Run to and around the traffic circle

Mosey to bars
5 Pullups
5 V-Ups
5 LBC’s
5 Freddy Mercury’s
(4 rounds)

MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:
Zackary Tellier Story – Background: Dedicated to U.S. Sgt. Zachary D. Tellier, 31, of Charlotte, NC (USA) a combat infantryman with the 4th Squadron, 73rd Cavalry Regiment, 4th Brigade Combat Team, at Fort Bragg. He died Sept. 29, 2007, of wounds sustained while on a ground patrol in Afghanistan.

The previous April, Tellier’s unit was conducting a mounted patrol when one of its vehicles drove over and detonated a bomb, which set the vehicle on fire, according to a statement from the 82nd Airborne.

Tellier pulled two paratroopers out of the vehicle to safety, suffering severe burns to his hands. He was awarded the Bronze Star Medal with valor for his actions.

After he was burned, Tellier jumped up in the turret to return fire, said Sgt. Michael Layton, a member of Tellier’s unit. A lieutenant made Tellier get out of the vehicle because of his injuries, Layton said.

“Zachary Tellier has to be the biggest hero I’ve ever known or heard of, not just because of what he did, but because of his personality,” Layton said. “He came in the Army because he wanted to be around soldiers and serve his country, and he paid the ultimate sacrifice.”

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Need for speed

WARMUP: the usual suspects, we added, Phelps to the usual Windmills, Pickers, low and slow squats, imperial walkers, hillbilly walkers. Plank with Peter parkers, Parker Peter’s
THE THANG: couple webs! Moseyed over to behind the theater where we did a Webb with reverse merkins with railings to support and monkey humpers on other side of lot. We did 5/10, 10/20, 15/30 and 20.

We then moseyed to back of big lot and ran suicides, all the way across in three trips,

bear crawled back to first light and then moseyed to Handels to use the chairs for a 2nd Webb, step ups and dirkins.
3/10, 6/20, 9/30, 15

We then moseyed to road heading to Red Ventures and did a light pole routine down the hill with 5 merkins at top and 5 squats working our way down at each light pole.

Moseyed back for Mary
MARY: called out a couple of newer pax to call exercises, everyone’s ready to take next step!
ANNOUNCEMENTS: newsletter
COT: kids, marriages and summer break

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