AMRAPs 4 Corners

WARMUP: SSH, Windmills, Imperial Walkers and some stretchy things.
THE THANG:
AMRAP 2 minutes
4 Corners
3 rounds
Corner 1
10 Merkins
10 Plank Shoulder Taps (each side)
10 Mountain Climbers (each leg)
10 Carolina Dry Docks
Corner 2
15 Squats
10 Lunges (each leg)
15 Calf Raises
10 Sumo Squats
Corner 3
15 LBCs
10 American Hammers (each side)
10 Heels to Heaven
20-Second Plank
Corner 4
5 Inchworm Merkins
10 Reverse Lunges
10 Peter Parkers (each leg)
10 Squat-to-Reaches
MARY: No Time
ANNOUNCEMENTS were made
COT: YHC thanked everyone for the prayers for my family in loss of my Grandmother. Ended with a prayer.

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Is That Jason?! Run!

Twas the night before Halloween when all through The Fort every Pax was watching football, baseball or some other dumb sport.  

But down the road, on the east side they say:  Something spooky was stirring, maybe even scary was at bay. 

Not Jason or Michael or Chucky would be found, it was Drop Thrill trying to run down some needy sad clown. 

He wasn’t  thinking about a useless coaster stat, but was planning a Weinke that would cause you to scream  what’s that?!

So tell the Fartsack today that tomorrow you can’t stay. For Halloween at The Yard is definitely going to slay.

1-run
2- Wide Arm Merkins
3-Jump squats  
4-LBCs
5-Diamond merkins
6-Imperial walkers  
7-Rosalitas  
8-Slow flutters  
9-Low slow squats  
10-Lunges (10 each leg)
11-Merkins  
12-Burpees  

Thanks to the 5 men who came out for this fun and scary time. Happy Halloween! 🎃

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Circle of Fun and Indian Run

WARMUP:
THE THANG:

  • 12 station circle of fun 45 secs exercise 15 second rest
  • Indian run
  • 12 station circle of fun 45 secs exercise 15 second rest
  • Indian run
  • Dora

MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:

  • 4 B's
  • Bethel
  • 401k run
  • Trash pickup

COT:

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Moderate is just a word

WARMUP: mosey the parking lot- dynamic movements- SSH, iw, hw, arm circles (F/B), Peter parkers, parker peters
THE THANG: mosey to side of school- 11s bomb jack- American hammers. brear crawl lunge walk length of front of school. wall sits with calf raises and big boy sit ups. go to track- run lap complete 15 merkins, 15 squats, 15 LBCs for the final 15 min. push yourself
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: bourbon and BBQ, trash pickup, bethel mens shelter
COT: prayers for surgeries upcoming for PAX and Ms, boogie downs brother Rick and his cancer, mental health for out loved ones.

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Forgot to add

WARMUP:
THE THANG:
Station 1

  • 20 big boy sit-ups
  • 20 heels to heaven
  • 20 LBC
  • 20 American Hammers
  • 20 Mountain Climbers
  • 20 Jump Squats
  • 20 Butt kickers

Station 2

  • 20 Merkins
  • 20 Wide Arm Merkins
  • 20 Carolina Dry Docks
  • 20 Mike Tysons
  • 20 Shoulder Taps
  • 20 Dips
  • 30 Mirkins

MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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Noah’s Ark – Just the Animals.

WARMUP: very warm already

THE THANG: mosey around the islands of parking. Stop at one side and establish our workout area. The theme is Noah’s Ark so we did as many animal related workouts as we could do (and do it twice) because there were no solo animals. All exercises incorporated getting from one end of the lot to the other across 9 parking spaces.
First up
Alligator walk across the lot and back
25 monkey humpers on either end
Kangaroo hops (broad jumps )
Bunny hop
Take a mosey lap
Next
Animal related stretching
Down dog
Scorpion (down dog with leg up and over)
Flying squirrel
Arm circles (Eagle wings)
Row boats (to save yourself)
Last up
Crab walk
Duck walk
Gorilla shuffle (sideways)
Penguin walk

(Forgot inch worms)

MARY: flutter kicks and dying cockroaches
ANNOUNCEMENTS: yes
COT: yes

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Recess Time

Disclaimer shared, The Yard Historian Minutes
WARMUP:

10 of each:
MNC
Wind Mills
Cherry Pickers
Hillbilly Walkers
Imperial Walkers

THE THANG:
4 Recess games of Yesterday

  • Game 1 — Red Light, Green Light: Everyone lines up on one end of the lot/field. Green Light = mosey/run. Yellow Light = walking lunges. Red Light = freeze and do 3 squats. If someone gets caught moving on Red Light: 3 burpees for everybody. Keep it moderate by making this more ridiculous than fast.
  • Game 2 — Four Square: Mark four corners roughly 20–30 yards apart. Each corner gets an exercise: 10 Merkins → 15 Squats → 20 LBCs → 10 Carolina Dry Docks. Travel between corners using different “playground transportation”: bear crawl for a short section, side shuffle, backward mosey, regular mosey. Complete 2–3 rounds.
  • Game 3 — Dodgeball Without the Dodgeball: Split into two teams on opposite sides. Q calls an exercise—plank, squat hold, Al Gore, etc. One PAX from each team races to the center and plays Rock-Paper-Scissors. Winner returns; loser does 5 reps of a called penalty exercise before returning. Next two PAX go. Completely unnecessary competition will naturally become extremely serious. 😂
  • Game 4 — Sharks & Minnows: One or two PAX are Sharks in the middle. Everyone else crosses the Yard. Tagged PAX do 5 squats + 5 Merkins and become Sharks. No tackling, diving or NFL combine nonsense—just tagging. Last Minnow standing gets absolutely nothing except bragging rights.

MARY:

  • Dips, Gas PUMPERS, Burpees, Heel Touch, Calf Raises, Merkins, LBCs variations

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Anniversary 9/29
COT:
Always stays in COT.

Recess Time

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Blue Oyster Cult & Volleyball

Music: Amazon Playlist (curated by Jim Cooke) “Blue Oyster Cult” The playlist is long. We just listened to the beginning.

Warmup:

  • Mountain Climbers
  • Big Boy Sit-ups
  • Imperial Walkers
  • Hillbilly Walkers
  • Windmills
  • LBC
  • Mosey a lap

Dora: 80-160-240

  • 80 Merkin
  • 160 Squat
  • 240 LBC

As each partner returns from their run, the partners pause. They take a volleyball and try to bump, set or hit back and forth until there is a fault. They may then add their number of successful touches in order to take away from their numbers.

Mosey a little bit.

Elevens.

  1. Merkins & Calf Raises
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