Soggy Day at the Golden Corral

WARMUP:
After a quick disclaimer, we moseyed around the shovel flag, picked up Olaf who was running a bit late, and made our way to the First National Bank to get shelter under their drive-through.
THE THANG:
COP (all in double count cadence): SSH x 25, windmill x 10, imperial walker x 20, merkin x 10/hold/mountain climber x 20/hold/RAH-LAH (legs if you got it)/6″/hold/6″/hold, hello dolly x 20, jumping lunge x 15.

Line up on one side of the drive-thru for Jacob’s ladder. Bearcrawl to the end of the drive-thru, do 1-5 burpees, and then bear crawl or crawl bear back to the start (5 trips up/back total)
Line up for an Indian Run around the Harris Teeter shopping center, and return to the bank drive-through for the Airborne Killer Hip Routine.

Mosey to the sidewall of Harris Teeter for extended wall sits. We did a 60s, 75s, and 90s sit (crowd pleaser). Mosey back to the bank drive through for 6 min of Mary:

Freddie Mercury x 20, Box Cutter x 15, Big Boy sit up x 20, LBC x 20, Superman Hold x 3 Mosey back to the shovel flag for some light stretching and COT.

MARY: See above
ANNOUNCEMENTS: CRI run this Saturday, Dec 14. The F3 Christmas party is Saturday, Dec 21, and spots are still available.

COT: Praise for Olaf’s daughter celebrating her 8th birthday today. She was not expected to live long following her birth and is truly a miracle child! Praise for Half Shell’s son who received the Let Me Run Boy award for exemplifying the principals of LMR on his team. Well done, young man!

The rain held off for most of the workout, but we stayed undercover at the bank for most of it. I found I had a lot of extra time today so threw in the wall sits on the flay. When I checked my weinke after the workout, I realized I forgot to do a 2nd Jacob’s ladder (crabwalk/dips) that was planned after the Indian Run. Oh well, we got it done this morning and the Pax put out a great effort as usual. Well done, men!

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Fun at the Corral

8 left the warmth of the fartsack for the cold
of the Gloom (25 degree real feel). It started cold but we warmed up fast with a full-body beatdown and epic mumblechatter. Here’s what we did.

Warm Up
– 10 Low Slow Squats (IC)
– 10 Imperial Walkers (IC)
– 10 Windmills (IC)

Mosey to Mailboxes
– 20 Squats, Lap
– 20 Squats, 20 Merkins, Lap
– 20 Squats, 20 Merkins, 20 American Hammers

Mosey to Harris Teeter Wall with a stop to return a shopping cart (because that’s what we do)
– 20 Bulgarian Wall Squats
– 20 LBCs (feet on the wall)
– 20 Dirty Hookups – feet (IC)
– 20 Dirty Hookups – hands (IC)

Long Mosey to Rita’s slowing to smell the dumpsters (because that’s what we do)
– 20 Forward Arm Circles (IC)
– 20 backward Arm Circles (IC)
– 20 Seal Claps (IC)
– 20 Overhead Claps (IC)

Mosey to Mailboxes
– 20 Bomb Jacks, Lap
– 20 Bomb Jacks, 20 Werkins, Lap
– 20 Bomb Jacks, 20 Werkins, 20 Ab Mat Sit-ups

Mosey to Half Wall
– 20 Step Ups
– 20 Irkins
– 20 Dips
– 20 Derkins
– 60 Calf Raises

Mosey back to COT with Karaoke and Nur mixed in around Walgreens (1.55 miles total)

– 10 Captain Thors (1:4 ratio Big Boys/American Hammers)
– Cool down stretches (because we don’t do that enough)

NMM
Today was about spending time in proximity to our brothers. We were in no rush to get where we were going, but we made it anyway.

This time of year seems to be rush, rush, rush. Work deadlines are looming. Just a few more shopping days left. Gotta get to both sets of in-laws. How many pounds did you say you would lose by yearend? Have to get it all done.

But Christmas is the season of anticipation – a time to savor the moments, not rush through them. Take time off of work. Play games with your kids. Watch the family Christmas movies. Listen to your relatives tell the same story you’ve heard 100 times. Drink the hot chocolate, eat the extra slice of pie, and post with your buddies. Let’s slow down, breathe in the joy, and let the season fill your heart.

-IJ

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Turn rain on 0515, turn rain off 0600’ish

WARMUP: Gathered before 0515 and no rain. 0515 hits and the rain begins. Why create an environment that makes things a little easier?

Disclaimer given and we took off on a little mosey to the corner of the parking lot.

Circled up for SSH, windmills, cherry pickers, low slow squats, merkins, Peter Parker.
THE THANG: Ran to the oil change place that has the little wall in the back. Once we got to the wall, direction was given. 10-20-30 was the idea.
– 10 step ups, run around building
– 10 diamond derkins, run around building
– 20 step ups, run
– 20 regular derkins, run
– 30 step ups, run
– 30 wide arm derkins, run

Run through the smell gauntlet and all the way through to the apartments with the round about at the bottom of the hill. 10-20-30 again but no running.

Alternating between CDD and lunges, do 10 of each, then 20, then 30.

Last we did 7s at the bottom of the hill to the fire station entrance. NUR up the hill, regular run to the bottom. Bottom of hill was bomb jacks, at the Fire station was 4 count flutters.
MARY: Plank hold with some plank stretches
ANNOUNCEMENTS: yes, newsletter
COT: of course

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Looking for the ? over the ladder ?

Disclaimer provided and salutations

WARMUP:
In reps of 10, 12, & 15
SSH
Wind mills
Moroccan night club
Imperial Walkers
Hillbilly Walkers
Cherry Pickers
THE THANG:
Ladder runs: List of movements in the following rep sets. All movements must be completed then run :man-running: a lap around the lot before starting the next set of reps.
Reps sets were 30, 20, 10, & 5
List of movements:
Squats
LBCs
Merkins
Bomb Jacks
Calf Raises
Flutter Kicks
Lunges
Carolina Dry Docks
American Hammers
Mountain Climbers

MARY: Yes, Return to COT for 10 mins of Broga and shared about journey to my first half marathon: Setting goals, staying consistent, DFQ, and surrounding yourself with people that will motivate and support you.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: read your newsletter, thanksgiving convergence, etc
COT: Always stays in COT.

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Walls, Pendulums and Fountains, oh my

WARMUP: Mozy through the HT parking lot. Circled up for non-SSH warmup that included mountain climbers, Moroccan Nightclubs, CDD
THE THANG: Mozy to the wall behind the oil change place for 12 counts of step ups, dips, incline and decline merkins.
Proceed to far side of HT through the wall of stench for wall sits with alternating bear crawls for Meridia’s and burpees.
Mozy through the apartment complex to the fountains for a 7s pendulum with BBS on the fire department side and burpees at the top of the hill on the other side.
Clock merkins ladder at the fountain. Start at 12 and plank shuffle to 1:00 for one merkin. Shuffle to 2:00 for two, rinse and repeat until a full lap of the fountain is completed at 12 merkins. They add up!!
Mozy to COT after a total of ~2.5 miles.
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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The Smokin Damp Pain Gain

WARMUP:
Mosey around the parking lot, SSH, Windmills, Imperial Walkers, Moroccan NC, and Strawberry Pickers.
THE THANG:
Phase 1: 2 Rounds of Cheese Shredder
Phase 2: 2 Rounds of Wall Sits and Balls to the Wall
Phase 3: Dora: 50 Burpees, 100 Bomb Jacks, 150 Plank Jacks, and 200 Squats
MARY: Broga, SSH, and Imperial Walkers
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Read your newsletter
COT: Prayers and Praises

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Burpee Buffet

The darkness of the Corral did not stop 6 men from attending this morning’s beatdown. Disclaimer, 5 core principles for the FNG then short mosey for COP.
Windmills x10
Burpee/SSH comb 1/4
Imperial Walkers x15
Burpee/SSH comb 2/8
HB Walkers x15
Burpee/SSH comb 3/12
Squats x 10
Burpee/SSH comb 4/16
Cherry picker x10
Burpee/SSH comb 5/20
Mosey to the traffic circle
Burpee/SSH comb 6/24
Mosey to the fountain
Burpee/SSH comb 7/28
Next, plank bear crawl to the top of the hill. All pax in a plank, man in back crawled to the front, continue to the top.
Burpee/SSH comb 8/32
Mosey to Sonic.
Burpee/SSH comb 9/36, lunge walk to the end of the parking lot.
Mosey to Grace Church
Burpee/SSH comb 10/40
Mosey to Express oil, Step ups and dips
Burpee/SSH comb 11/44
Back to COT
Burpee/SSH comb 12/48, LBCs and Flutters

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11s and Hills

WARMUP: A quick run around the parking lot, approx .2 mile, then circle up for a SWIM:
– 15 SSH
– 10 windmills
– 15 imperial walkers
– 20 MNC
– 10 ground produce pickers
THE THANG:
11s x 2 w Hill Repeats
Mosey around to Old Farm Rd to the east of Harris Teeter. Some of us remember when it was only an old farm on that road, before all the development. There is a nice little hill there. two rounds of 11s with hill repeats between the two exercise points.
Round 1: Merkins at the top, squats at the bottom
Round 2: CDDs at the top, 2ct lunges at the bottom
That took alot of the time. 38 special was a beast!!
We had just enough time to get to the Harris Teeter wall and do some wall sits while we took turns running out and going a couple burpees. Then back to COT.
MARY: None
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Alot going on in The Fort. Read your newsletter and GET INVOLVED.
COT: Alot of P&P were lifted up
Thanks for the opportunity to lead.
-NASA

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Smells like Teen Spirit. Wait, no, it smells like Golden Corral

WARMUP:
SSH
Imperial Walker
Hillbilly Walker
Windmill
Cherry Picker
Peter Parker
THE THANG:
Millenial workout
Do 100 reps of an exercise, 10 exercises total.
After each exercise, run 100m lap
1.) Burpees (these were fun!)
2.) SSH
3.) Calf Raises
4.) LBC
5.) Merkins
6.) Mtn Climbers
7.) Lunges
8.) Flutters
9.) Squats
10.) Dying Cockroach

MARY: no Mary
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Golf Outing Oct 28th
COT: prayers for WNC

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