Ultra Farmer’s Carry

WARMUP:
Some around the world and Halos

THE THANG:
Farmer Carry to the pull up bars, while getting lost along the way.
Once at the bars, 5 rounds of 10 snatches (right arm) followed by 5 pull ups. 10 snatches (left arm) 5 pull ups.
Headed back to COT for the McGill Big 3
Big Boys, bird dogs, and side planks

Wanted to challenge the core muscles today along with all the stabilizers. Super crucial for overall back health.
MARY: Went around the circle doing Mary’s

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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The 3in Screw!!

WARMUP: mosey to 5 light poles and do exercise
Mosey back to kettlebells

THE THANG:
6 exercise moves
*swings
*kb Merkins
*shoulder press
*American hammers
*curls
*squats
Perform 20 reps of each and move to right
Once complete run up hill to Munn Rd and back
Rinse and Repeat except round 2 = 24reps and round 3 =26 reps
MARY: at cot got 3 rounds of Mary in and completed at 0600 sharp

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Read your newsletter
COT:
Lots of prayers praises and good vibes by all

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A deep dive into the mind of Slash at the Hive

WARMUP:

The Q was told today started at 5:16, so he arrived just in time…

SSH, Moroccan Nightclubs, Windmill, Imperial Walker, Hillbilly Walker

THE THANG:

Based off a 2019 GORUCK monthly workout that I know Bandcamp loved back then.

The main movement was suitcase carry up and down the hill by the stadium. At the bottom the work was 20 reps of each below starting with the top. Then adding the next one the next time. Then the top 3 the next time etc. I think we made it to overhead press

Swing
Squat
Lat Pull-Over
Lunge
Plank Pull-Through
Overhead Press
Curl
Man Makers

MARY: One minute of LBC to get to 6:00

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

For the love of God, run in the Cannoli Run if you can!

Aug 11-13 plan for retreat to save lives

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It’s Good to Be Back

COP
SSH x 20
Low Slow Squat x 10
Moroccan Night Club x 20

Disclaimer, move to start point.

WEINKE
Use parking rows as pain stations
11 Reps Each Stop

Method of Travel
Rounds 1 & 2: Lunge walk to each row
Round 3: Bear Crawl KB Drag

Stop 1
Halos
Kid Launch

Stop 2
One Legged RDL both sides

Stop 3
Tricep Extensions
Curls

Stop 4
Goblet Squats
Cossack Squats

Stop 5
KB Swings
OH Press

Stop 6
Burpee Snatch

Stop 7
Bent over rows

We completed 2 rounds and headed back to start for some Mary

Mary
WWI Situps
American Hammers
V-Ups
LBCs
Merkins (who knew this was Mary??)

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Diesel Power

WARMUP:
Warmup Type Reps
Front Straddle Hops to Seal Jack Cadence 5
WalkOutPlankMerkin Single 5
ChickenWinSideStrdlHop Cadence 5
DownDog to Honeymooner OYO 5

THE THANG: Traditional body builder focused workout with the goal of complete muscle exhaustion to precipitate growth. The heaviest weight was used possible with a maximum of 5 reps with perfect form. Each target muscle flight started with a pre-fatigue movement without weight focusing on squeezing the muscle followed by a movement breakdown of lower target, upper target, full range motion. Then three, five second negative sets followed by a 15 second isometric or power hold to blow out the muscle. Each flight concluded with a plyometric exercise accompanied by a targeted muscle exercise again. The Weinke floated away several times!!

Biceps Legs Chest Core Triceps Back Shoulders
Curl R SumoSq R Pullover R Plank R OH Press R GoodMrng R UpRow R
PF – NoWt 10 PF – NoWt 10 PF – NoWt 10 SP L/R 10sec PF – NoWt 10 PF – NoWt 10 PF – NoWt 10
Lower 5 Lower 5 Lower 5 SphxToeTap 10r Lower 5 Lower 5 Lower 5
Upper 5 Upper 5 Upper 5 SP L/R Cr 5r Upper 5 Upper 5 Upper 5
Full 5 Full 5 Full 5 Inchworm 5 Full 5 Full 5 Full 5
Negative 3/5s Negative 3/5s Negative 3/5s BoatDec 3/5s Negative 3/5s Negative 3/5s Negative 3/5s
Force 15 secs Force 15secs Force 15secs SP/LR wBell 15s Force 15secs Force 15secs Force 15secs
Plyo RunHold 15secs SumJackHld 15secs SealJacks 15secs BBallShooter 3es FrtStrJackHold 15secs PlankBtKick 15secs AroundW 3es
Palm Up Bell2chest NoBell BellOverhead BellDown OnTipToes
DiamdHold Jump

MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Cannoli Run, AKA.
COT: Prayers for VUVU’s son and Cakebosses Brother, along with additional thoughts for parents, children, and school administrators as the school year comes to a close. AYE!

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Dice & Deck of Pain

WARMUP: SSH, Moroccans, windmill, static stretching
THE THANG: 17 kettle bell cards, pick one, roll the dice for reps then do a lap. Repeat
MARY: one round of BB sit-ups w weight
ANNOUNCEMENTS: sign up for band 5k & cannoli run
COT: embrace the journey, focus on the process, happiness is on the trail not just at the finish line.

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Had these legs all my life

WARMUP: SSH, IW, HW, yoga, mosey
Humane Burpee – look it up

THE THANG:
Farmers Carry towards the school courtyard
Stop a few times along the way for 5 of each
Goblet Squat
Squat and Press (each side)
Good Morning
Single Leg Deadlift (each side)

Got to the courtyard. Bearcrawl with the bell stopping for one manmaker at each light

At the end, built up into a kettlebell flow with each arm;
Swing
Clean
Squat
Snatch
as we left we added an overhead lunge at the end.

Mixed and match how many times we did each side
MARY: one moment of core, but there was so much mumblechatter and very little work. So, we agreed to do four burpee snatches instead.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: read your newsletter
COT: prayers for marriage, parents, travel, our nation

NMM: not sure why, but I need deadlines to get some things accomplished in my life. Set a deadline on when you’ll go on your next date with your M, or when you’ll do something with just you and your kiddos. Be proactive about it. I know I have to; otherwise it is relegated to a “someday” activity.

A privilege to lead

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Jokers Were Smokin Wild

WARMUP: SSH, Windmills, Morrocon NC, Hillbilly Walkers, Calf Raises, and Cherry Pickers
THE THANG: Part 1: 5-10-15-20 Reps of KB Deadlift, KB Goblet Squats, KB Reverse Lunge, and KB Thrusters; After each round, farmer’s carry. Part 2: Deck of Cards as Spades ♤= KB Swings, Heart ♥ = KB Bent-Over Rows, Diamond 🔹 = KB Floor Chest Press, Clubs ♧ = KB Overhead Press, and Jokers 🃏 = (10) MAN Makers; After every 5 cards drawn, mosey to first speed bump and back.
MARY: KB American Hammers and KB Flutters
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Read the newsletter
COT: Prayers and Praises

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