BLIMPS, Rocks and Sprints

WARMUP:
SSH
IW
Peter Parkers
Parker Peters
others I can’t remember

THE THANG Pt 1:
3-Corner BLIMPS Accumulator
Round 1- 1 burpee at each corner
Round 2 – 1 burpee, 2 Lunges at each corner
Round 3 – 1 burpee, 2 Lunges, 3 Imperial Walkers
Round 4 – 1 burpee, 2 Lunges, 3 Imperial Walkers, 4 merkins
Round 5 – 1 burpee, 2 Lunges, 3 Imperial Walkers, 4 merkins, 5 plank jacks
Round 6 – 1 Burpee, 2 Lunges, 3 Imperial Walkers, 4 merkins, 5 plank jacks, 6 SSH
Round 7 – 2 Lunges, 3 Imperial Walkers, 4 merkins, 5 plank jacks, 6 SSH
Round 8 – 3 Imperial Walkers, 4 merkins, 5 plank jacks, 6 SSH
Round 9 – 4 merkins, 5 plank jacks, 6 SSH
Round 10 – 5 plank jacks, 6 SSH
Round 11 – 6 SSH

Run to entrance (bottom of hill) and select a coupon:
Exercise (below), sprint to top of hill, plank until 6 comes in, hold 6 inches, jog back to rock, repeat:
– 10 curls
– 10 curls, 10 overhead
– 10 curls, 10 overhead, 10 sqts
– 10 curls, 10 overhead, 10 sqts, 10 tri
– 10 overhead, 10 sqts, 10 triceps
– 10 sqts, 10 triceps
– 10 triceps

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Not so Moderate Deck o’ Death

Eleven men got a little better this morning at The Yard. Here’s what we did:

Warm-Up
– 10 Low Slow Squats (IC)
– 10 Imperial Walkers (IC)
– 10 Hillbilly Walkers (IC)
– 10 Seal Jacks (IC)
– Mosey the bus loop

The Thang
Deck o’ Death (take turns pulling cards and performing the following exercises followed by a short run)
– 90 second High Plank
– 100 SSH
– 20 Diamond Merkins
– 20 Dips
– 20 Merkins
– 60 second Low Plank
– 20 Smurf Jacks
– 19 High Knees
– 15 Oblique Crunches (each side)
– 20 Irkins
– 17 Monkey Humpers (IC)
– 20 Shoulder Taps
– 18 Backwards Lunge
– 100 Calf Raises
– 20 American Hammers
– 13 Wojo Squats

Mosey back to COT lot for Four Corners
– 15 Tempo Merkins (IC)
– 15 Heels to Heaven (IC)
– Elevens (LBCs/Lunges)
– 15 Y Squats
– 15 Alternating Shoulder Taps
– 15 Rosalitas
– 15 Derkins

NMM
The humidity was as high as the spirits this morning as we endured Wisdom by Walker and a couple solid bar jokes. I hope today’s workout was the hardest thing we do today, but most likely it won’t be. Maybe it’s a past due Honey-do list or a hard conversation with the M. When whatever that thing is manifests today or this week, I encourage you to attack it with the same vigor you attacked today’s beatdown. Do the hard thing today instead of letting it eat at you for weeks. You got this!
-IJ

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It’s a moderate without Bs

Started at exactly 6:30 AM with a professional disclaimer stating that YHC is not a professional.

We moseyed around the lot and warmed up with,
Side Straddle Hop
Produce Pickers
Windmills
Moroccan Nightclubs
Imperial Walkers
Hillbilly Walkers

Mosey to the benches for,
50 step-ups (25 each leg)
25 25 calf raises

40 step-ups (20 each leg)
20 calf raises

Mosey to the running tracks for some partners work.

100 Merkins
150 CDDs
200 Big Boys
300 LBCs

Mosey to the shovel flag for some Mary, PAX choice as we went in circle one by one until time ran out.
There were,

Toe touches
Freddy Mercury
Box Cutters
and more

COT
Announcements
Prayers
Praises

Burpees and Bear Crawls

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Cold Calls

WARMUP: SSH, MNC, WM, IW, HW
THE THANG:
DORA: Timer 100yd run
200 step ups
100 Erkins
125 Squats
50 Derkins
100 Calf Raises

Thang 2

TABATA (40 sec of work, 15 sec rest)

Round 1 – Mountain Climbers, Bomb Jacks, Squat Thrusts, High Knees

Round 2 – Lunges, S.S. Hops, Merkins, Speed Skaters

Round 3 – American Hammers, Flutter Kicks, LBCs, Hold Plank

MARY: Few Exercises
ANNOUNCEMENTS: CSAUPs,
COT: Closed in Prayer

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T Y H E R A D

5 were at The Yard for a tour of the back entrance light posts as we had pain in chalk at each pole. Each pole at a letter of THE YARD, but not in order, so that led to some light yogging to find the next letter in the correct order. Everyone enjoyed immensely.

Prayers for Bonsai’s wife and Old Bay’s wife, Twister’s mom, thankful for safe travels for Tater and his M, and for DT’s upcoming trip.

Signups available for yard work at the Care Center.

Thanks to JCruise for the opportunity!

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Yard Work

WARMUP: Yes – stretching, gas pumpahs, SSH, Windmills, Squats, Nightclubs, Imperial Walkers.
THE THANG: DORA ( Derks, Squats and Dips) Hill work with some Bomb Jax and Sumo-Squats followed up with 4 corners (Merkins in cadence and Flying Squirrels (oyo).
MARY: Yes – 4 mins of Mary saved us from 20 Flying Squirrels….
ANNOUNCEMENTS: cSAuP coming, FtMill Care Center signups, Christmas party, etc etc
COT: Yes

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Bus Lane Beatdown

WARMUP: SSH, Cherry Picker, Mosey to Bus driveway
THE THANG: using light poles as markers, 10 merkins, run to next pole, 10 big boys, repeat 4 times. 10 squats, run to next pole, 10 flutter kicks, repeat 4 times. Various exercises, runs, planks, etc. until back to COT.
MARY: hip flex
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Newsletter
COT: Ball-o-man

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You Can Do Anything For One Minute

WARMUP:
15 – SSH
10 – Moroccan Night Club
10 – Windmill
15 – Cherry Pickers
10 – Merkins

Broga with 5 Shoulder Taps, 5 Plank Jack’s

THE THANG:
(1) You Can Do Anything For One Minute
60 seconds work, 15 seconds rest
Slow mosey around the track after each round.

Round 1:
• 60 seconds of jumping jacks
• 60 seconds of bodyweight squats
• 60 seconds of push-ups (beginner modification:
kneeling push-ups)
• 60 seconds of high knees sprinting in place (beginner modification: march or jog in place)
• 60 seconds plank

Round 2:
• 60 seconds of burpees (beginner modification: skip the jump and just do a squat and push-up)
• 60 seconds of alternating forward lunges
• 60 seconds of mountain climbers
• 60 seconds of V-ups
• 60 seconds alternating side lunges

Round 3:
• 60 seconds bird dog
• 60 seconds jump squats
• 60 seconds right side plank
• 60 seconds left side plank
• 60 seconds squat hold

(2) Wall sits with bear crawl cycle

(3) 3 Merkin Indian Run
MARY:
ABC’S of Abs
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Murphy Opportunities
Bethel Men’s Shelter Nights
Summer of CSAUP’s
HIM Camp
Shovel Flag Handoff – Seabiscuit
COT:
Show To Know.

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Plates of Pain

WARMUP:
SSH
Low Slow-ish Squats
Tempo Merkins
Moroccan Nightclubs

THE THANG:

The plates of pain:
Partner up
One partner does 5 squats, 5 merkins, 5 big boys ad infinitum.
Other partner moseys to one the (paper) plates of pain and does the exercises written on it. Partners then trade off. Once each partner has done the exercises on a plate they move to the next plate. MOT is done out and back.

1. Bear Crawl – 15x Carolina Dry Docks
2. Sprint – 15x Box Jumps
3. Lunge Walk – 20x Bonnie Blairs
4. Broad Jump – 15x Donkey Kicks
5. Duck Walk – 30x Monkey Humpers
6. Nur – 30x Calf Raises (10 regular, 10 wide, 10 pigeon-toed)
7. Karaoke – 10x Side Lunges each leg
8. Crab Walk – 30x Lonely Cowboys

MARY:
Ab Lab

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Bethel

COT:
Yes

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What’s In The Cards For Today?

WARMUP: Abe Vigoda, Cherry pickers, merkins, SSH, Imperial Squat Walkers, MNC, Hillbilly Walker
THE THANG: Mosey to gridiron, turn on the “boom box” for some tunes, pick a card at each corner of the field, 10 reps per card, 25 reps per royal, 100 reps per Ace. Run in between each corner.
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Bethel Men’s Shelter July 4th cookout, Care Center lawn maintenance, Cannoli Run next weekend.
COT: Prayers for Brother In Law whose in hospice care. safe travels.

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