Snake Bite

WARMUP: SSH, WM
THE THANG:
BEAR CRAWL 75y and TOY SOLDIER back
MURDER BUNNY 75y and PASS-THROUGH LUNGE back
DUCK WALK W/ BELL 75y and OVERHEAD CARRY back

Timer:
Rd1 10 Overhead sandbag tosses
Rd2 8 pull-ups
Rd3 50 mountain climbers

AMRAP:
– HIGH PULLS
– HALO CW
– HALO CC
– M.H.S.
– MERKIN PASSTHROUGH
– LUNGE PASSTHROUGH

RUN A LAP

– SWINGS
– O.H.P
– AROUND THE WORLD CW
– AROUND THE WORLD CC
– DEADLIFT
– SKULL CRUSHER

RUN A LAP

– TRI-EXTENTIONS
– BENTOVER ROW LEFT
– BENTOVER ROW RIGHT
– CURLS
– FLUTTER PRESS
– B.B. O.H.P.

RUN A LAP

MARY: American Hammers, BB Sit-ups, Flutters
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Newsletters
COT: Closed in prayer

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Bakers Dozen

WARMUP: mosey around the lot and circle up adjacent to the bells. Various exercises with burpees sprinkled in between
THE THANG: it’s good to have a partner – took the Bells to the gym parking lot. Partner 2 ran between light poles while partner 1 started on 100-200-300: 100 curls, 200 swings, 300 flutters

When complete, pax took bells to a space of their choice in the lot and, based on the lot number, did the corresponding number of exercises with each number
Manmakers – 1st number
Swings – 2nd number
Squats – 3rd number

Switched Peking spaces and did the same.

MARY: made it back for more flutters and American hammers with the bell took us to 0600.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Yes. Read your newsletter
COT: 5th core principle

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LIV vs PGA Tour at the Hive

Uhaul was spinning the tunes by request which meant 80s and 90s rap hits. It is clearly a spiritual gift for him and the Pax appreciate it.

WARMUP:

Mosey around the parking lot
Windmills x 10
MNC x 15
Planks

THE THANG:

Separate into two groups (LIV tour and PGA Tour). Focus today would be KB exercises to improve golf swing accuracy and distance. Tours would do 3 sets of each exercise with 12 reps followed by a lap and then switch tours.

LIV
Hand Plank Reach
Merkins
Mtn Climbers

PGA Tour
KB Swings
Rows
IW

Lap then switch

Round 2
LIV Tour
Floor press
Russian Twist
Skull crushers

PGA Tour
Halo
Lateral swings
Slalom jumps

Lap then switch

All Tours
Goblet Squats
Curls
Big Boys

Mosey back to COT

COT: YHC had not Q’ed in some time and while I laid out a clear disclaimer, I failed to recognize that we had an FNG brought to us by Cohiba. Thanks to the pax, we were able to remedy this and provide him with a good name and explanation of F3 and the core principles.

I left the Pax with a question…what times in your life have truly brought you joy? Its a question that I was journaling about last night. What stands out to me is my wedding, the birth of my girls, seeing my girls succeed at something and the fellowship of the Pax

What has truly brought you joy?

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Slash’s Snake trip

WARMUP: yep. With some yoga and Dan John’s humane burpee

THE THANG:
Run to go see the dead snake Slash found
Sprint the tiny hill behind the stadium

8 min EMOM
3 single arm dead lift
2 clean and squat
1 squat thruster
Repeat on other side
Rest the remainder of the minute

Sets of 5 on each side in the grass
Single arm swing to snatch
Split squat
Lunge to halo
Single leg deadlift
Overhead reverse lunge
Overhead hold and march

5 burpee snatches each side

Some shin box mobility to close

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Convergence 7/4
Bethel 7/6
HIM Camp 8/11-8/13

COT:
Quote from Airborne: It’s easier to raise a son than fix a broken young man. Try to do the harder thing (like waking up to workout). Cause that harder thing for me is often being patient and soft with my words around a 9-year old boy that shares my last name. I’m more emotionally built to power through burpee snatches… parenting effectively takes work

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Old became new

WARMUP: run through parking lot, high knees, butt kicker, side shuffles, SSH, cherry pickers, Moroccans, merkins, squats, windmills
THE THANG: moved to the big parking lot and broke out the 2019 wienke.

30 was the count for round 1; very aggressive back in 2019 it appears.
– 30 kb swings
– squats
– shoulder press
– upward rows
– lunges with the bell pass through
– clean and press
– plank rows
– American hammers
– 15 man makers
– lawnmower pulls
– chest presses
– standing tricep extensions
– shrugs

Halfway through the exercises and at the end we ran to the end of the parking lot.

Rinse and repeated until time ran out and cut the counts in half.
MARY: nada
ANNOUNCEMENTS: yes, newsletter. Convergence, Boss Hogg, and HIM camp
COT: we did a round the horn so just pray for us all, lol

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Ultra Farmer’s Carry

WARMUP:
Some around the world and Halos

THE THANG:
Farmer Carry to the pull up bars, while getting lost along the way.
Once at the bars, 5 rounds of 10 snatches (right arm) followed by 5 pull ups. 10 snatches (left arm) 5 pull ups.
Headed back to COT for the McGill Big 3
Big Boys, bird dogs, and side planks

Wanted to challenge the core muscles today along with all the stabilizers. Super crucial for overall back health.
MARY: Went around the circle doing Mary’s

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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The 3in Screw!!

WARMUP: mosey to 5 light poles and do exercise
Mosey back to kettlebells

THE THANG:
6 exercise moves
*swings
*kb Merkins
*shoulder press
*American hammers
*curls
*squats
Perform 20 reps of each and move to right
Once complete run up hill to Munn Rd and back
Rinse and Repeat except round 2 = 24reps and round 3 =26 reps
MARY: at cot got 3 rounds of Mary in and completed at 0600 sharp

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Read your newsletter
COT:
Lots of prayers praises and good vibes by all

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A deep dive into the mind of Slash at the Hive

WARMUP:

The Q was told today started at 5:16, so he arrived just in time…

SSH, Moroccan Nightclubs, Windmill, Imperial Walker, Hillbilly Walker

THE THANG:

Based off a 2019 GORUCK monthly workout that I know Bandcamp loved back then.

The main movement was suitcase carry up and down the hill by the stadium. At the bottom the work was 20 reps of each below starting with the top. Then adding the next one the next time. Then the top 3 the next time etc. I think we made it to overhead press

Swing
Squat
Lat Pull-Over
Lunge
Plank Pull-Through
Overhead Press
Curl
Man Makers

MARY: One minute of LBC to get to 6:00

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

For the love of God, run in the Cannoli Run if you can!

Aug 11-13 plan for retreat to save lives

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It’s Good to Be Back

COP
SSH x 20
Low Slow Squat x 10
Moroccan Night Club x 20

Disclaimer, move to start point.

WEINKE
Use parking rows as pain stations
11 Reps Each Stop

Method of Travel
Rounds 1 & 2: Lunge walk to each row
Round 3: Bear Crawl KB Drag

Stop 1
Halos
Kid Launch

Stop 2
One Legged RDL both sides

Stop 3
Tricep Extensions
Curls

Stop 4
Goblet Squats
Cossack Squats

Stop 5
KB Swings
OH Press

Stop 6
Burpee Snatch

Stop 7
Bent over rows

We completed 2 rounds and headed back to start for some Mary

Mary
WWI Situps
American Hammers
V-Ups
LBCs
Merkins (who knew this was Mary??)

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