7/29 GC

WARMUP: Normal routine of SSHs, windmills, imp Walker’s, etc.
THE THANG: Mosey over to front of pet store and partner up. P1 does a burpee while p2 waits. Then p2 does burpee while p1 waits. 20 as a team then yog over to Indian restaurant and back. 4 rounds of partner burpees.
Mosey over to church lot for the 300. 30 reps of 10 exercises. Merkins, squats, flutters, shoulder taps, plank jacks, seal jacks, am hammers, CDDs, lunges, and LBCs.
Moseyback to main lot and circle up. Group does lunges while one PAX does 2 burpees. Go around the horn twice. Next round is shoulder taps while one PAX does 5 merkins. 2 rounds. Final set, one PAX calls out 10, 45, 90 degrees hold while one PAX does 5 LBCs. 2 rounds of that and times up. Recover.
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT: Thx for the opportunity <@U01CGBKBQ64>

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Better late than not at all!!

Your on Q and plan a great morning then you open your eyes and the clock says 0511
Oh crap is the words and feelings and begin stumbling to get dressed pee and get to AO
While driving I was like I am going to get hammered but we need to face to music even when it’s not the best of intentions.
The PAX were gracious and Slapshot led them well until YHC arrived
#keepposting

WARMUP:
Slapshot had them doing some Tabata
Looked awful
THE THANG:
Mosey to church lot and partner up
8 exercises AMRAP
Partner 1 does exercise
Partner 2 runs lap
See if I can remember all of them
Merkins
Big Boys
Shoulder Taps
LBCs
Mtn Climbers
Flying squirrels
Wide Arm Merkins
Plank Jacks
MARY:
Indian Run back to COT

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Read Newsletter
Start Using Gloom Schedule
COT:
Own mistakes and face the consequences and trust in the future that you’ve learned

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Australia Toilet Water

It was a steamy day at The Stockade, so even though we stayed away from the dumpster juice things got juicy.

Warmup Wall Work:
Side Straddle Hop
Windmills
Burpee Wall Sit
The Australian
The Peoples Chair with overhead claps

We Froggert’ed across Gold Hill Road over to the Golden Arches for some Four Corners.
Seven Laps – Four Corners – Add an exercise each round:
1 Burpee
2 Squats
3 Dry Docs
4 Lunges
5 Merkins
6 BB Situps
7 Seal Jacks

Ran back to the wall for some Bulgarian Split Squats (Band Camp Approved).

Back to COT for Prayers and Praises.

JWow

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Crazy 8

WARMUP: Mosey to Grace Presbyterian Lot
FNG found pax there and joined
All exercises I/C

Windmills
Merkins
Cherry pickers
Low slow squats
Peoples chair with Moroccan night clubs and air presses

THE THANG: The Ladder
Complete each exercises followed by a mosey to the drop off circle and return. Add an exercise at each return. Go back down the ladder by dropping one exercise each round

5 burpees
10 diamond merkins
15 wide arm merkins
20 lunges (10 each leg)
25 squats
30 seal jacks

Moseyed toward COT with 5 burpees along the way

MARY: time for protractors, hello dollys and rosalitas. That took pax to 0600

ANNOUNCEMENTS: read your newsletter

COT: as always, 5th core principle

Thanks for the call, Half Shell :eye:

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Does it stink everywhere or is that one of us?

DISCLAIMER: Disclaimed
WARMUP: Mosey around parking lot to alley next to HT.
– 20 SSH IC
– 10 LSS IC
– 10 Windmills IC
– 10 Imperial Walkers IC
– 10 Hillbilly Walkers IC
– 10 MNCs IC
– Yoga
– Wall sits with waterfall of bearcrawls and burpees

THE THANG: Mosey back over to parking lot near Dogtopia.
Perform 1 burpee on one side of parking lot, and list of exercises on other end of parking lot. Burpees increase every round.
– 10 Bomb Jax
– 20 Merkins
– 30 Wide Arm Merkins
– 40 Squats
– 50 LBCs
– 40 Lunges
– 30 American Hammers
– 20 Diamond Merkins
– 10 CDDs

MARY: Flutters, Big Boys, Hello Dollys, Box Cutters

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Bethel Men’s Shelter

COT: Stays in COT

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Wally World Run

Nine men joined our brothers from Colosseum for a little Walmart shopping spree. Conditions were…unpleasant. Here’s what we did:

Warm Up
– 10 SSHs (IC)
– 10 Seal Claps (IC)
– 10 Imperial Walkers (IC)
– 10 Low Slow Squats (IC)

The Thang
– Run 1.25 miles to Walmart
– Partner up for Dora (100 Merkins, 200 Squats, 300 LBCs)
– Run 1.25 miles back
– 3.5 ish miles total

Before we left the parking lot, we put the rogue carts back into the corrals. It wasn’t our job and it wasn’t required, but if we didn’t do it, then I wonder who would have. Sometimes things have to get done even if it’s not our responsibility. Do them anyway. If not us, then who? If not now, then when?

-IJ

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Rocky Road

5 @ golden-corral for a rocking good time. We started with a lap around the parking lot and stopped for a few warm-up exercises.
Next, we each picked a stone and performed the following exercises in cadence: Curls, shoulder press, and bend over rows. Short lap around the parking lot.
Next, Dora with stone, 100 shoulder press, 200 squats, 300 chest presses.
We ended with a man-maker accumulator. Man-Maker at parking space line, +1 at each addition line. Partner 1 did MM, while Partner 2 ran, switch out.
Total MM = 66

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Autobahn Virgin Q

WARMUP:
15 Wind mill
15 Hill Billy walkers
15 cherry pickers
20 Squats
20 Merkins
THE THANG
Mosey to the back of Harris Teeter (HT)
• “Cocaine Bear Crawl” (in groups of 3):
1 round of bear crawl per person
Meanwhile, waiting PAX perform:
• Side Straddle Hops and
• Sumo Squats
Mosey to the Spring of Arbors Apartments
• Pendulum Drill:
• Start with 7 burpees and 1 squat
• Then 6 burpees, 2 squats
• Continue until 1 burpee and 7 squats
Mosey to the church
• Partner Workout:
• Goal: 100 combined step-ups
• Partner A performs step-ups
• Partner B runs a lap
• Switch until the team completes 100 total step-ups

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Shoulders and Shuffling

WARMUP: Disclaimer and light jog to the space between Walgreens and Jersey Mikes for COP
THE THANG:
COP (all in cadence): SSH x 25, Squat x 25, Mountain climber x 25, Freddie Merc x 20, LBC x 25, Windmill x 10, Diamond merkin x 15, back and shoulder stretch LH/RH, Jump squats x 20
Make a loose formation and mosey to the HT lot near the brick landscaping wall on the left side of the lot. The Pax stopped 4 times and did 5 burpees at each stop on the way to the wall.

At the wall, we did 11’s. Decline merkins and dips OYO (crowd pleaser).

Mosey about 20 yards from the wall and plank it up facing the wall. Hold plank/6″/elbow plank while the Pax, one by one, ran to the wall, did 3 box jumps or step-ups, and ran back.

Mosey to a section of striped lot across two rows and side shuffle along the striped rows in a zipper fashion for 6-7 rows. At the end of each row, do a burpee. Al Gore for the 6. Rinse and repeat back to the start, substituting bomb jacks.

Mosey to the small grassy area next to the landscaping wall for a traditional Jack Webb (1:4, merkins and overhead claps to 10)

Mosey to COT for Mary.

MARY: Box cutter x 20, American hammer x 20, Hello Dolly x 20, Superman hold x 2

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Murph Workout on Memorial Day after regular F3 workouts, Hog and Coyote, Tortoise and Hair CSAUP’s coming up. Read your newsletter!

COT: Prayers for ST’s friend Becky and JWOW’s neighbor with cancer. Also, Half Shell’s father-in-law (grand-father-in-law?)

Whew – summer’s coming. There’s much more sweat today than in the past few weeks. We hit the shoulders hard today with the 11’s and Jack Webb’s. I think those will be felt tonight. Great to see <@U07TVBVVC3X> today and looking forward to his V-Q next week at GC. Everyone put out a great effort today, and it’s always a pleasure to lead the Pax at <#C02PFBMMZL6> – one of my favorite AO’s of The Fort! Thanks again for the Q-spot <@U01CGBKBQ64>

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Jack Webb Baby

WARMUP: mosey to ace. Totally hacked up names of most of my warmups. But, cadence was solid and we did 41 SSH’s.
THE THANG: Mosey to Dunkin parking lot where some how Senator looked as graceful falling as we all looked working out (not surprised).
Jack Webb 1:4 merkin/plank jack until we hit 36 plank jacks.
Mosey to COT. Jack Webb 1:4 CDD/air press (kinda sucked especially on the knees). Mosey to church. DORA – 100-merkins 100-squats 50-Burpees. Partner loop was mode of transport. Mosey to stinky trash bin (not stinky today). Mosey to Teeter side wall for wall sits and burpees. Made it back to COT at 0600 on the dot.
MARY: what’s Mary
ANNOUNCEMENTS: LUCA
COT: what happens stays but prayers were asked and sent up

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