Silk Curtain

WARMUP: yea, that’s important

THE THANG: run all the way around Red Ventures (aka the silk curtain loop)
Stops for merkins, squats, & fire hydrants at the fire hydrants. Picked up the heavy chairs on the way out and the way back

MARY: didn’t have much time, but did a bit at the stops

ANNOUNCEMENTS: newsletter

COT: was held. You shoulda been there, 100% of PAX hit coffeeteria afterwarda

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EMOM and Partner Ladder

WARMUP:
20 SSH IC
10 Windmills IC
10 Cherry Picker IC
10 Imperial Walkers IC
10 Hillbilly Walkers IC

THE THANG:
EMOM 25
MIN 1: 10 Burpees
MIN 2: 15 Squats
MIN 3: 10 Merkins
MIN 4: 20 Reverse Lunges
MIN 5: 20 BBS

Hyrox Partner Bodyweight:
Partner 1: Run The Loop
Partner 2: Do The Exercise, Count Reps
Partner 1: Repeats The Rep Count
Partner 2: Runs The Loop

Exercises:
Burpees
Squats
Merkins
Jumping Lunges
Shoulder Taps
BBS

MARY:
Abs go round

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

COT:

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VQ with the Deck of Pain

This was Eggo's VQ and he gave the disclaimer that he was not a professional but looking forward to it.
WARMUP: Windmills, SSH, Imperial Walkers, Moroccan Nightclubs, Strawberry Pickers
THE THANG: DECK OF PAIN
Diamonds- Merkins
Hearts- Chest Press
Spades- Squats with block
Clubs- Curls
Jacks were 11, Queens 12, Kings 13, Aces 14, and Jokers 15 burpees
MARY: Flutters
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Read your newsletter.
COT: What happens in COT stays in COT.

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Abs4America

WARMUP: 10 SSH / Pogo Hops
THE THANG: Mosey to track at FCMS
.5 Mile warmup
3 minute high plank
200 toe taps
100 big boys
1 minute side plank pulse each side
1 minute flutter
Missed back
MARY: No time
ANNOUNCEMENTS: newsletter
COT: families

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Zombified Q @ ROF

Coming back from a road trip late at night I managed approx 3 1/2 hours of sleep and found myself contemplating a 'no show' for my Q at ROF @ 4:30 in da morning. I recently had the honor of participating in our Greater Than CSAUP overnight ruck event. That is what pushed me past the selfishness of wanting to choose comfort over commitment, brotherhood. If I could endure that event with no sleep, then I can Q a 45min workout on 3 1/2 hours of sleep! I'm grateful to be surrounded by men who push me to be greater than! Feet hit the floor, water splashed on the face, a little caffeine and it was GO time!

WARMUP: Usual suspects

THE THANG:
Moseyed to the benches on the side entrance of NAFO, Asked PAX to find a spot on a bench.
#1 – 2 exercises: Step Ups & BulgarianSplitSquats
15 reps each leg of both exercises
10 reps each leg of both exercises
5 reps each leg of both exercises

Upon completion asked PAX to partner up for some Time Under Tension
Partner#1 holds Al Gore while Partner#2 completes 10 jump squats. FlapJack until you complete an accumulative rep count of 100 jump squats. Legs were burning by this point.

Moseyed to the pullup bars while picking up a Cindy along the way.
#2 – 2 Exercises: Pullups & ManMakers
Perform both exercises in the following sequence:
1 pull-up, 2 manmakers, 3 pullups, 4 manmakers, etc…
Continue till you reach the count of 10 and then reverse
count back down to 1. Will add up to 50 reps of each
exercise. PAX who finished 1st ended the pain for the
rest of the suffering souls.

Walked over to the hill with Cindy for a little Quadzilla w/ some core work.
#3 – This was done OYO. Run down the hill to the stop sign,
NUR back up to the top of the hill. Grab Cindy and
complete 15 BBSw/Cindy. Rinse&Repeat. We managed
to get in the minimum requirement of 4 rounds to quality
as a Quadzilla routine.

Took Cindy back home and moseyed to COT.

MARY: No Time Left On The Clock

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Read your NL

COT: STK!!!

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My AO (and region) VQ

WARMUP: SSH, Cherry Pickers, Imperial Walkers, Willie Mays Hayes, Good mornings
THE THANG: Thang 1) Ran to the theater and rotated Hand Release Merkins, Dirkins, and Irkins in sets of 5, 10, and 15.

Thang 2) moseyed into the parking lot where we did 10 jump squats and lunge walked one set of parking lines. Then did 9 jump squats and lunge walked 2 parking lines. Repeat till 1 jump squat and 9 lines were completed.

Thang 3) same as thang 2 but with burpees and bear crawls.

Thang 4) similar to above but with different increments: SSH in sets of 20, 15, 10, and 5 with side shuffles up and down the parking lot in between.
MARY: Big boys, flutter kicks, scissor kicks
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT: Expressed my appreciation to all the pax who have welcomed me to the region. Much appreciated!!

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First Rope

WARMUP: side straddle hops, cherry pickers, side lunges, temp merkins, runners stretch
THE THANG:
Mosey
3×10 – dips, Bulgarian squats, derkins, heels to heaven, and high plank

Mosey
Dora – 50 muscle ups, 100 jump squats, 2 rounds of high planks while partner runs yander

Mosey
Broad jumps with merkins and flutters mixed in
Inchworms with squats mixed in

Lunge walk back to COT, cut for time

MARY: American hammer

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Never trust a trombone guy. Clarinet guys are impeccable

WARMUP:
SSH
Imp Walker
Hillbilly Walker
Squat
Mosey
THE THANG:
Bear crawl Indian run
Dora
50 squats
100 lunges
150 LBC
bag is carried by 1 runner

Run to swings
Burpees and pass bag for manmaker
Squats and pass bag
Big boys and pass bag
Sumo squat and pass bag

MARY:
Was done

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Bethel June and July
Read newsletter

COT:
Don’t carry the weight alone

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