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Kumquat

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WARMUP: BC led that….it involved burpees in cadence, but only after some creative running

THE THANG: Split into 3 groups, was gonna be 4, but Tesh was late. Rotated at Esso's whistle. Band Camp's job was to travel the groups in reverse and …… "encourage" full completion of the exercises

Esso had arms
Shady had core
Slash had legs

It was pretty solid. We know this because Esso could barely move his arms after doing it 3 times, Shady has a massive F3 tramp stamp from the situps, and Slash actually worked out the full duration according to all accounts

MARY: Again Band Camp called more burpees.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Newsletter
14th year convergence at WEP on 9/29

COT: We discussed why shield lock is important. AND that it may not work the first….or second….or third time you try to form one. A man leads from his shield lock, without it I'm not going to be the leader I'm capable of being.

It's kinda like having access to outside consultants who know what's up and are tasked with being honest to you even when you don't want it.

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Old Bush

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WARMUP: Mosey with a few stops to the middle school track.

THE THANG: 100 yds of Burpee Dan. 10 Yards of lunges, 1 Burpee, 10 additional yards of lunges, 2 burpees, until you made it to the next end zone.
Partner AMRAP Work

  • First Partner Runs, the other performs exercise
  • Merkins
  • Squats
  • LBC's

Indian run back to COT

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Some
COT:

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Pipe Hitters Shieldlock Q

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14 at Lazarus for a Pipe Hitters Shieldlock beatdown. Here’s what we did:

Warm-up

  • 5 Merkins (IC)
  • 5 Low Slow Squats (IC)
  • 10 SSHs (IC)

The Thang
Island Hopping with Maximus

  • Run to 2nd island, run back, 10 Mtn Climbers
  • Run to 4th island, run back, 10 V-Ups
  • Run to 6th island, run back, 10 Mtn Climbers
  • Run to last island, run back, 10 V-Ups

Mosey to mid-lot

  • 10 Rounds Captain Thors (1:4 American Hammers, Flutters)

Handoff to Italian Job
Mosey to the Movie Theatre fountain

  • 1 Round of Rolling Thunder (Irkin/Dip repeat around the fountain)
  • 15 step ups
  • 20 Calf Raises Regular
  • 20 Calf Raises In
  • 20 Calf Raises Out

Mosey to side wall

  • 10 Wall Sits (IC)
  • 10 Dirty Hook-ups (IC)
  • 10 Reverse Dirty Hook-ups (IC)
  • 10 Bulgarian Split Wall Squats Left (IC)
  • 10 Bulgarian Split Wall Squats Right (IC)
  • 10 Wall LBC’s (IC)
  • 10 Australian Mountain Climbers (IC)
  • 10 Count Stretch

Handoff to Dark Helmet
Long Mosey to Greek Grill

  • 10 OH Chair Press (IC)
  • 10 Mike Tysons, run across the parking lot, 5 Burpees (3 Rounds)
  • Bear Crawl 30 yards

Long Mosey back to COT

  • 15 Flutters (IC)
  • 15 Hello Dollies (IC)

NMM
We were honored to lead this morning. Helmet shared some eloquent words about the value of having men in your life to speak truth, no matter if it hurts. If you don’t have those men, find them. It will enrich your life.

-IJ

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35lb Moderate 24kg Hard

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WARMUP: Yep
THE THANG:
Move to parking lot:
Single Arm Deadlift
Clean
Squat and Press
Overhead hold and March
did 5 reps on the right,
then 5 on the left

We did some type of travel between round. I think we hit 4-ish rounds before we had to farmers carry back to COT

MARY: might have missed her pushing it to close to 0600
ANNOUNCEMENTS: yep
COT: was held

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Bands and Birthdays

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WARMUP: SSH, Windmills, Willie Mays Hays, Cherry Pickers, Imperial Walkers
THE THANG: Each PAX was given 2 resistance bands. We then made our way around the AO stopping 8 times to do 5 band exercises in reps of 13 – overhead press, curls, upright rows, bent over rows, squats. We then stopped at the playground and did partner assisted merkins, tricep extension, and rotational pulls.
MARY: banded American Hammers
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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100-Yard Double Quarter Pounder

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WARMUP: SSH, Windmills and others
THE THANG:

  • First Quarter (25 Yards): Run to the 25-yard line, complete 25 merkins Nur to the goal line.
  • Second Quarter (50 Yards): Run to the 50-yard line, complete 50 squats, and Nur to the goal line.
  • Third Quarter (75 Yards): Rub to the opposite 25 yard line, complete 75 mountain climbers (R+L =1) and Nur to the goal line.
  • Fourth Quarter (100 Yards): Run to the opposite Goal line, complete 100 SSHs and Nur to the goal line.
  • Repeat: Rinse and repeat the entire sequence for a "Double Quarter Pounder".

4 Corner Finisher

  • Round 1:

Corner 1- 10 Merkins
Corner 2 – 10 Copperhead Squats
Corner 3 – 10 Merkins
Corner 4 – 10 Copperhead Squats

  • Round 2:

Corner 1- 10 CDDS.
Corner 2 – 10 Jump Squats
Corner 3 – 10 CDDs.
Corner 4 – 10 Jump Squats

MARY: A few exercises
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Were made
COT: We shared and Prayed

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Dear gauntlet featuring Miss Cindie’s Gloryhole

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WARMUP: SSH, IW, CP, MNC… Farmer carry to gauntlet
THE THANG:
8/25 snake pit
The gauntlet : 

  1. 15 tire flips
  2. 20 monkey King deadlifts (50 LB). ** There was motion on the floor without any vote to rename this “the teabagger”.
  3. Murder, bunny out /lunge walk back
  4. Log landmine press… 15 each side
  5. WWIII sIt ups  x 10.
  6. miss Cindy’s glory holes X 25
  7. Ruck man makers X 10
  8. Sledgehammer on tire (or gorilla smashes with 20 LB dumbbell) X 40
  9. Sandbag toss out and back

Board of pain while waiting for gauntlet:
(Most didn’t get too far… But if we had a higher headcount, this would’ve been critical)

100 SSH
90 American ham
80 KB swing 
70BW squat
60 LBC
50 KB snatch (25 each)
40 CDD
30 Freddie Mercury (2X count)
20 wide or diamond Merkin
15. Hello ladies.
10 Lieutenant Dan
5 Burpee‘s

MARY: partner up, foot to foot

  • one man holds 6 inches (narrow.) while the other does 10 Slaloms each side
  • flapjack
  • one man holds 6 inches (wide) while other does 10 gas pumps
  • Flapjack

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Rock region, Civitas, Bethel, other newsletter type stuff

COT: prayers for patience in dealing with family, grief/loss, and communication in marriages, etc.

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Heavy Shiiiii

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WARMUP: lap around the park. Stopped for some merkins, SSH and squats
THE THANG:
PAX cycled through 8 stations
1: 2×50 KB carry
2: 20 sandbag burpees 60lb
3: 20 hand release merkins, 20 squats, 20 big boys
4: 150lb ball carry
5: 20 devils presses. 2x50lb dumbbells
6: 15 ball over shoulder. 100lb
7: sandbag throw out and back. 40lb
8: sled pull out and back. 90lb

While PAX waited for the stations, we worked through a board of pain.
100 SSH
90 mountain climbers
80 squats
70 dry docks
60 shoulder taps
50 lbc
40 flutter kicks
30 American hammers
20 jump lunges
10 burpees

With final 10ish minutes, PAX played a game. Divide into 2 teams with a “home base”. Try to get as much weight into your home base by stealing from oppo team. Must do 5 burpees before stealing weight.

MARY: a bit
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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Push it to the limit

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WARMUP:
SSH
Imp Walkers
Moroccan nightclubs
Michael Phelps
Squats
Merkins
Broga

THE THANG:
Ladder interval up downs

Merkins and Squats
MOT Bear Crawl

LBC Jump Squats
MOT Lunges

Dora with shared bag

Merkins
Big boys
Imp Walkers

Carolina Dry Docks
Dips
LBC

50
100
150

Mosey w bag back to COT

MARY:
Stretching

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Pizza

COT:
Prayers for family and health

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What would you say you do here?

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WARMUP: yea, this is important

THE THANG:

  1. move the parking lot aisles. 1 burpee, run to the other end, 2 burpees, next aisle, 3 burpees, etc. up to 10
  2. mosey to the hill with the close light poles. 5 squats at the first, bear crawl to the second, 10 squats, bear crawl, etc. up to 30
  1. the last light pole was not illuminated….reminds me of a sad clown. A man who is present but the lights are off. So, of course we did reps there, because that guys needs them the most
  1. back down the hill with Carolina Dry Docks and crawl bear.
  2. mosey to the front of the school for a fake stop
  3. mosey to the back of the school for a short sprint
  4. mosey to the side of the school to climb the hill
  5. mosey back to COT with Dictator taking the lead

MARY: last 5 min and we rotated who led

ANNOUNCEMENTS: newsletter

COT: There are lots of guys in our lives with their lights off. Just a shell of what they could be. You can see it at work, in your neighborhood, at church, your kid's school, the grocery store, in a restaurant, etc. They're cosplaying at being the men they were created to be. F3 isn't the only answer for them, but it's a pretty dang good one. Go EH!

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