Regurgitated Alcatraz Weinke for the Pitt O’ Cocks

WARMUP: The usual… mosey to FCMS Track
THE THANG:
4 Corners:
Station 1) Mild – x 12
Round 1: Seal Jacks
Round 2:LBC’s
Round 3:Flying Squirrels
Round 4:Merkin
MOT → Mosey → 2)

Medium – x 9
Round 1: SSH
Round 2:Gas-Pumpers,
Round 3:Burpees
Round 4:Wide Merkin
MOT→ Toy Soldiers → 3)
HOT – x 6
Round 1: Smurf-Jacks,
Round 2:Big-Boiz,
Round 3:Kraken Burpees
Round 4:Diamond Merkin
MOT →Carioka →4)

THERMONUCLEAR – x 3
Round 1: Bomb-Jacks
Round 2: Hello Ladies
Round 3:Calimari/Krakens
Round 4:Partner Merkin
MOT back to Mild → WALK/ Mosey

1st hill Dora: 1 pax jogs down, Nur Back to switch

  • 50 Fisherman’s Calf Raises each side
  • 100 Flutters
  • 150 good AMs

MARY: Ab-Lab
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Newsletter – read all about it
COT: Held – Prayers lifted

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2026 QvQ Round 2

QvQ Format:
20/20
PAX Vote in 4 categories
V.A.P.E.

Rabbit:
Divide into two teams

Every man runs 25m and nurs 25 back and the completes 2 squat jumps and 2 burpees.
WWR but add 2 reps to each exercise after each trip out and back. Team with the most reps in total wins.

In addition, each team selects 2 pax to hold Cindy’s above head … Cindy can't drop below the head… if they do the team loses their count and starts over at zero

15 minutes of work.

After time expires, Hold AlGore and plank while the preacher preaches about asking for help and looking for a brother that might need it. (Let's do this for each other men!)

Last 4 minutes jail break 50m and do 5 Big Boys… again but do 10… keep adding 5 and sprinting until time expired.

Stage Coach:
Partner work
Partner 1 will run to the other side of the field and back to partner 2. Partner 2 will be doing an exercise that slowly progresses across the field until Partner 1 returns and switch. Continue switching off between running and exercises until you’re across the field.
Exercises – Bear Crawl, lunge, broad jump burpee, crawl bear and reverse lunge

Results:
Stage Coach won two categories, but Rabbit also won two and had the most overall votes. Win goes to Rabbit.

Great work by both Qs sharpening their leadership today.

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Too Much Fun

WARMUP:

  1. Windmill
  2. Cherry picker
  3. M Nightclub
  4. Imperial Walker

THE THANG:

  1. Bucket of fun – pick a card and run with the sandbag
  1. Side Straddle Hop, Merkin, Flutter Kicks, Plank Jacks, Burpees, Leg Raises, Lunges, Mountain Climbers, American Hammer, Shoulder taps, and big Boy Situps
  1. Stations of pain -> reps 20-15-10-5-10-15
  1. Station #1 – American Hammers, Leg Raises, and Big Boy Situps
  2. Station #2 – Mike Tyson, Merkin, and Wide Arm Merkins
  3. Station #3 – Jump Squats, Lunges, High Knees.

MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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Carrying the mental load

Warmup
SSH
Imp Walkers
Hillbilly Walkers
Low slow squat
Catchers
Merkins
Broga
Mosey to the back of CRHS
Dora
AMRAP for 5 rounds till the runner comes back and flapjacks
Q calls each exercise
1st round – merkins
2nd round – squats
3rd round – CDD
4th round – lunge
5th round – LBC
Bag is passed around and whatever group has the bag they do man makers for that round

Mosey to back of CRHS
plank pass of sandbag under the planked group 2-3 times back and forth depending on group size

Mosey to parking lot near gym of CRHS

Bear crawls up the hill crawl bears down the hill
Bag is passed around so one man does the hill with the bag

Lunge walk with bag while group plans. Every 5 parking spaces group catches lunger and planks while a new lunger goes 5 spaces
Go until you reach road

Mosey to COT

Mary if time allows

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Bethel
Chicken drive
Tortoise and Hare
Newsletter

COT:
Health
Travelers

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The Makeup Q

WARMUP: Windmills / Cherry Pickers / Worlds Greatest Stretch
THE THANG: Light Pole Circuit with ascending and descending reps
Archer Merkins x 5
Squats x 10
CDD x 15
LBC's x 20
Lunge x 15
Merkin x 10
Burpee x 5
Repeat twice then mosey around campus with pain stations.

Finish up at COT with some Mary
MARY: Present
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Newsletter
COT:

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And the cock crowed..

WARMUP: SSH, Imperials, Hillbillies, short mosey
THE THANG:
4 corners of chestish 25 reps each. 2nd round of abs.

Railroad track run one way and then back.

11 of buckets of surprise.

Partner wall sit/bear crawl to close it out.
MARY: No time for her today.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Flounder’s 80th, Masters lunch, Cannoli Fun, er Run.
COT: Always

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2026 QvQ Round 2

QvQ Format:
20/20
PAX Vote in 4 categories
V.A.P.E.

Rabbit:
Divide into two teams

Every man runs 25m and nurs 25 back and the completes 2 squat jumps and 2 burpees.
WWR but add 2 reps to each exercise after each trip out and back. Team with the most reps in total wins.

In addition, each team selects 2 pax to hold Cindy’s above head … Cindy can't drop below the head… if they do the team loses their count and starts over at zero

15 minutes of work.

After time expires, Hold AlGore and plank while the preacher preaches about asking for help and looking for a brother that might need it. (Let's do this for each other men!)

Last 4 minutes jail break 50m and do 5 Big Boys… again but do 10… keep adding 5 and sprinting until time expired.

Stage Coach:
Partner work
Partner 1 will run to the other side of the field and back to partner 2. Partner 2 will be doing an exercise that slowly progresses across the field until Partner 1 returns and switch. Continue switching off between running and exercises until you’re across the field.
Exercises – Bear Crawl, lunge, broad jump burpee, crawl bear and reverse lunge

Results:
Stage Coach won two categories, but Rabbit also won two and had the most overall votes. Win goes to Rabbit.

Great work by both Qs sharpening their leadership today.

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QvQ 2026 The Fort vs The Rock

QvQ Returns

The Rock reopens JOC for this event. First time in years QvQ prelims are on Fort soil at The Cockpit.

  •  April 1 @ JOC
    • Fort Q is Fishstix
    • Rock Q is Slopes
  • April 8 @ Cockpit
    • Fort Q is Stage Coach
    • Rock Q is Rabbit
  • April 15 @ JOC
    • Fort Q is Crystal Lake
    • Rock Q is Ventura
  • April 22 @ Cockpit
    • Fort Q is Ruby Slippers
    • Rock Q is River Rat
  • April 29 @ JOC
    • CHAMPIONSHIP – the 4 Winners compete for the title
Scoring

This year the competing Qs will split 20 minutes each. Voting will be done by the PAX in attendance in four categories based on the Q-Source V.A.P.E. concept.

Vision – creativity and clarity of your idea
Articulation – how well do you communicate this vision to the PAX
Persuasion – do you do anything to help the men move towards accomplishing the tasks set before them
Exhortation – how strongly do you encourage the men to see your workout vision through

Format
  • Traditional Bootcamp (use of gear as allowed by the site)
  • 0515-0600: 20/20 format with 5 min transition time
  • Away Q will go first/Home Q will close
Q-Source afterwards

Cyclops is hosting Q-Source post-beatdown at roughly 0615. Coffeeteria on site. Bring a mug and a chair. Make plans to stay if you’re able. The discussions are richer when you’re a part of them

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Winter Closeout Sale

WARMUP: Cherry Pickers / Hillbilly walkers / imperial walkers / 40 ssh
THE THANG: mosey to the hill at the top of Nims Village. Stopping along the way for pain stations. Mosey back with pain stations. Bear crawl/crab walk/burpee broad jump/lunge walk the marching band field. Over to the brick wall for wall sits with heel raises. Back to COT
MARY: Present
ANNOUNCEMENTS: newsletter
COT: For Uhaul and his family

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