Chilly Monday Bread Maker Beatdown

WARMUP: SSH,IW,Hillbilly, Cherry pickers, Runners stretch, Down dog
THE THANG:
Mosey to Forest Creek Football field.

  • 2 lengths of the field.

Length 1: lunge walk 10 yards, Catalina wine mixers, increasing reps by 2 every 10 yards. After 50 yards, switch to Dragon walks and jump squats, decrease reps by 2 every 10 yards.
Repeat the process for another length with skips/big boys & karaoke/freddie mercurys

  • Bearmuda Triangle: Bear crawl to 1st cone, 1 burpee, Bear crawl to 2nd cone, 2 burpees, Bear crawl to 3rd cone, 3 burpees. Repeat for 3 total laps.
  • Partner work, 1 runs 50 yards while other performs the exercise. Plank, Al Gore, Plank, Al Gore, Flutters
  • 4 Corners of Merkins. Diamond, wide arm, staggered, ranger. Then mosey back to COT

MARY:

  • Heels to heaven
  • Metro sit ups
  • Navy seal sit ups
  • J-Lo’s
  • Pickle pointers

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
-Bethel sign up genius is live in Mumblechatter
-Q school tomorrow
COT: Prayer requests and close out

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Egypt > Desert > Promised Land Bootcamp

WARMUP: We started with a mile around campus, fleeing Egypt with a few dynamic stretches along the way. Made sure to circle back for the six. @U5MQ8FHV0 stepped up with some Side Straddle Hops while YHC went back for @U02DKM63B7B.
THE THANG: We finally arrived in the Desert, a few parking lot islands away from the Promised Land.
25 Merkins, 25 Squats, 25 Big Boy Sit-Ups, followed by a controlled run to the next aisle. Repeat.
YHC also learned what a zipper is (and apparently isn’t).
Our first complaint came from @U02DKM63B7B, which seemed fitting considering the Israelites’ experience in the wilderness. He also appointed @U0BEBRDB5U7 as his proxy for any reps he wouldn’t be completing.
Once we reached 100 reps of each, we swapped Merkins for Dips, courtesy of @U08NJ8FF1PF.
We finished with a sprint around the parking lot perimeter, making our final push into the Promised Land.
MARY: A little Mary roulette followed, with @U011KKZ17U6 calling Jennifer Lopez, only for @U02DKM63B7B to discover someone was apparently doing the Ben Affleck instead. Hilarious.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Consider donating to F3 to support something that’s changed so many of our lives. Be proactive in providing food for Bethel Men’s Shelter. Convergence next month at the Ranch (apparently there’s good parking). The Excavation at Forest Hill Fort Mill is November 13. A few parties coming up, details of which YHC has not retained.
COT: Prayers for safe travels, a successful surgery for @UJKGM3VKJ and a speedy recovery. Prayers for @U0AQZ0DGP97 as he prepares to start his new job next month. Prayers for the Pope and for those requests left unspoken.

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Running Season is Here


WARMUP:
Mosey down hill behind school with various movements until reached the road loop at the bottom
THE THANG: Running and exercises until finish

First "mile" = Burpees followed by a lap, 4 total starting with 20, then 15, then 10, then 5

Second mile = Shoulder taps in cadence followed by a lap with similar pace partner(s), 4 total with same rep #s as before

Third mile = Sumo squats with slowest group starting first then middle group, then speedsters, only time for one lap so group 20 or 30 or 40 reps together depending on when they started the lap

Run home

MARY: 2 mins

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Beers for Beetus on 10/24 at Print Shop

COT: prayers for aging parents/inlaws, college age 2.0s, family and friends battling cancer and their caregivers

Strong effort today by all pax with terrific temps around 50 at launch. Everyone took advantage and pushed hard.

Simple weinke with spotlight on importance of looping in a partner (or more than one) when life gets tough and when adversity extends for a long stretch. Don't do life OYO!

Thanks for the hard work by all and the invite from brother Pauly!

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Viva La Libertad

WARMUP: SSHs, Hillbilly Walkers, Imperial Walkers, Moroccan Night Club, Cherry Pickers
THE THANG: Sumo Deadlift High Pull, Blades of Glory, Bus Driver, Bent Over Row, Carolina Dry Docks, Plank, Back Widow, Flutter Kicks, American Hammers, Jailbreak
MARY: Protractor
ANNOUNCEMENTS: newsletter
COT:

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A hill and sauerkraut

WARMUP:

  • SSH / IW / WM
  • mosey to hill behind the school

THE THANG:

  • modified suicides
  • 5 stops with increasing exercise count: 10/20/30/40/50
  • exercises: squats, shoulder taps, monkey humpers, imperial walker
  • rest every 5 min: 10 burpees
  • brief broga
  • mosey back

MARY:

  • sally squads

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

  • read newsletter

COT:

  • was held
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Flight of the Mumblecheese

WARMUP: Short lap mosey. SSH, Windmills, IW, HW, Casbah #2s
THE THANG: 3 rounds: Merkins, Squats, LBCs, CDDs, 🇺🇸Hammers
3 rounds Burpees, 🇺🇸 Hammers, Lunges, Mountain Climers. Short lap mosey. AMRAP (not really) 10 reps: Merkins, Squat Jumps, Freddie Mercs, Plank Jacks.
MARY: Dealers choice.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Bethel is Mexican Night
COT: Affirmative

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Q-School

WARMUP: Disclaimer and mosey down the hill to a warmup circle with the following exercises in cadence
Windmills x 10
Cherry Pickers x 10
Imperial walkers x 10
5 burpees OYO
Hillbilly Walkers x 10
4 burpees OYO
Seal Jacks x 10
3 burpees OYO
Low slow squat x 10
hold peoples chair while doing moroccan night clubs x 10 and shoulder presses x 10 and recover
2 burpees OYO
1 burpee OYO
side straddle hops x 21 (just because)

Mosey to main event

THE THANG: 4 corners that escalated in cadence
The credo of F3 is leave no man behind but leave no man where you found him. In that spirit, pax stayed together at all four corners performing the following exercises at each corner in cadence unless otherwise specified:

Merkins
Squats
Lunges
Burpees

Corner 1 – 5 reps of each and NUR to corner 2 – burpees were OYO
Corner 2 – 10 reps of each and bear crawl to corner 3 – burpees were OYO
Corner 3 – 15 reps of each at NUR to corner 4 – Time Machine graciously asked for in cadence 6 count burpees, YHC obliged.

Corner 4 – 20 reps of each with flying squirrels OYO instead of burpees

2 10 counts, a reminder of the credo and a mosey to the light poles

Light pole 1 – 10 LBC's in cadence
Light Pole 2 – 10 Rosalitas in cadence
Light Pole 3 – 10 Hello Dollys in cadence
Light Pole 4 – Plank with salutations for a total of one minute
Light Pole 4 – 10 incline merkins in cadence

Mosey to COT for a 45 second body destroyer at Bird Cage's gracious request.

MARY: No time
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Read you newsletter. Immediate need for Bethel on 10-1.
COT: 5th Core principle
NMM: Q-school provides us the opportunity to give the PAX a look at how to lead a workout. Choosing our credo as the theme today was not accidental. This credo creates an opportunity for tremendous impact in our lives and in the communities we serve. We show up for the man next to us and benefit as a result, taking another step in becoming #thatsomebody in our homes, neighborhoods, communities and world. How are you living out that credo in your life? It starts with the 2-3 people you will influence today.

Thanks for the opportunity, Pauly D.

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Bert

WARMUP: Brief tour of our 0.25mi loop
THE THANG:
50 burpees
400m run
100 merkins
400m rub
150 lunges
400m rub
200 squats
400m run
150 lunges
400m run
100 merkins
400m run
50 burpees

I believe all pax made it through at least half. Nobody got to the last burpees.

MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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Old Bush

WARMUP: Mosey with a few stops to the middle school track.

THE THANG: 100 yds of Burpee Dan. 10 Yards of lunges, 1 Burpee, 10 additional yards of lunges, 2 burpees, until you made it to the next end zone.
Partner AMRAP Work

  • First Partner Runs, the other performs exercise
  • Merkins
  • Squats
  • LBC's

Indian run back to COT

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Some
COT:

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