HIM Camp Review

WARMUP:
Mosey to pond for 10 each of Moroccan Night Clubs, Seal Jacks, Bomb Jacks

Plankorama: Scorpion Dry Docks (5 each leg) into 10 each of Shoulder Taps, Plank Jacks, Mountain Climbers

THE THANG:
Mosey to Lot behind Panera for a Dora
Start w 5 Jumping Lunges (each side) and 1 Burpee
Alternate bear crawling / lunge walking betweeen islands.
At each island, decrease/increase reps by 1 until finishing with of 1 Jumping Lunge (each side) and 5 Burpees

Mosey back to amphitheater

7 exercises, 7 reps with block – 5 rounds
Curls
Tricep curls
Derkins
Squat thrusts
Forward Lunges (both legs for 1)
Backward Lunges (both legs for 1)
LBCs

In between rounds – one PAX runs to first bench along pond while other PAX hold Al Gore

MARY:
Big Boys & Freddy Mercurys

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Christmas party, Bethel every 1st TH, look out for food collection details

COT:
Sickness, work challenges, family relationships healing, parents aging, moving decisions

TClap |
0

Frozen tundra mumblechatter

WARMUP: An adventurous warmup of circle runs and

SSH
IW
Tunnel touches
Merkins
Mtn Climbers
Overhead claps

One man ran two circles around us wilst we completed the various exercises.

THE THANG: We moseyed to the center of the park and partnered up. One partner ran half sped across the park whilst the other partner counted to 5 and then chased them down, completing the run to the concrete track. Jogged back. Repeated until everyone was annoyed.

Moseyed to the hill where the partners participated in the now trademarked “Indian Land Butt Sniffers Bear Crawl Uphill” :tm:

Then lunges uphill.

At playground – partners did planks, dips and grave diggers whilst partner ran around the playground.

The Mary was one set of flutter kicks.

Perhaps <@UGU3XR5RP> will have some comments but it was clear this was his favorite workout in months.

Dear Abby joined! We got a Chicago report.

We had the privilege of COT to express prayers for fellow Pax and also for Mrs DD.

Food drive to come!

TClap |
0

The Impossible Mile

WARMUP: barely
THE THANG: impossible mile
400m Bear Crawls
400m Lunge Walks
400m Burpee Broad Jumps (no one got past this)
400m sprint
MARY: nah
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Operation Love, Christmas Party, Bethel
COT:
Yes

So this workout was one of many that remind me why we do what we do.
Unexpected FNG came out this am, dudes an ex marine and a solid dude. Knew we would be there. But really it’s because every single man made a decision they weren’t going to leave the next man hanging. That’s why we post in unpleasant conditions, wee hours of the morning and in some cases with little sleep the day after a birthday where it would have been nice to sleep in if I’m being honest. I wouldn’t have been there for my brothers, and I also wouldn’t have gotten to see Private Dancer who came up from Florida, Dear Abby from Chicago, Boomhaur on his second post, met Hershey and MP, and gotten to see DH do some DH ish, with an FNG onboarding and so and and so on….So all in all a great morning. Welcome Body Butter!

The workout itself, well that’s another story. I wouldn’t say I regret it but I am going to be feeling that one for a few days…

TClap |
0

Goose got loose

WARMUP: SSH, Cherry pickers, moroccan night clubs, low slow squat,
THE THANG:Circuit 1: Bear Crawl Burner (10 minutes)

Perform 3 rounds, or AMRAP in 10 min:
• Bear Crawl Forward 20 yards, then reverse crawl back
• 15 Merkins (modify: incline or on knees if needed)
• 20 Big Boy Sit-ups
• 10 Jump Squats (scale: regular air squats)

Recovery Option: Walk a lap or 30 sec plank hold between rounds.

? 3. Circuit 2: Step-Up Strength Set (10 minutes)

Find a sturdy surface (bench, wall ledge, curb, or low bleacher). Do 3 rounds:
• 20 Step-Ups (10 each leg)
• 15 Bulgarian Split Squats (use same surface, 8 each leg)
• 20 LBCs
• 10 Burpees (scale: 5 if needed)

Note: Step-up pace can be moderate to preserve legs for later.

? 4. Circuit 3: Full Body AMRAP (10 minutes)

As Many Rounds As Possible in 10 minutes:
• 10 HR Merkins
• 15 Air Squats
• 20 Mountain Climbers (R+L = 1)
• 15 Lunges (total)
• 30 sec plank hold

Goal: Consistent pace, emphasize form.

? 5. Cooldown Yoga Flow (7 minutes)

Guided Flow:
1. Downward Dog – 30 sec
2. Step to Forward Fold – 20 sec
3. Slow Roll Up to Mountain Pose
4. Warrior I (R) – 30 sec
5. Warrior II (R) – 30 sec
6. Flow to Plank → Cobra → Downward Dog
7. Warrior I (L) – 30 sec
8. Warrior II (L) – 30 sec
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

TClap |
0