Air Force Warfare Beatdown

WARMUP: SSH-20, Imp/hillbilly walkers 15-each, Cherry Pickers 12, Burpees 5, downward dog and honeymooners 2.
THE THANG: Al Carmichael 10-10 workout. Merkins, Squats, BB Sit-ups, Lunges, Flutter Kicks, Carolina Dry Docks then some wall work around Harris Teeter.
MARY: Flutters 20, Hello Dollies 12, LBCs 16, Freddie Mercury 12, Body Destroyer 1-min.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Sweaty Barry tonight, Wed – Sextortion Class at Dt Johns UM Church 6pm, Bethel Men’s Shelter first wk of Aug, F3 Nation online tonight.
COT: Prayers for Central TX flooding, Half Shells Mom, Stand Ups friends Dad with possible Alzheimer’s, JWow’s daughter’s 18th Bday, Scalpels health and DaVinci’s father in-law prayers. :pray:

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Hot and sweaty

WARMUP: Intro, then mosey to the church. Warm up with MNC, Micheal Phelps, Wind Mills and Non-discrpt produce pickers. Mosey to behind HT to smell the sweet aroma of the GC. Continued warms up with merkins, Plank, up/down dog. Mosey to the hill.
THE THANG: 1st part- 7’s on the hill. Started at the bottom with CDD run up the hill for Monkey humpers. Once completed, mosey to the wall at HT. Balls to the wall, run out for 3 burbees. Final part, mosey to Walgreens for the 4 corners. 1st round, 5 burppees at each corner, then 10 big boys, then 15 merkinns, then…..we did not finish.
MARY: no Mary, just made it.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Sweaty Bary, Trout run and read your letter.
COT: Prayers for health, travel mercies and family patience.

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Burpee Ball at Alcatraz

WARMUP: lap around Runde Park then exercises in the parking lot including Imperial Walkers, Mountain climbers, CDDs
THE THANG: Mozy to the little league ball field right foul pole for 7s. Merkins at the RF foul pole and big boy sit-ups at the left field pole.
Once completed, mozy to home plate to explain burpee ball. Three squares/rectangles were marked off with cones in the outfield. We split up into two teams and scoring was as follows; 1 run if the ball is hit and stops in any of the boxes, 4 runs for a home run, burpee penalty if the ball doesn’t leave the infield or the batter whiffs. At the end of the inning, both teams sprinted to pickup the balls. The team that collects the most balls scores a run.
So that those not batting have something to stay busy with, Pax not hitting worked through a ladder (20 reps each) of the following: SSH, Squats, LBCs, Lunges, Seal Jacks, Shoulder Taps, Mike Tyson’s, Plank Jacks, and 2 burpees.
Batters hit off a tee with the finest and smallest tee-ball bat YHC could find in his garage. Both good and bad hits were had by all. The ball pick became the most contested part of the workout, with full sprints and possibly some tackling. We completed five rounds then returned to COT.
MARY: Nope
ANNOUNCEMENTS: CUSAPs
COT: Family and upcoming doctor results.

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Crazy 8

WARMUP: Mosey to Grace Presbyterian Lot
FNG found pax there and joined
All exercises I/C

Windmills
Merkins
Cherry pickers
Low slow squats
Peoples chair with Moroccan night clubs and air presses

THE THANG: The Ladder
Complete each exercises followed by a mosey to the drop off circle and return. Add an exercise at each return. Go back down the ladder by dropping one exercise each round

5 burpees
10 diamond merkins
15 wide arm merkins
20 lunges (10 each leg)
25 squats
30 seal jacks

Moseyed toward COT with 5 burpees along the way

MARY: time for protractors, hello dollys and rosalitas. That took pax to 0600

ANNOUNCEMENTS: read your newsletter

COT: as always, 5th core principle

Thanks for the call, Half Shell :eye:

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Circuit

WARMUP: cherry pickers, windmills, Moroccan night clubs
THE THANG: 5 pain stations
1. Sandbag – 20 dead lift, squat, shoulder toss
2. Kettlebell – 20 curls, swings, overhead press
3. 25 merkins, dry docks, shoulder taps
4. 25 SSH, squats, imperial walkers
5. 25 LBC’s, flutter, American hammer

Rinse and repeat for 45 minutes
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: convergence, golf tournament, Christmas party
COT: travel, family, patience

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Wally World Run

Nine men joined our brothers from Colosseum for a little Walmart shopping spree. Conditions were…unpleasant. Here’s what we did:

Warm Up
– 10 SSHs (IC)
– 10 Seal Claps (IC)
– 10 Imperial Walkers (IC)
– 10 Low Slow Squats (IC)

The Thang
– Run 1.25 miles to Walmart
– Partner up for Dora (100 Merkins, 200 Squats, 300 LBCs)
– Run 1.25 miles back
– 3.5 ish miles total

Before we left the parking lot, we put the rogue carts back into the corrals. It wasn’t our job and it wasn’t required, but if we didn’t do it, then I wonder who would have. Sometimes things have to get done even if it’s not our responsibility. Do them anyway. If not us, then who? If not now, then when?

-IJ

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Humidity is dumb

WARMUP:
Run away from the stench of the garbage truck.
SSH, windmill, squats, Broga, high knees, but kickers and toy soldiers.

THE THANG:
Continued over to Sonic for the escalator

Add an exercise for each round and all reps are the number for that round

2 – merkins
4- squats
6- LBCs
8- CDDs
10 – lunges
12- flutters
14 – WAM
16 – calf raises
18 – wheezy jeffersons
20 – burpees

First round 2 merkins, run a lap
Second round 4 merkins, 4 squats
Third round 6 merkins, 6 squats, 6 LBCs…

MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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? Smoked Buffet of Pain ?

? Warm-Up (Appetizer – “Clean Your Plate”):
SSH – 20 IC
Imperial Walkers – 15 IC
Hillbillies – 15 IC
Merkins – 10 IC
Moroccan Night Clubs – 20 IC
Strawberry Pickers – 10 IC
Burpee Buffet: 5 burpees OYO after every 2 exercises

? Main Course – “Buffet Line”:
STATION 1: Fried Chicken Legs (Legs)
20 Squats
20 Jump Lunges (10 each leg)
20 Mountain Climbers (each leg)
Bear Crawl to island and Jog back

STATION 2: Mashed Potato Arms (Upper Body Burn):
20 Merkins
15 Dips
10 Diamond Merkins
Sprint to island and Jog back

STATION 3: Mac N Cheese Core
25 LBCs
20 Flutter Kicks
15 Big Boy Sit-ups
Toy Soldier to island and Jog back

STATION 4: Gravy Train Cardio
10 Burpees
20 Monkey Humpers
10 Bomb Jacks
Crab Walk to island and Jog back

? Dessert – “Chocolate Fountain of Sweat”:
EMOM (Every Minute on the Minute) for 5 Minutes:
5 Burpees
10 Merkins
15 Squats
Rest for the remainder of the minute — or just enough to taste regret.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Read your newsletter
COT: Prayers and Praises

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Rocky Road

5 @ golden-corral for a rocking good time. We started with a lap around the parking lot and stopped for a few warm-up exercises.
Next, we each picked a stone and performed the following exercises in cadence: Curls, shoulder press, and bend over rows. Short lap around the parking lot.
Next, Dora with stone, 100 shoulder press, 200 squats, 300 chest presses.
We ended with a man-maker accumulator. Man-Maker at parking space line, +1 at each addition line. Partner 1 did MM, while Partner 2 ran, switch out.
Total MM = 66

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Triangle of Trust (TOT)

WARMUP: Mozy around the parking lot followed by Moroccan Night Clubs, Merkins, CDDs
THE THANG: Slowzy to the closed dental office and formed a plank line. Completed 4 plank jacks, dips, shoulder taps, and Supermans. Side shuffle and repeat for 8 reps, then 16, then 32.
We moved to the wall and enjoyed the light rain with seated Jack Webbs. Everyone assumed the wall sit position for overhead claps followed by merkins. 4 OC/1 Merkin, 8/2, 12/3,…40/10. Quick walk to get our legs back underneath us then back to the wall for wall sits. First person bear crawled out for 5 CDD and bear crawled back for the next person to go. Next round was monkey humpers then we switched to BTW for a rotating 10 count.
Walked to the drainage area to pick out a rock of your own choosing for 7s to Dogtopia and back. Overhead presses and dips were the exercises. YHC is nursing a bum leg and did LBCs and flutters during the run portion of the 7s.
With limited time left we returned to drop off the rocks and did 20 triceps presses. To balance our arms out, we did 20 curls before returning the rocks unharmed.
MARY: Nope
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Upcoming events
COT: TOT (Triangle of Trust) turned into a LOT (line of trust) when Grassy needed to leave. Prayers and praises from both Pax remaining.

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