Deck of Cards With Too Many Jokers

WARMUP: SSH, Windmills, Moroccan Night Clubs, 5 burpees
THE THANG: Deck of Cards
Hearts=Merkins
Diamonds= Diamond Merkins
Spades=Squats
Clubs=Big Boys
Jokers=25 burpees
After each PAX pulled a card, we ran 2 laps around the parking lot to get some cardio in, too. I included a 3rd Joker in the deck just to make it more fun 😉
MARY: Round Robin Style
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Trash Pickup, T&H, Read the Newsletter
COT: Lots of prayers for health, transitions, new schools, and marriages.

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Anyway but the stinky dumpsters

WARMUP:
We did dynamic warm up
Some moseys some wall work and then back to main parking lot
THE THANG:
9 lanes
10 Merkins, 20 Squats, 30 LBCs at top of each lane run to next one

MARY:
Plank on curb
PAX bear crawl to. End of line …2times with 5 burpees at the end
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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Deck of Cards With Too Many Jokers

WARMUP: SSH, Windmills, Moroccan Night Clubs, 5 burpees
THE THANG: Deck of Cards
Hearts=Merkins
Diamonds= Diamond Merkins
Spades=Squats
Clubs=Big Boys
Jokers=25 burpees
After each PAX pulled a card, we ran 2 laps around the parking lot to get some cardio in, too. I included a 3rd Joker in the deck just to make it more fun 😉
MARY: Round Robin Style
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Trash Pickup, T&H, Read the Newsletter
COT: Lots of prayers for health, transitions, new schools, and marriages.

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Anyway but the stinky dumpsters

WARMUP:
We did dynamic warm up
Some moseys some wall work and then back to main parking lot
THE THANG:
9 lanes
10 Merkins, 20 Squats, 30 LBCs at top of each lane run to next one

MARY:
Plank on curb
PAX bear crawl to. End of line …2times with 5 burpees at the end
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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Full buffet at the Corral

WARMUP: Dynamic warm up of 10 count exercises while moving through parking lot
Wrapped up with some wall work Dips, Step ups and Derkins
THE THANG:
Tega Cay Zipper
9 lanes through parking lot, perform the following at end of each lane
:fire:10merkins
:fire:20 Squats
:fire:30 LBCs

MARY: some plank work with bear crawl’s and finish with 5 burpees
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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Filthy Fifty on Old Farm Rd.

WARMUP:
15 SSH IC
10 Merkins IC

Plank Warmup
Honeymooner to Downward Dog
Plank Jack’s, Shoulder Taps

5 Burpees OYO

Mosey to Old Farm Rd.

THE THANG:
Modified Filthy Fifty
6 Cone Stations along the road.
Ladder Style – Station 1, Run to Station 2, Run back to Station 1, Run to Station 2, Run to Station 3, Run back to Station 1… Etc.
(Didn’t make it to Station 6…)
Round 1:
50 SSH

Round 2:
50 SSH
50 Merkins

Round 3:
50 SSH
50 Merkins
50 BBS

Round 4:
50 SSH
50 Merkins
50 BBS
50 Squats

Round 5:
50 SSH
50 Merkins
50 BBS
50 Squats
50 Plank Jack’s

Round 6:
50 SSH
50 Merkins
50 BBS
50 Squats
50 Plank Jack’s
50 Burpees

Mosey back to COT

MARY:
20 American Hammers
20 Hello Dolly
20 Flutters
20 BBS

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Stuff the Bus, Blood Drive, Tortise and the Hare

COT:
Show To Know

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BLIMPS, Rocks and Sprints

WARMUP:
SSH
IW
Peter Parkers
Parker Peters
others I can’t remember

THE THANG Pt 1:
3-Corner BLIMPS Accumulator
Round 1- 1 burpee at each corner
Round 2 – 1 burpee, 2 Lunges at each corner
Round 3 – 1 burpee, 2 Lunges, 3 Imperial Walkers
Round 4 – 1 burpee, 2 Lunges, 3 Imperial Walkers, 4 merkins
Round 5 – 1 burpee, 2 Lunges, 3 Imperial Walkers, 4 merkins, 5 plank jacks
Round 6 – 1 Burpee, 2 Lunges, 3 Imperial Walkers, 4 merkins, 5 plank jacks, 6 SSH
Round 7 – 2 Lunges, 3 Imperial Walkers, 4 merkins, 5 plank jacks, 6 SSH
Round 8 – 3 Imperial Walkers, 4 merkins, 5 plank jacks, 6 SSH
Round 9 – 4 merkins, 5 plank jacks, 6 SSH
Round 10 – 5 plank jacks, 6 SSH
Round 11 – 6 SSH

Run to entrance (bottom of hill) and select a coupon:
Exercise (below), sprint to top of hill, plank until 6 comes in, hold 6 inches, jog back to rock, repeat:
– 10 curls
– 10 curls, 10 overhead
– 10 curls, 10 overhead, 10 sqts
– 10 curls, 10 overhead, 10 sqts, 10 tri
– 10 overhead, 10 sqts, 10 triceps
– 10 sqts, 10 triceps
– 10 triceps

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Broga + stations

WARMUP: Broga x20 mins
THE THANG: 10 stations, 30″ each, jog ~20 yards to curb and back and proceed to next station
#1 foam roll calves
#2 cross-over dribble with basketball
#3 jump rope
#4 cross-over dribble with soccer ball
#5 10# plate steering wheel
#6 goblet squat with 25# KB
#7 ball slams with 25# ball
#8 SSH
#9 merkins
#10 flutters
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Tortoise and the Hare coming soon
COT: prayer emoji

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Dora and Corners

WARMUP:
Short but not quick mosey, SSH, Merkins, Mtn Climbers, and Windmills.
THE THANG:
Mosey to the wall and have a seat. Chairs not provided. Take turns 10 yd bear crawl, 2 burpees or 5 mtn climbers, bear crawl back. Of course Fishstix had to step up with a reverse bear crawl back. I think he learned that from the Alcatraz bear, because his form was on point.
Wrapped and moseyed to the next station for Dora with 100 Dips, 200 Squats , 300 LBCs. The partner mosey was short so the reps stayed short too.
Wrapped and moseyed back to the starting point for a 10 minute 4 Corners exercise.
Mountain Climbers – Mosey
American Hammers – Toy Soldiers
Squats – Mosey
Lunges – Butt Kickers

MARY: Wrapped with 5 minutes of Abs.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Prepare for The Fort’s CSAUP trifecta. Bethel Men’s Shelter meal on 7/4. Fort Mill Care Center lawn on Saturdays. Lots going on. Read the newsletter and use your gifts to support your community.

COT: prayers for safe travels, children at camp and parents missing them, health concerns and recovery from surgery, wisdom and patience as parents for 2.0’s make their own choices. All concerns unsaid. Slapshot wrapped with our prayer.

Thank you. It is always an honor to lead and learn from this community.
– Smuggler

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3 leg tour

WARMUP: Ditch Witch led!

THE THANG: YHC had a plan pulled from previous Alcatraz backblasts, but it was a pretty morning. So, here’s a list of what we DID NOT do:
– 30 pull ups
– 45 burpees
– 90 squats
– 120 dips
– and laps (thanks Decibel)
and/or a ladder courtesy of Backdraft
– 10 burpees
– 20 jumping lunges
– 30 Carolina Dry Docks
– 40 jump squats
– 50 merkins
Instead we covered 3.5ish miles and stopped occasionally to regroup. We went to the end of Anchorage, Windward, and Point Clear. At the stops, we did some exercises in cadence, some yoga, or just considered the myriad of ways this workout siphoned and what a jerk YHC is.
MARY: led by the PAX in a circle
ANNOUNCEMENTS: 3 CSAUPS this summer – in the https://7tqd.short.gy/f3-thefort-newsletter
COT: a stirring word from Aquaman on the importance of all 3 Fs. Keep posting.

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