1st Annual PAINtheon Games

  • QIC: Zima, Anchorman, Gekko
  • When: 06/08/16
  • Pax: Aquaman, Atlas, Boeheim, Bolt, Bullwinkle, Burgundy, Cerrano, Chaser, Corruption, Crash, Destiny, Fishsticks, Hauschka, Howitzer, Italian Job, Longshanks (Virtual), Router, Royale, Zima (YHC), Anchorman (Clipboard Q) and Gekko (Clipboard Q)
  • Posted In: Pantheon

Not sure I was ready for this one. Lots of exercises to muscle failure, one right after the other. What has this F3 thing done to me? Where I want to show up early and stay later (2ndF). Where I have a document on my Cloud Drive for dumb and stupid ideas for Qs and CSAUPs. It’s really out of hand. Someone should have an intervention. Someone should tell me the fern isn’t that bad. Being a Sad Clown is comfortable! It’s where it’s at! Sorry. That ship has sailed. Those pants were bonfired and that light faded as I stepped (moseyed) towards the gloom. Wait! Where was I? This is a backblast not a declaration (but it kinda is).

0440 I’m setting up cones, table, scoring sheets, water. I’m excited! I’m pumped!
0445 No ones pre-running #smart
0450 A few PAX are rolling in
0455 More pax rolling in, this is gonna be good!
0500 Disclaimer as well as PSA that Dark Helmet is sharing a portion of this workout across the river at PHOP
0501 Mosey lap in parking lot and line up by the columns for COP (SSH, IW, Cherry Pickers and Windmills)
0505 THE THANG – PAINtheon Games

All of these workouts were done in succession with very little time for recovery. It was glorious!

-2 Minute Merkins AMRAP (Perfect Form)
-2 Minute Big Boy Situps AMRAP
-2 Minute Burpees AMRAP
-100 Yard Bear Crawl Dash (for some not as dashy)
-1 Mile Timed
-BTTW Timed
-6 inch hold Timed
-Burpee Chase (.33 mile run with 4 burpee stations, 5 at each station)

A couple PAX rolled in a little late, but Tclaps to them for staying once they saw what was going on. The hour flew by and it was definitely #CSAUP worthy. Here are my notes:

-Tclaps to Italian Job and Burgundy for coming across the river! Thanks guys.
-Tclaps to Longshanks for completing the events he could while on a boat somewhere (#vacation)
-Tclaps to Anchorman and Gekko for the highest quality clipboard Qing I have ever seen
-Bolt and Burgundy are not human. These guys are super-fast! They placed in almost every category.
-Aquaman…BTTW…#beast
-Italian Job…2+ minute 6 inch hold? Make our #Grantan proud!

As commented by Gekko
-Howitzer was a beast on the Merkins and may actually be a bear (I have never seen a bear crawl that fast)
-Zima’s language got progressively more “salty” as the difficulty increased (#guilty)
-Those handsome (Gekkos words #notthatkindofgroup) gentlemen from across the river are the real deal
-Props to Destiny and Router for not getting into their cars and leaving after showing a little late and seeing what was going on

COT and BOM led by Gekko

Thanks for an amazing year at this AO. Great group of PAX that shows up every week.  Really appreciate all the support and Qs.  Looking forward to the next installment of the PAINtheon!

And without further commentary, the results. Please check Dark Helmet’s BB for PHOP numbers.

PAX Name Merkins   PAX Name Sit-Ups
Burgundy 110 Bolt 92
Howitzer 103 Fishsticks 82
Bolt 100 Italian Job 80
PAX Name Burpees   PAX Name 100 Yd BC Dash
Longshanks 41 Howitzer 0:49
Bolt 40 Italian Job 0:54
Burgundy 40 Burgundy 1:02
Hauschka 40
PAX Name 1 Mile   PAX Name BTTW Time
Burgundy 6:09 Aquaman 2:00
Bolt 6:16 Burgundy 1:47
Fishsticks 6:52 Corruption 1:47
Royale 1:47
PAX Name 6 Inch Time   PAX Name Burpee Chase
Italian Job 2:05 Burgundy 2:51
Burgundy 2:02 Italian Job 3:02
Howitzer 2:00  Bolt 3:05

Complete results are below:

PAX Name Merkins Sit-Ups Burpees 100 Yd BC Dash 1 Mile BTTW Time 6 Inch Time Burpee Chase
Aquaman 80 70 30 2:07 9:04 2:00 1:00 3:33
Atlas 44 55 25 1:53 8:14 0:37 1:00 3:54
Boeheim 54 41 26 2:08 6:54 0:53 0:55 3:24
Bolt 100 92 40 1:22 6:16 1:30 1:27 3:05
Bullwinkle 26 50 20 2:32 8:40 0:43 0:34 5:10
Burgundy 110 75 40 1:02 6:09 1:47 2:02 2:51
Cerrano 63 53 33 1:21 7:35
Chaser 68 66 34 2:00 7:32 1:32 0:36 3:27
Corruption 99 55 28 1:48 7:35 1:47 0:54 3:39
Crash 57 65 24 1:41 7:19 1:07 1:17 3:21
Destiny 54 26 1:27 11:36 1:30 1:20 5:42
Fishsticks 74 82 25 1:55 6:52 1:09 0:41 3:18
Hauschka 70 60 40 1:47 7:22 0:53 1:08 3:32
Howitzer 103 47 22 0:49 8:41 1:00 2:00 4:40
Italian Job 73 80 31 0:54 7:06 1:09 2:05 3:02
Longshanks 58 70 41 0:48
Router 47 25 2:18 9:05 0:38 1:00 4:40
Royale 54 64 27 1:48 7:45 1:47 0:46 4:06
Zima 71 47 30 1:47 6:59 1:06 1:00 3:25

 

Aye!
Zima

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  1. Italian Job says:

    That was fun! Thanks for the leadership and allowing us RH boys to participate. I may have to duplicate this on a Saturday. TClaps to you, sir.

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