Mooning the International Space Station?

WARMUP:
Run a lap
SSH
Low slow squat
hold bottom of squat
Plank up
10 slide overs in cadence
10 high pulls in cadence
20 flutters with press in cadence

THE THANG:
Segment 1
7s
Snatch
Bulgarians
mode of transport: walk with bell overhead

Segment 2
Dora
Mode of transport: Carry the steel beams with the snake cut into them out and back

Pullovers
Chest press
curls
lunges
Calf raises
Shrugs

We did 2 full rotations through the PAX
Brief pause to watch the International Space Station cruise by. We don’t know if they were looking for the moon, but we made sure one was visible from Snake Pit

0550 Segment 3
10 minute AMRAP 21-15-9
21 flutters (L+R=1)
15 squats
9 skull crushers

MARY:
Stand around and wait for Bushwood to finally show up

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what’s a kettlebell

WARMUP: dynamic warmup including toy soldiers, high knees, butt kickers, SSH (IC), Merkins (IC)

THE THANG:
perform 20 reps of exercise then run 100yds before performing next set

5 sets – deadlifts
4 sets – bent over rows
3 sets – sumo squat/high pulls
2 sets – thrusters
1 sets – curls

MARY:
Death by Kettlebell

set 1 minute recurring timer:
perform increasing reps of exercise until you fail to complete number of reps before timer expires

Kettle bell swings: 5, 10, 15, etc
most failed at 35 reps

chest press: 15, 20, 25, 30, max

ANNOUNCEMENTS: 10 yr anniversary stuff – check newsletter

COT: gotta be there

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Tik Tok Trending Tris

WARMUP: A bunch of the basics followed by a series of dynamic moves with low reps to warm up the machine
THE THANG: groupings of exercises starting with total body then legs upper body and core. in each functional area 3 exercises or “flows” were performed followed by a DORA where one partner ran while the other lifted both bells.
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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Heavy metal, heavy things

WARMUP:

Line up the bells heaviest to lightest

Mosey to grab cinderblocks

THE THANG:

Originally, the intention was to have a group working with 2 kettlebells and another group working with cinderblocks. Since there were 12 kettlebells and 6 PAX, we were all able to work together.

PAX were encouraged to grab 2 heavy bells and rucks or sandbags to get some serious strength training in.

EMOM

Team Iron:
Bigger muscle groups – with 2 bells
3 sets each. 10 reps
Squats
Deadlifts
Chest Presses
Rows
Swings (one bell)

Team Concrete:
Smaller muscle groups – with a cinder block
3 sets each. 20 reps
Curls
Tricep extensions
Shoulder presses
Clave raises
High pulls

We returned the cinderblocks and made it back to COT right at 0600

MARY:
none

COT:

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Murder Bunnies are Wild

It was a steamy morning in The Fort so the warmup was light and sweating was not optional.
– 15 Side Straddle Hops
– 10 Windmills
– 10 Cherry Pickers
– 10 Merkins
– Down Dog/Honeymooner followed by a stretch

The Thang:
There was conveniently a deck of cards and the exercises were as follows…
Aces = Murder Bunnies
King = Bear Crawl
Queen = Bunny Hop with Bell
Jack = Run a Lap
Diamond 💎 = Snatch
Heart ❤️ = Big Boy Situp with a Thrust
Club ♣️ = Curl
Spade ♠️ = Squat

Although the deck was non-face card heavy, we did do our fair share of murder bunnies 🐰 (always a crowd pleaser).

Back to COT for prayers and praises.

– JWow

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Hill runs after squats suck, but not as much as Cancer

THE THANG: YHC’s nephew (my sister’s son) and sister in law (my M’s brother’s wife) both start cancer treatments this morning. He is 17 and fighting Aplastic Anemia for the second time in his short life (his odds of survival were slightly better than 50/50 the first time…). She is 32 and beginning a fight with Invasive Ductal Carcinoma between stage 2 & 3…

Being honest, Q’ing a workout seemed fairly pointless at 4:45 this morning and I seriously considered just driving out of the parking lot. I live a fairly pampered and fortunate life. Fairly solid marriage with a woman that loves me. Healthy kids that still want to be tucked in at night (14 & 12). A house in a neighborhood where I don’t worry about my family’s safety when I am gone. Bills that I can afford to pay.

While safely tucked in my slightly less swanky bubble here in The Fort my thoughts wander…

My nephew is 17. Cross Country king and faithful Catholic that worries he is not serving God faithfully enough. He fought and beat this disease when he was just 14. He took a trip to New Zealand sponsored by Make A Wish, but he refused to take the trip until he had beaten the disease… He knows exactly what this treatment is and how he will feel. He knows that best case it will be no worse than last time… And now, he lays in bed with a newly installed port in his chest so his doctors can fill his body with poison before bringing him back from the brink of death with a bone marrow transplant donated by a stranger. 50/50

My sister in law is a mere 32 years old and the absolute anchor of her family of 5. 3 boys, all under the age of 6 depend on her. Her husband worships the ground she walks on and doesn’t know what he will do if… She is looking at her newly installed port and wondering what treatment will be like, how will she feel, what will she be able to do and how will she love her boys well? 60-80%…

My overly simplistic message? Love your M and 2.0s and friends well because we may not know that today will be the best day of our lives once we arrive at tomorrow.

EXERCISES: We did Curls, Tricep Extensions, Squats, Hill Run, Lawnmower Pulls L/R, Squats, Hill Run, Shoulder Press L/R, Squats, Hill Run, Flutters, Chest Press, Squats, Hill Run, Repeat. Count for all was 49.

COT: Prayers for baby Rhett that is 7 days old and fighting to keep food and water down, Praises for @SLV and his M as they welcomed new baby yesterday, Prayers for our families.

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Tomahawk Test is a lesson in Engineering

WARMUP: Short Jog, variety of warmup exercises and stretches
THE THANG: This was made by Polaroid when this AO was The Tomahawk to track our fitness improvements. It’s a series of exercises AMRAP in X time.
Left Arm Upright Row – 30s
Right Arm Upright Row – 30s
KB Swings – 2 min
Left Arm Snatch – 1 min
Right Arm Snatch – 1 min
Short Jog
aMERICAn Hammers – 1 min
Left Arm Curls – 1 min (note if upright or on knee)
Right Arm Curls – 1 min (note if upright or on knee)
Double Arm Triceps – 1 min (note if upright or on back as Skullcrushers)
Short Jog
Butterfly Left – 1 min (this is laying on back. Arm straight out to side. Slight bend in elbow. Lift bell over chest. Would be like doing a cable pull standing up)
Butterfly Right – 1 min
Goblet Squats – 2 min
Lawnmower Left – 1 min
Lawnmower Right – 1 min
KB Hold for time (hold KB straight of in front so you can look thru handle)

Note your weight so you can see how you improve over time.  If you move up in weight, it’s ok to have less reps. If you are close to before then you are improving. A good comparison is using Work = Force*Distance. Since your distance per rep should be the same across attempts, this is a fair metric. “Work” = Weight * Reps

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I don’t know much but I know Uhaul

WARMUP:
Windmills, monacan Nite clubs, squats, merkins, sumo squats toy soldiers, lunges
THE THANG:
3 sets of ten: 3 sets of 5 exercises 10 reps each take lap. Most got two full rounds in
MARY:
Did some Mary with Bushwood
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
10 yr anniversary coming up
CSAUP COMING UP
COT:
LOTS PRAYERS DOE health concerns. Praise for Battle Bots anniversary 👏🏻🥓

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