Murph prep

WARMUP:
Some SSH, IW, HW, Moroccan Nightclubs

THE THANG:
Moseyed over to the back of the school to the bottom of the second hill for some 11’s
Merkins at the top of the hill, jump squats at the bottom.

Moseyed around the backside to the front of the school to the benches for a 10min AMRAP.
10 derkins, 20 gas pumpers, 30 curtesy lunges (SC).

MARY:
Last 10 min, passed around a slam ball, and some other stuff.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Murph, Konvergence, Boss Hogg’s going away lunch/dinner/party, Canoli Run May 18, 2024
COT:

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The Ballroom Blitz comes to Footloose

WARMUP: n/a

THE THANG: Mosey to randomizer station1.
Mosey again to randomizer station 2.
Mosey again to heavy station.

Throughout the beat down PAX we’re asked for input on this question: “what is worship?”

Rinse. Repeat.

Rinse. Repeat

Slowsey to collect gear.

Stand down.
MARY: Never heard of her.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: AKA kicks off Monday. Stop #2 is the Ballroom on Tuesday. If you are reading this, consider this an invitation. BTOBS!

COT: Was conducted

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Seneca’s 4 lessons

WARMUP: Bank parking lot – windmills, imperial and hillbilly walkers, 5 burpees, low slow squats with Moroccan night clubs while holding the squat, side straddle hops

THE THANG: 4 stations – 4 lessons
Station 1 – Partner Dora – 50 hello dollys and 100 4-count flutters

Lesson 1 – Associate only with those who improve you.

Station 2 – 7’s on the hill of WEP parking lot – H/R merkins at the bottom, squats at the top

Lesson 2 – Value your time more than your possessions.

Station 3 – The wall parking lot – 4 corners nurring or side shuffling between stations.
10 merkins, 20 LBCs, 10 diamonds, 20 box cutters – repeated the loop twice, b it bclock expired on the second loop.

Lesson 3 – we suffer more in imagination than reality

Station 4 – Parking Lot on the top of the hill across from COT. Fitting that a train whistle blew when we started this one.

7 minutes of burpees with breaks in between
13 – minute 1
12 – minute 2
11 – minute 3
10 – minute 4
9 – minute 5
8 – minute 6
7 – minute 7

Lesson 4 – The greatest remedy for anger is delay.

Mosey down the hill to COT.

MARY: no time – too busy finishing burpees

ANNOUNCEMENTS: took place

COT: Core principle #5 was executed

Thanks for the call out, Kermit.

Gratefully,
👁

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BandCamp’s Revenge 🙄

WARMUP: Mosey to smooth pavement.  IW x 10;  WM x 10;  LSS x 10;  AP x 10

THE THANG:  Rugby Sprints – duh. 🙄 Ground exercise followed by hard sprint and back followed by quick recovery [TWSS!].   Times 5 reps times 3 sets.  

Talked about forgiveness (example – admit your sins to a trusted source – voice your forgiveness to others – get out of your head and on with your life).  

Move over to the Hill – you know the one 🤷🏻‍♂️.   5 Flying Squirrels followed by a sprint up and run back – x 3 times.  

MARY:  6-ish minutes of abdominal exercises – someone called them out – there – are you happy?!?

ANNOUNCEMENTS:  Give to the Dam to Dam fundraising – it’s the actual point where F3 hits community leadership.  For real!

COT:   @Sprocket took us out because he’s the kind of guy you want covering your back – we prayed for all of our souls and the souls of those we love. Aye!

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Tour de BackYard Shenanigans

WARMUP: SSHs followed by Windmills – it is F3. Picked some cherries, did some walkers, visited a night club, ground work.
THE THANG: did a tour de Yard – ain’t never been there before. Worked some stations with a defunct timer…
Man Makers, slam ball, rows, kettlebell snatch, curls, press flutters, merkins, shoulder press, we were going to do some hockey stick extensions, but said hockey sicks were forgotten
MARY: lots of Mary – pax choice – squat Mary was a new one to me – must be a Yard thing.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: viva la Murder Bunnies
COT:

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Tallawah Preview

WARMUP:
SSH x 10
Low Slow Goblet Squats x 10
KB swings x 15

THE THANG:
AMRAP in 15 min
10 Manmakers
Mosey 30yds to first corner
10 Squats
Mosey 80yds to second corner
10 merkins
Complete loop (110yds) back to Manmakers

2nd AMRAP in 15 min
10 squat presses
Bear crawl 10yds
10 merkins
Crawl bear 10yds

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
D2D donor match on Friday 02/03
Snake Pit will say goodbye and have its last post next week 02/08
D2D100k
Check your newsletter

COT:

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The Jack Web Phenomenon

WARMUP: plank <>upward dog <>downward dog (with variations), mix in exercises from plank position- merkin, Diamond merkin, plank jacks, Peter Parker’s, you get the idea
THE THANG: Webs!!!
1-5 sit-up-getup:4-20 single arm chest press (both with KB)
10-6 burpees on curb:40-24 calf raises with KB
1-5 Turkish getup:4-20 KB curls
10-6 goblet jump squats:40-24 hops with KB
1-5 big boy burpees:4-20 KB swings

Merkins on bell 5-4-3-2-1 each side : KB triceps 5×10
End with max merkins in 30”

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Dam2Dam 10K on Saturday- Beaker and I are getting a 10K warmup starting at 9:45AM at the Print Shop and heading to the start line for the official 10K.

COT: prayers for my daughter who is not feeling well

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Is that a POLAR jockstrap?

WARMUP: some stuff
THE THANG:
Everyone took a station. AMRAP while one person carried the sandbag out and back
Timer – Sandbag carry
Flutters with keg press
Curls
LBCs
Squat thrusters
Triceps or skull crushers
American hammers
Rows

MARY:
Hip flexors and some ab stuff
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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Tour De Bushwood

WARMUP: Indian run around CRHS, back of the line performs 3 burpees before sprinting to the front of the line. Bobber’s choice to wear a 20# vest was quickly in question.
THE THANG: Two parts
FIRST: Four level block wall by the tennis courts were used to do 5 box jumps, 5 derkins per level for one set, the second was 5 step ups each leg followed by irkins. Third set was box jumps.

SECOND: Since it was 1/11, 11’s was the name of the game for the second part of the workout. The route was the bottom of the hill next to the football stadium up to the midway point (garage area). Burpees at the bottom and bomb jacks at the top.
MARY: No time for mary!
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Blood drive Thursday, and prayers for the family of a man in Waterside that passed away with small children.
COT:

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