Category: The Armory

Where have all the Armory guys gone?

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JWOW and I both were kind of coming in hot around 5:15 and equally shocked we were the only pax present. Both thinking the same things of “Is it Monday?” and “Did daylight savings just happen?” We drove in circles around each other in an automotive ballet, deciding if we had it in us to get out and do this thing. We did indeed, and it was legendary… You all should have been there

WARMUP: SSH, Windmills, Cherry Pickers, Moroccan Nightclubs, Imperial Walkers, Hillbilly Walkers

THE THANG: I had a deck of cards and JWOW had some chalk, so we put them together and the magic happened

❤️ : Squats
♠️ : Overhead Press
♦️ : Curls
♣️ : Swings

Any card 4 or less were man makers, Aces were 1 man maker and a run to the road and back

We almost finished the deck

COT: We mostly discussed all the losers who didn’t show up

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No shedding garments

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WARMUP: mosey about and back to circle

Windmills, Cherry pickers, imperial walkers, hillbilly walkers, Moroccan night clubs, over head claps, side straddle hops

THE THANG: DORAs and 7’s

Partner Dora – 50-100-150-200: manmakers, goblet squats, flutters, kb swings

7’s – goblet squats and burpees
7’s – merkins on the bell and squats

Mosey to COT for one minute of protractor with the bell held high.

MARY: see above.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: yes
COT: 5th core principle

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Sneaky fast

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WARMUP: mosey, ssh, cherry pickers, windmills, mtn climbers a bunch of shoulders
THE THANG: head to wall wall sits and merkins alternating sides. Alternating lunge walks to steps. Squats and overhead presses. Calf raises and big boy with a press. Lunge walk to benches on swings and dips, step ups and American hammers. Mosey and getting cot.
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Saturday team challenge. Trash pick up, dam 2 dam
COT: mental health, marriages, kids back to school, family, addictions

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Sneaky fast

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WARMUP: mosey, ssh, cherry pickers, windmills, mtn climbers a bunch of shoulders
THE THANG: head to wall wall sits and merkins alternating sides. Alternating lunge walks to steps. Squats and overhead presses. Calf raises and big boy with a press. Lunge walk to benches on swings and dips, step ups and American hammers. Mosey and getting cot.
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Saturday team challenge. Trash pick up, dam 2 dam
COT: mental health, marriages, kids back to school, family, addictions

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Sneaky fast

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WARMUP: mosey, ssh, cherry pickers, windmills, mtn climbers a bunch of shoulders
THE THANG: head to wall wall sits and merkins alternating sides. Alternating lunge walks to steps. Squats and overhead presses. Calf raises and big boy with a press. Lunge walk to benches on swings and dips, step ups and American hammers. Mosey and getting cot.
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Saturday team challenge. Trash pick up, dam 2 dam
COT: mental health, marriages, kids back to school, family, addictions

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Sneaky fast

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WARMUP: mosey, ssh, cherry pickers, windmills, mtn climbers a bunch of shoulders
THE THANG: head to wall wall sits and merkins alternating sides. Alternating lunge walks to steps. Squats and overhead presses. Calf raises and big boy with a press. Lunge walk to benches on swings and dips, step ups and American hammers. Mosey and getting cot.
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Saturday team challenge. Trash pick up, dam 2 dam
COT: mental health, marriages, kids back to school, family, addictions

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Sneaky fast

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WARMUP: mosey, ssh, cherry pickers, windmills, mtn climbers a bunch of shoulders
THE THANG: head to wall wall sits and merkins alternating sides. Alternating lunge walks to steps. Squats and overhead presses. Calf raises and big boy with a press. Lunge walk to benches on swings and dips, step ups and American hammers. Mosey and getting cot.
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Saturday team challenge. Trash pick up, dam 2 dam
COT: mental health, marriages, kids back to school, family, addictions

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12 days of Kettlebells

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WARMUP:
Quick lap to help get bodies warm
SSH
Windmill
Maraca nightclub

THE THANG:
Grab our bells and went over to the circle in front of the church where we did 12 days of Christmas with a run to the end of the parking lot between each round

Day 1 – man maker
Day 2 – snatch (each side)
Day 3 – single leg deadlift (each leg)
Day 4 – Bulgarian split squat (each leg)
Day 5 – Curls (lower, upper, full – 5 each)
Day 6 – chest press
Day 7 – nut crushers
Day 8 – Tricep extension
Day 9 – squats
Day 10 – OH press
Day 11 – swings
Day 12 flutter with press

MARY: no time left, barely finished in time
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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There’s A Tree Branch Right There

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WARMUP: SSH x20 (Cadence count), mosey around the parking lot

THE THANG:
Reverse Jack Web (10:40, 9:36, 8:32, etc.) Man Makers; Rows. With a farmer’s carry between two exercises.

Wrapped up with some 11’s.
KB Swings: squat thrusters

MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Pre-Convergence Convergence, Clave Boss, SL service.
COT:

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KB-Out the Thanksgiving Cobwebs

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WARMUP: 20xSSH, 10xIW, 10xHBW, 10xMNC, 20xSSH

THE THANG: A melody of Jack Webb‘s to shake the cobwebs off from Thanksgiving. Webb were done with counts building from 1-10, at a 1:4 Ratio.

1. ManMakers 1:4 MurderBunnies
2. Thrusters 1:4 KB Swings
3. Curls 1:4 KB Flutters
4. Goblet Squats 1:4 KB Calf Raises

PAX pointed out it was 0600 as we were around ‘8’ into the last Webb, thankfully we were already at COT!

MARY: None

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Read your newsletter. Golf Tourney still has lots of spots available, Christmas party coming up (at Airborne’s), and lots of other excitement throughout The Fort!

COT: Praises & prayers.

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