WEP Stations

WARMUP: windmills, hillbilly walkers, moseying, toy soldiers, knee grabs, arm stretches
THE THANG:
Playground Station
C.H.I.P.S. and Dips
Complete 20 reps each of exercises, in cadence, followed by 20 dips off a park bench, and a lap around the playground
C – Calf Raises, Dips
H – Hello Dollies, Dips
I – Imperial Walkers, Dips
P – Parker Peters, Dips
S – Squats, Dips

Mosey to Sidney Johnson Station
Paula Abduls using trees to the left of the path to Looms
5 Overhead claps + 5 Big Boys

Mosey to Calhoun Street Park Station
Bearway to Heaven

  • Parking lot lines
  • Bear crawl 1 space + 7 burpees
  • Bear crawl 2 spaces + 6 burpees
  • Bear crawl 3 spaces + 5 burpees
  • Bear crawl 4 spaces + 4 burpees
  • Bear crawl 5 spaces + 3 burpees
  • Bear crawl 6 spaces + 2 burpees
  • Bear crawl 7 spaces + 1 burpee

Mosey to WEP Parking Lot Station
Triple Nickels
PAX selects exercise for the group, then 5 reps at bottom of hill, 5 at the top of the hill, 5 more at the bottom
Phrasing is important: I asked everyone to choose their favorite exercise, forgetting Wheaties was in attendance
Dojo – Derkins (when I asked Dojo to start us off I think Cyclops yelled out 'DON'T BE DUMB')
Wheaties – Burpees
Bowzer – Big Boys
Only Fans – SSH
Dark Helmet – Nothings
JWOW – CCD (I think)

MARY: throughout

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Upcoming volunteer events – CRI, Stuff the Bus
Read your newsletter
BBBB in November
Cannoli Run 2027 next May

COT:
Patience for parenting, family relationships
Seek out wisdom

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Stairway to heaven

WARMUP:
SSH, windmill, burpees to quite the pax, squats, more burpees, moroccan Club, more burpees, stretching
THE THANG:
3 rounds
20 squats
20 lunges
20-20-20 in/out/ regular calf raises
Run up the steps and around

3 rounds
Curb merkins 10 each side
10 CCD
25 monkey jumpers
Up steps and around

2 rounds
10 big boys
20 LBCs
Go up steps backwards and around

Finished off with some Bulgarian split squats

2 rounds

MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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Cadence Count Expertise

WARMUP: Calling cadence fails with SSH, Hillbillies, Strawberry Pickers, with lo slo squats and windmills mixed in. Moseying to benches over yonder.

THE THANG:
Arms lock lunge walk, Arms lock 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th Gear run across the park to Jekyll’s Hill.

Reverse Lunges (pick a number)
Then up hill, burpee at top.
Repeat – double the number, two burpees at top
Repeat – until forever. 3 burpees at top. Omaha as we would have been there till dinner time.

Upper lot.
10 Big Boys – run
20 Flutter -run
30 LBC’s -run
Elbow plank for 6. Then 10 count.

Calhoun Lot curb
5 Derkins
5 Diamond Derkins
5 WA Derkins
Bear Crawl across lot to curb
Crawl Bear Back
Repeat 3X

On Park Fence
Balls to Wall = Nuts on Fence
10 second count
Repeat 3X

In front of bathroom structure
Team of 4 Plank off – everyone’s a winner.

To mid field – Tunnel of Love

MARY: Bonsai led then Bombs Jacks showed up.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Read your newsletter. Cannoli Run 2027, Bourbon in November.
COT: Prayers.

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(Parking) Lot of Pain

WARMUP: BAL (big-ass lap) around the parking lot; back to the flag for a few warmup exercises. SSH, windmills, low slow squats, imperial walkers, hillbillies, plank (down dog, up dog, mtn climbers)
THE THANG: 10 exercises, each in its own parking space. Pax could pick their poison to start. After each exercise, take a clockwise lap around the farthest island then proceed to the next parking spot.

  1. Halos (10 each direction)
  2. Thrusters (x20)
  3. Curls (x20)
  4. Lawnmowers (10 each side)
  5. Upright Rows (x20)
  6. KB Merkins (10 each side)
  7. Flutters w KB Press (10 d.c.)
  8. Goblet Squats (x20)
  9. KB Swings (x20)
  10. BELLBCs (x15)

MARY: box cutters, LBCs, leg lifts
ANNOUNCEMENTS: read your newsletter
COT: health, marriages, end of world conflict; a reminder that we cannot hold ourselves accountable because our minds will always give us an out or “quit on us”. Find an accountability partner. A pace car. Someone to help you with guardrails.

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Time Check Site Q!


WARMUP:
Abe Vigoda, Arm Circles, Cherry Pickers, Downward Dog, Honeymooners, Pideon Stretch
THE THANG: Mosey to Pain Station #1 in front of Hotel. F3 cards focused on arms. Pick a card and tell Pax how & when you were introduced to F3, who HCd you and where did you 1st post. Mosey to pain station #2 located in Epic Chophouse's parking lot. Cardio. Mosey to pain station behind Smashburger for Legs. Mosey to pain station 4 at Napa's loading dock. Arms. Rinse & repeat. Each HIM had the opportunity to let the PAX know their 1st experience in the Gloom!

MARY: Freddy Mercury, heel touches, leg lifts
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Bethel Men's Shelter, Independence Day Convergence,
COT: The Pirate, Families

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Four Corners(ish) at WEP

WARMUP: Took a soft-J jog around the outer perimeter of WEP with some stop-offs for warm up exercises. SSH, IW, HBW; sumo squats, plank-jacks, seal-jacks; broga stretches
THE THANG: 4 corners, self paced. Rinse and repeat to run out the clock.

First Corner:

  1. CCDs x 20
  2. Curb Derkins (stage wall)
  3. Curb Urkins (stage wall)

Second Corner:

  1. Lunges x 10/leg
  2. Jump Squats x 20
  3. Reverse Lunges x 10/leg

Third Corner:

  1. LBCs x 20
  2. Dying Cockroaches x 10 d.c.
  3. Crunchy Frogs x 10 d.c.

Fourth Corner:

  1. Mtn Climbers x 20 d.c.
  2. Peter Parkers x 10 d.c.
  3. Parker Peters x 10 d.c.

MARY: 3 mins of abs
LBCs, protractors and something else 🤔

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Bethel Men’s Shelter
COT:

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Oh FNG where art thou?

WARMUP:
SSH
IMPERIAL WALKERS
HILLBILLY WALKERS
WINDMILLS
DOWN DOG
HONEYMOONER

THE THANG:
PYRAMID. 1st exercise, 1st 2nd and so on to the top. Then come back down, taking off the top exercise each round.
10. Tricep extensions.
15 curls. 15 each side or 30 double. We modified to 15 double
20. Clean and press. 10 each side.
25 squats
30 kettlebell swings
35 flutter press
40 lunges 20 each side
45 calf raises
50 Turkish get ups 25 each side

We got through 40 lunges. Just did 45 calf raises and then two Turkish get ups each side.
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Bethel man shelter needs volunteers for food. July will likely be a low participation month due to the holiday if you’re around, please help especially with food
COT:
Prayers for families mourning the loss of loved ones. Praises for elderly family that are still getting around and prayers for those that aren’t

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You vs. You

WARMUP: Mosey around the side lot and back to COT for warm up of exercises all in cadence
Seal Jacks – x12
Windmills – x 6
Imperial Walkers – x12
Hillbilly Walkers – x12
Plank
Merkins x12
Shoulder Taps x12

THE THANG:
Partner DORA – Partner 1 runs, Partner 2 exercises with the kettlebell then vice versa until all exercises are completed
50 -Thrusters
100 – Hammer Curls
150 kettle bell swings

Plank upon completion and on to the U v U
PAX completed 60 seconds of the following exercises – as many reps as possible with breaks in between.

Flutters w/press
Man Makers
Goblet Squats
Clean & Press – left side
Merkins on the bell – left side
Clean & Press – right side
Merkins on the bell – right side

Round 2 – attempt to do more than round 1. Ran low on time for the final 3 exercises

MARY: No time
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Read your newsletter
COT: Remains the 5th core principle
NMM:
The Q is responsible for the outcome of any exercise. YHC had not led a kettlebell workout in some time, and it may have showed.

The final 3 exercises of round 2 were unable to be done by 0600 due to YHC's lack of planning. Thankfully the PAX were gracious and willing to reduce their final intervals to 30 seconds in order to make it to COT in time for 0600.

I suppose it could alternatively be argued that the weinke was enough to take us just past 0600 and, in that moment, learned the application of modify as necessary.

Either way, thanks Bam Bam for the opportunity to lead.

Gratefully.
👁️

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AMRAP Board of Pain


WARMUP:
SSH, Moroccan Night Club, Windmill, Strawberry Pickers, Merkins
THE THANG: AMRAP 15 Reps each exercise for 30 minutes flowed by a lap. Kettlebell Swings, Thrusters, Dips, Derkins, LBC'S w/KB.

MARY: All core exercises for 3 minutes.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Bethel Mens Shelter
COT: Prayer and Praises.

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AMRAP @ The Armory


WARMUP:
Intro and disclaimer. 1 runner and 6 of us took a mosey across Carolina Pl to the back of the supply company building. By the large antenna, we did 15 MNC, 15 Imp Walkers and 15 Hillbilly Walkers. Then mosey back over to the church parking lot for 15 SSH, 15 windmills, 15 Non-discrpt produce pickers and ended with plank, down/up dog. Mosey back to the beginning for some work.
THE THANG: This was a 25 minute AMRAP with 15 Kettle Bell swings, 15 Goblet Squats, 15 overhead press, 15 flutter with press, 15 bent over rows and the run down through the drive through and back. Got it 6 rounds.
MARY: Ended with a message about pausing and reflecting.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: newsletter, clean up and kickball
COT: Prayers for travel, surgeries, patience during a life change, parents, and ended of year for both teachers and kids.

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