The Most Difficult Mile – maybe

12 men showed up at The Ranch. I made sure I emphasized “modify if necessary” when stating the disclaimer. We began with a mosey warm-up with stops at each light pole for exercises. We made our way to the front of Springfield Elementary for the workout instructions. Simple workout, 4 laps around the car loop.
1st lap – burpees broad jumps
2nd lap- lunges
3rd lap- bear crawl
4th lap- run

most finished the first two laps. We modified the bear crawl due to time.
Great job by all!

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Ranch Relays

Let’s try this again… slack doesn’t like my backblasts and the first one I wrote for this was may more epic-er
WARMUP: lap around CoT parking lot and circle up for stuff including SSH until first PAX quit – 51 to be exact

THE THANG:
Ranch Relay
Split into 2 teams to compete against each other in relay race where each team member took a turn to complete about a 30 yard out and back with a 45lb plate. While not doing the out and back the rest of the PAX completed various core work including LBCs, flutters, shoulder taps, and Freddy mercuries.

First race – mode of transportation was overhead rifle carry

Second race – mode of transportation was right handed suitcase carry

Third race – mode of transportation was left handed suitcase carry

Fourth race – mode of transportation was overhead rifle carry

After each race PAX took a break from racing with 5 burpees OYO

Tie goes to the Q and thus my team was crowned the inaugural Ranch Relay champions

After relays, we moseyed to the car line loop near the entrance to the other school.

We did an accumulating ladder with laps around the pickup line loop except we scaled the retaining wall on each lap.

5 burpees
10 merkins
15 squats
20 LBCs
25 Overhead Claps
30 Lunges

MARY: ran back to COT

ANNOUNCEMENTS: newsletter

COT: yup

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Rain…meh

WARMUP: we gathered in the “rain” because it wasn’t really raining or lightning at this time. We ran over to the corner where the elementary and middle school split off and did: SSH, windmills, cherry pickers, low slow squats, merkins, mountain climbers, up and down dog and then mosey’d to the circle.
THE THANG: We played 4 corners with the giant circle tot he middle school. At each corner for round 1: 25 merkins, 25 squats, 25 four count flutter. We did this at each “corner”.

Round 2, 4 corners: 25 CDD, 25 lunges single count, 25 double count Freddy mercury and his silly bicycle.

Round 3, 3 corners because we ran low on time: 5x5x5 of diamond, wide arm, ranger merkins, 10x10x10 calf raises out, reg, in, 20 LBCs.

we talked about feeling, how Slash works out standing up to avoid laying on the wet ground, and how Flipper wished we could just do pushups the entire 45 min.
MARY: not today mary
ANNOUNCEMENTS: newsletter
COT: always

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Jock jams tabata

WARMUP: mosey to loop for IC exercises and stretches
THE THANG: Head to toes Tabata – 8 cycles, 6x sets ea. 25 secs on, 10 secs rest/1 min recovery.
1. cdd/run lap
2. Dips/crab walks
3. Merkins/butt kickers
4. Lbc/bearcrawl
5. Superman’s/run lap
6. Monkey humpers/lunge walks
7. low slow Squats/recovery
8. Calf raises/ mosey back to cot
MARY: no time
ANNOUNCEMENTS: bethel serve needs signups, rock region 10 year, Jaegar, cannoli run
COT: prayers for injured pax, prayers/praises for clear minds during transitions in life

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Fountain of Youth

WARMUP: SSH, IW, merkins and other
THE THANG: Dora 2x. First Merkins, LBC, Squat
2nd round – CDD, calf raises, flutter

Run down to bus pick up area and did Merkins and Big Boy start with 1 merkin rollover do 1 BB, then 2 – 11. Run back for COT.

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4 corner….ish 4-11-23

WARMUP: Mosey to the middle school loop for:

Windmills, Imperial Walkers, Seal Jacks, Side Straddle Hops and of course burpees in between – working down 5-4-3-2-1

THE THANG: 4-11-23 – at each corner:

Round 1 – 11 burpees and 23 squats

In between – Wall sits with gratitude

Round 2 – 11 merkins and 23 lunges

In between – BTTW with gratitude

Round 3 – 4 burpees, 11 merkins and 23 side straddle hops

On the way back to COT – burpees at light poles – just because.

MARY: no time
ANNOUNCEMENTS: yes
COT: 5th core principle

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Good Cop ,Bad Cop

WARMUP: Morrocan Nightclubs, Imperial Walkers, Windmills and Low Slow Squats
THE THANG: We did 5 rounds of :
5 SQUATS
10 LUNGES
15 MERKINS W/PLANKJACKS
20 BIG BOYS
25 SHOULDER TAPS
30 AMERICAN HAMMERS
35 MTN CLIMBERS
40 SSH
All exercises completed is a round and after each round we ran the busloop in front of Springfield Middle School.

MARY: None
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Bethel shelter and read your newsletter
COT: Prayers and praises

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Dora of Death

WARMUP: plank, down dog stretch claves, up dog, plank. Moroccan night club, cherry pickers
THE THANG: Partner Dora
100 4ct Imperial Walkers
200 4ct Side Straddle Hops
300 Squats
200 4ct LBC’s
100 4ct Merkins
Sasquatch kept the faster pace entertained and others helped finish
Mozy to picnic tables for dips, step ups, box jumps, incline merkins
MARY: 37 American hammers for a birthday celebration
ANNOUNCEMENTS: acceleration project, blood drive
COT: prayer and/or praise from everyone

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47th Birthday Shenanigans

WARMUP: moroccan night clubs, windmills, low slow squat, merkins, side straddle hops
THE THANG: Celebrating my 47th birthday so I had a list of exercise to perform, we had plenty of sanbags ranging from 30# to 60# so each pax had a chance to pick their potion.
WITH SANDBAGS 15 reps:
-over the shoulder toss
-curls
-high pulls
-front toss
-bent over row
-chest press

Grab a bag and take a lap down the parking lot

WITH SLEDGEHAMMERS 15 reps of:
-around the world (lots of chatter on this one)
-squat swings
-american hammer

Grab a bag and take a lap down the parking lot

repeat the same circuit above for another 15 reps; then rinse and repeat circuit with 17 reps for a total of 47 reps for a 47th birthday.
MARY: run out of time for broga
ANNOUNCEMENTS: rumors of sweati and jaeger coming back soon.
COT: Rainmaker led the prayers.

Tinsel OUT

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Intangibles

WARMUP: Lunged 150′ run back
bear crawled 150′ run back
partner carried 150′
THE THANG:
DORA
Get a Partner If 3 in a group
200 Step-Ups 300 Step-Ups
150 Erkins 150 Erkins
125 Squats 200 Squats
75 Derkins 75 Derkins
100 Calf Raises 150 Calf Raises

Timer: lap+wall climb

Super Sets from 10 reps down to 1 rep

SSH
Burpees
Merkins
Mountain Climbers
V-Ups

MARY: None
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Newsletter
COT: Closed in prayer

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