Honor, Courage, Integrity

WARMUP:

  • Side-straddle hop,
  • Strawberry pickers,
  • Down dog with calf stretches, to a honeymooner

THE THANG:
Honor, Courage, Integrity

3 Corners x 20 rounds

  • Honor – 10 Merkins (200)
  • Courage – 20 Squats (400)
  • Integrity – 30 LBC’s (600)

MARY: NA
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Read your newsletter
COT: It is what it is…

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Ascending Everest

WARMUP: Returned to Golden Corral COT to pay respects with Hillbilly walkers, imperial walkers, MNCs
THE THANG: 5/29 1953 – Sir Edmund Hillary and Tenzing Norgay became the first to summit Mt. Everest 73 years ago. In honor of that, the Pax completed their own tribute climb. There are five camps plus the summit when taking the southern route to the peak:
Base camp 5364 meters (17,598 feet)
Camp one 6065 (19,900)
Camp two 6400 (21,000)
Camp three 7200 (23,600)
Camp four 7920 (26,000)
Peak 8,849 (29,032)
After a brief warmup and mozy to the church parking lot, we completed exercises at each camp as we ascended Everest. To acclimatize for the altitude, at camps one, two, three, and four we completed the exercises, returned to the previous camp (and the exercises there) before moving on to the next camp. (E.G. complete exercises at camp one, returned to base camp and the exercises there before ascending to camp three). Exercises reflected the altitude in meters:
Base camp: 53 flutters/64 shoulder taps
Camp one: 60 SSH/65 dips
Camp two: 64 merkins
Camp three: 72 LBCs
Camp four: 79 CDD, 20 Diamond merkins
Peak: 88 plank jacks, 49 overhead claps
With little time remaining, climbers did 25 squats at each base camp during their descent.
One oversight on YHC’s part is we did exactly ZERO mountain climbers during the ascent. We rectified the situation at COT with 10 mountain climbers just before 6:00.
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Bethel, Golf tournament
COT: Family, Jobs, Summer break and prayers for kids, parents, teachers

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Your Family Doesn’t Need You To Die For Them, They Need You To Live

WARMUP: Mosey to Ace Hardware parking lot with carioca, high knees, butt kicks, etc along the way. Circle up for Seal Jacks, IWs, HWs, Plank Jacks, plus some stretching. Mosey along Lake Vista Blvd to office park next door to Ace.

THE THANG: Parking lot forms a cross. Start in the center. Three rounds of four exercises = complete 10 reps of one exercise at end of each branch + complete 2 burpees at the center when you start and at each pass through the center. Transit via running from branch to branch.

Round 1 = Merkins, Wide Arm Merkins, Diamond Merkins, Hand Release Merkins

Round 2 = Sumo Squats, Donkey Kicks, Monkey Humpers, Jumping Lunges

Round 3 = Plank Jacks, Peter Parkers, Parker Peters, Shoulder Taps

Mosey to mini storage entrance on Lake Vista Blvd. Long suicide run pausing at each of 5 no parking signs to complete 1 burpee at sign 1, 2 burpees at sign 2, etc.

Brief Indian Run then mosey home.

MARY: Box Cutter, Plank Punches, Penguins, Mahktar N'Djaie

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Trash pickup, Bethel Shelter meal (meatloaf)

COT: Prayers for young kids, teachers/students, college kids returning home, new job, grieving families, progress on health journey, pending surgery, offer on home for sale, growth from hard choices (those made and those under discernment)

Throughout the workout, pax reflected on hard choices related to living life fully out of a commitment to be our best self for our family. Pax shared about struggles and choices related to healthy eating, exercise, alcohol, porn, tobacco, foul language and more. Thanks to everyone for pushing through the stiff humidity and sharing openly. Inspiration came from the prompt below that crossed my radar in the past two weeks:

You say "I would die for my family"

OK, but …

Would you exercise for them? would you eat healthy for them? would you chase your dreams for them? would you quite your bad habits for them?

You don't need to die for them

You need to live for them

Thanks @U08N41FCN0Z for the Q invite! #KeepPosting

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DORA and Cinderblocks 5-15

WARMUP: Cherry pickers, SSH, then a mosey to the church parking lot.

THE THANG: DORA with 100 Merkins, 150 Dips, 200 Big Boys, 250 Squats.
Ran to back side of Harris Teeter for wall sits and farmers carry with cinder blocks.
Headed back to COT for some core work until the clock struck 6.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: newsletter, and a ton of events going on this weekend.

COT: Prayers and Praises all around. Appreciate everyone helping me for my VQ and can’t wait to do it again.

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Escalator 4 Corner


WARMUP:
Windmill, Moroccan Night Club, Strawberry 🍓 Picker, 5 Burpees
THE THANG: 4 Corners with 10 Merkins, Corner (2) 10 Merkins 20 Squats Corner (3) 10 Merkins, 20 Squats, 30 Big Boy Situps, Corner (4) 10 Merkins, 20 Squats, 30 Big Boy Situps, 40 Lunges.
MARY: Yes
ANNOUNCEMENTS: May 16th CSAUP and Newsletters announcements.
COT: Ended with Prayer Isaiah 54:17 and Prayer and Praises.

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2026.19 The Forge

Mosey to the church parking lot for Dora with 100 merkins, 200 squats, 300 LBCs.
Bear crawl length of lot with 3 merkins at every other parking line.
Mosey around to the large wall of the grocery for Wall sits and donkey kicks for 3 rounds followed by balls to wall and jump squats for 3 rounds.

Fin

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Tabata fun at the Forge


Run to Pavillion at the Church
Warmup
10 IW IC
10 HC IC
Windmill 5x IC
MNC 10x IC
 
Tabata Format
 
4 Rounds
10 Sets(only got to 9)
 
Set 1, 4, 7
40 seconds work 20 second rest
Merkins + Shoulder Taps
Merkins + Peter Parkers
Merkins + Mnt Climbers
Merkins + HR Merkins
 
Set 2, 5, 8
Squats + Lunge
Squats + Calf Raises
Squats + Step Ups
Squats plus Knee Ta Ja’s
 
Set 3, 6, 9
BBS + LBC’s
BBS + Flutters
BBS + FM’s
BBS + Hammers
 
Ran back to COT for 5 Kraken Burpees and got to 6:00

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Sandbag Sack Race – Now With Bonus Card Gambling!

It was supposed to be a straightforward sandbag game. It turned into a full-on comedy roast with heavy objects and bad ideas involving bear crawls. The sandbag passing was clunky as advertised, but the teamwork, mumblechatter, and nonstop laughter more than made up for it.
We got after it, we picked up the six, and we had a ridiculous amount of fun doing it. That’s F3 in a nutshell — leave no man behind, but make sure he’s suffering and smiling while he gets better.
Thanks for showing up and playing along, men. Great effort across the board.
Aye!
Pollo Hermano
SYITG

WARMUP: SSH, IW, Merkins

THE THANG: Sandbag Sack Race
Two teams lined up shoulder-to-shoulder like we were auditioning for the world’s sweatiest relay. One sandbag per team. The rule was simple on paper: pass that heavy bastard down the line and back, then the whole team sprints together to your home side, knocks out a pile of reps as a unit, and hauls ass back for round two.
No man left behind. Lots of grunting, questionable passing technique, and colorful suggestions about where the sandbag could go next. It was equal parts teamwork drill and comedy show. Clunky? A little. Effective smoke session? Hell yes.
After we’d had enough of playing hot potato with the sandbag, we moseyed back toward COT… for the
Card Game Beatdown – “Move & MOT”
We broke out four mystery cards in the small parking lot: two “Move” and two “MOT” (Mode of Transport). Each card had a 1 on top and a 2 on the bottom, hiding two exercises or two ways to crawl/run/crab your way across the islands.
PAX picked a number for MOT and a number for Move. Then it was:
• Knock out the exercise
• Traverse the parking lot island-to-island using the chosen mode of transport
• Repeat the exercise on the way back
Examples included merkins + bear crawls, burpees + lunges, squats + karaoke, and plenty of other combinations that made grown men question their life choices while giggling like idiots. Foul language flowed freely. Laughs were abundant. Someone definitely called the bear crawl “the worst decision since my last marriage.”
We capped it off with a victory lap around the lot, then headed back to COT.

MARY:
A solid bit of core work to finish (Flutter Kicks, Freddy Mercurys) while still trading jokes about the morning’s chaos.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: >
COT: si

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All The Corners

WARMUP: Mosey, SSH, Plank, Imperial Walkers, Hillbilly Walkers, Best Damn Stretch, and maybe 1-2 others I am forgetting

THE THANG:
First
4 corners – Corners were the corners of the HT parking lot

  • 20 Squats
  • 15 Big Boys
  • 20 Lunges
  • 15 Pike Plank Toe Touches

MOT: Run

5 rounds of that

Second
EMOM 10

  • Flying Squirrels
  • LBC
  • Seal Jacks
  • Good Morning

MARY: She was not answering today
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Read your newsletter
COT: Prayers, More Dad-vice, Praises, etc.

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