Mind Over Moderation

WARMUP: Run two laps around the parking lot. SSH, Windmills, Merkins
THE THANG: 2min run.
10 Lunges I/C, 10 Reverse Lunges I/C, 15 Low Slow Squats, 20 Calf Raises
2min run
25yd Partner Pushes (3x each)
1min run
Peter Parkers, Protractor
2min run
1min Carolina Dry Docks, 1min Ins/Outs
Even-Numbered Jack Webb: 2 Merkins/8 Overhead Claps, 4/16, 6/24, 8/32, 10/40
2min run
Plank Series
MARY: See Above
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Yes there were. Christmas Party
COT: Should’ve been there.

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Pre-D2D Golf Tournament Mini Golf Workout

WARMUP: Mosey’d to the Armory via the Forbidden Highway. Stopped halfway to do some warmup exercises (can’t remember which ones) and a 5-count motivator.
THE THANG: Played mini golf in the Forest Hill parking lot. Started at hole 1, did an exercise, ran a lap, and moved to hole 2. Repeated until everyone worked their way through the front 9. Exercises were cumulative as the PAX progressed through each hole.

Indian ran along the Forbidden Highway back to COT.
MARY: Finished out with a 10-count motivator and some Mary.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: There were some.
COT: It took place. There was a circle and some praying. It was good.

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Hidden Card Tricks

WARMUP: Moseyed to a church parking lot, short warmup and stretch.
THE THANG: Moseyed to a sneaky hidden deck of cards on the ground for round 1. Cards were pulled. The first or second pull was for 25 burpees. The Q’s name was suddenly in sentences you don’t say in church. The burpees were done. Moseyed till another hidden deck. More cards, more exercises, more complaining “this is a moderate ya know”’. Next mosey to a set of hidden cards that were never found. Really hidden well. Moseyed to next set, then mosey back to COT.
MARY: nope
ANNOUNCEMENTS: All of them.
COT: Honorable group of men over 50 today. Amen.

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Merkin 200 at the Yard

Short mosey to start
Warm-up: SSH (I/C 20x), Windmills (I/C 8x), Imperial Walker (I/C 15x), Moroccan N/C (I/C 15x), Mountain climbers (I/C 15x)
Six count burpees (5x)
Short mosey run
Routine #1: Prison Yard Merkins: at a half basketball court do 10 merkins at one corner, bearcrawl to next corner and do nine merkins, keep going around until finish with one merkin (from 10, the total merkins here is 55).
Short mosey run
At the benches:
Step ups (10 each leg, OYO)
Derkins (15, single count)
Butt Touch Squats (15x)
Incline merkins (15, single count)
Calf raises (I/C 20x)
Dips (I/C 15x)

Short mosey run to fire access road
We ran a short bit and then stopped and did a push up exercise, rinse/repeat.  Some ten counts in between.  The push ups were:
HAND RELEASE (15 single count)
WIDE ARM (15)
DIAMOND (15)
CURB RIGHT (10)
CURB LEFT (10)

Short mosey again, stopped and did:
Toy soldiers, stopped and did monkey humpers
Lunge walk, stopped and did bobby hurleys

Short mosey run
Another push-up exercise bit:
HAND RELEASE (10 single count)
WIDE ARM (10)
DIAMOND (10)
REGULAR (10)

Short mosey to last push-up-related bit:
Six count burpees (5x)

Mary: Freddies, LBC
Fini, COT
Thanks to all for joining me on the day I hit 200 F3 posts in 2022.

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Chatty Cathys Coming Thru!!!

Pyramid of pain
Do 5 Merkins run a lap
5 merkins, 10 squats, run a lap
5,10,15, run a lap

All 6 exercises run a lap
Now drop SSH and work back down. 5,10,15,20,25 run a lap

5.10 run a lap
5 merkins run a lap
If you do all of it the totals are to the right

5 merkins. 55
10 squats.  90
15 calf raises. 105
20 LBCs.   120
25 Moroccan nightclubs. 75
30 SSH.  30

Wall sits for a few minutes
7 minutes of Mary

To round it out we did 5 merkins in warmup and another 10 in Mary to get 70 for those doing Shieldlock challenge

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Kettlebell Tabata Emo Beatdown

WARMUP:
SSH
Imperial walker
LBC
Moroccan Night Clubs
Shoulder taps
Dying Cockroach

THE THANG:
tabata kettlebell style workout – 1 minute on exercise, 20 sec rest
3 area has 5 exercises, go to each area 2x as a team
Bonus points for lunge walking between areas.
Area 1
1. Swings (back)
2. Curls (arms) (5 left, 5 right)
3. Flutter high bell (abs)
4. Deadlift single arm (back)
5. Shoulder press (arms)
Area 2
1. Turkish Getups (body)
2. Goblet squat (legs)
3. Triceps (5 left / 5 right) (arms)
4. American hammers (abs)
5. Renegade Rows – (back)
Area 3
1. Deck squats (legs)
2. Bent over rows (back)
3. Calf raises (legs)
4. Side lunges (legs)
5. Chest press on 6 – (chest)

ANNOUNCEMENTS

COT Everyone loves the Emo music and will be downloading and playing in their cars on the way home.

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Is it Cold or Hot?

WARMUP: seal jacks, side straddle hops, windmills, Michael Phelps, overhead claps
THE THANG: bear crawl as mode of transportation around parking lot dragging hardware, hit up spots to stop and do overhead presses, swings, curls, chest press, rows, squats. Stopped and did some dips and irkins, round two with partner dora style involved running and same set of exercises
MARY: flutters, v ups, LBCs, American hammers
ANNOUNCEMENTS: golf tournament coming up, thanksgiving convergence
COT: discussion about legacy and the need to pour into generation Z, thanks to BOB for sharing a testimony about his daughters anxiety and recovery, prayers for battle bot work opportunities

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Cross Town

WARMUP: 10 each SSH, cherry pickers merkins too
THE THANG: Start at FMCOG 15 merkins, run to parking lot on confederate and do 10 merkins and 20 flutters, up to First Baptist for 15 squats and 15 big boys, then to police station for dips and step ups, then to academy and Forrest for 15 monkey humpers and 15 bomb jacks. Ran through it twice
MARY: 2 rounds
ANNOUNCEMENTS: skeet shoot postponed
COT:Gratitude

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Rain Rain Go Away!!

WARMUP: SSH, Merks, Cherry Pickers, LBCs, Squats, Over-head Claps, and …..a slow mosey.
THE THANG: Multiple Pain Stations all completed in cadence- 3 sets at each location ( varying reps) – Pax took turns leading the cadence. Preceded by a skill challenge:
Free throws were mixed in for the Pax – Basketball and a Hoop at the Yard were made available for a random testing of the Pax skills at the free throw line.  Penalties for missed shots were Bigboys, Squats and Merks.  6 Pax shot – with only Dojo sinking the shot.  Penalty sets completed w some mumblechatter.
Mosey to the turf football field where Barry took the Q stick and led the group on a 100 yd scoring drive with only mins left in the beat down.  
A bevy of bear crawls and Toy Soldiers challenged the pax in the gloom! Nice work closing out the day!
These pax started their Saturday plus 1!

MARY: no time
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Skeet shoot sign up, blood drive sign up, bourbon tasting, and read newsletter!
COT:Prayers for health, healing, and Life’s lessons.

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