An un”fort”unate series of events

Warmup

SSH
Windmills
Imp walkers
Hillbilly walkers
Michael Phelps
Plank- yoga stretches
Merkins
Carolina dry docks

Sandbag carry to big hill, down trail. Hill is off on left side. Mode of transport was lunges and bear crawls alternating, everyone got to do all three..

Reverse bear crawl up hill

11s

burpees at top of hill
Sandbag toss at bottom

A few finished and most got to 9 tosses, Walker was king

Sandbag carry back and to amphitheater

Ab lab

Lazy Dora

Partner planks with sandbag on back for 60sec, after a minute I changed it to 30 seconds and then we ended up back at a minute- would do it differently next time but it was still fun
Other person or two depending on group size do the following exercises for 2 sets each…

American hammers
Flutters
Big boys

Rd 2 wall planks while holding coupons,

Calf raises
Monkey humpers

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Derby Days

Minor warm up
Jump Around House of Pain w burpees every time Jump is mumbled.
Horse Track with Pain Stations
1. Merkens, Dry Docks, Derkens
2. Squats, Bobby Hurleys, lunges
3. LBCs, flutters, hammers
4. Burpees
5. Dips, SSH, flutters
6. Jump squats, diamond merkens, plank

Got in 4 loops at least 2 miles.

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Traveling Suitcase

WARMUP: yes, we did some

THE THANG: travel the big parking lot suitcase carry stoping at the corners

Swings 10 sets of 10
Split Squats 3 sets of 12
Goblet Squats 3 sets of 12
Hand switch snatches 12
Lateral Lunge w/ Row 8

MARY: yea, core work is helpful

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I like big bells and I cannot lie

WARMUP: quick warmup
THE THANG:
Mosey to other parking lot

3 laps- 10 or 20 reps depending on if it’s single or double-handed

First lap-Overhead carry

1st corner- Cleans
2nd – Skull crushers
3rd- Squat thrusters
4th- Halos (both directions)

2nd lap-MOT- Farmer carry

1st- Bent over rows
2nd- Curls
3rd – Tricep extensions
4th- Swings

3rd lap- MOT- Bear Crawl Drags

1st – pull throughs
2nd -Flutter press
3rd -Overhead press
4th- ran out of time

MARY: no time
ANNOUNCEMENTS: bethel, lots of Saturday events
COT:
Yes

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Golf training & conditioning

WARMUP: mosey, static stretching, cherry pickers, SSH, merkins, plank
THE THANG: Dora partner board of pain
100 each:
Man makers, OH Press, Merkins, Big Boy SU, KB Swings
MARY: n/a
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Q vs Q Finals/ Rock vs Fort, 2nd annual HIM Camp, Jaeger CSAUP

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Groin Stretch

WARMUP: mosey to bank parking lot for SSH, WindMill, Peach Pickers, Imperial Walkers, groin stretch in cadence.
THE THANG: Mosey to 1st Baptist for Dora
– 100 Merkens mode of transportation bear crawl.
– 150 Big Boys mode of transportation bear crawl
Mosey to Monroe St Hills for Pendulum
– 10 burpees at top
– 20 LBCs at bottom
– 10 squats at top.
– Times and repeat
MARY: box cutters till 6
ANNOUNCEMENTS: bethel, canolli run, Rock Hill Anniversary, HIM Camp.
COT: what happens in COT stays in COT

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Wet at WEP

Wet morning, light rain, but it did not stop eight studs from coming out to the park and putting some work in. Warm ups in the parking lot. Next we traveled around the park stopping at each swing for 10 reps of merkins, squats, and LBCs.
We traveled up to the top parking lot, avoiding the divots and puddles. Shoulder shuffle on the sidewalk between the parking islands with 2 CCDs at every parking stripe. We ran it backwards to keep both shoulders in line.
Next, a lap around the park to the shovel flag. We used two sandbags alternating carrying them with the others performed an exercise.
Great job men.

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Angel is a Centerfold

WARMUP: mosey for a bit throughout the vast parking lot, then we did a warmup in front of the theatre. All the usuals plus some plank/core work
THE THANG: a Dora with 100 dirkins, 100 LBC, 150 step ups, partner 2 runs to farthest light pole and back, we then did a parking lot routine involving 2 alternating exercises at light poles as we traverse the lot, finally we did a nasty Jack Webb with big boys, American hammers and always 2 merkins. Almost finished then ran back to COT to finish up
MARY: finished up Jack Webb, got to 10 big boys and 40 hammers
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Waxhaw Trail Fest, Goose Qing in Mint Hill
COT:

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What’s in a Name?

WARMUP: Mosey to Springs Global business parking lot next to WEP, SSH, deep stretches, downward digs, honeymooners.
THE THANG: Mosey to Fort Mill Pharmacy parking lot. Partner up, 100 push-ups, 200 lunges, 300 LBCs in rotating fashion. Mosey back to WEP. Each swing around the park was a designated pain station complete with F3 cards. Getting to know the origin of the Pax’ nicknames was worth the pain!
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: upcoming Blood drive, Olaf’s open invite to serve the community.
COT: Prayers for Clickbait’s recuperation, Portal’s move & new employment, Culture Club’s daughter & newborn grandchild

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Hangin’, Bangin’ & Running

WARMUP: Mosey to the 50yd line, arm circles, MNC, downward dog, honeymooners.
THE THANG: Partner Up at 50yd line. Run to the end zone while partner pushes them out:

100 Kettlebell Merkins
RUN
200 American Hammers
RUN
300 Kettlebell Lunges
RUN

RINSE N REPEAT

100/200 Lat Rows / Tricep Extension
RUN
300 Kettlebell LBCs
RUN
400 Goblet Squats
RUN

Last set was reduced for sake of time although all Pax were hitting hard!

MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Read your newsletter
COT: Prayers for sick family members, students.

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