Circuit of pain & impossible mile

WARMUP:
– Moroccan night club
– Imperial walker
– Cherry picker
THE THANG:
Circuit of pain round 1 – 60s exercise with 20s rest – 12 stations
– Dips
– Merkin
– Plank Jack
– Mountain Climbers
– Jump rope
– Goblet Squats
– Side straddle hop
– Flutter kick
– American Hammer
– Shoulder taps
– Step ups with 2x25lbs dumbbells

Run 1 lap

Circuit of pain round 2- 30 exercise with 30s rest – 12 stations
– Dips
– Merkin
– Plank Jack
– Mountain Climbers
– Jump rope
– Goblet Squats
– Side straddle hop
– Flutter kick
– American Hammer
– Shoulder taps
– Step ups with 2x25lbs dumbbells

Impossible Mile
– one partner runs while the other does burpees with hop
– Made it around 1/2 the carline / parking lot

MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
– cannoli run May 17th
COT:

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A Run Down Memory Lane

WARMUP: Some stretching and excellent mumblechatter in the parking lot.
THE THANG: Back when Seabiscuit first started up, the area was by no means as developed as it is now. I decided to resurrect an old Seabiscuit OG route – head down Whites Rd. Except this time instead of running along the FM Parkway to Whites, we cut through the neighborhood by the middle school, then down Whites to the first roundabout. Back in the day it mostly ended there, out and back. We were able to dip into Waterside to the roundabout on Bryson Gap, then back to COT. Back in the day we saw more deer and heard more coyotes. Now we heard one coyote but saw a ton of cars. The route is still pretty safe, has some good, albeit misleading hills. They’re adding sidewalk all down Whites from the Parkway to Waterside. Once that’s done, this will be an excellent, safer route. Overall abput 4.2 miles round trip.
MARY: None
ANNOUNCEMENTS: FAST FIVE!!
COT: A lot of good P&P lifted up.

Don’t be afraid to share your burdens in COT. Guys tend to hold them in. That can be terrible for your mental and physical health.

Thanks for the opportunity to lead.
SYITG. Blessings
NASA

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A little B-ball practice at the American Jackal

WARMUP: 10 Moroccan Nightclubs, 10 Windmills, 10 Strawberry Pickers
THE THANG: Line touches on the b-ball courts while partner practices grabbing rebounds (I.e. jumps) switch positions when partner returns from line touches, line touch burpees, bear crawls to lines with push ups at each line, 2 court – cross court runs with 50 squats on one end and 50 LBCs on the other end and then repeat, 2 court – cross court runs with 50 merkins on one end and 50 dips in the middle on the benches and then repeat, lunges across the 2 courts with 50 LBCs on one end then lunges back across with 50 LBCs on the other end, then a 2 basketball double dribble around the COT with some Mary called out a few times around.
MARY: 10 each of Flutter Kicks, American Hammers, and Box Cutters
ANNOUNCEMENTS: The fastest 5k for VuVu’s son and donate if you can for the great cause!
COT: It is what it is…

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Worst 100 Yards Ever

WARMUP: SSH/IW/HW/CP
THE THANG:
Mosey to football field

“Worst 100 yards ever”

Cocaine bear crawl 100 – merkins 1-4, back down
400
Lunge walk 100 – squat jumps 1-4, back down
400
Side shuffle (side bear crawl) 100 – jump twists
400
Broad jump 100- burpees 1-4, back down
400

50 SSH AT 50
7 BOMBJACKS FOR TD

MARY: yes- at the field
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Luka 5k, Bethel Men’s shelter, Speed for need
COT: yes

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Painful 8

WARMUP: Stretching, windmills, IW, HW
THE THANG: Mosey to HS, in the parking lot, established the figure 8 we would run around islands. Started the Painful 8 Ladder:
8 Burpees
16 Merkins
24 LBC’s
32 LSS
40 Grave Diggers
48 Flutters
56 SSH
64 Shoulder Taps
Run the figure 8 after each round and progress back up the ladder to the next wrung.
MARY: No Time
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Fast 5K, Bethel Men’s Shelter, Canoli 5K
COT: Kids, 2.0, What are you living for?

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Board of Pain

WARMUP:
SSH
Windmill
Imperial Walkers
Stretchy Things

We moseyed down to the parking lot next to the float spa.
THE THANG:
Thang 1 – 600 Rep Circuit
– 20 Mtn. Climbers
– 10 Merkins
– 20 Shoulder taps (total)
– 10 Merkins
– 20 Commandos (high to low plank)
– 10 Merkins
– 20 Squat Thrusts
– 10 Merkins
Exercises performed back to back with minimal to no rest in between for 5 rounds.

We definitely could have used the spa after that but they were not open yet.

Thang 2 – Starfish
I asked the Pax for a number between 1 and 5. Tomb Raider(@Damien Croft) called out 4 and this became the number of burpees in the center of our 4 corners.

We started with the 4 Burpees then ran to each corner for a set of exercises returning to the center for 4 burpees.
– Corner 1 – 10 CDDs
– Corner 2 – 20 Lunges
– Corner 3 – 30 Squats
– Corner 4 – 40 LBCs

Moseyed back to COT.

MARY:
Box cutters
Freddy Mercury’s
Big Boys

Announcements and Prayers were made.

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Pendulum of pain

WARMUP: grandpa jacks, hillbilly walkers, dynamic plank stretching, gravediggas
THE THANG: ran towards RedVentures, stopped at Handels to do a quick set of Dark Helmets favorite lifting heavy chairs over head a few times:

OH PRESS 10x
DERKINS 10x
CURLS 10x

Then we moseyed to the road with lightpoles headed down to RV where I explained the thang

Starting at bottom of hill, we ran up back to top of hill by Carolina Butcher, performed 1 Kraken Burpee then ran back to bottom of hill.

From there we bear crawled the other direction up the hill to first tree where we performed what I called a crab dip, from the crab position take hand and touch opposite foot, then flip flop and then do a dip.

We did 10 of those and then crab walked back to bottom of hill.

Then we ran back up hill towards other side and dropped off one light pole and performed 2 kraken burpees, ran back down to bottom of hill and then bear crawled to second tree up other side of hill, then performed 9 “crab dips”
Then instead of crab walking we changed to NUR (good feedback from pax)
Kept doing this until we achieved 5 kraken burpees and we ran short on time so had to mosey back, stopping to bear crawl up hill by Carolina butcher.

MARY:

Flutters until 6
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Bethel, battle bot send off, convergence
COT:
Honor to lead the men today, asked for feedback which we don’t do enough of. I personally felt it was a bit sloppy and not super well adjusted for time but it’s hard to tell sometimes how long a plan will take to execute…so get me on your Q schedules men! Lastly we talked about keeping the Sad clown at bay, he never actually goes away, we just keep beating him into submission every day we take the DRP.

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Eastside Mafia Snot Woggler

WARMUP: in cadence – SSH, windmill,
Hillbilly Walkers, imperials, merkins
THE THANG: mosey to the Farm house hill, partner Dora x 4:
100 SSH
200 marks
300 squats
400 lbc
Mosey back corner of red stone parking lot

4 Corners of Pain
25 hand release merk
50 jump squats
75 big boy sit-ups
100 flutters

MARY: pax called Marvelous mary exercises

ANNOUNCEMENTS: VQ
Tomorrow for <@U087NCUTMPT> at <#C02P7E6JT55>
Get ready for American jackal gear coming to f3 store
Convergence coming to hive
D2d
jaegermeister

COT: long and distinguished

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Bucket of pain, Trivia and Wheelbarrow

WARMUP:
Overhead clap, Moroccan night club, side saddle hope and squats
THE THANG:
Bucket of pain / trivia with wheelbarrow push
– pick an exercise card / trivia question, announce the exercise for the group, nur to the wheelbarrow, push the wheelbarrow up and down the incline, bear crawl back to the group.
– Ask the trivia question. Wrong answer = 5 burpees. We did a lot of burpees. C was the most common answer.
– Repeat process until all PAX had fun with the wheelbarrow.

Partner exercise
– 40 burpees
– 60 Merkins
– 80 Squats
– 100 LBCs
– 120 Side straddle hop
– Repeat

Returned to COT.
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
– D2D
– Bethel men’s shelter
– Convergence for Battle bot

COT:

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