Are we really doing this today?

Rainy morning began with a text from the Funhouse, “Are we really doing this today?” Yep, always outside. Six men showed up, not afraid of the pouring rain. Not speed records were broken, safety was top priority.
First stop, the pharmacy for some warm up exercises. Next we made our way to the somewhat covered WEP. We started with a starfish, three legs, exercises at each, back to amphitheatre.
Next, we did sort of a tempo run around the parking lot with one member of the group running to the top of the entrance for 5 burpees. We finished with a lap around the field stopping a each swing for merkins, squats, LBCs, and puddles.
Back to COT
Great job men!

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Are we really doing this today?

Rainy morning began with a text from the Funhouse, “Are we really doing this today?” Yep, always outside. Six men showed up, not afraid of the pouring rain. Not speed records were broken, safety was top priority.
First stop, the pharmacy for some warm up exercises. Next we made our way to the somewhat covered WEP. We started with a starfish, three legs, exercises at each, back to amphitheatre.
Next, we did sort of a tempo run around the parking lot with one member of the group running to the top of the entrance for 5 burpees. We finished with a lap around the field stopping a each swing for merkins, squats, LBCs, and puddles.
Back to COT
Great job men!

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When the date meets burpees: 8/7 = 87!

WARMUP:
– SSH / IW / WM
THE THANG:
– rollercoaster up the hill with 5 stops, increasing rep count per stop: 10 / 20 / 30 / 40 / 50
– exercises: squats / MC / LBC / AH
– every 5 min: 1min rest = 10 burpees!
– some extra burpees along the way
MARY:
– final 7x burpees in cadence before COT
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
– sign up for final summer-CSAUP and read your newsletter!
COT:
– was held

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The Yard – 3 Aug 2024

WARMUP: We did.
THE THANG:

There was a lot of back and forth down the field and back with 6-inch holds and exercises and such. Threw in some burpees, and partner carries, and bear crawls. It’s all Julie Andrews and my favorite things… that’s for Band Camp…

Went up to the parking lot track and did some more exercises and loops on the track.

– JCruise took a dump on the 50-yard line and blamed it on the dog. Or maybe it was the other way around… I forget
– FunHouse died of dysentery on his way back across the expansive plains to his home, Oregon Trail style…
– Spider-Man changed into his (not present) shirt after the workout…
– Gears went sleeveless to show off his newly acquired Hawaiian tan…
– Maximus was glad we didn’t do 81 burpees to start our workout…
– Tapout (11) carried Headspin for 50 yards, thus reinforcing my statement about being grown f-ing men. But he promises to keep himself in check in front of his mom…
– Time Machine loves ducks. Like, it might be an unhealthy focus of his life…
– Drop Thrill knows how to keep a man humble…
– 3D (if you haven’t noticed) is accelerating whilst shedding his former self…
– Suplex agrees that we don’t use the word “whilst” nearly enough…
– Yoyo Ma was the War Daddy today. He won’t read this, so I can write whatever I want about him…
– Sprocket continues to fill out his rewards card. Just a few more punches and I think he gets one free workout. Or an ice cream cake or something like that…
– Ruby Slippers loved doing a 6-inch hold. I’ll just leave that there.

When truth pulls up next to you in its limo, rolls down the window and asks you if you have any Grey Poupon, you can pass it this report as a substitute.
no poop was actually created or discovered at the 50 or any other yard line.
no Poupon was actually created or discovered at the 50 either…

MARY: No chicks.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Read your newsletter.
COT: The 5th Core Principle.

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Pole Postion

WARMUP: IW at Pike, LSS at gas station, MC at church
THE THANG:
From the corner of Harris Street & Ardrey to White Street (aka RT 160) & Ardrey, we ran to each telephone pole and did an exercise. Northbound there are 12 poles and southbound there are 9 poles for a total of 21 telephone poles)
Round 1 – (3) Burpees 63 total
Round 2 – (5) Merkins 105 total
Round 3 – (7) Squats 147 total

Mileage ranged from 2.5 to 2.85 miles in total
MARY: No time
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Blood drive, Bethel Mens, Stuff a Bus, and Tortoise and Hair CSAUP
COT: Closed in prayer

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Went Looking For The Stamp…Found It

WARMUP: Run to the pharmacy, wait, run to the old Hardees, wait.
THE THANG:
Captain Thor (1 BBSU : 4 American Hammers-rt side counting = 10:40) and yes, we found the Stamp.
Run to the Town Hall Bldg for a plank series:
Mountain Climbers
Grave Diggers-Rt Side then Left Side
Dips
Run to the big, smooth lot for FMFBC:
NUR the long stretches & Bear Crawl the “short stretches”
To the Church steps
Up & Down the steps 2x then 30 correct squats
Up & Down the steps 2x then 20 correct squats
To the next smooth lot, now by FMCOG
Feet on the curb and lean on another PAX for 50 Calf Raises
Get a partner for Partner Pushes:
Each partner pushes a longer stretch and a shorter stretch.
At the corners, do 20 Flutters I/C & 20 Diamond Merkins
Run back to C.O.T. for a little more Mary.
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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Bubble of Hot Air

YHC was honored to Q at Minnow Pond and thankful to start the day with my brothers in F3. After reviewing previous backblasts, I noticed one from Spider-Man in 2023 which introduced a loop around town that I liked. I decided to modify it slightly and focus on ab work today

THE THANG:

Mosey to Improper Pig
5 burpees
10 Big Boys
15 Freddy x 2
20 Flutters x 2

Mosey to Vet Clinic
Rinse and repeat exercises

Mosey to Town of Fort Mill office
Rinse and repeat exercises

Mosey to FM Baptist parking lot
Rinse and repeat exercises

Mosey to Improper Pig
Rinse and repeat exercises minus flutters

3 or 4 loops were completed depending upon speed

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

Read the newsletter

Pusher out :v:

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BLIMPS Loops

WARMUP:
None

THE THANG:
Pax to run loops around Veteran’s Park (N. White to FMRX, around Clebourne to Main, Down Main back to Veteran’s Park).
4 stops along the way. First stop is 2 reps. Second is 4, then 6, then 8. Each loop is a different exercise:

Burpees
LBCs (4 count)
Imperial Walkers (4 count)
Merkins (4 count)
PlankJacks (4 count)
SSH (4 count)

Speedsters, rinse and repeat.

MARY:
Flutters and Freddies until the 6 came in.

Great work by all pax. Some did their own thing, but all were sweating it out this humid morning that teased us with a breeze every once in a while.

Thanks FunHouse for the opportunity to lead.

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Escape from the Bermuda Triangle

WARMUP: run to WEP bandshell
THE THANG: run WEP lap with 3 stations — burpees, big boys and CDDs. First lap is 5 reps, add 5 reps with each lap. Goal = 5 laps
MARY: LBCs back at launch point
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Sweaty Barry tonight!
COT: Grateful to have 2 brothers in the Gloom on a day when it seems the pax were resting up for the evening CSAUP. Dialog about the turbulence and noise in life and the value of spending time in Gloom with brothers to listen, sharpen, escape distraction and find the signal or true north. Thanks for the fellowship and the push this morning!

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2024.18 Sweep the Leg

Run behind Gold Hill Middle for suicides.
Base Line
7 Wide arm typewriter merkins in the sequence: Center, Left, Right, Center, Right, Left, Center
At the turn:
7 Wide leg typewriter squats in same sequence

We need to find Cheshire’s info, cause I don’t see it anywhere…

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